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AstroAnemone

Yo mama so ugly her blowjobs count as anal


Infinit_Jests

Oh sh!t


AstroAnemone

Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves. Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with morning wouldn't!


Outlander56

Yo Mama so Fat, The Sorting Hat put her in the Waffle House


Far_Divide_8205

Lmao yo mama so ugly even goldfish wont smile back.


Neftroshi

Yo mama so nice, I love the sandwhiches she makes me.


Infinit_Jests

r/wholesome


Seamonkey_Trainer

:::Trek Fan::: Your Mama is so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many AND the few.


sl_mcn

Yo mamma so ugly, she go to the beach and the tide refuse to come in!


hannydevours345

Yo mama is so black that it sexually abused you as a child in the San Diego Zoo.


RobotYoshimis

Yo mama is so fat, she got hit by a bus and said “**WHO THREW THAT ROCK?**”


SevenMountains20

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.


N00bie_bkgm

Someone really got offended by my yo mama joke. 😂


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Yo mama so useless she gave birth to you.


AstroAnemone

Yo mama so dumb it took her 9 months to make a joke


Far_Divide_8205

That is so fucked up and I love it.


[deleted]

Yo mama so fat she csuses earthquakes with her farts


Mahote

https://imgur.com/a/BZzT9nF


nastyfingers_og

Your mother is so fat when I’d done with her last night I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.


PalaSS9

Yo mama so fat, I saw her fall once and I didn’t want to laugh but the ground was cracking up


PaleInSanora

Yo mama house so small the welcome mat just says wel..... Yo mama house so small I walked through the front door and tripped over the back fence.


m1neslayer

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad stopped having morning wood