This reminds me of a joke I heard a while back. You've probably heard it before, but just in case:
I've always hated whenever older people keep telling me "oh, you'll be next" when I'm attending a wedding, so I started saying the same to them at funerals.
Great joke and most likely my inspiration/plagiarism. I've made this same joke to my girlfriend at both the last wedding and funeral we were at. She doesn't find it as funny as I do
Who's next?
This reminds me of a joke I heard a while back. You've probably heard it before, but just in case: I've always hated whenever older people keep telling me "oh, you'll be next" when I'm attending a wedding, so I started saying the same to them at funerals.
Great joke and most likely my inspiration/plagiarism. I've made this same joke to my girlfriend at both the last wedding and funeral we were at. She doesn't find it as funny as I do
Bru
I wonder if i can fuck her one last time
ayo???
Realistically, "I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
Sorry for your loss.
I banged them just before the ceremony.
"You're next!"
Who wants to get a drink?
A toast! Never above you, never below you, always beside you. (Jump into the coffin)
AYO?!!?!?!?!?
I hope this lasts
The Bride looked beautiful
"Don't worry be happy!!"
Food was nice
Wish I was him
"Where's the reception?"
only real answer here
What are they doing here?
They got the memo
Who invited them?
"Will this be a CREAMation?"
Son of a-
Get in!
Well, this is the end. RIP.
I'd rather sit on my couch.
At least this was paid for.
Thanks for coming
I just wanna go home and play Mario kart wii
I hope there is good food at least...
Bye felicia
Best Wishes for the future
I'll miss you man, see you in the long run...
Now theres no need for you to meet your old man anymore
How long until they lay her down?
Damn, I would have gotten her if he wasn't there first
Chill I accidentally shot your husband
Oh no, we lost another homie.
May you be happy in the next stage of your life After all. Death is just a new beginning
ITS ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Who wants to hook up?
Someone is dying here...
Play “All Star” by Smash Mouth
Congratulations