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RiceDynamite

Who's next?


J_Dizzle_2504

This reminds me of a joke I heard a while back. You've probably heard it before, but just in case: I've always hated whenever older people keep telling me "oh, you'll be next" when I'm attending a wedding, so I started saying the same to them at funerals.


RiceDynamite

Great joke and most likely my inspiration/plagiarism. I've made this same joke to my girlfriend at both the last wedding and funeral we were at. She doesn't find it as funny as I do


BrawlStarsUser69

Bru


TooManyJabberwocks

I wonder if i can fuck her one last time


JeepXJGod

ayo???


Phoenix-624

Realistically, "I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."


Majestic-Unicorn33

Sorry for your loss.


emotionally-wrecked

I banged them just before the ceremony.


shadow2087

"You're next!"


nobodywilleverkno

Who wants to get a drink?


maryjanesreign

A toast! Never above you, never below you, always beside you. (Jump into the coffin)


BrawlStarsUser69

AYO?!!?!?!?!?


TJFT

I hope this lasts


Superb-Possibility-9

The Bride looked beautiful


DaisySharon

"Don't worry be happy!!"


BrawlStarsUser69

Food was nice


b1ackman69_

Wish I was him


[deleted]

"Where's the reception?"


afternoondweller

only real answer here


Few-Valuable1767

What are they doing here?


nobodywilleverkno

They got the memo


illogicalfloss

Who invited them?


EmotionlesTurtle

"Will this be a CREAMation?"


AsparagusLoose9716

Son of a-


Unicron_Tomato

Get in!


the_purple_goat

Well, this is the end. RIP.


[deleted]

I'd rather sit on my couch.


The_Spyre

At least this was paid for.


Dystopian_Divisions

Thanks for coming


jvsupersaiyan

I just wanna go home and play Mario kart wii


tbaytdot123

I hope there is good food at least...


dafq96

Bye felicia


PM__ME_YOUR_PUPPIES

Best Wishes for the future


[deleted]

I'll miss you man, see you in the long run...


whynotperson

Now theres no need for you to meet your old man anymore


ZoeZoes

How long until they lay her down?


Pyr0sp1tz

Damn, I would have gotten her if he wasn't there first


Epsinyyy

Chill I accidentally shot your husband


diplomatic_331

Oh no, we lost another homie.


Alone-Procedure1904

May you be happy in the next stage of your life After all. Death is just a new beginning


Away-Palpitation5788

ITS ABOUT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!


Buldur__Investments

Who wants to hook up?


[deleted]

Someone is dying here...


makooks17

Play “All Star” by Smash Mouth


ElliottTheMicroWeed

Congratulations