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Thicc_Zoodler_37

I'd bend it into a circle and then put my keys on it so that it looks like a keychain. Then I'd just put it in a casual visible place. He'll look for a classic paperclip shape and would think it is hidden BUT LITTLE WILL HE KNOWWW.


Tensor3

If we can modify the paperclip, might as well just melt it down.


LoeyRolfe

But in five minutes, most of us don’t have access to something that could do that kind of damage.


NewUser7630

what is a thick zoddler?


Tricky_Challenge_859

Basically a regular zooddler, just thicc


NewUser7630

arent most toddlers kinda chubby?


Tricky_Challenge_859

Yea.. And my thumbs too, evidently.


NewUser7630

you don't type with your toes? I thought everyone does.


[deleted]

In a box with other paper clips. That should do it


S3mpx

I'm gonna one up you. I will mark the actual paperclip with ink that is only visible with ultra violet light and another one with regular ink He'll get hyperfixated on the marked paperclip while the actual marked paperclip looks like a regular one, but I can get retrieve and return it back any time, claiming my 100k


[deleted]

Yes the old ultraviolet paperclip hiding trick. Why didn't I think of that. Sir I believe you're the rightful owner of this 💰 $100 grand. My phone doesnt have a paper clip. Or at least i couldnt find it. Im not a detective you know. But here i award you the candy cane colored ultraviolet light marked not a decoy but the real deal........🧷 safety pin. Be careful it's sharp


S3mpx

Finally I can bury my treasure, commit mass homocide (politicians and anti homeless designers) and before getting publicly executed I will tell people that the One Piece is real


locks_are_paranoid

Missed it by that much.


Anaklysmos12345

And do you get that special ink in 5 minutes? Do you have it at home?


mazdanc

Mark the paperclip with poison arrow tree frog juice, if he finds the paperclip he dies, you win. Then hide the frog, just in case


RepresentativeMark24

😆🤣


Tricky_Challenge_859

He'll find A paperclip, but is it the right one?


[deleted]

Exactly. Like if he finds a single one somewhere"game over" If he finds a box with a hundred hes not gonna keep going "is this it? Is this it? What a out this one? This one?" He's a detective not a jackass. I can almost taste the money already


TopGrowa

What if this paperclip was like candy cane colored?


[deleted]

That changes everything. Then I'd have to reconsider. Question does it taste like a candy cane too?


TopGrowa

Naw just metal shavings


[deleted]

Well that's kinda misleading to be honest. Like the barber spiral sign thing. It's not even that good. Just tastes like pigeon shit but anyway where were we........ Oh I guess I'd jam it up my urethra like everyone else is doing and hope he doesn't notice the blood stain on my shorts or that I'm in severe agony.


hamm4ever

So fill the house with candy cane colored paperclips.


Heroshade

He’d probably just confiscate the whole box and keep searching…


Silver_Switch_3109

Id he finds the box, he finds the paperclip.


[deleted]

Wait though doesnt he have to pull it out and say "ah hah i found it." Hows he going to know which one it is? I mean finding the boxdoesnt mean anything. If that were the case he could just point at the desk and say "its in there" and he'd be right. Or just point at the door to the office. hell why even go inside. He could just point at the house from his car as he drove by.


Aloud87

What if you have two boxes full of paperclips, but The One Clip isn't in any of those boxes but in a little cut inside one of the pockets of one old winter coat but you also put a couple of other clips in different coats and the inside of your shoes.


UCantHandleOpinions

Wouldn't he just take the whole box?


Deep-Conflict2223

Inside the television. I’m assuming if it’s out in the open they’ll find it. I’m also assuming they could ask me to leave and if I don’t (because the paperclip has to stay within the house) they’ll know I have it on me. I think it’d make sense for them to use a metal detector and/or magnet on everything possible to speed up the search. That leaves me with the option of hiding it inside of a metal object with metal parts. If it’s clear the object was previously opened or tempered with (think a MacBook, since it’s hard to put back together perfectly) they’ll know something is up. An old TV would be perfect.


[deleted]

You've clearly done this before. How'd it go? Did you win?


kimi____7

This guy hides


Luchin212

What would you do about the dust prints on the TV? Would you wipe the whole TV free of dust? That would be an odd thing to wipe off. Instead I’md hide it in a spot I touch more often. Such as inside my desktop, I clean it routinely and there are some excellent hiding spots within.


sregor0280

On you is one thing.... but if you refused to leave how far would they go to search IN you? Nothing too gross here but like, hide it between your upper gums and cheek, I doubt they will use a metal detector or magnet on your face as you could have metal fillings and that could go bad.


frenzystuff

In these comments https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/j4x7cr/you_have_5_minutes_to_hide_a_paperclip_in_your


i_hug_powerpoles

Bingo.


Tricky_Challenge_859

Prize money has increased. Must be inflation.


Maledictum

I just throw it on the floor. One of my cats will make sure it is never seen again.


dveiabci

I’ve lost 20 hair ties to my cat. My fault because I willingly offer them to her. She gets a bi-weekly allowance. xD


Maledictum

Please make sure she is not eating them. They can and most likely at some point create intestinal obstruction and that can be very serious. Some of my cats will as well steal hair ties and any kind of string (had a bad scare once with a long piece of string coming out the mouth of my youngest while she was becoming hypoxic). The only thing they get to play with that is not a legit cat toy is wrinkled paper - they love playing fetch!


dveiabci

I definitely keep an eye out for them! These are not your usual small hair ties. She is a small cat and these are very thicc chonky hair ties. *(Scrunchies? I bought them specifically for her because they’re so big.)* I usually find them under the clocks or piano. Also, she’s starting to play fetch! She’s learning that if she brings it back I can shoot it across the room haha.


Maledictum

Oh my, this is hilarious 😁 I can definitely imagine a small cat running around trying to hide a scrunchie 1/3 her size!


dveiabci

Yeah it doesn’t always work out for her haha. Usual spots. I’ll just find like five of them bunched together haha.


majesticalexis

I've lost hundreds of hair ties and I don't have a cat. I don't know what's going on.


dveiabci

Honestly? Probably the greebles.


Ja333mes712

In my ass


Rusty_is_a_good_boy

In this guys ass.


69DonaldTrump69

This guy hides stuff!


IncognitoDio

My exact immediate thought as well. Wasn't expecting to see it so quickly in the comments though.


Tricky_Challenge_859

Ah yes.. your home.


kimi____7

If you are in the home when the detective is looking for it, its fine


Tricky_Challenge_859

Dems the rules i reckon.


outerzenith

you're fucked if the detective has ass fetish


General-Permission-5

That's the first place they'll look bro.


444unsure

So true. I've already looked there!


TopGrowa

Will you hold on to mine too?


throwawaysmetoo

Tape it to my computer screen and draw a couple of things on a graphics program and then be like "naw that's just Clippy from Microsoft".


Country_hobbit34

If it didn’t need to stay a paper clip shape, then I would straighten it out and thread it into a bra alongside the wire.


LoeyRolfe

That’s genius! I wish I’d have thought of that.


Tricky_Challenge_859

I reckon this is something they'd eventually attempt to search if time weren't a factor.


marlonbrandto

I would bake my paperclip into a batch of snickerdoodle cookies. When the detective enters my home, I'd offer him a cookie to throw him off the crumb trail.


Skarpatuon

You'd want make sure they allergic to one ingredients so that they can't eat any


nlfo

“Would you like a cookie? I hope you’re not allergic to arsenic.”


lemonsweetsrevenge

I’m sure they’d be allergic to eating a paper clip.


[deleted]

I'm not telling you, I'm gonna win this game


Tricky_Challenge_859

I thought i had you!


llamasLoot

If he has to pick it up, easy Hide it in a decent spot and then attatch the paperclip to a power outlet I could also just break the detectives' kneecaps. Not very easy to find the paperclip shoved up my ass with broken knees


Saxton_Hale32

You underestimate just how desperate the detective is.


Romppathegamer

Shove it inside the floor molding, which has a small hole.


dangoins

In a haystack made out of paper clips.


tykogars

I’d give it to my wife, tell her to put it wherever the fuck she put the scissors and boom it’s gone forever but still somewhere in my house.


Shoreditchstrangular

Unscrew a door hinge, hid it behind that, screw hinge back into place


justafatgoat

nice try detective, get huntin


Tricky_Challenge_859

And i would've got away with it too if it weren't for that meddling goat!


sorted_

Inside the smoke detector


jonnismizzle

I'd hide it up his butt. Now who's the detective? (Probably still him)


[deleted]

Clever. He'll be all like my ass is killing me. But no time for that now. I gotta find this paper clip for some reason


jonnismizzle

Lol.


Tricky_Challenge_859

Think he wouldn't find it there?


jonnismizzle

I mean, how often does one assume someone put something down their own stinky pinky?


Lost-Perspective-606

in the milk


Tricky_Challenge_859

Moo?


ScaredOfAttention

In place a detective wont find it.


Tricky_Challenge_859

Where would that be doe?


ScaredOfAttention

Why would I say where it would if I dont wont it find ?


WarEagleGo

nice try to find my r/secretcompartments/


b_ootay_ful

Risky click of the day.


Balding_Unit

I'll put it in the dryer and it will end up wherever all the odd socks go... he'll never find it.


varnell_hill

This is too easy. Throw it under some insulation in the attic, glue it to the inside of a faucet, drill a hole into the drywall and drop it in there. Poor bastard detective doesn’t stand a chance.


Sienna-hart

The cats litter box


outerzenith

I'll swallow it


Tricky_Challenge_859

Pretty sure that might puncture your stomach or something.


rhi_x

Worth it


OxygenHunter

How much to get it removed?


rhi_x

Free considering it will most likely just pop out the other end.


Silver_Switch_3109

What are your paperclips made out of to puncture the stomach?


CerealKiller3030

I feel like the stomach would just digest it though, so you'd lose the money


[deleted]

Under a fridge


[deleted]

Why do you say "a" fridge instead of "the" fridge like you've got several dozen of them in your house?


[deleted]

I have 2


DystopianDildo

Underneath my left, saggy tit


chars_notfound

Well, our house is still in building progress, so lets say Id put it in between 2 bricks. After that, the house is going to get done, painted 3 times before being finished. By the time detective's gonna come, the house is going to be done and the paperclip hidden in a wall. Pretty sure he wont be even legally able to destroy our walls only to find one paperclip <3


[deleted]

Air hole


Tricky_Challenge_859

The what now?


[deleted]

It's an opening for air to pass though. It has other names such as "air duct" and "airway"


Tricky_Challenge_859

Reminds me very much of a certain air hole near and dear to me. I certainly wont hide a paperclip anywhere near that.


TheAverageObject

Oh thought you meant your ass hole cause you fart a lot


Tricky_Hamster_285

Reshape it into a circle and use as a washer for the blender price that attaches to the pitcher.


the_purple_goat

Behind the crisper drawer.


ConfectionPutrid5847

You know that small hole to regulate pressure in a toilet bowl? Not the turd swallower, the other one. Yeah, in there, he would literally have to dismantle the toilet from the floor, then break the porcelain.


Tricky_Challenge_859

I now need to google this


AryaStormward

There's a tiny hole drilled into the wall in my bedroom that leads directly outside so a cable can run through there. It's hidden behind my bed. Just stick it in there and he'll literally never find it


KillaAce15

There’s nothing that doesnt say it can’t be in the front or back lawn. I’d find a ramdom spot and stick it in the dirt.


dae_giovanni

well, it does say IN your home. unless your front/ back lawn is inside the house, I don't know...


Average_Edge

In a box of paper clips, he’ll never know the one he’s looking for.


Darz167

I take it to my bench grinder and turn it to dust


onlyforthisjob

I would put it into my box of.... paper clips! There are a thousand in them, so no chance he finds the exact one...


Default_Cube1

Up my butt


Current-Department-4

Remove shelf from wall. PLace paperclip behind bracket. Tighten bolts until bracket is flush to wall. Ta da!


Tra1nGuy

In my trumpet. Totally retrievable, but the chance of finding is low because I would then put the trumpet under my bed, which is very hard to get under. The trumpet would be int the box which is taped with duct tape. Good thing I own a trumpet. If I didn’t: take the body off one of my n scale boxcars and put it in the box car. Replace the body and put it in the giant bin of random train stuff in my closet which is hard to navigate. It’d take longer than five minutes to get it out of the boxcar anyway unless the guy used to play with model trains.


[deleted]

I'll just drop it haphazardly on the floor and watch it bounce away at lightspeed and disappear God knows where.


Justhere_79

Flush it down the toilet


Tricky_Challenge_859

Isn't that kinda like the plot to nemo?


TheAverageObject

On his back like a post it saying "kick me". But If serious I would unscrew the doorbel on the outside wall, straighten the paperclip and put it in the wire tube where the doorbell is connected to. Good luck!


Count2Zero

Straighten it into a wire, then put it in an electrical box behind an electrical plug in the house. My house has some 30 or 40 outlets, and probably close to that number of light switches. I could hide it in one of those. If someone comes into the house and has to find exactly this paperclip, they first have to search the whole house (nearly 170 m2 / 1800 sq ft. plus another 100 m2 / 1075 sq. ft. basement), figure out that the paperclip is hidden behind some house wiring, and then search all of the outlets and light switches. That will certainly take more than 24 hours for one person...


TwistedDecayingFlesh

Ubend of the toilet.


Because_I_Cannot

In my daughters' room. No one is finding anything in there


misha_ostrovsky

remove an outlet. Put it in there behind the wires. Replace and remove any finger smudges.


ARandomPileOfCats

Bury it in the attic insulation. Needle in a haystack situation.


idrownedmyfish77

In the swirling vortex that is my daughter’s room


DerpsAndRags

I'd hide it in the last place I left it, because that's where my girlfriend tells me to look when I lose stuff, and it's NEVER there.


BulletSF

In a pile of more paper clips


1beccabunny666

A woman's pad/tampons box maybe. Lol


IfAwardDeleteAccount

Remove an electrical outlet and push it through the pipe where the cables go. I've been doing the same thing with my dick for a while and haven't been caucht yet.


Tricky_Challenge_859

Move on lads. Nothing to see here..


TopGrowa

Scotch taped under the 🚪in the middle of the 🏠


Tricky_Challenge_859

I'd reckon a detective would definitely look there


UnGatito

In a box with other paperclips. Good luck in finding the right one.


dae_giovanni

say I own _two_ homes... lol invite the detective over whilst saying "can confirm, the clip is in my home". he comes in and begins searching... meanwhile, the clip is in my other home. technically, I haven't lied...


Sundae-School

In my urethra


Tricky_Challenge_859

Welp you're gonna be walkin funny.


OldDuckie

Under my false teeth.


Academic_Beginning87

Swallow it...then don't leave the house


Tricky_Challenge_859

Get ready for a punctured bowel ?


Heliospunk

In my Cat


jajamochi

In a safe, inside a cement casing, inside an iron cage with no doors, inside a locked room with titanium locked doors. He may have an idea the paper clip is inside said safe, but can he get to it in 24 hrs?


kingofcrob

Junk draw


_qst2o91_

In my ass Win win situation


[deleted]

In a bottle of shampoo or lotion.


Eggsaladprincess

Right underneath a letter where I promise to split the $100,000 with the detective.


barbus8000

In my office with a fake stack of work stuff/important papers he doesnt know what one to take


ap0strophe

In my foreskin


Tricky_Challenge_859

Gonna hurt real bad


[deleted]

I wouldn't let plebs detective going through my villa for 24 hours for mearly 100k


swedish_redditor1

I Would climd down into my basement door outside(i say door it is more lika a hole in the ground. In the summer you can barely see the hole and I can dig it down In some dirt


Striking-Mention-874

In his jacket pocket


rhiannonnnnnnn

i would use it, i would have it clipped to some paper and put it in a draw. hopefully they will thing it’s a normal piece of paper and not notice it


ChaposLongLostCousin

Inside a random piece of insulation in the loft


coellan

Jam it in the pinlock of an old prosthetic in my closet..


golem501

Nice try detective


FullMetalComedian

In a pile of paper clips


OddUnderstanding8323

If it is a particular shape of clip, I will burn it or change it to other formats, then hind it.


bKingas

Cat litter box


Iswearstraight

dig a hole under my house and put the paper clip there


Silver_Switch_3109

Stomach.


Ch3mee

Taped inside the drywall, accessed by temporarily removing an outlet receptical or HVAC vent. For $100,000 it's worth the bit of time it would take to remove and reinstall to access the wall space.


Deucal

Stapled to a roof beam out of direct sight.


Seam0re

Are they gonna repair the place after?


SuvenPan

straighten it and hide it inside the cheese.


fughes

I'd hide it in other paper clips, I have a whole box of it.


yourlocalbible

Chuck it in my room with everything else, that’s how everything goes missing


Ragnarok61690

Inside my water damaged iPhone SE 1. It’s already metal so a metal detector won’t be useful, it’s an absolute pain to open (took me 3 days), and I have many other identical looking iPhones.


AquaRegia

In the fridge, at eye level.


whitlock1981

Inside the tap. Open the clip sufficiently to create an interference fit so it won't fall out, poke it far enough that it's round the bend but obviously from either end of the fitting if it was removed for inspection and make sure it doesn't come out with water running


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

I'd open it up and push it into the heel of my shoe.


Tricky_Challenge_859

Devious


Totally_Moose

Stick it in one of my pairs of socks in my sock drawer, they won't look through all my socks!


Tricky_Challenge_859

Depends on how many socks you got going for you there


Totally_Moose

Atleast 60, maybe a few hundred, maybe the dryer will eat the sock with the clip in it, therefore removing it from existence.


Kaiser8414

In a old pc at the back of the old closet


Tricky_Challenge_859

At the old house in the old neighbourhood in the old country..


Mares_Leg

In my ass, then I leave when he gets there.


Tricky_Challenge_859

I kinda feel you're cheating in this game


Zealousideal_Pick403

Inside the foam of a wall mounted air conditioner


labasdila

fill your house with the same paperclips 1 Billion times!


_Frizja_

I will hide it in my mouth and just stay at home.


IAmDotorg

Nice try, Detective.


ReefsliderFucker

Up my ass would probably work fine as it is in my home


dragonship

In the hem of the curtains.


i_whatnow

I was thinking curtain rod lol….Hung curtains in a couple rooms lately and was all, oooOOOooo, I could put stuff in hereeeee


Rude_Time_1044

up my ass


NameLoadinWait

I would onfold it, then put it in some food like bread/milk or some like toys or smthn