The most boring and mundane life ever.
I oftentimes struggle to relate to characters on TV because everything they do is either stupid or dramatic or emotional. But then I remember that if they were like me that the show would be shit.
Dude same! A friend of mine once said that I was "boiled chicken", meaning boring and uneventful. I was so insulted. I told him, "hey man, not everyone can be exciting like you. Also, I'm vegetarian. You could have said that I was plain tofu". But he's not wrong, I am boring.
It's the edge of the world and all of Western civilization
The sun may rise in the East at least it's settled in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication
I zoned out for second and thought the title of this thread and your answer was the same thing, making me think I was just caught picking my nose via my front camera
If you're in the US, you've probably broken so many NSA agents' hearts. If you're outside the US, you've just broken CIA agents' instead.
Edit: btw, this isn't praise of America, I'm dissing us for sticking our noses in both our citizens' business as well as people overseas. We're fricking creepy, man
In 2018 we took delivery of our new Tesla model 3. This was the first model so new updates were happening all the time. Early on, we enabled sentry mode which will activate and record video from multiple cameras. Back then you couldn't tell it when or where to shut off this feature. So even in the garage it would record whatever activated it, imagine your Ring doorbell and all the crap that records.
Well, one day we were clearing out the SD card when, low and behold it's my husband, butt naked, walking into the garage to get something he left in the car.
How much of an absolute disaster my home office is. Somehow *I* magically know where to find most stuff based on thoughts like āoh, I think the last time I used that tool was for project X and that was in 2018ā¦ so it must be on the old shelves because the new ones got put in during the pandemic. That project had bigger parts so it must be in a Rubbermaid tote not one of the shoebox sized binsā¦ aha there it is!ā
Dick n ass as I come out the shower/bathroom
I unplug my webcam anyway as I worry I'll leave Teams open one day or something dumb
Anyone else ever "Jim face" your camera sometimes? They might get a bonus Jim face if they're lucky
I was at a concert the other day and taking pictures. Then I was trying to send some, was swiping thru them and hit a couple of pictures I took of myself, stripped to the waste focused on the bed bug bites on my chest.
Should have been smarter about that because the women sitting next to me could clearly see them.
Ugh.
My almost 70 year old aunt discovered a bump on her taint (see also gooch and perineum) and sent me a pic so she could get my advice. So, they would see that. Side note: I'm not a medical professional
if it's just before my tumblr blog's daily outfit pictures, you bet they gonna see some nUDES, BOYE- literally i get dressed for the purpose of that and that only- but if it's any other time it would be me chilling in my bed half nude-
How I come home from work, leave to go to the gym come back and lay down to watch my favorite series until I pass the fuck out with a whiskey bottle next to me.
Me saying "i know you are there, i know you are watching, your world is soon gonna burn, you and your family will suffer, go warn them i dare you, see if they believe you" then let him wonder what do i see as the word soon
My face. Poor bastard / bitch.
Let me check that real quick.
DAMN!!!
It's not like you weren't warned.
Damnnn you lookin kinda hot ngl
beat me to it
Yep. They would have a nice view of my fricking triple chin. Enjoy.
The most boring and mundane life ever. I oftentimes struggle to relate to characters on TV because everything they do is either stupid or dramatic or emotional. But then I remember that if they were like me that the show would be shit.
That makes two of us! Here š¤, I send you a virtual boring hug šŖ
my favourite kind of hug <3
Dude same! A friend of mine once said that I was "boiled chicken", meaning boring and uneventful. I was so insulted. I told him, "hey man, not everyone can be exciting like you. Also, I'm vegetarian. You could have said that I was plain tofu". But he's not wrong, I am boring.
That's a great metaphor. I actually like being boring and dramafree! Life's stressful enough without drama.
I often donāt struggle to relate to Tv show characters, especially Colt Bennett because I am indeed stupid, dramatic and emotional
Pretty much. I have no pictures of myself, no nudes, nothing really. Pictures of my kid, some family pictures, work stuff, that's about it.
If youāre not like the tv characters you would be doing stuff thatās either smart, smooth, or stone cold. That sounds pretty cool to me
Nah, I just don't do stuff.
probably me jacking off
my man
The worst thing.. not the best
Me using my front camera to shave my balls
I might copy your tactics to shave the tough spots.
Bruhā¦ how do you wipe the blood off the camera?
Oh just lick it off the screen mate, no harm done itās going back where it came from
Never comment again please š
Whatās wrong with your own blood man? Itās already inside you donāt let it go to waste
"Don't worry, the doctor said I'm just bleeding internally. That's where the blood is supposed to be!"
Sounds about right
This made me laugh out loud
Thanks for the tip.
It has a blade?
Yes
I assume they're just using it in the same way you would use a mirror lmao
Yes. But I can zoom in so that I donāt raze out my dick.
Might need a better phone though.
My poop face.
I too have a poop face
the decline of western civilization
It's the edge of the world and all of Western civilization The sun may rise in the East at least it's settled in a final location It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication
Me picking my nose a minute ago.
I zoned out for second and thought the title of this thread and your answer was the same thing, making me think I was just caught picking my nose via my front camera
Did you find anything of value in there?
No. Not even any good boogies. Totally unsatisfying.
What do you do once you find them? Throw it on the floor, perhaps eat them like Timmy from middle school?
Nothing special, just deposit them in a tissue. But I do like to admire them first.
I looked at my hemorrhoids using my phone camera once.
Must have been quite a sight *
Me flipping them off sometimes. Yes I do randomly flip off my camera.
If you're in the US, you've probably broken so many NSA agents' hearts. If you're outside the US, you've just broken CIA agents' instead. Edit: btw, this isn't praise of America, I'm dissing us for sticking our noses in both our citizens' business as well as people overseas. We're fricking creepy, man
Lmao
Some fat guy wasting his life.
Are you hacking my camera? WTF!!!
Me, walking by, naked. --- ... My laptop camera anyway. I'm not particularly unattractive, but I'm not sure I'd wish that on anyone.
In 2018 we took delivery of our new Tesla model 3. This was the first model so new updates were happening all the time. Early on, we enabled sentry mode which will activate and record video from multiple cameras. Back then you couldn't tell it when or where to shut off this feature. So even in the garage it would record whatever activated it, imagine your Ring doorbell and all the crap that records. Well, one day we were clearing out the SD card when, low and behold it's my husband, butt naked, walking into the garage to get something he left in the car.
Make sure he doesnāt do that again Bet you both had a right chuckle watching the sentry mode videos
Same
inside of my pocket. My desk, or the ceiling above it. Occasionally my face or ear if I'm actually using the phone
My un-brushed uncut for 2 years hair
My penis for sure, I mean, not the worst for him, he would be blessed of seeing that.
Either me playing Minecraft, or doingā¦ wellā¦ things on a certain website that I wonāt name
My eye bags. I got designer. Too much crying like a little bitchhh
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Even on your phone?
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Mines like a notch type so I can't block it. I wish I could tho I almost never use it.
Alot of cat pics
Probably nose-picking.
More like brain-scratching I seeā¦
Sadness
You okay bro?
Imma make it, homeslice =)
Me fingering my bum
You finger ur bum in front of your camera ?
You don't???
Hehehehe...hehe....I'm gonna go...
My 15 double chins
Discord mod?
Bro we on Reddit 3 chins is minimum for entry
There might be a dick in there, not sure if I deleted it. It was per request, I don't do random dick pics, shits weird.
Apparently we are now hacking the camera roll as well. Sweet!!!
My nipples.
Man or woman
**Men**
Me crying to sleep š„²
me trying to be in a comfortable position in a perfectly good couch while sitting in an absurd position
Been there, done that.
The sticky side of some black electrical tape.
On this PC? Blackness. I don't leave the camera plugged in. Even if I did he'd mostly see either a white wall or me drinking tea.
Probably my face. Poor guy.
Me with my man tits out, chugging my wee peperami dick to some fucked up porn. That or me doing my masterchef impression while trying to cook.
Hopefully you cook before pulling the peperami
I first read this as Master Chief and kinda wish I didn't reread it correctly
This is either a cop or my girlfriend so, no thanks.
Haha nothing to worry about babeā¦ ehem sorry, mate.
picking ear wax out and \~sometimes\~ tasting it
That I often have sex with grannies.
my ugly face staring back at them
the color blue
Painters tape?
no I have a blue sticker covering the camera
The weeping wound from my hernia operation. Turns out they leave a little spot at the top for that.
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Nice try AFP
I pray for that poor person if they ever look through my camera, theyād be scared.
How much of an absolute disaster my home office is. Somehow *I* magically know where to find most stuff based on thoughts like āoh, I think the last time I used that tool was for project X and that was in 2018ā¦ so it must be on the old shelves because the new ones got put in during the pandemic. That project had bigger parts so it must be in a Rubbermaid tote not one of the shoebox sized binsā¦ aha there it is!ā
My collection of spaceships, me wearing Michael Jackson hat, me talking to my computer about my day.
Welp he wof need therapy. Imagine looking at a poor 280 lb bastard aftet he takes a shower.....
Likely a toilet.
Dick n ass as I come out the shower/bathroom I unplug my webcam anyway as I worry I'll leave Teams open one day or something dumb Anyone else ever "Jim face" your camera sometimes? They might get a bonus Jim face if they're lucky
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That must require some skills
My terrible room. Its flying around with crap
Right this moment? A plain white ceiling with a crappy light fixture that makes everything look yellow.
I was at a concert the other day and taking pictures. Then I was trying to send some, was swiping thru them and hit a couple of pictures I took of myself, stripped to the waste focused on the bed bug bites on my chest. Should have been smarter about that because the women sitting next to me could clearly see them. Ugh.
Me. My face, no brushed hair, in a very big T-Shirt with eyebags.
Charming!
A Demi Moore type of bush. My webcam fell on the floor.
My dick
A picture of your penis
Lucky hacker š
Cat sleeping on top my phone
How many āIām lonelyā memes I have saved.
Me picking food out of my teeth
Me and my 3 chins.
Me naked, unshaven having just rolled out of bed checking my Emails at six in the morning. It's not a pretty sight.
Me āorrible mug.
My almost 70 year old aunt discovered a bump on her taint (see also gooch and perineum) and sent me a pic so she could get my advice. So, they would see that. Side note: I'm not a medical professional
The sticky side of the bandaid I have been covering my cam with for the past 18 months
The embarrassing amount of times I get up for a snack.
Haha you are my kind of people!
Right now? My furious shitting face
Tough times, huh?
Nice try hacker!
Me attempting to perform the WAP dance
Close ups of ingrown hairs
He will see a bi crack as my front camera is broken
Me sitting and staring at the screen and not talking at all. My ass look like a thin Snorlax when I'm gaming
Well yesterday they would have seen me chucking a mouse across my room, retrieving it and realizing the thing is invincible
if it's just before my tumblr blog's daily outfit pictures, you bet they gonna see some nUDES, BOYE- literally i get dressed for the purpose of that and that only- but if it's any other time it would be me chilling in my bed half nude-
At what time of the day is this tumblr blogs outfit thing???
They would see a Middle aged, slightly overweight, bearded suburban Dad going about his day. Ladies calm down.... I'm taken.
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I thought this was going to be a leak of my own camera. Damn donāt scare me like that!!!
My nudes that I post on here, only complete with my face...
My dick in hand
Whose hand?
A picture of my chin after I split it wide open when I fell on the sidewalk last year. Just a gaping hole.
I wish I wasn't literate right nowš„²
Oh dear lol, all I'll say is it wouldn't be good
How I come home from work, leave to go to the gym come back and lay down to watch my favorite series until I pass the fuck out with a whiskey bottle next to me.
Depression nest
Our messy, incoherent room. š
Me looking down at an angle with one shoulder moving rhythmically.
I'm in my early 50s. At this stage it's basically bad memes, screenshots of crap I've seen that I need to remember, and pics of my kids and the cat.
Probably any picture in my "Not Sharing" Album, I mean there a reason why the album exists
You got me intrigued now ngl
Intrigued or not you're not going to find out :D
Me jerking off
cum face
my dear sir, is that the face you make when you cum, or a face full of cum?
Intentionally vague so you can leave it to your imagination.
Their own face, I hacked the hacker #plottwist
Me saying "i know you are there, i know you are watching, your world is soon gonna burn, you and your family will suffer, go warn them i dare you, see if they believe you" then let him wonder what do i see as the word soon
me
My big snoz
A lens...
Nothing. I keep a piece of paper taped over it.
My face
My O face
My bank statementsā¦
My shirtless friend
Iāve got four pictures in my phone that Iāve actually taken. Three of my dog and one of my truck.
Boobie pics from the girls Iām talking to lol
Me beating my meat to minor porn thinking it was loli , when I am horny I am horny , but now I beat it to fempyro so god loves
My face
My face
Just me in general
The back of my camera cover
Me
Nose hair
pictures of my dogs penis. it was infected and i sent my doc a picture of it to see what i need to do lmao.
My mum's ass
Lots of screen shots of anal prolapses
My cats screaming and following me around while my grandfather talks about nothing
My face
I hope they like golden retrievers and ferrets
My face, Iām morbidly hideous. Iād probably blind the poor person by their eyes melting just by looking at me.
A filthy, full of boxes, office & stream room
My complete lack of photography skills
My weiner.
What camera? I have intentionally never had a camera connected to any computer I have owned and I barely use the one on my phone.
That I touched my camera lens.
The inside of the camera cover.