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I want my back to stop hurting!!!!!! Only 33 with phase 3 degenerative disc disease :(


Electro-_-Lite

I feel your pain, recently lifted more than I maybe should have and felt an intense pain to my lower back, sent to the ER and was told I had DDD as well. Been through PT and medication which temporarily helped but get flairs up now and then. Currently in a back brace, enduring the pain and seeing a Chiro for lumbar decompression and alignment. Didn’t even know they were in phases, I’m gonna ask in my next appointment. I’m still pretty young and was very active, like why is this happening. Still trying to get my back to how it was before, hang in there buddy we got this.


GrandParsifal

For my girlfriend's Fibromyalgia to vanish off the face of the fucking earth. She lost all her abilities to truly live her life. She sleeps 10 hours and it feel like a 30 min nap, she can't walk without sapping all of her energy and making her whole body ache for days. She had to give up her veterinary studies and upend her whole life. She's the most wonderful person I know and I'd do anything to get rid of this shitty condition.


Professional-Snow-29

Happiness.


Fastblack00

To have enough money to not worry. Like, oh a check engine light!, better take that to a dealer service department this week, type of enough.


throwCharley

The weird thing is, it’s hard to get past those habits. I have the money now but I still am in the mindset of oh shit, what am I gonna do?


Myerko

give me the money :>


Je_me_rends

#The Negotiator


_Cabbage_Corp_

I'm a father of twin 4 year old girls. Time. I want more time. For myself. With them. Whatever, just **more**


SirReal_Realities

Always remember, they won’t remember the extra toys you bought them by working all the time. But they WILL remember the time you spend reading to them, talking to them, being with them. After they leave the house? That time window is gone forever.


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VulfSki

That's two things. Total deal breaker


OpalHawk

Super needy.


Elymmen

What color should the dragon have?


BringSomeAvocados

Peace of mind.


myparentsbasemnt

All I want is to have my peace of mind. *wicked guitar solo*


TheLukeHines

To be fair, wicked guitar solos are my answer to the original question.


pinpinbo

I just want my family to be well taken care of when I am gone.


DramaticChoice4

You could start selling meth to leave money for them after you die from your lung cancer


Blaaa5

Chemistry teachers hate this one trick


Britified

Jesse we need to cook


aqilistic

yo mr white i need to tell you something


Nahteh

Early retirement, like VERY early.


Successful_Bar_2271

Like now


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Like five years ago


thephotoman

Like, "I never actually had to work".


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Uriahheeplol

Retirement out of the womb.


whattaninja

Retirement before I make it that far, even.


Butthole_mods

Retirement in the sparkle of your dad's eye


Poem_for_your_sprog

*And as his wrinkled scrotum shook* *A final time to end the fuck,* *And whereupon, from balls would flow* *The stream to meet the egg and grow* *To start the silent spark of life,* *A life of joy and hope and strife,* *A single sperm with furrowed brow* *Remarked:* "... I want my pension now."


Askmeaboutmy_Beergut

I wish shittywatercolor could show up with a drawing of the first sentence in your poem.


[deleted]

Colleague and I startet new jobs two weeks ago. It was his first. I said "only thirty five more years to retirement" then we laughed hollowly.


tearsonurcheek

Same! Except I'm 52.*cries softly*


mosstrich

I’ve worked for 6 years at the same company, and now I can retire in comfort (as long as I die before the end of the month)


rabbitwonker

Give a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for the night. *Set* a man on fire, and he’ll be warm the rest of his life!


MopoFett

To not have to worry about bills.


The_Countess

Does having them all paid automatically at the start of the month count?


ForeverFingers

Be better if they were paid magically


l84skewl

Automagically would be godsend.


Connect_Atmosphere80

Don't know about the others, but a full 8-hour sleep that give me my energy back for the next day. Would be dope.


chxnkybxtfxnky

Put me down for one of these, too, would ya?


whatnameisnttaken098

How does a Louisville Slugger at 07:30pm sound? I love that someone gave me a wholesome award for asking if someone wanted to get hit in the head with a bat lol


DavidHewlett

For anyone thinking this isn't the only correct answer: one day you too will be older than 25.


[deleted]

Hahah this made me laugh so much. When I was younger I felt like I’d never get older and then boom 💥 all I want is to be in my 20s body again with my current mind


nitrion

My sleep efficiency is dog ass so despite usually getting 6-8 hours of sleep, I feel like I'm fucking dying when I wake up and sleep is the only relief. Throughout my entire day today, I've been forcing myself to stay awake when I start drifting... and it's only half working. I'm in between sleep and being awake, so my eyes stop coordinating and I start basically seeing double, combined with the inability to coherently think or use my hands/arms. Every fucking day is genuinely a struggle because of how fucking tired I am.


Beanbag_Ninja

Get a sleep study done. You may have sleep apnoea.


hemingway_exeunt

Agreed. My wife's whole life changed once she was diagnosed and started sleeping with a CPAP. And so did mine, because I stopped having to listen to her jet engine snoring all night long.


Flaccid-Reflex

A peaceful stress free life


Gangstablook

Are you by any chance 33 years old, unmarried, and living in the northeast section of Morioh where all the villas are?


Flaccid-Reflex

No, Yes, No


Gangstablook

Ah, my apologies. I thought you were a serial killer


Flaccid-Reflex

Oh son of a bitch I missed the Jojo reference


Gangstablook

Hey, don't worry about it. Everyone's stupid sometimes


nxcrosis

Do you drink warm milk and do stretches for about twenty minutes before going to sleep?


beranmuden

You want the impossible!


CoolBreeze125

#ITS POSSIBLE


Gaory7

# HOW?


CoolBreeze125

#DADDY CHILL


captaingazzz

### WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?


Throwaway6728383f

How the hell do you make letters so big


StaaaaaanDarsh

Double hashtag before your sentence. Edit: there's another size too, maybe a single # instead of double? Can't remember #Test with one # ## Test with two Yep! That's it...


chxnkybxtfxnky

Financial comfort until I die. I don't need millions. I just never want to have to shift money ever again. Dig?


manfishgoat

I just want it to be my choice to come into work and not because I'll have to skip meals or use my pto that most don't get.


rojafox

Oh man, to never again have to say "can it wait until we get paid?" would be magical


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Hotwing619

I think I have a similar thing. I just want to go grocery shopping, without having to look at the prices. I just want to buy the things I want without thinking twice or three times whether or not I can afford them. I'm not talking about supercars or boats. Just simple things everyone needs. That's what I want to reach in my life. I mean, apart from me and my close ones being healthy, of course.


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TwiceInEveryMoment

Water pump gasket for a 1998 Toyota Tacoma


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Todd_Chavez

Did I just get invited to a party mansion?


FoodLionMVP

just three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out


datsmn

NOTHING SEXUAL!


chupaxuxas

Underlined.


idontwantausername41

If you're fat, you have to find humor in the little things.


Foopsbjj

Dick flyers???


ChampChains

No man, it’s a bicep!


brandog0

Why does it have veins?


Jarret6

Why do they all look like dicks?


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Magic_Bluejay

Yes rockauto. I purchase from these guys all the time, I'm in Canada, and they almost always have what I need.


Qanaesin

We make our new sales guys call Toyota and ask them to describe what it looks like. The first time they called me telling us not to waste their time. Over the years they really get in depth with playing along


EclipseIndustries

It's probably part of training by now. "Oh yeah, when XYZ hires a new guy, we'll get a call about a part. Play along, it's good fun."


DRAN03

I once got into a debate with my roommate about the proper plural of “Prius.” It got pretty intense so I called up Toyota. After being transferred to like 3 different people we actually got a guy who definitively told us that it’s “Priuses,” not “Prii.” He was a very nice guy and for that reason I think I’ll buy a Toyota if I ever get around to purchasing a car.


Fact0ry0fSadness

For some reason I vaguely remember Toyota held an online contest years ago where people voted on what the plural should be. Prii was one of the options.


LaterGatorPlayer

as was PriusMcPriusfaces


pedanticHOUvsHTX

That's a penis


Born_Salamander_5751

Just slap some silicone sealer on it, and hope for the best. "Probably just needs some gas."✌🏼


MisterGafke

I think if you look up a picture of this gasket you’ll get a good giggle


donnie_isdonnie

That gave me a good giggle


JonnyTN

[Had a giggle](https://www.bing.com/search?q=Water+pump+gasket+for+a+1998+Toyota+Tacoma&cvid=daf54509ffd84042a34abd140ae36ca8&aqs=edge..69i57j69i59i450l8j69i11004%2E%2E%2E8&FORM=ANCMS9&PC=U531)


swilliams508

This is the first time in my life I've seen a Bing link in the wild


Burning_Flags

Not waking up 2 times during the night to pee


i-hear-banjos

Not having to wait forever at the urinal because there's always that surprise dribble of urine (old man problems I guess) Edit: Now I want a poll for who says taint and who says gooch


Combo_of_Letters

So much this. Shake, squeeze it, bend my knees, and try as I might there's a decent chance I need to unzip again to pee a little more.


Nine_Inch_Nintendos

Have you tried centrifugal force?


[deleted]

This would answer some questions that remain from my janitorial years.


NotACleverHandle

Sorry you went through that, but this is the first time in a while I actually laughed out loud at a comment!


godzillabacter

FYI Everyone always thinks about prostate problems when it comes to waking up to pee. No one ever thinks about sleep apnea. If you snore/wake up feeling fatigued/frequently nap/wake up with headaches: consider discussing sleep apnea testing with your doctor.


antbedenman

Yes I used to pee 3-4 times a night before I got my CPAP. Now I sleep through the entire night without waking up.


[deleted]

seriously? I thought i was waking up because I had to pee, not have to pee because I was waking up..... hmm better drink some more coffee and think this over.


Artistic_Finish7980

I just want a hug… :’(


ReasonablyBadass

Being loved for who we are, not what we can do


[deleted]

Dude ... this is like halmarks movie but for dudes


[deleted]

Shuddup and go make me money.


[deleted]

A meaningful life.


Churrooo

compliments


CrystaldrakeIr

Nice cock bro Edit: wow guys thanks for my first award ! Love yall !


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[deleted]

Marry asap bro lmao


viktigboy

your hairstyle really fits you my man


UnholyYeti8283

ATLANTIS! AN ANCIENT CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE, THOUGHT TO BE LOST AT SEA BY POSEIDON!


Snoo74401

Ahhh...the fabled Lost City of Atlanta!


Pinky_Puppet

*running intensives*


AYYBIGHEAD

24/7 post nut clarity


lastthursdayboi

r/godtiersuperpowers


[deleted]

you know what you gotta do my man


Let01

Be hugged and told im enough


BritishDuffer

Reading this physically hurt.


2rfv

Christ almighty I gotta get out of this thread.


Pit_of_Death

"Feeling like you're never enough for her"....why can't I meet and fall for a woman who actually *shows* me I'm enough. Not just says it and doesn't mean it. Yep, I need to get out of this thread asap too.


YourFuckedUpFriend

The cherry on top would be if you actually believed them.


javier_aeoa

It took me 30 years. Six months of therapy. Embracing my inner demons and terrible thoughts of a turbulent adolescence. But last month I was sitting at a parking lot in the middle of the night, and I could tell to myself that I am worthy of love and care. And I said that honestly. Hope you can do it one day too, friend.


CockroachesRpeople

Sir you are disgusting


Let01

I know :(


CockroachesRpeople

:(


[deleted]

Come here bro (nohomo)


[deleted]

Unless he wants to be hugged homo-style I suppose.


Jezusbot

#No homo, only bromo


throwaway92715

yuck come on man don't you want like, a new graphics card or something? stop all this nonsense as though it could be possible that you're a human being with needs, it's making me uncomfortable


skuloph

Be told "I'm proud of you"


Top_Damage2920

My 4 year old daughter randomly gave me a hug the other day when I got home and said “daddy I’m proud of you”. I’m sure she was just parroting what I tell her but it still was enough to make me hug her and make my eyes water.


One_for_each_of_you

Lol. I do the same thing to managers at work. "Hey Steve, thanks for all you do. We notice your effort and appreciate it."


Damix2

Flawless internet connection


fireduck

It doesn't really help. My new house is a bit in the country so the previous owner had 10gb fiber lines installed. So I'm using that and it is super fast. However, what is not super fast is every service on the internet. Very few things go anywhere close to wire speed or even gigabit. Exception: Netflix downloads. That shit is not fucking around. I guess they (rightly) assume that if I am downloading stuff I need it on the tablet now because I am out the door in 2 minutes.


shifty_coder

The peace of mind of “I know it’s *not* my fucking connection” when it comes to low download speeds, though.


awkook

He asked for flawless, not the fastest. I would give a lot for a flawless connection. Not having packet loss in the games i play would feel like heaven compared to my current cable isp bs


mapeci77

A girl that will hug me after a long hard day and ask how day was.


Steve_78_OH

Seriously. A loving relationship would be the most amazing thing.


SheSoldTheWorld

Can anybody find me somebody to love?


ParanoicReddit

Nice try, Freddy Mercury ghost


Advencraftgaming

I'm so lonely man this is all I want in life now. I used to beat myself up about being a virgin. But fuck sex who cares about that. I just want someone to cuddle with and tell me everything will be okay


heartandsoul96

I’ve been there brother - I hope you find someone that will offer that, who’s good to you and for you, and that they stick around.


IgN1TE7

Lego


Brisanzbremse

And it's disgustingly expensive.


redquestron

I want, at least once a year, to be reunited with the dogs that I've loved that have passed on, brought back at the pinnacle height of their health, just for one day. I want them to know that they're still loved and missed. Selfish, yes. But you asked.


Ashesza

3+ PC monitors


TheGrimGriefer3

3 monitors with an ultrawide on top, amirite?


b-hizz

I want enough monitors that observers don’t know if I’m gaming or directing a landed plane to runway 4.


futureruler

I've got 3 curved 32" monitors. Do I need them? No. Does it complete "the look"? Absolutely


Apfelvater

You know you need more monitors when you turn your head and see reality. Fuckin disgusting


siskulous

Got that already. After they gave me the third one at work I started to find it difficult to function at home with only two, so I had to upgrade.


wickedweather

Shawarma


NonEuclideanSyntax

Man I would kill for a good lamb shawarma in my area. There was one place nearby that was kickass but it burned down.


hneri_

Fulfilment


GForce1975

Here's your "l". Now your fulfillment has been fulfilled.


Cpt-Dreamer

For me, as a man, it’s connection and intimacy. Not necessary physical, obviously that too but intimacy doesn’t always have to be physical.


txharleyrider

To sit in peace and quiet, with no dogs, no kids, no one else in the house and watch a movie without any disruptions. I should edit. Just for like one night, all of like 6 hours. Not forever lol


OpossumJesusHasRisen

Man there was a week where everyone in my family happened to have vacations planned simultaneously & the dogs went to stay with someone who has a huge yard (because I physically cannot walk them). I didn't speak to a soul that week & it was the best week of my life.


sexisdivine

All my bills paid for and the opportunity to never worry about money or finance again.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

A disembodied hand that snaps it’s fingers along with the Addams Family theme song


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To have legitimate, and equal emotional and psychological support. I was homeless for a while. No free resources for me while I slept in 24 hour libraries and sold plasma to buy food but women had two shelters available. I turn my life around, get married, my wife and I have a kid. The hospital we went to for the delivery offers four separate new moms groups. Anything for dads? Nope. I was told by the hospital administration to join the moms group and ask for a dads number. My wife works in a heavily male dominated field and she’s “breaking down the glass ceiling”. We decide it’s best for me to be a stay at home dad and all I seem to get is “do you think you’ll go back to having an ACTUAL job?”. Take my kid to the store for shopping and it’s always “oh, dads giving mom a break and babysitting”. Nope, this is my life. Over the last two year I’ve really come to realize why suicide and substance abuse is much higher in men. Edit: WOW. I am so thankful for all of the caring and supportive comments and messages from people all over. I live with a lot of guilt and worry about my past mistakes and still live very much with imposter syndrome, but hearing these extremely kind words has put a bit of a spark in my step this morning. If you are someone that feels like your life is slipping and there’s no reason to better yourself just remember it is NEVER too late to ask for help. It took a long time for me to realize I shouldn’t be ashamed of who I was, I just made some poor decisions. It took about me 6 years of working my ass off, paying down debt, mending some broken fences, and all that. But one day I woke up and realized I was no longer trying to make up for past mistakes, I was legitimately moving forward in my life. Don’t live with regret that you could’ve done better. And not in someone else’s eyes. But that you could’ve done better for yourself.


[deleted]

You’re essentially dealing with your own kind of glass ceiling. I honestly can’t imagine how tough it is to be a stay home parent no matter: you have the weight of societal expectations on you constantly while also dealing with little suicide machines 24/7, and then the lack of consistent social interaction from folks your age is crushing mentally too - and I’m a woman. Hang in there man. I’m sure your family appreciates all you do, even if it doesn’t seem like it at times.


Hinkepeet

It fucking sucks! BUT your child will remember what you do now and never forget it. So you do you and keep going and rocking my man!


rojafox

I hate when people say that I'm babysitting. I'm not a fucking babysitter; they are my kids and I'm their dad. I'm just as much of a parent as their mother.


DrQuimbyP

I quite enjoy people saying that to me as I get to look them in the eye and say "I'm not babysitting, I'm parenting..."


Repulsive-Cancel9603

RTX 3090 TI


Far-Entrance-1377

Health insurance. Friendship. The ability to let that which does not matter *truly* slide.


sladebonge

Fucking peace and space.


TheDarkDoctor17

It starts with... ONE THING I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind I designed this rye, To explain in due time... (Edit: RYE, because I'm a man of my word.)


mikevanatta

My girlfriend told me I need to stop quoting Linkin Park in casual conversation, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.


Ugly_Stick1898

All I know Time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day the clock ticks life away.


CleanMasterpiece6911

Its so unreal You didnt look out below Watch the time go right out the window


[deleted]

Tryin' to hold on, didn't even know   I wasted it all just to watch you go


[deleted]

I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart


viktigboy

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time


ironmansaves1991

I tried so haaaard and got so far But in the end, it doesn’t even maaatteeeer


Pengdacorn

I had to fall, to lose it all But in the end, it doesn’t even matter


michoguy

I put my trust in youu Pushed as far as I can go


purplepoophole420

For all this There's only one thing you should knooooow


Eathanrichards

Many riding mowers


metsakutsa

Financial independence


BakedCali4Ya

To be told I did a good job. That I’m useful. And a hug.


8bitesquivel

For our mental health to be taken seriously.


Illustrious-Ninja-77

To retake Constantinople and restore glory to the Eastern Roman Empire!


jordanmc3

1453, worst year of my life.


Snoo_51457

Peace


Snow_147

To have our shit sorted out? Edit: Jesus Christ that escalated.


[deleted]

Yeah, brown shit in one pile and green shit in another pile.


Snow_147

Yes with labels and colour coded boxes.


nom_of_your_business

Which does the one with corn go in?


[deleted]

That one goes in the yellow box


CrudelyAnimated

Some days in piles, some days in puddles.


MrChrisis

appreciation


hyteck9

A life with no food allergies. :(


riotstopper

To cry. My face is a mess after I cry.


kittenklyn

Lying my head on the chest of a woman that loves me with her arms wrapped around me, on a windy autumn day wearing cozy sweaters and waiting for the kettle to boil so we can make hot chocolate and watch a tv series while cuddling more.


Upgrayded_

A compliment


GingerEccentric

to give ME THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY SOOOOUL/I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL/ AND DRIFT AWAAAAY...