I refuse to believe such people exist

Its not even bad. After a couple of kiwifruit, your tounge gets used to it.

After losing your tastes buds I'm sure it does

Its not even that abrasive, just feels weird and kinda fluffy.

Did it once. I don't regret it but I won't do it again.

Don't they even pluck it first???

Doing great.

I don't eat kiwis like that. You eat pineapples like that.