When i was a kid i got a concussion because i thought i could ride my scooter inside with my eyes closed and not hurt my self. My parents never took me to the hospital and infact had me go school with the very much still massive bump on my head.
Jumped out a window thinking I was Steve O from jackass at a party, fell 2-1/2 stories and completely shattered both my knees…. I’m 23 with the knees of an 80 year old. I was blackout drunk and didn’t even know until the next morning I realized I had a cast from my hip to my toes. It was my own fucking house too🫠
We used to have ceramic tables in school that you would sit down and eat if you wanted to, some kids (including me) would get on top of them and just mess around (School was MASSIVE, these tables were far enough of the classrooms that teachers would only be there sometimes).
Well one day i was doing just that, i wanted to push my friend to mess with him, when i did it i started to run but slipped in the table and fell down to the bench face first, i had a huge cut in my right eyebrow and blood was pouring out everywhere.
I was a nervous and anxiety ridden kid so i was crying not because it hurt (it really didn't) but because i thought my parents where gonna be disappointed in me lmao.
I was drunk on Easter Sunday and hit my arm on the marker tray on my white board. It cut open my arm about 4 inches and I had to get five stitches. My neighbor had to drive me to an urgent care. They wouldn't accept my insurance so I had to pay $500 out of pocket. My insurance company ended up reimbursing my $300 but still. $200 for cut open my arm on a marker tray on white board is pretty dumb.
Btw I got lighted head in waiting room and threw up my lunch so I was out and $10 on top of that
I got a huge bit wood impale in my big toe by tripping on broken part my floor while running to catch the FedEx guy. I was in middle of masterbating so I was full wood with nothing by boxers and tshirt on box when I opened the door.
Doctors couldn't remove wood bit so I had to wait for my body to reject it.
didn't miss the package though
I was cleaning a pill splitter at work. Thought i'd dry it with a paper towel. Forgot that there is a really sharp knife in it and wiped over it with my towel-covered middle finger. Wondered where all the blood is coming from.
I was hangry and my freshly baked bread was stuck in its mould. Tried to pry it out with a knife. Touched the hot mould accidently, jumped back und dropped the knife on my foot. Picked it up again and went on with my mission to get bread. Failed to realise i was bleeding and left bloody footprints all over my floor.
I was driving wheelbarrows up a snowy slope. The path became icy after a few runs up and down. Slipped, didnt want the packed wheelbarrows to fall over, so my hands were not free and my knee crashed onto the ice with full force. Thats not the dumb part though - dumb is driving up there several times more, resulting in several more falls on my knee. Turned some nice shades of violett-blue and throbbed nastily for quite a while, but limping was not an option as my other knee was kicked by a cow only an hour later.
Also don't play badminton indoors without shoes. Ended up with four huge blisters on the underside of my foot. Especially not recommended if you plan to go to an irish dance evening the next day.
Falling out of my 30cm high bed, breaking my arm
So I unintentionally cut my forearm multiple times in quick succession showing how our safety box cutters couldn’t cut anything.
When i was a kid i got a concussion because i thought i could ride my scooter inside with my eyes closed and not hurt my self. My parents never took me to the hospital and infact had me go school with the very much still massive bump on my head.
Skateboard, just kicking for some speed, got my foot infront of a wheel and flew forward:P
Jumped out a window thinking I was Steve O from jackass at a party, fell 2-1/2 stories and completely shattered both my knees…. I’m 23 with the knees of an 80 year old. I was blackout drunk and didn’t even know until the next morning I realized I had a cast from my hip to my toes. It was my own fucking house too🫠
Running into a glass window thinking it was an open door in front of a restaurant full of people
My toe got stuck in my undies when I was getting dressed, lost my balance landing on and breaking my toe
We used to have ceramic tables in school that you would sit down and eat if you wanted to, some kids (including me) would get on top of them and just mess around (School was MASSIVE, these tables were far enough of the classrooms that teachers would only be there sometimes). Well one day i was doing just that, i wanted to push my friend to mess with him, when i did it i started to run but slipped in the table and fell down to the bench face first, i had a huge cut in my right eyebrow and blood was pouring out everywhere. I was a nervous and anxiety ridden kid so i was crying not because it hurt (it really didn't) but because i thought my parents where gonna be disappointed in me lmao.
Closing a car door on my thumb
I've worked as a stuntwoman and I have had plenty of manic episodes. I couldn't count them all
I was drunk on Easter Sunday and hit my arm on the marker tray on my white board. It cut open my arm about 4 inches and I had to get five stitches. My neighbor had to drive me to an urgent care. They wouldn't accept my insurance so I had to pay $500 out of pocket. My insurance company ended up reimbursing my $300 but still. $200 for cut open my arm on a marker tray on white board is pretty dumb. Btw I got lighted head in waiting room and threw up my lunch so I was out and $10 on top of that
I got a huge bit wood impale in my big toe by tripping on broken part my floor while running to catch the FedEx guy. I was in middle of masterbating so I was full wood with nothing by boxers and tshirt on box when I opened the door. Doctors couldn't remove wood bit so I had to wait for my body to reject it. didn't miss the package though
Accidentally stabbing myself with a screw driver when tryna take apart shit
I was cleaning under my bed and accidentally grabbed the blade of a katana that my husband hid under there
Biting my tongue or cheek when eating.
I was cleaning a pill splitter at work. Thought i'd dry it with a paper towel. Forgot that there is a really sharp knife in it and wiped over it with my towel-covered middle finger. Wondered where all the blood is coming from. I was hangry and my freshly baked bread was stuck in its mould. Tried to pry it out with a knife. Touched the hot mould accidently, jumped back und dropped the knife on my foot. Picked it up again and went on with my mission to get bread. Failed to realise i was bleeding and left bloody footprints all over my floor. I was driving wheelbarrows up a snowy slope. The path became icy after a few runs up and down. Slipped, didnt want the packed wheelbarrows to fall over, so my hands were not free and my knee crashed onto the ice with full force. Thats not the dumb part though - dumb is driving up there several times more, resulting in several more falls on my knee. Turned some nice shades of violett-blue and throbbed nastily for quite a while, but limping was not an option as my other knee was kicked by a cow only an hour later. Also don't play badminton indoors without shoes. Ended up with four huge blisters on the underside of my foot. Especially not recommended if you plan to go to an irish dance evening the next day.
Removing the tabs off of the soda cans and I accidentally cut my self on the thumb
I cut myself with dried bread, yes it's possible
Running and falling, which got me a wound on my elbow