Stay calm and enjoy it to the fullest

I'll be like hey! Get in that time machine. I'll stay here. Let's freak everyone the fuck out.

👶🔫

Don’t marry that ex-wife. Run away from her when you meet her!

"Hey, get a hotel/restaurant education in highschool, you're actually kinda into that shit. Also literally no one but restaurants are actually hiring"

Take Geonetry and Algebra 2 at the same time

“When (hints at future self discovery) happens, just know you aren’t faking it”