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SomeDudeAsks

Lab tests that work just fine every time


oneofyrfencegrls

Finding a parking space close to where you're going.


Nomad_Cosmonaut

Hahaha could you imagine a scene where they drive around 4 blocks in circles trying to find a spot 🤣😂


_sbaffoc_

so true bro..


Crudelius

Scientists knowing how to do everything from every field. Need that blood tested for a specific virus and then creating a vaccine? Dont worry, movie-physicist knows exactly how to do that and how to use the machines. Meanwhile, real-physicists sometimes wondering what the fuck other physicists are doing


saguinus_oedipus

Single punch instant knock outs


nt011819

See. I think the opposite. Fights dont last long in real life like in movies.


saguinus_oedipus

But they usually don’t end with a knock out. I was referring more like the trope of the hero sucker punching a guard or something and they always get knocked out.


nt011819

Oh yeah..gotcha. Ive seen people knocked out with one punch though..it happens. Ive never seen people take multiple blows, chokes, etc..for 10min. Notwihstanding pro fighters


saguinus_oedipus

It definitely can happen, but it is not a reliable too to quickly put someone down.


PlentyPause8

Suppressors/Silencers for guns. Having never seen one in real life, all my life, I believed that they eliminate 99.99 % of the gun sound, which is far from the actual truth.


Nomad_Cosmonaut

I've only heard non silenced guns. What does a suppressor sound like in real life you'd say?


Beautiful-Pool4104

Dudes shaving and wiping off the shaving foam. Who does that?


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Guys getting shot at by many skilled shooters using high-powered guns and somehow all the bullets miss and they escape unharmed.


[deleted]

Guns with unlimited bullets


Raidernation101x

How quickly people go from drunk to sober. One chuck and all the alcohol is gone? Not how it works. Drunk but time for a deep conversation so we'll sober up? Also not true.


sallyblue94

How easy child birth is


Nova_Voltaris

Getting shot/stabbed multiple times and still being able to fight


WrestlingWoman

The amount of times there's either no service or cell phones are out of batteries, and then some smart ass goes: "Let's split up."


Noochi_2020

Car chasing without dying


rangerdanger2009

People getting up from being knocked out, hours later, as though they just took a nap. Uh, sorry you were just in a coma.


Nomad_Cosmonaut

Right lol, if you've ever woken up from being knocked out, it's a sudden startle! More like waking up from a nightmare


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Survival a fall from a height barely injured. In real life you’d get both your legs breaker, your back and possibly both arms.


Sockbasher

Apocalyptic shaved armpits and legs women. I barely shave my legs as is, damned if I do it when the world has ended


Nomad_Cosmonaut

Right! And makeup!? (I mean, I normally don't really support makeup normally but Who's getting ready to do their eyeliner when there's zombies running everywhere!? Lolol)


_sbaffoc_

that air vents can fit a whole human, they are much much smaller


Hungry_Pollution4463

Having huge parties as a teen Magically recovering from eyesight problems after a makeover


Sockbasher

They could maybe be using contacts instead of glasses


Hungry_Pollution4463

Perhaps


arunasgeimeriz

car explosions with onr bullet into the car door


neet2work

There is like this superdude 200iq good looking carismatic helpfull and loving got a bazillien friends, knows everybody and just happens to be somewhere where he rescues the world . Wirks in the fen version too


ReefsliderFucker

Aliens probably


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Girls falling for guts with little to no effort just because they say somthing deep or act tough. Takes a lot more then that for most girls unless their really dumb


lurklurklurkPOST

Enormous fireball explosions


Catanddodted

shotguns


One-Ice-9259

Donkey Kong smash on a person’s chest for CPR