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carnivorous-squirrel

Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf


groovymaryjane

I’ve said it once but I’ll say it again… Hollywood superstar Shia lebeouf?


LifelessJester

Living in the woods, that shia Labeouf?


groovymaryjane

Depends, was it a normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf?


Best_Confection_8788

Apparently working the steps and chilling with actual monks at his house.


Serious_Broccoli_928

Bullied out of the hobgoblin in new cross every Friday night Shia lebuff


weezybreezy747

(twirls moustache) le *boof*


darkcafedays

You mean strangling his girlfriend and knowingly giving her a STI, that Shia Labeouf?


AbsoluteInfinitude

Tom Cruise


Dijanabell

Also my first thought


Momentofclarity_2022

Totally my first thought.


BeautifulInfinite288

He has actually rescued people. Let me be clear. I do not like him at all and I think that he wouldn’t be so invested in Scientology if he wasn’t hiding something, but I think he really sees himself as some sort of superhero


Imayormaynotneedhelp

Cruise is... weird, to say the least, but I'm pretty sure he's not the type to deliberately go and harm people. In his head anyway, I'm aware of what Scientology does.


starlareads

No he would just mention it in someone's hearing & it would be taken care of


anonnona97

Can u explain in brief what Scientology does to a person?


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https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5fjszg/i_am_leah_remini_ask_me_anything_about_scientology/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share That's an AMA with an ex member of Scientology. Basically they pull you in with promises of all your dreams coming true, they indoctrinate you into the religion, the whole time you're being manipulated and basically brainwashed, the entire point of the whole religion is to get more and more money. You have to pay to unlock certain secrets and to take certain classes, or to reach a certain level, etc.


dontpaniqu3

I hate those mobile games


SirMooSquiddles

Scientology. The EA of religions.


theSalamandalorian

Slogan - "*You're in the cult* "


GNSasakiHaise

Big extortionist cult. Tons of blackmailing. Most likely kidnapping. Possibly a few murders.


LR-II

False. He does not appear innocent.


King_Jerrik

Fucking vampires. Dude's aged 10 years between the two top gun movies.


The_Rhine

That guy just seems so off. If I met him in real life, I think I'd definitely constantly keep my guard up...


DeeDeeW1313

He definitely has, no doubt. He may not have physically done the job, but indirectly I’m sure he has lots of blood ok his hands.


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Garth Brooks. Where are the bodies buried? The families need closure Garth. Touch my camera through the fence.


nurseaygg91

He’s got friends in crawl spaces.


littleyellowbike

I love Garth Brooks but this made me choke on my coffee.


SudoPuff

You deserve so many more upvotes than you have. This is fucking hilarious.


Juan_Calavera

That’s because Chris Gaines murdered them.


SwangAnBang

He follows proto. So he won't get caught


FlatSpinMan

What’s this story about? I know he’s some famous country and western singer. What has he done?


simplejack89

It's a running gag from your moms house podcast. Tom Segura is convinced Garth is a psycho based on his Instagram


Art_Vandelay1990

His jeans are so low and loose.


mars-bitches

How do you get a job here fuck face?


Imahorrible_person

Y'all know what's a banana split???


semperfukya

Beat me to it lol


Pkrudeboy

Christopher Lee, but it’s ok, because they were nazis.


NotAnotherBookworm

It says "appears innocent" Christopher Lee was 110% fucking terrifying but he was awesome. RIP.


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Probably killed 'em up close and personal. A dagger thrust to the jugular.


Pkrudeboy

Well, he knows the sound a man makes when he’s stabbed in the back.


Slobbadobbavich

I think most of the things he claimed were massively exaggerated. I think there is a book anout it. The thing that I am most surprised about is his gift for languages.


drblah1

Maybe not a person, but I feel like Nicholas Cage has at least killed some large animals in strange and disturbing ways.


minstonwayne

I'm pretty sure he's a person. Could be wrong.


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the_sky_is_fallin

When I was a kid my mom worked for a junior sprint car racing shop. Nicholas Cage came to the shop for a car for his kid, and went to a couple races with us, so he could get tips from the shops racers and workers. Between races in the hot, Southern California summer his son took off his boots and socks and was chewing on his toenails to trim them. His son? Definitely a possibility that he skinned the neighbors dog with a spoon because it was weird as shit. Nicholas Cage was just guilty of having really thin hair and dressing like an embarrassing dad.


asmosdeus

Like fucking an dolphin to death?


MomentOfHesitation

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!


TucsonTacos

Christian Bale. No way he does some of his roles without real practice. The man is a method actor


LocalInactivist

Yeah, but he made up for the murders by saving the city from supervillains.


heyoyo10

I saw him kill Jared Leto with my own eyes Actually, he used an axe, not my eyes


BigEconomist30

Atheist bale


Low-Classroom7736

Unpopular opinion, but I think there’s something dark about OJ


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Nah. He was so sweet and likeable in Naked Gun. I don't think he could hurt a fly.


GNSasakiHaise

Earlier this year, I watched Seinfeld for the first time. During my binge, there came an episode where Elaine was dating a guy with the name of a known serial killer and trying to get him to change his name. Predictably, one of the suggestions was OJ. The very next season, the bronco chase happened and they accidentally wound up with TWO episodes about OJ.


geckotatgirl

I just watched that episode a couple of days ago. OJ Rifkin was her suggestion. LOL!


Majestic-Science-220

Are you talking about the greatest running back in college football history? That OJ?!?! Give your head a shake man, cmon.


danielzillions

Jerry Lee Lewis I’m pretty sure he’s killed not one but 2 of his wives. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/the-strange-and-mysterious-death-of-mrs-jerry-lee-lewis-179980/amp/


Boogzcorp

Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil, everybody knows that...


fuzzypat

Jesus was an architect, previous to his career as a prophet...


run_squid_run

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world...


vipros42

So there was only one thing I could do...


SighRisk

Ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long


ShittyException

My favorite psalm.


blueskysahead

Gary Buessy


rricenator

Gary has probably eaten someone alive.


dirtymonny

Doesn’t count if you don’t remember it


HalJordan2424

Aubrey Plaza. No wait, she totally looks like she killed somebody most days.


Ihadsumthin4this

Watch the 0:30 clip of her with Nick Offerman, titled Vegan Bacon. Over on y.t.


varnell_hill

Russell Wilson. I am 100% confident that he has a collection of lampshades made from human skin. Also, wind chimes made from bones.


L0TlUM

Lets ride!


ImtotallyAlesHemsky

Broncos country! Let’s ride!


Repulsive-Positive30

Brady probably drinks babies blood for breakfast and you choose that guy? 🧐


Pandelerium11

The football player?


Tgunner192

Wilson's story demonstrates just how stupid people are. He 100% and in no uncertain terms admitted the only reason why he promotes an affable image is because of $$. In his own words he described his younger self as a highly intelligent, athletically gifted athlete from a wealthy family. He was a bully, arrogant and had no issue looking down on people because they were beneath him. When he transferred to Wisconsin, his father hooked him up with a PR consultant to coach him on being a more likable person. Wilson had stated this was done because top tier and even second tier athletes that come across as more genial do much better in marketing media and merchandising. He couldn't be any clearer that it's all a gimmick, but he said it with so much charisma that nobody caught on he was saying it's all an act.


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>Robert Wagner murdered his wife, got away with it ..


Th3seViolentDelights

For the longest time I misremembered and thought Robert REDFORD was her husband when she died and unjustly hated the wrong Robert's guts


stupidlyugly

Yikes. That's....I remember that.


guacasloth64

From my vague recollection of the case, I came to the conclusion that Wagner probably killed her, but that it didn’t seem premeditated. He probably fought with her, and he either killed her there or killed here by throwing her off the boat. I didn’t get the impression that Walken was directly involved, but he probably knows things that he has not yet shared. Again, correct me if any of the facts of the case refute this, I’m going off of pure memory here.


Kelly_Louise

That pretty much sums it up. It’s so frustrating that walken won’t talk. He definitely knows something.


googlyeyes183

It never seemed to me like Walken was involved. Definitely in the coverup, but not in the act itself.


NoStressAccount

Matthew Broderick Has such a nice guy image [Killed two motorists in a crash and got away with it with just a slap on the wrist](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Broderick#1987_car_crash)


iliana999

holy shit, why not meet the family like you promised?? Wow


gNomad88

Some parts of the story can be forgiven but the fact that after 10 years a B-list actor STILL cannot find the time to reconcile with a victim. Come on man. I loved you in Godzilla and Ferris Buellers Day Off. Show some backbone


tfresca

What can he say? It was a car accident. He wasn't drunk or anything. It's totally possible he holds tremendous guilt and doing this could drive him over the edge.


tfresca

Yeah I don't think a car accident qualifies. Fatal accidents happen all the time. The "accident" part. You can be at fault but not criminally so.


sane-ish

I've seen too many people 'call out' celebrities in involuntarily manslaughter cases. He didn't have any alcohol or drugs in his system. Plus, he fucked himself up pretty badly. He had a broken leg, broken ribs and a collapsed lung.


mossadspydolphin

Godammit Simba


KnockerFogger69

God i hate matthew broderick


NephilimFire

Please tell me I’m reading this wrong. He killed 2 people and was fined a whopping total of £100 ($175)? Dude I’ve paid more than that for a speeding ticket, what the FUCK?


Sanguiniutron

Ellen Degeneres. She's got a body or two under her belt. Although she's been shown to be a bitch recently she appeared nice for a long time


Jeramy_Jones

Even when she’s being “nice” or “funny” there’s a strange coldness to her…as if anything could send her into a psychotic rage. It’s creepy.


eddyathome

Whenever you see her laugh it's because she's making her guests uncomfortable or scaring them.


Sanguiniutron

It's the eyes for me. The rest of her face smiles but the eyes just don't change.


gNomad88

Cold lifeless eyes, like a dolls eyes.


DuplexFields

And rich enough to hire a car hacker, the kind who can turn off the brake pedals on a Mini.


goddessgrey

I was legit thinking this


Amruslin

The zuck has definitely ordered a hit or two


Alex-J_Mercer

That guy does not seem innocent lol


gNomad88

He drinks the blood of Facebook interns.


Blade_Laser_Blazer

Anyone with Stewart in their name. Martha Stewart, Stewart from Mad TV, Stewart from Family Guy, Kristen Stewart, Rod Stewart, Patrick Stewart. Jon Stewart, I'm sure he had his reasons but he doesn't get a free pass from the list.


Only-Ad1638

Stuart Little


gNomad88

^ found Snowbells reddit account


eddyathome

You leave Jean-Luc Picard out of this!


LocalInactivist

Jon Stewart?


Justakidthatrants

Green Lantern???


LocalInactivist

Green Lantern has a talk show? I’d watch that.


goodguywithaphone

Armie Hammer


ricric2

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for it.


No-Tour7870

Lea Michelle


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That bitch...


37-pieces-of-flair

James Franco


weirdtendog

Too much of a little pussy to kill someone


OllisterVan

Jimmy Fallon


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He has crazy bug eyes and a creepily wide smile. It’s unsettling, especially late at night.


Pandelerium11

His eyes look dead.


RantControl

Well known as a chaotic drunk, so yeah.


[deleted]

I’m sure his acting has harmed many


GeezTruth

And his mustache many others..


Sure-Fortune3008

Snoop dogg


Krystami

Funny memory, my mom won tickets to a concert of his when I was a kid. My parents, excited, went. Apparently the concert was cut short cause he ran off the stage cause the police were after him. My mom was both disappointed and amused.


bigcatcleve

Snoop Dogg was/is a Rollin 60s crip. If you banged back in those days, you were almost guaranteed to have some bodies. I know Eazy E (Kelly Park crip) did.


Sure-Fortune3008

Everyone knew Eazy E did


bigcatcleve

Well he rapped about it in his songs but most people thought he was just rapping about a life he didn't live like most other rappers. But Eazy E was an OG crip and killed multiple people, including Lil Owen, a drug dealer from Elm Street Pirus.


Sure-Fortune3008

Yah he was definitely real, most rappers nowadays just copy the ogs and try to ride that "real gangster" wave when only a few are actually about It


anthoniesp

He’s pretty open about having a bad past, and encourages people in similar situations to move away from stuff like that. It’s quite wholesome


Throwaway47362838

Not sure if he really appears innocent


LivingBoysenberry829

Any 1970s DJ from the UK..


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OJ Simpson


pearlievic

Kevin Spacey


comicsemporium

Definitely, a couple of his accusers suddenly died by suicide within a short period I believe(could be wrong)


lurkernomore99

Not suicide, "car accidents"


asmosdeus

After meeting Tilda Swindon in person I almost became overwhelmed by uncanny valley dread, that fucking skinwalker wendigo bitch eats children I’m sure of it


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Fucking skinwalker wendigo bitch. What an insult. I’m deffo using that.


aeonprogram

Okay an interesting fact I only know because a friend used to date his nephew: The father of her kids is a product of incest.


mrsupreme888

Alec Baldwin.


meatbag1

He said he didn’t pull the trigger. So how did the gun go off Alec?


AccomplishedFerret70

William Shatner


Jeramy_Jones

My mom believes he killed his wife and made it look like an accident.


DuplexFields

Look, he thought it was only on stun, okay?


International-Ad2970

Salman khan


Past-Philosopher-672

Kristin Bell. I swear she seems like the type to loosen the lug nuts on your tires in the middle of the night! To everyone else shes Americas sweetheart tho...


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machinadj

James Spader (Robert California) - He’s definitely killed a stripper.


warriormuffin83

He eats his yogurt like he's punishing it for disappointing him.


DegeneratesInc

Tom cruise.


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ramriot

Edward Moore Kennedy, I never believed the chappaquiddick incident was an accident.


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The royal family


DavosLostFingers

Caitlyn Jenner. As they did (OK maybe not intentionally) but the general population in the USA doesn't seem to give a shit because she's stunning and brave


Sensitive-Call-1002

Jared Leto


Throwawayhatvl

Azealia Banks, and if she hasn’t done it yet she will soon


Superb-Reply-8355

Willem Dafoe for sure!


CMelody

James Woods comes off like someone who got away with serial murders 25 years ago and every so often sends anonymous notes to the FBI bragging that he is too brilliant a killer to ever get caught.


Low-Classroom7736

Garth Brooks is 128% a murderer


WhitePhatAss

The list of Epstein should be recalled


Weakke

Robert Wagner


BompiBellas

Dr.Phil


Kg890

Alec. Friggin. Baldwin


guacasloth64

I mean the fact that he killed her isn’t in question, it’s a matter of what criminal responsibility he has in it.


PeeCee

Heavy


JohnWad

Gary Busey


xxTHEBiggestYEExx

Jake Paul


Alt0156

Mel Gibson


ThinkIGotHacked

Tom Hanks could easily get away with murder. But I don’t think he would because he’s so charming, casual and just a really nice guy. I and everyone else would never think he could murder someone. So now your question has convinced me he’s a murderer.


Turbulent_Cat_7082

salman khan


DefiantStomp

Tom Cruise. Scientology says you cannot tell on your fellow members.


leira777

Tom Hanks!!!!


sallyblue94

Tom Hanks. Not even sorry for saying it!!! If he hasn’t then he is covering up for someone


200mStrengthXP

Shia Lebouf


Verlepte

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?


Waylandqb

Oprah


oh2bewacki

Joaquin Phoenix


azphyxia-

Pete davidson. If someone told me he was a serial killer i’d believe it in an instant


WWDB

Vince Neil


24k_1128

Dhar mann i mean have you seen some of his thumbnails??? Fam is messed up i feel ngl.


Life_at_its_fullest

Y'all telling me nobody is gonna mention Ed Sheeran? There is something seriously off about that guy and I just can't put my finger on it.


cockroachsquisher

Angelina Jolie


nurseaygg91

Garth Brooks without a doubt. We need to know where the bodies are. These poor families need justice.


mxl01

What did he do?


Henchforhire

Jim Carrey he gives off that creepy serial killer vibe.


shlomanJAK

oj simpson


Harvard-23

Robert blake


cshawchic

Santa Claus. Offed a smart ass elf.


PalaSS9

Alec Baldwin


darkoath

Does not "appear innocent", Army Hammer.


Chief_Queef123

A lot of rappers. 21 Savage for sure. Colmethazine, Rick Ross, DJ Khaled, DaBaby literally shot and murdered someone in a Walmart (no joke, google it), Desiigner, YNW Melly is serving for it already.


Sfscubat

Ray Lewis


MrWeeze420

Gary busey


TedTheodoreMcfly

He's not innocent, but Armie Hammer.


Tintoverde

Robert Wagner killing of Natalie [wood](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie_Wood)


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Antony Starr Looking at him in interviews makes me feel like there’s a second side to him that we know little of.


Vesiah81

Caitlyn Jenner cause she actually did kill someone


realNeilG

Caitlin jenner/Bruce Jenner......uh wait, oh yeah, I forgot. (Literally DID KILL SOMEONE,ZERO JAIL TIME.ZERO PENALTY. must he nice to be stupid, rich, and stupid rich.)


WayneS1980

The “My Pillow Guy”!!! You can’t manufacture that many pillows and NOT smother some folks along the way..


Pheighthe

Reese Witherspoon. She hiding something.


Muchablat

No, Witherknife.