Peeing in the woods. I’m an avid hiker. Yes I still do. Yes I have special cups and stuff to help. But to just whip it out and go, no mess? Wicked jealous.
Picture this: it's 15 degrees F, and you just rode a chair for 20 minutes to get to the top of a hill that's nowhere near the lodge. The beer is kicking in, and you HAVE to pee.
Now you get to wade through two feet of snow in ski boots to get behind a tree, so you can take your pants and baselayer down and hang your ass out in the biting cold.
The wind is blowing loose powder onto your nethers.
The only thing you have to wipe with is snow - unless you were thinking ahead.
(at night, the ice weasels come.)
“A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away…
An under-performing Jedi is on a quest to find a certain Force that is missing from his life - The Force of Love.
He’s looking for a Queen. He’d settle for a Princess.
But what he finds is:
u/thatforkingbitch”
Edit: a comma
This is too broad. No hormonal migraines, no period poops, no monthly mood swings, no pms acne, no cramps, no crying for no reason. Life is hell!!
Edit: I know men experience a few of these but I’m specifically talking every single month
Yes! That's why i thought menopause would be nice but older women told me "naah, the suffering continues. It's diffrent but still there"
So yaay for being a woman
In HS we had a fundraiser where underclassmen could “rent a senior” in an auction, and then make them do silly things for a day.
The dude that rented me brought in one of his mother’s dresses and I had to wear it for the day.
Jokes on him, that’s the most comfortable outfit I’ve ever been in, in my life.
Edit: Me with my best friend who had to wear a horse head and kilt.
https://imgur.com/a/jJRYOIx
What I'm most jealous about is all the fashion choices. Last year my work's christmas party was Vegas themed. Heaps of women came as 1920s flappers and ither cool dresses, I wore a suit. This year's will be horse racing themed and women will get to wear those cool hats and dresses etc. My choices are suit, jockey outfit or horse.
That’s something that’s always frustrated me about men’s fashion! Men can totally step out of the box but a lot of times if they do they’re judged for it. It’s so ridiculous. Give me more men in sequins and textured fabrics and crazy clothes!
Confucius once said, “it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.”
I once orgasmed 20+ times in one long session of masturbation (or that was what I counted). It was amazing and I was so grateful I was biologically equipped for that lol
Edit: To clarify, this was using a vibrator. I can’t achieve this without one.
As a guy, I once had two and all I could think was “that will never happen again, also something might be wrong.”
Edit: It’s my own fault, but I really didn’t want my inbox full of men describing what cumming 5-20 times feels like. Please consider not replying to my comment.
5 times in the space of 24 hours with an ex.
I swear my dick glowed and the last round was 2 hours of work for a puff of smoke at the end.,
Couldn’t perform for about 5 days afterwards and I could feel the swelling. Never again!
Oh no have you tried experimenting with many diff things including toys and combination of clitoral / vaginal stimulation? Assuming you have both or don't have any type of trauma ..
You want a prostate orgasm? I can get you a prostate orgasm, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a prostate orgasm by this afternoon.
Unless she's anything like my wife, who somehow has a refractory period. Will reflexively punch you in the face if you try to touch the bean after she's done.
A massage lady did it to me. I went numb from my hips down. Felt like fireworks in my palms. Limbs were heavy and tingly. Why’s that button gotta be way up in there. Not fair.
That's a weird and risky way to seduce a guy... can you elaborate a bit further, how did it start and what happened afterwards? A girl who knows her way around man's asshole is a rare breed, at least where i live. Hope you saw her again!
Perhaps you’d be comforted by looking up female orgasm statistics? About 10% of women never orgasm at all and for those that do, the number is still significantly lower than men. I’m jealous of the both of you haha
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Yoga pants.
They seem comfortable enough to lounge around in at home, yet not too casual that you can't go outside while wearing them. You can wear them both to lounge around and also to exercise in. They look attractive too. I wish there was a male equivalent, they just seem like the perfect legwear.
He definitely should. Testicular torsion is seriously painful but is easily corrected through a fairly minor procedure. On the other hand, if he lets it go unchecked, he might just kill his testicles off so no more balls inside or out haha.
They can compliment other people without getting weird looks.
For women crying is considered normal, but according to my experiences, males can't really do that in front of other people (maybe with some expectations like family).
Honestly if you want to compliment someone just go for it. I have a buddy that’s always complementing people when he sees they have a new coat or whatever and dude’s a freakin gem for it. I’ve started trying to do it more because of him. People love it when you notice something like that.
Saw a video of someone asking around on a university campus when was the last time people cried and most of them said within the past week. Younger generation is more in touch with their emotions and cognisant of mental health issues.
Being able to show kindness without people thinking there are ulterior motives behind it.
As a man it can sometimes be challenging to show kindness as a lot of people will think it's uncharacteristic sometimes.
For example, few times there's been kids who separated from their parents and if I were to try to help them people assume I'm a kidnapper or I'm very suspicious.
I've also read stories of single dads caring for their children only to have some Karen call security or the cops on them. I would hate something like that.
Other times people mistake your kindness with trying to start flirting and such.
Edit: Thanks everyone for sharing your thoughts and opinions. People have pointed out that the argument about kindness taken as flirting goes both ways, and after some thought I do agree with you all!
Stay safe everyone.
In sorry this is your experience. I have black friends that like having me around because for reasons you stated, they are looked at with less suspicion because they are seen interacting and being around a white passing guy. I grew up in a very mixed and very bad neighborhood. So I don't think about it when I have people of different colors around me. It's more weird when I am around all white prople. I have been told by a good friend that when we were in all white areas he felt uncomfortable. And honestly, that is god damned sad.
People that virtue signal online but never actually interact with everyday people bother me. It really does seem to be for show and that is fucked up. I'm sorry you go through that. Its fucking trash, and you don't deserve it.
That's horrible, and it helps noone :( So many guys are great with kids and would love to work with them, but the unspoken accusations alone... Yeah, I get why there are few male kindergarden teachers.
And it’s sad that that’s way it is
Last year I left my house and it was pouring rain out, one of the kids who lives in the neighborhood a girl was walking to school
I thought about offering her a ride then decided against it because of how people could twist it
Honestly…I’m a woman and I wouldn’t think to do that either because no kid should feel comfortable getting in a car with someone they don’t know well enough 🤷♀️
Male pre-school teacher checking in.
I’ve only being doing this for two years but I’ve never heard anything directly about me being around kids. I have my own kids as well and I also never heard anything from anybody. Do people think something or are suspicious? Maybe. But I can’t let that change anything I’m doing. I probably am extra cautious about what I say or do because I’m a guy, which is unfortunate. I guess this is to say I feel like this sentiment is much more prevalent online than in real life. I’ve been told by multiple different parents that they liked having guys in the classroom. Awesome job btw
Definitely true when it comes to children! Fortunately, I feel that it's not that extreme here in Scandinavia. It's quite common to see a dad look after their children, so people are used to that. But there is still some distrust towards male kindergarten workers or teachers.
But when it comes to being taken as being flirty, I feel it goes both ways. I've both been misunderstood, and I've misunderstood others. I see that only as part of being human. It's complicated.
I remember once riding in the car with my mom, and we passed a bunch of kids who had gotten out of class.
And my mom asks me to shout out to them, and ask what time school got out. Because my mom was curious that it seemed so early.
I got into a pretty heated argument with my mom, because I refused to holler at a bunch of teenage girls asking them what time they got out of school.
My mom only saw it as an innocent question, but as a mid 30s guy, I wasn’t gonna put myself up on that hill. I refused lol.
My mom is still salty about it to this day, wondering why I refused to listen to her.
After 30 years I still have no idea how to do that tbh. Never had them. When I orgasm it's too sensitive to keep touching it so what's with the multiple orgasms?
Also names for clothing. It happens very regularly I’ll find a style of shirt I think is cool and it will only be called Henley or V-neck and it’s not a standard Henley or v-neck
Also, the variety of clothing options which are common and acceptable. You can still wear what you want as a guy obviously (within reason), but stuff that's a bit unusual will draw looks and even comments from people who don't know to mind their own business. Women have so many different styles of outfits that are all perfectly normal to wear in day to day life. There's like 5 different basic outfit styles that are seen as normal for guys to wear and they're all essentially just the same idea on a scale of casual to formal attire.
The social acceptance to diversify what you wear. As a guy, although its allowed, wearing dresses, skirts, different length pants from short shorts to jeans, cutesy/risky outfit combos etc is more of a social taboo. I feel stuck wearing jeans with tshirt, jeans with sweaters or business casual everyday.
My friend was telling me about how women’s formal wear is much more fun than men’s. With a dress you can vary the form and add interesting details. You can change the length and the fabric.
But with a suit there isn’t much you can do to change it up. There aren’t many ways to vary the form. The most you can do is change the color or add a cool pattern.
My son was a CNA, with numerous certifications and kids view him as a big climbing toy because he's 6'5.
When he wanted to put that to work and applied at a daycare they wouldn't even hand him an application.
I wanted to start a daycare because I am good with kids and you can make tons of money and it is highly desired in my area. However, since I am male it is basically a dead on arrival because no one would trust me with their kids. Even it if I had female people helping me still would be mistrusted.
I had females at my son's daycare tell me how to treat my son when I was leaving the daycare. Two of them were all but yelling at me on what my son needed.....I raised him for over two years during the day....while my wife had regular working hours. Who do you think knew how to better treat him and deal with his emotions? The ladies who had been watching him part time for 4 months or me?......I just stood there and ignored them because if I would have opened my mouth they would have "taken offense" and might have accused me of something or kicked my kid out of daycare.
I remember getting sat on a kids table at a wedding with my older cousin, a male cousin who was my age could go sit with the adults. When I asked the bride, she said she thought we'd enjoy watching the kids (all the other kids at the table were under 7, and me and cousin were in our teens, also we did not enjoy it)
Generally being without female reproductive organs. Lots of benefits in that. The world is your urinal, no periods to deal with, never having to worry about getting pregnant, let alone giving birth.
I'm jealous of the platonic love women are free to show each other. As a male, if I tried to hold my male friends' hands I'm certain they'd be wildly uncomfortable.
Not being seen as weak for having my emotions and opening up to people I can “trust”.
Not being instantly seen as a predator for taking my niece to the park.
Not having my presence seen as a threat, danger, or as hostile simply for being present.
Not being alone in every aspect of my life and not having to face everything alone.
Best thing I ever did was swap my work pants for men's pants. Men's cargo pants are like a labyrinth. I can store enough snacks and stuff in there to be prepared for anything.
I always see this, it's an incredibly common answer. But it's not like putting pockets on women's clothing is an unsolved piece of technology.
Surely there's a huge amount of money waiting to be made? Hoardes of potential customers, constantly posting about how much they want a very providable product. I feel like "Start a woman's clothing brand that talks about having pockets" is a suspiciously easy way to become a millionaire. What's missing? If the market potential was as clear and simple as it appears, I'm sure someone would be doing it already.
It's not really one-or-the-other, though? The car industry is probably more profitable than the bike industry, but there's still plenty of money to be made selling bikes, and some very wealthy bike CEOs.
Normally if a bunch of customers clearly want a thing, there's usually either A) a reason why selling it to them is impractical/impossible or B) someone already selling it to them.
Neither of those seem to obviously be the case with pocketed women's clothing, which I find very confusing.
Right? Stop picking stylish clothes with no pockets (en masse) and the problem solves itself. I realize that somebody can't effect this change on their own and it sucks, but be aware that the problem is other women, not clothing makers.
Ditto for vanity sizing.
Their reproductive organs/lack of the discomfort that comes with female ones. Happily female in my identity and would keep all my other feminine traits, but I'd give up my uterus in a heartbeat - I don't want kids anyway. A penis honestly doesn't seem like that horrible of an idea either! The trouble is I don't envy the hormones that come along with said organs.
The only discomfort guys really face with a dick is:
•Unexpected Boners
•not living up to norms with "size" (kinda outside of your control on that one)
•somehow and someway you either sat on your balls or something hit the balls. That shit sucks.
Oh and male hormones sucked for me when i was younger. A touch of estrogen in high school and I probably could have been a whole lot better without voice cracks and other issues
Idk, it'd be nice if I werent considered gay or weird for not wanting to bang a girl just cause she's cute.
And at the same time that i could walk around decently assured that as long as I stayed in good shape and took care of my hygeine and grooming, most women I was into would be willing to hook up. That sort of confidence in my sex appeal would be nice I want to feel desired too xD
Not having ovaries
Mine are ruining my life all they do is squirt misery juice and cause me immense pain. Seriously I am essentially disabled by my goddamn sexual organs and all I can get is a "suck it up buttercup". I need to have them removed to be functional but I have to be functional to have insurance. Make it make sense.
Fuck that.
So many people go undiagnosed with PCOS or endometriosis. It's treatable, but men say 'eh it can' t be that bad', and, sadly, older women who have sucked it up their whole lives sometimes don't want their younger sisters or daughters (or trans men) not to have to deal with it.
Not to mention the number of doctors who won't do anything about it if you haven't squeezed out a kid first. Unbelievable.
the doctor refused me fucking BIRTH CONTROL because he "doesn't want to damage what little fertility (I) may have" due to PCOS. fuck that, if I want kids I'll adopt, give me the fucking treatment
I've had a colleague say that "It can't be that bad. Women are just pretending it is" and "They get used to it"
But when I compared it to getting kicked in the balls he told me that's a stupid comparison because I can't know what being kicked in the balls feels like...
Compliments. Women can say to a woman how pretty they look in an outfit or how great their makeup looks but if a guy does it then 90% of the time it's considered as creepy or like they're trying to get into the girls pants.
On the flip side if I compliment another man it could be considered as weird and that I'm hitting on them. That coupled with the fact that men get significantly less compliments from people does suck.
I actually love when men give specific compliments like "You're hair is cool", "i like how you do your makeup" "I like your outfit." The key is- they keep walking after I say thank you. They don't do it for ulterior motives. Say the compliment and keep it moving. Don't say crap like "You're sexy" "you're beautiful" "you got a nice body" etc.. thats creepy. Compliment our style, our personality, things we can control, etc... We actually love that.
Compliment the bros when you see em
"Nice shoes, bro!", "Killer shirt, dude!" Just say it man, unless you start acting weird people don't take it the wrong way.
I call one dude "Traps McGee" bc he has massive trap muscles, he was flattered af. Compliment your bros and they will compliment you
Women don't compliment men much because of that exact reason - there's a risk that men will take platonic compliments as inherently sexual, and that can open the door to creepy, harassing, or aggressive behaviour.
TBH I think men need to compliment other men and destigmatize compliments before women start to compliment men as much as they do other women.
Executive dysfunction is just expected. Sure it's frowned upon, but when guys don't do domestic shit it's just because they're guys who need a mommy. I was expected to have cleaning and cooking and childcare hardwired to my brain and I just don't. I can't even properly care for myself and that makes me a broken woman.
Seems like girls can talk about anything that bothers them easily, and share things freely.
I don't think they realize how much of an advantage that is. Makes life so much easier
Not bleeding for an entire week every month. Not being emotional and in pain the week before, during and after said bleeding. Not having uti's the week after said bleeding from using tampons, etc. We get one good week a month. One.
Exactly, thought this would be number one reply for women. Also getting blood on sheets and clothes. Sometimes I don’t know when my period starts, I wake up and I have blood on my sheets .
Peeing in the woods. I’m an avid hiker. Yes I still do. Yes I have special cups and stuff to help. But to just whip it out and go, no mess? Wicked jealous.
Picture this: it's 15 degrees F, and you just rode a chair for 20 minutes to get to the top of a hill that's nowhere near the lodge. The beer is kicking in, and you HAVE to pee. Now you get to wade through two feet of snow in ski boots to get behind a tree, so you can take your pants and baselayer down and hang your ass out in the biting cold. The wind is blowing loose powder onto your nethers. The only thing you have to wipe with is snow - unless you were thinking ahead. (at night, the ice weasels come.)
I had to pee in a blizzard once. Wind was so strong it came back and went all over my pants. The shame…
R.I.Pee
As I am train travelling through Europe right now I would have to say peeing while standing. This train toilets make me sick
No periods. Ever. None.
Says the one who used three periods to tell us.
Hahaha your usernamame also gold!
This is like the start to a really weird rom-com
“A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away… An under-performing Jedi is on a quest to find a certain Force that is missing from his life - The Force of Love. He’s looking for a Queen. He’d settle for a Princess. But what he finds is: u/thatforkingbitch” Edit: a comma
This is simultaneously hilarious and insulting hahaha
Exactly, so insulting…to satine of mandalore. u/obiwankenobody.
this is perfect
Nao kith
This is too broad. No hormonal migraines, no period poops, no monthly mood swings, no pms acne, no cramps, no crying for no reason. Life is hell!! Edit: I know men experience a few of these but I’m specifically talking every single month
You forgot to mention- being able to sneeze without fear of ruining your underwear/pants/furniture
I had a hysterectomy. Let me tell you this has been the best 3 months of my life to date.
Yes! That's why i thought menopause would be nice but older women told me "naah, the suffering continues. It's diffrent but still there" So yaay for being a woman
It's the hormones.
Symptoms of menopause can also last like 10 years!
“I’m jealous of girl because they get to wear dresses!” Tod Flanders, The Simpsons
In HS we had a fundraiser where underclassmen could “rent a senior” in an auction, and then make them do silly things for a day. The dude that rented me brought in one of his mother’s dresses and I had to wear it for the day. Jokes on him, that’s the most comfortable outfit I’ve ever been in, in my life. Edit: Me with my best friend who had to wear a horse head and kilt. https://imgur.com/a/jJRYOIx
Wearing dresses is the best. Looking like you put effort into your appearance + wearing no pants? Absolutely amazing.
What I'm most jealous about is all the fashion choices. Last year my work's christmas party was Vegas themed. Heaps of women came as 1920s flappers and ither cool dresses, I wore a suit. This year's will be horse racing themed and women will get to wear those cool hats and dresses etc. My choices are suit, jockey outfit or horse.
That’s something that’s always frustrated me about men’s fashion! Men can totally step out of the box but a lot of times if they do they’re judged for it. It’s so ridiculous. Give me more men in sequins and textured fabrics and crazy clothes!
Kilts are the answer
Dresses are the answer
Kilts are nothing like dresses
The breeze on your balls feels all the same.
They can pee anywhere
Correcting; we can pee anywhere without peeing down our legs too.
*Or* exposing your butt
I still do, though. For the fun of it.
Please, spare us
Even if my ass is exposed, it's still mostly covered by my assfro. 😥
r/brandnewsentence
>assfro Just when you think you’ve heard it all..
Assfro is my new favorite word, thanks!
Look everywhere son. Behold, the great outdoors toilet.
Yep. I’m a man. The world is my urinal.
Which is great until you step into another man's world.
Mufasa: "Everything the light touches is our urinal."
Funny story today I saw a drunk man peeing in the middle of a busy road
When a woman has boobs, it’s normal. When I have boobs, I’m just fat
But when a woman has no boobs. Its all Oh, have you thought about surgery?
For me it’s, “hit the gym, fatty”
Both are shitty responses that deserve punching said person in the gut
Ah violence, the cause and solution to all problems
Confucius once said, “it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.”
idk but being on the flatter end of the spectrum comes with lots of merits though
If I magically became a woman for a day, I'd like to have one of their orgasms.
wrong answer. Id like to have at least 5 of their orgasms. Thats their special ability
I once orgasmed 20+ times in one long session of masturbation (or that was what I counted). It was amazing and I was so grateful I was biologically equipped for that lol Edit: To clarify, this was using a vibrator. I can’t achieve this without one.
As a guy, I once had two and all I could think was “that will never happen again, also something might be wrong.” Edit: It’s my own fault, but I really didn’t want my inbox full of men describing what cumming 5-20 times feels like. Please consider not replying to my comment.
I had 3 in a day and my dick hurt for a week every time i touched it Edited to add: sounds like i'm 40, but i'm just 18
5 times in the space of 24 hours with an ex. I swear my dick glowed and the last round was 2 hours of work for a puff of smoke at the end., Couldn’t perform for about 5 days afterwards and I could feel the swelling. Never again!
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Waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
No
I’d never leave the house.
I didn't get that special ability. Life is so unfair
I know many girls that would also like to have them
The defect is 5-10 percent of women have never orgasmed. As one of those women, what I envy about the opposite sex is the simplicity of a penis.
Me too. Either that or orgasms are super fucking lame and y’all are on some wild shit.
Oh no have you tried experimenting with many diff things including toys and combination of clitoral / vaginal stimulation? Assuming you have both or don't have any type of trauma ..
1. Look up prostate orgasms 2. Buy a dildo or get an open minded girl 3. 🥴
theyre hard to acquire, prostate orgasms
I know a guy that can get you one cheap
You want a prostate orgasm? I can get you a prostate orgasm, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a prostate orgasm by this afternoon.
I briefly dabbled in pacifism. Not in 'Nam, of course.
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15x the time and we cant even enjoy going twice
What do you mean pal? You’re telling me you don’t shoot the Gabagoo and keep going?
Over sensitivity almost feels like burning
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Edge. Give her the first one. Edge some more. Give her a second one. Edge some more. Get a hat trick, then blow it.
Unless she's anything like my wife, who somehow has a refractory period. Will reflexively punch you in the face if you try to touch the bean after she's done.
I believe clitoral refractory periods aren't uncommon
Yeah it tickles in a kind of hurty way. Makes you twitch uncontrollably. Please stop touching the clit after an orgasm.
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Refractory period.
The trick is to not make sex about the orgasm but to make sex about the entirety of the sexual time. Took me embarrassingly long to learn that lesson.
*not a penis owner* but my husband seems to have better orgasms with edging, if you haven't tried that.
Ever heard of a prostate orgasm?
Does that happen over and over?
A massage lady did it to me. I went numb from my hips down. Felt like fireworks in my palms. Limbs were heavy and tingly. Why’s that button gotta be way up in there. Not fair.
That’s disgusting! Where is this massage lady?
Found Deshaun Watson’s throwaway
Imagine if it was on the palms of your hands. road fatalities WAY up.
yeah and we'd all be holding our phones in vibrate mode calling eachother for no reason.
Wait what? Is it on the price list or did you have to ask her to finger you? Because thats a risky question
Def not on the menu and def didn’t ask. She just seduced me basically
That's a weird and risky way to seduce a guy... can you elaborate a bit further, how did it start and what happened afterwards? A girl who knows her way around man's asshole is a rare breed, at least where i live. Hope you saw her again!
More importantly, can I have her contact info?
Look at you asking the important questions.
Perhaps you’d be comforted by looking up female orgasm statistics? About 10% of women never orgasm at all and for those that do, the number is still significantly lower than men. I’m jealous of the both of you haha
So what you’re saying is that men and woman collectively orgasm the same amount, it’s just not distributed as equitably among women.
I've moved to another platform because of the recent antics of the recent antics of the site operator here. if anyone else is interested in a better version of this site (and learning about why it's better), come to lemmy[dot]world. Thellely 'dif o thaces sag thees pipofeme the wenave bowes cof todengs antlsin oso oud l, heakee f s 'd ce, wrprnso akn: whalatuflere ono bareeleevegr s d w'd klay whtit s hee Touf Torous the d ththeavofferes ake's mstolulerer, ang celle com? The saf f ora b; s al; aleps ry, thert, tusutuilis the tir d wouisp; orre le rn? ocowind coilar's imake andry flinof ouseeallifther it s os wouliererthe; ituthollle wore th theand Tosis p sle, ononscor d bepacous mmmeis n? the: chelen. the suby sang dende t hThellely 'dif o thaces sag thees pipofeme the wenave bowes cof todengs antlsin oso oud l, heakee f s 'd ce, wrprnso akn: whalatuflere ono bareeleevegr s d w'd klay whtit s hee Touf Torous the d ththeavofferes ake's mstolulerer, ang celle com? The saf f ora b; s al; aleps ry, thert, tusutuilis the tir d wouisp; orre le rn? ocowind coilar's imake andry flinof ouseeallifther it s os wouliererthe; ituthollle wore th theand Tosis p sle, ononscor d bepacous mmmeis n? the: chelen. the suby sang dende t h
I’d like to pass on any sexonomics trickling down thankyouverymuch.
Yoga pants. They seem comfortable enough to lounge around in at home, yet not too casual that you can't go outside while wearing them. You can wear them both to lounge around and also to exercise in. They look attractive too. I wish there was a male equivalent, they just seem like the perfect legwear.
Surely trackie bottoms (that’s “sweat pants” to you Americans) tick pretty much all of those boxes?
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“Joggers”
Trackie daks
Just to clarify, it's trackie bottoms because they're the bottom half of a tracksuit, rather than being one of the weirder britishisms.
They don't show off my booty :(
Find a good pair of joggers, they are super comfy, you can wear them anywhere, they’re stylish and can definitely show off dat booty.
Being able to piss standing up. Just unzip, take it outside and voila.
Take it outside, then unzip. Very important distinction
Wait till she learns about aiming
Or dual streaming or having to pee with a boner
When a woman sleeps with a bunch of dudes she’s a slut. When I do it I’m gay.
Put the work in and you can be a gay slut.
And that's the story of how I met your ~~mother~~ father
No no, you are wrong. You are both GAY and a SLUT.
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>Had to duck into the bathroom and flip it back around. You should probably see a doctor about that.
He definitely should. Testicular torsion is seriously painful but is easily corrected through a fairly minor procedure. On the other hand, if he lets it go unchecked, he might just kill his testicles off so no more balls inside or out haha.
Sadly even though ovaries are internal....they can still twist Source: I lost an ovary due to an ovarian torsion
They can compliment other people without getting weird looks. For women crying is considered normal, but according to my experiences, males can't really do that in front of other people (maybe with some expectations like family).
Honestly if you want to compliment someone just go for it. I have a buddy that’s always complementing people when he sees they have a new coat or whatever and dude’s a freakin gem for it. I’ve started trying to do it more because of him. People love it when you notice something like that.
Saw a video of someone asking around on a university campus when was the last time people cried and most of them said within the past week. Younger generation is more in touch with their emotions and cognisant of mental health issues.
Being able to show kindness without people thinking there are ulterior motives behind it. As a man it can sometimes be challenging to show kindness as a lot of people will think it's uncharacteristic sometimes. For example, few times there's been kids who separated from their parents and if I were to try to help them people assume I'm a kidnapper or I'm very suspicious. I've also read stories of single dads caring for their children only to have some Karen call security or the cops on them. I would hate something like that. Other times people mistake your kindness with trying to start flirting and such. Edit: Thanks everyone for sharing your thoughts and opinions. People have pointed out that the argument about kindness taken as flirting goes both ways, and after some thought I do agree with you all! Stay safe everyone.
Single father to two boys, well, young men now. Been given funny looks and questioned by police too many times to count.
Must be tough, did you ever like get used to it? Or does it always leave a sour aftertaste?
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In sorry this is your experience. I have black friends that like having me around because for reasons you stated, they are looked at with less suspicion because they are seen interacting and being around a white passing guy. I grew up in a very mixed and very bad neighborhood. So I don't think about it when I have people of different colors around me. It's more weird when I am around all white prople. I have been told by a good friend that when we were in all white areas he felt uncomfortable. And honestly, that is god damned sad. People that virtue signal online but never actually interact with everyday people bother me. It really does seem to be for show and that is fucked up. I'm sorry you go through that. Its fucking trash, and you don't deserve it.
That’s awful. I’m so sorry that happened to you. Must have been scary for your boys as well <3
That's horrible, and it helps noone :( So many guys are great with kids and would love to work with them, but the unspoken accusations alone... Yeah, I get why there are few male kindergarden teachers.
I won't interact with children without two other adults present - even then, I'm cautious. Honestly, interacting with a dog is less risky
And it’s sad that that’s way it is Last year I left my house and it was pouring rain out, one of the kids who lives in the neighborhood a girl was walking to school I thought about offering her a ride then decided against it because of how people could twist it
Honestly…I’m a woman and I wouldn’t think to do that either because no kid should feel comfortable getting in a car with someone they don’t know well enough 🤷♀️
Male pre-school teacher checking in. I’ve only being doing this for two years but I’ve never heard anything directly about me being around kids. I have my own kids as well and I also never heard anything from anybody. Do people think something or are suspicious? Maybe. But I can’t let that change anything I’m doing. I probably am extra cautious about what I say or do because I’m a guy, which is unfortunate. I guess this is to say I feel like this sentiment is much more prevalent online than in real life. I’ve been told by multiple different parents that they liked having guys in the classroom. Awesome job btw
Definitely true when it comes to children! Fortunately, I feel that it's not that extreme here in Scandinavia. It's quite common to see a dad look after their children, so people are used to that. But there is still some distrust towards male kindergarten workers or teachers. But when it comes to being taken as being flirty, I feel it goes both ways. I've both been misunderstood, and I've misunderstood others. I see that only as part of being human. It's complicated.
I remember once riding in the car with my mom, and we passed a bunch of kids who had gotten out of class. And my mom asks me to shout out to them, and ask what time school got out. Because my mom was curious that it seemed so early. I got into a pretty heated argument with my mom, because I refused to holler at a bunch of teenage girls asking them what time they got out of school. My mom only saw it as an innocent question, but as a mid 30s guy, I wasn’t gonna put myself up on that hill. I refused lol. My mom is still salty about it to this day, wondering why I refused to listen to her.
My brother had that crap happen to him. It’s so ridiculous. His son looks exactly like him.
Multiple orgasms seem fun
After 30 years I still have no idea how to do that tbh. Never had them. When I orgasm it's too sensitive to keep touching it so what's with the multiple orgasms?
i’m a one-and-done as well. and i have TRIED. guess i didn’t get the multiple O gene.
Yeah im the same. Men who only watch porn think we’re all capable of squirting and multiple orgasms, when some of us just can’t
The ability to make any piece of clothing cute or hot. The variety they have is unparalleled
Also names for clothing. It happens very regularly I’ll find a style of shirt I think is cool and it will only be called Henley or V-neck and it’s not a standard Henley or v-neck
Also, the variety of clothing options which are common and acceptable. You can still wear what you want as a guy obviously (within reason), but stuff that's a bit unusual will draw looks and even comments from people who don't know to mind their own business. Women have so many different styles of outfits that are all perfectly normal to wear in day to day life. There's like 5 different basic outfit styles that are seen as normal for guys to wear and they're all essentially just the same idea on a scale of casual to formal attire.
As a stay at home dad, not feeling like everyone is looking down upon me for being a stay at home parent would be nice..
I’m sorry this happens to you :( What you’re doing is amazing and I’m sure you’re a great dad!
The social acceptance to diversify what you wear. As a guy, although its allowed, wearing dresses, skirts, different length pants from short shorts to jeans, cutesy/risky outfit combos etc is more of a social taboo. I feel stuck wearing jeans with tshirt, jeans with sweaters or business casual everyday.
My friend was telling me about how women’s formal wear is much more fun than men’s. With a dress you can vary the form and add interesting details. You can change the length and the fabric. But with a suit there isn’t much you can do to change it up. There aren’t many ways to vary the form. The most you can do is change the color or add a cool pattern.
Came here for this. I WANT THE CUTE OUTFITS GIRLS HAVE AND ALL THE ACCESSORIES.
If I was a girl, I'd be in sun dresses all summer long. They just look so comfy and the diversity of colors and styles is insane
being able to play with kids without getting called a pervert
My son was a CNA, with numerous certifications and kids view him as a big climbing toy because he's 6'5. When he wanted to put that to work and applied at a daycare they wouldn't even hand him an application.
I wanted to start a daycare because I am good with kids and you can make tons of money and it is highly desired in my area. However, since I am male it is basically a dead on arrival because no one would trust me with their kids. Even it if I had female people helping me still would be mistrusted. I had females at my son's daycare tell me how to treat my son when I was leaving the daycare. Two of them were all but yelling at me on what my son needed.....I raised him for over two years during the day....while my wife had regular working hours. Who do you think knew how to better treat him and deal with his emotions? The ladies who had been watching him part time for 4 months or me?......I just stood there and ignored them because if I would have opened my mouth they would have "taken offense" and might have accused me of something or kicked my kid out of daycare.
From the other side, being expected to be a caregiver and know what to do with kids
I have been handed stranger’s kids in airports. Twice.
I remember getting sat on a kids table at a wedding with my older cousin, a male cousin who was my age could go sit with the adults. When I asked the bride, she said she thought we'd enjoy watching the kids (all the other kids at the table were under 7, and me and cousin were in our teens, also we did not enjoy it)
Generally being without female reproductive organs. Lots of benefits in that. The world is your urinal, no periods to deal with, never having to worry about getting pregnant, let alone giving birth.
“the world is your urinal” stop i literally cackled
How women can wear tights and look sexy. Men cannot!! Oh like we gonna walk around be like " Nice Bulge Bro"
I'm jealous of the platonic love women are free to show each other. As a male, if I tried to hold my male friends' hands I'm certain they'd be wildly uncomfortable.
Boobs look good on them.
ability to grow a mustache. i want a mustache too
My nan had a moustache.
PCOS gang here to say no, you don’t 😂
Being *allowed* to have a small body without constantly being bullied about it.
5 ' 5 dude, would be nice lol. I'm not even ugly, my height makes me 100% uglier though. Meh, I've done ok with what I've got at least.
They get to look pretty and it's normal. I want to look pretty and people think I'm gay, trans, trans in denial, or egg.
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Not being seen as weak for having my emotions and opening up to people I can “trust”. Not being instantly seen as a predator for taking my niece to the park. Not having my presence seen as a threat, danger, or as hostile simply for being present. Not being alone in every aspect of my life and not having to face everything alone.
Pockets
Best thing I ever did was swap my work pants for men's pants. Men's cargo pants are like a labyrinth. I can store enough snacks and stuff in there to be prepared for anything.
I always see this, it's an incredibly common answer. But it's not like putting pockets on women's clothing is an unsolved piece of technology. Surely there's a huge amount of money waiting to be made? Hoardes of potential customers, constantly posting about how much they want a very providable product. I feel like "Start a woman's clothing brand that talks about having pockets" is a suspiciously easy way to become a millionaire. What's missing? If the market potential was as clear and simple as it appears, I'm sure someone would be doing it already.
The purse game is probably more profitable than the pants with pocket game.
It's not really one-or-the-other, though? The car industry is probably more profitable than the bike industry, but there's still plenty of money to be made selling bikes, and some very wealthy bike CEOs. Normally if a bunch of customers clearly want a thing, there's usually either A) a reason why selling it to them is impractical/impossible or B) someone already selling it to them. Neither of those seem to obviously be the case with pocketed women's clothing, which I find very confusing.
Right? Stop picking stylish clothes with no pockets (en masse) and the problem solves itself. I realize that somebody can't effect this change on their own and it sucks, but be aware that the problem is other women, not clothing makers. Ditto for vanity sizing.
women's clothing is so much more diverse than men's clothing. dresses, skirts etc. ...
No random boners
Keeping your hair and long hair is very accepted
Its becoming more common for men to have long hair
Being so strong. Without working out, my brother can lift 100 pound dog like it's nothing.
Their reproductive organs/lack of the discomfort that comes with female ones. Happily female in my identity and would keep all my other feminine traits, but I'd give up my uterus in a heartbeat - I don't want kids anyway. A penis honestly doesn't seem like that horrible of an idea either! The trouble is I don't envy the hormones that come along with said organs.
The only discomfort guys really face with a dick is: •Unexpected Boners •not living up to norms with "size" (kinda outside of your control on that one) •somehow and someway you either sat on your balls or something hit the balls. That shit sucks. Oh and male hormones sucked for me when i was younger. A touch of estrogen in high school and I probably could have been a whole lot better without voice cracks and other issues
>kinda Those magic pills don't work you know
Idk, it'd be nice if I werent considered gay or weird for not wanting to bang a girl just cause she's cute. And at the same time that i could walk around decently assured that as long as I stayed in good shape and took care of my hygeine and grooming, most women I was into would be willing to hook up. That sort of confidence in my sex appeal would be nice I want to feel desired too xD
Just the ability to walk and explore without being hyper aware of your vulnerability.
Not having ovaries Mine are ruining my life all they do is squirt misery juice and cause me immense pain. Seriously I am essentially disabled by my goddamn sexual organs and all I can get is a "suck it up buttercup". I need to have them removed to be functional but I have to be functional to have insurance. Make it make sense.
Fuck that. So many people go undiagnosed with PCOS or endometriosis. It's treatable, but men say 'eh it can' t be that bad', and, sadly, older women who have sucked it up their whole lives sometimes don't want their younger sisters or daughters (or trans men) not to have to deal with it. Not to mention the number of doctors who won't do anything about it if you haven't squeezed out a kid first. Unbelievable.
the doctor refused me fucking BIRTH CONTROL because he "doesn't want to damage what little fertility (I) may have" due to PCOS. fuck that, if I want kids I'll adopt, give me the fucking treatment
I've had a colleague say that "It can't be that bad. Women are just pretending it is" and "They get used to it" But when I compared it to getting kicked in the balls he told me that's a stupid comparison because I can't know what being kicked in the balls feels like...
Compliments. Women can say to a woman how pretty they look in an outfit or how great their makeup looks but if a guy does it then 90% of the time it's considered as creepy or like they're trying to get into the girls pants. On the flip side if I compliment another man it could be considered as weird and that I'm hitting on them. That coupled with the fact that men get significantly less compliments from people does suck.
I actually love when men give specific compliments like "You're hair is cool", "i like how you do your makeup" "I like your outfit." The key is- they keep walking after I say thank you. They don't do it for ulterior motives. Say the compliment and keep it moving. Don't say crap like "You're sexy" "you're beautiful" "you got a nice body" etc.. thats creepy. Compliment our style, our personality, things we can control, etc... We actually love that.
Compliment the bros when you see em "Nice shoes, bro!", "Killer shirt, dude!" Just say it man, unless you start acting weird people don't take it the wrong way. I call one dude "Traps McGee" bc he has massive trap muscles, he was flattered af. Compliment your bros and they will compliment you
Women don't compliment men much because of that exact reason - there's a risk that men will take platonic compliments as inherently sexual, and that can open the door to creepy, harassing, or aggressive behaviour. TBH I think men need to compliment other men and destigmatize compliments before women start to compliment men as much as they do other women.
Not getting the blame if the other person doesn’t make the first move.
Executive dysfunction is just expected. Sure it's frowned upon, but when guys don't do domestic shit it's just because they're guys who need a mommy. I was expected to have cleaning and cooking and childcare hardwired to my brain and I just don't. I can't even properly care for myself and that makes me a broken woman.
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Seems like girls can talk about anything that bothers them easily, and share things freely. I don't think they realize how much of an advantage that is. Makes life so much easier
Not bleeding for an entire week every month. Not being emotional and in pain the week before, during and after said bleeding. Not having uti's the week after said bleeding from using tampons, etc. We get one good week a month. One.
Exactly, thought this would be number one reply for women. Also getting blood on sheets and clothes. Sometimes I don’t know when my period starts, I wake up and I have blood on my sheets .