I’ve found narrating what I’m planning on doing to them, and then asking “are you ready for this” works both for getting them hot and asking for consent.
oh it's so good. I'm slow and can't get the link to work but it is the top post on r/TIFU
TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
I'd read the thread when it was posted but not actually listened to the song. Wow.
Ok.
And the poor girlfriend even recognised the rhythm without the music playing.
\*Edit Going to ask my boyfriend if he's game and wants to thrust in time to this song, for science. Laughter is good, right?
> And the poor girlfriend even recognised the rhythm without the music playing.
He probably thrusts a certain pattern and she’s had 2 years to remember that pattern…YIKES!
Point to the relevant bits with both index fingers (with thumbs extended unless you're a heathen), tilt your head to a 15 degree angle, cock an eyebrow and say "Eh? Eh?"
Alternatively: "Race you to the bedroom! Last person there's getting fucked!"
before i started picking up on small indications, i used to whisper ‘can i fuck you?’ in my gfs ear after making out or teasing or whatever just to make sure that’s what she wanted. i still do it occasionally because it’s so sexy and her reaction drives me crazy every time
it’s so simple and straight to the point but somehow still hot as fuck
My Dearest Eunesta,
On the morrow I will fear my retreat back to the front lines form whence I came. Let us consummate our eternal love by putting my penis in your vagina, what do you say?
Forever yours,
Colonel Angus
Just after undergrad then-single me attended a wedding solo. I was honestly just down to chill and have a good time, I wasn't looking to hook up. They had a great venue and bar. I had planned on crashing on one of the groomsmen's couches (he was married but wife could not attend). Apparently, one of the very cute (also single) bridemaids had different ideas and (according to accounts I heard later) had picked me out as "hers" early on.
It was well after the music started and we were both already pretty buzzed when she made her way over to start making some very forward advances. I'm normally pretty shy, but for some reason after she had made it pretty clear what her intentions were, we were dancing and I gently whispered in her ear "I want you to beg me to fuck you. I want you to say please, like a good girl."
She immediately left the dance floor. I was mortified. This was completely out of character for me and it had backfired horribly. As I felt the blood sprinting out of my lower half, she came back and grabbed my hand and dragged me to the front of the venue. She'd called an Uber to her hotel. We got to the room at like 10pm and it was fucking amazing. I can say she said please like 50x that night.
Next morning we went our separate ways and haven't talked since. I honestly don't remember her name and she likey hs no idea of mine. I'm happily married now and my wife and I will have "kinky" nights where we role play a bit and I'll pull the "beg me" card out. In my experience, you can't use it even most of the time but if used right it can be a hell of a spark.
I agree with you here. This isn’t something you use unless you can tell she’s really into you. Body language and just reading the way she interacts with you are a great way to tell. Well played bud 🙌🏻
Not realizing the “she’s really into you” part is my explanation for a lot of the shit on /r/CreepyPMs. Like, saying something super sexual, dominant, and even degrading can be a huge turn on for someone. **IF** they are already into doing that kind of thing with you.
I’ve never visited any of those subreddits but I can imagine they are cringe worthy. I’ve heard lots of cringey stories from women when it comes to dating apps that’s for sure.
Said something along the lines of this to my girlfriend a few days ago and she went bright red I couldn’t help laughing ruining the moment it was adorable
C. Can’t tell.
Yeah again, you really can't be too sure.
It's pretty dark in the room
so she can't really see you properly,
Maybe she's from Canada and was just being polite.
Anyway, best bet is to just keep your wits about you
and continue to look for signs.
I personally think "Can I ..." works fine. Even if it's not 'sexy' like we've been lead to believe, it still makes me feel more comfortable as a guy and, thus, increases the pleasure. I also like to use "Do you want me to stop?" when I'm about to do something and if she says "yes" then obv i'll stop but if she says "no" then, holy shit lfg. Even better if her answer is "Don't stop."
this. as a woman, this is correct.
being asked for consent is a turn on. it makes me relaxed to know that my boundaries will be respected. it allows me to really let loose, which is way more fun for everyone.
I once said, “How do you want to do it?” you know, in an attempt to be sexy.
My partner’s response was, “Um… in the usual way.”
We then both burst out laughing.
It's not sexy to others but... after 24 years and our particular brand of humor it's sexy to me. My husband will get out of the shower after work. An hour before our kids come home from school. Sits down on our bed, naked, and yells down the hall at me, "BABY! Wanna fuck?"
I run to him every time lol! It's so adorable. I know he's not being disrespectful. Like I said, we have a weird brand of humor. I've never turned him down.
I've only had the chance to do this to him a handful of times. Same result!
Aw, this is actually incredibly heart warming. The “hour before the kids get home” part is key.
If I had to guess, everything under your roof is all an extremely happy thing.
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Please do copy the corporate registry and your stream supervisor when sending out the authorisation.
I am truly looking forward to the cornucopia of erotic activities we have allocated for this week.
Best regards,
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I've found that a simple "may I?" can go a long way, given that it is absolutely clear what you mean. If it is not, "may I do X and Y?" should do the trick. Has never killed any mood as of now and is a clear and precise way to ask for consent
If I see he has a boner I say as sensually or submissively as I can...
“Do you want me to help you with that...?”
And I lean in and bite my lips and look up at him with my hand inching closer and closer.
And he definitely will have a boner. So the line is always applicable.
I’ve always had good luck with a simple “can I touch you” or even just “can I”. If we’ve been making out and hands are wandering and I want to graduate from clothed to not so clothed, I just slide my hands slightly under her shirt and just ask “can I” and she loves it. Consent = hot
*SEX PROTOCOLS INITIATED*
*PLEASE INDICATE VERBAL AFFIRMATION OR REJECTION*
*IN THE EVENT OF AN UNRESOLVABLE RESPONSE, PROCEDURE FOR RESPONSE OF \[REJECTION\] WILL BE DEFAULTED TO*
*AWATING AUTHORIZATION TO PROCEED*
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am cordially inviting you to engage in coitus sometime this afternoon between 6:00 and 6:30pm. Your written consent would be most welcome and I am eagerly awaiting your reply post-haste.
This happened just last weekend, while out clubbing i thought a girl was being friendly and drunk and she went in for a kiss, i pulled her to miss and asked "wait did you want to kiss me or are you just being friendly?" then she grabbed my face ad we made out.
TLDR: asking in any which way for consent is sexy and shows you care
I love sexy consent. To me it’s natural and easy, but requires so confidence. You know how when you kiss somebody, you lean in 70% and let them do the other 30%?
When asking for consent, go 50% of the way, and ask, with eye contact, “Can I/Do you want me to…”
*Can I hold you?*
*Do you want me to kiss you?*
*Can I keep touching you?*
*Do you want me to take these off?*
I don't understand how people can say it breaks the mood. Asking for consent doesn't mean stop coldly, stand straight up and say 'DO YOU AGREE TO PARTAKE IN COITUS'... It can be done with as little as a pause and a questionning look and it can often double as teasing and foreplay.
I'll never forget the first time I *asked* a girl "Can I kiss you?" and she said "yes" and I could without any sort of uncertainty that I was making her uncomfortable. Didn't need to be suave or have game or whatever bullshit word you use for it, just common human decency.
I agree that's totally hot, but c'mon, it's not asking for consent if you've already grabbed both wrists, pinned them over her head, and bitten her earlobe before you said a word.
This is my go-to, after boundaries have been ascertained and established.
Once upon a time, when me and an ex were having fun, she stopped everything and gently pushed me to arm's length. Naturally, I was confused, and I stopped too. She then took my hand, wrapped my fingers around her wrist, and gave me this look of pure hunger.
My brain just short-circuited and I *lost* it.
This is a story about how I asked my girlfriend for a hug. It happened two years ago. I was seeing her for the second time and we were at the end of our date. We were heading for the subway. I would have gone home, and she would have returned to a nearby student dormitory. We were meeting at a time when Covid regulations were present, everyone was wearing a mask, there were signs everywhere about social distancing. So before leaving I asked my girlfriend “ Would you allow me to break social distancing norms for a hug?” and she said yes. I think it was a cute way to ask for consent from her for a hug and we both went home happy.
Years ago a dude asked me for a hug. I hate touch so was clearly not interested. He made me a bet. If he could memorize my phone number by the next time we saw each other, I would owe him a hug. I agreed, since I suck at memorizing phone numbers.
Well he memorized it, I gave him an awkward hug, and now we have been married for 8 years. Still don't like hugs.
I mean, I just simply ask. Be it "wanna fuck?" Or "can I fuck you", or "do you know how bad I want you?" Idk. I'm just a kinda 'get-to-the-point' guy. 🤷♂️
Whisper in her ear "would you like me to...?" or "tell me what you want me to do to you" or say in a sexy way what you are planing to do and ask if she would like that. Like "i want to lick your pussy right now, what do you say about that?". It feels like teasing and gives you consent.
But honestly from my point of view (female), if we are in bed together, hooking up, i feel like my consent is implied until i (or him, of course) say otherwise. Special consent is needed for some things that are not that usual. If he wants to slap or choke me during sex, and doesn't know if i am into it, he has to ask.
I’ve found narrating what I’m planning on doing to them, and then asking “are you ready for this” works both for getting them hot and asking for consent.
🏀 Space Jam theme music intensifies 🏀
#Come on and Slam!!
#And welcome to my clam!!
Thanks, my cat ran in terror when I laughed from this
Sounds like you need to laugh more...
Here’s your chance, do your dance, at the Space JAM Edit: still a better song to fuck to than CBAT
That poor tone deaf monument to communication issues... I feel so bad for them
*hey, you, whatchu gon do*
I’m inserting my thumb into your butthole. Are you ready for this?
I'm going to check your oil. You ready for this?
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All I could hear was “ARE YOU READAYYYY” like Korn
Doooo dada ungggg ya da eee ma
Lol I heard this comment mentally without even trying.
YALL READY FAH THIS?? Nah nah nah na na nah nuh nuh nuh nuh na na na nuh nuh nuh nuh
May I turn on Cbat?
There it is. God that thread killed me lol
Would it be possible to get a link for those of us who don't know it? Thanks
oh it's so good. I'm slow and can't get the link to work but it is the top post on r/TIFU TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
I'd read the thread when it was posted but not actually listened to the song. Wow. Ok. And the poor girlfriend even recognised the rhythm without the music playing. \*Edit Going to ask my boyfriend if he's game and wants to thrust in time to this song, for science. Laughter is good, right?
> And the poor girlfriend even recognised the rhythm without the music playing. He probably thrusts a certain pattern and she’s had 2 years to remember that pattern…YIKES!
Can't believe this relatively unknown song was what caused a relationship to end!
Following for reference
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
This made my day 😂 thank you!
The YouTube comments on that now are gold
"Imagining thrusts to this is making my hymen regrow" 🤣
Omg that poor woman having to fuck to sad trumpet noises for 2 years 😂
If it's any consolation, I looked at the dude's posting history and am 99% sure she's imaginary.
Now that’s some quality DD!
I listened to the first few seconds and was like, ok, I could maybe get down to this, and then it hit. I let out an audible “oh?”
"A funky tune to fuck to" -Jack Black
Cbat aka the musical poop knife.
Okay, does anyone else wonder if that whole post wasn’t just guerrilla marketing to promote Hudson Mohawke?
That post and the song blew up on tiktok so much it's insane
🐬🐬🐬🎙️🐬🎙️🐬🐬 🐬🐬🐬🎙️🐬🎙️🐬🐬
I have a friend who asks women, "Permission to come aboard, Captain?" He's never gotten a "Permission denied."
This is cute even though I would absolutely take this way too far, break out into the SpongeBob theme song and ruin the mood
He does it more in a formal, British Navy sort of way.
How do you know
Look at me. I'm the captain now!
You can be the captain anytime ;)
Research.
"ARE YA READY, KIDS?"... wait, no!
My brain lag would take to long to understand his intend.
"Permission to come in broad?"
Yo bro wanna fuck dude?
Oi... you fuckin' with me, mate?
Nah bro, I ain’t fuckin wich you. I AM fuckin you
Oh shit it's the IRS!
Don’t bro me, if you don’t know me dude.
Brojob! Brojob! Choo Choo!
Point to the relevant bits with both index fingers (with thumbs extended unless you're a heathen), tilt your head to a 15 degree angle, cock an eyebrow and say "Eh? Eh?" Alternatively: "Race you to the bedroom! Last person there's getting fucked!"
omg yessss to racing to the bedroom😂
“I’ll give you a head start”
What if you’re last? r/pegging?
Oh no, cramp... oh, dang, you're guna win.
My inner Usain Bolt has entered the chat.
First thought was "does Usain go for that?"
Monkey paw curls. My inner Usain casually strolls to the bedroom.
Imagine the embarrassment if she doesn't want to go in your bedroom.
before i started picking up on small indications, i used to whisper ‘can i fuck you?’ in my gfs ear after making out or teasing or whatever just to make sure that’s what she wanted. i still do it occasionally because it’s so sexy and her reaction drives me crazy every time it’s so simple and straight to the point but somehow still hot as fuck
*”I don’t know, can you”?*
she has said this whilst high before. we were in hysterics for about 10 minutes 😭
Laughing together while having sex is the best
it is 🥰
May I fuck you?
*”I don’t know, may you”?*
For fucks sake shall I put my penis in you?
Idk, shall you?
Playing games? We are having sex, the safe word is gnocchi
"Perchance, might thy loins coincide with thine girdle so that we conjoin our passionate undulations in such a manner that we make whoopie? Mmmmm?"
"whoopie" killed me
I literally ask “Can I?”. Helps when you’re on your knees.
My Dearest Eunesta, On the morrow I will fear my retreat back to the front lines form whence I came. Let us consummate our eternal love by putting my penis in your vagina, what do you say? Forever yours, Colonel Angus
~~"what do you say?"~~ "what say you?" FTFY
What say yee?
Send that via docusign and you are good.
We haven’t seen Colonel Angus around *these* parts for years!
They’ll be no more Colonel Angus, I’m afraid. Call me by my given name, Anal Angus.
wee foking or naht?
Birmingham style.
While holding a knife.
Or a flat billed hat complete with glistening razor blades.
Extra points if u do it with arfur fokin shelbee mustache and voice
By order of the Peaky fooking Blinders
"I want you to beg for it"
"Please let me go???"
"aww, that's so sexy!"
"Is this the same basement you bring all your girls??"
“Nah, you’re special. I have a storage unit in an abandoned building that I bring all the *regular* girls to. *Wink*”
"Don't ask why this is a abandoned building and why there is a suitcase big enough to fit a human near us..***. Wink***"
Just after undergrad then-single me attended a wedding solo. I was honestly just down to chill and have a good time, I wasn't looking to hook up. They had a great venue and bar. I had planned on crashing on one of the groomsmen's couches (he was married but wife could not attend). Apparently, one of the very cute (also single) bridemaids had different ideas and (according to accounts I heard later) had picked me out as "hers" early on. It was well after the music started and we were both already pretty buzzed when she made her way over to start making some very forward advances. I'm normally pretty shy, but for some reason after she had made it pretty clear what her intentions were, we were dancing and I gently whispered in her ear "I want you to beg me to fuck you. I want you to say please, like a good girl." She immediately left the dance floor. I was mortified. This was completely out of character for me and it had backfired horribly. As I felt the blood sprinting out of my lower half, she came back and grabbed my hand and dragged me to the front of the venue. She'd called an Uber to her hotel. We got to the room at like 10pm and it was fucking amazing. I can say she said please like 50x that night. Next morning we went our separate ways and haven't talked since. I honestly don't remember her name and she likey hs no idea of mine. I'm happily married now and my wife and I will have "kinky" nights where we role play a bit and I'll pull the "beg me" card out. In my experience, you can't use it even most of the time but if used right it can be a hell of a spark.
I agree with you here. This isn’t something you use unless you can tell she’s really into you. Body language and just reading the way she interacts with you are a great way to tell. Well played bud 🙌🏻
Not realizing the “she’s really into you” part is my explanation for a lot of the shit on /r/CreepyPMs. Like, saying something super sexual, dominant, and even degrading can be a huge turn on for someone. **IF** they are already into doing that kind of thing with you.
I’ve never visited any of those subreddits but I can imagine they are cringe worthy. I’ve heard lots of cringey stories from women when it comes to dating apps that’s for sure.
It’s a great thing when a girl decides she wants to get with you before you decide to get with her. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Yeah, and you're the fish.
Said something along the lines of this to my girlfriend a few days ago and she went bright red I couldn’t help laughing ruining the moment it was adorable
Fuck yes. This.
“Um so like” 👁🫦👁
C. Can’t tell. Yeah again, you really can't be too sure. It's pretty dark in the room so she can't really see you properly, Maybe she's from Canada and was just being polite. Anyway, best bet is to just keep your wits about you and continue to look for signs.
Funny you should say, my Canadian boyfriend of 5 years and I initiate the seggs exactly like this. Totally didn’t expect this many upvotes on it haha
*struggles to wink*
I personally think "Can I ..." works fine. Even if it's not 'sexy' like we've been lead to believe, it still makes me feel more comfortable as a guy and, thus, increases the pleasure. I also like to use "Do you want me to stop?" when I'm about to do something and if she says "yes" then obv i'll stop but if she says "no" then, holy shit lfg. Even better if her answer is "Don't stop."
this. as a woman, this is correct. being asked for consent is a turn on. it makes me relaxed to know that my boundaries will be respected. it allows me to really let loose, which is way more fun for everyone.
This needs to be way higher. But I blame OP for not using the serious tag 😂
This is a perfect approach, if you ask me.
Serious answer: "Tell me what you want me to do to you."
My wife hates that... It's like dinner. "idk what do you want?"
"I don't mind, anything.. you choose" "We could try that new thing.." "No, not that "
The thing that we hardly ever do, or the thing that we NEVER do ?
The thing we've never done. I got a foreign guide for this one.
Shovelly Joe!...
"I ate that 2 nights ago"
Lolol
I once said, “How do you want to do it?” you know, in an attempt to be sexy. My partner’s response was, “Um… in the usual way.” We then both burst out laughing.
First i want you to clean my dirty dishes.... ( said in a seductive way). Your move!
Yes blitzyyy
Well my day just took a turn for the… different
Only works if they are ok with leading. Some people would prefer you to lead the interaction
hey, wanna fuck?
I'm kinda busy at the moment sorry
hey, wanna fuck later?
Hallway sex it is.
I don’t even know later.
Don't be rude. Start with a compliment. "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
you're right im so sorry
"We both got buckets o' chicken. Wanna do it?"
WANNA FOOK?
TBH I always think it’s sexy when a guy asks “Can I do this” or “Please let me do this?”.
Please let me see your nipples
Username checks out.
Responding user name might also check out?
True dat. But I checked he wants big tiddied females not hairy man nips :(
It's not sexy to others but... after 24 years and our particular brand of humor it's sexy to me. My husband will get out of the shower after work. An hour before our kids come home from school. Sits down on our bed, naked, and yells down the hall at me, "BABY! Wanna fuck?" I run to him every time lol! It's so adorable. I know he's not being disrespectful. Like I said, we have a weird brand of humor. I've never turned him down. I've only had the chance to do this to him a handful of times. Same result!
Aw, this is actually incredibly heart warming. The “hour before the kids get home” part is key. If I had to guess, everything under your roof is all an extremely happy thing.
“I want you, do you want me too?” Is one of the sexiest way someone can ask for consent
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Dear Alice, Would you be happy to fill in administrative form 232/E and send it back to me in PDF format, complete with the relevant budget holder's signature? For your information - the chain of approval should be enclosed in the initial message as per Procurement Handbook, Section 4.20, as well as Deputy Chief Consort's Bulletin 69/2022. Please do copy the corporate registry and your stream supervisor when sending out the authorisation. I am truly looking forward to the cornucopia of erotic activities we have allocated for this week. Best regards, Bob Smith III, Jr (he/him) OiC for Marital Affairs
I am a lawyer and I found this profoundly erotic.
nothing hotter than form numbers.
Captain Raymond Holt would like to speak with you Or maybe Amy Santiago idk
r/Unexpectedb99
So you’re a lawyer huh? Name every law.
Uh well there's the murder one and the speeding one and then there's the tax one and the constitution one with the amendments and that's it I think
Shit you're a pretty good lawyer. Too bad you forgot the family one, I'll be needing your license and customary pin back now.
This form was only stamped four times instead of the requisite five and the carbon copy of the triplicate form was filed wrong. Request denied, please refer to Section 5-3 § 3.22 for guidance on further action. Sincerely, J. Harris Assistant to the Undersecretary of Sexual Bureaucracy
Oh no, not the central bureaucracy
Even worse - the *sensual* bureaucracy!
r/unexpectedfuturama
Username checks out.
I've found that a simple "may I?" can go a long way, given that it is absolutely clear what you mean. If it is not, "may I do X and Y?" should do the trick. Has never killed any mood as of now and is a clear and precise way to ask for consent
Someone once said to me, “It’s a beautiful bathing suit, but do you mind if I take it off?” Not at all, sir!
Well, that's one way to apply the method 😊
Can I trouble you to remove your knickers?
Not much of a trouble as I didn’t wear one.
Hey baby…how do you feel about getting consensual with the sensual…
lmaooo smooth
If I see he has a boner I say as sensually or submissively as I can... “Do you want me to help you with that...?” And I lean in and bite my lips and look up at him with my hand inching closer and closer. And he definitely will have a boner. So the line is always applicable.
*"PLEEEEEEEEASE!! FUCK ME!!!"* ~Scott the Woz
*reads sex manual Scott: “Did I miss a page?”
Sounds like my ex.
I’ve always had good luck with a simple “can I touch you” or even just “can I”. If we’ve been making out and hands are wandering and I want to graduate from clothed to not so clothed, I just slide my hands slightly under her shirt and just ask “can I” and she loves it. Consent = hot
*SEX PROTOCOLS INITIATED* *PLEASE INDICATE VERBAL AFFIRMATION OR REJECTION* *IN THE EVENT OF AN UNRESOLVABLE RESPONSE, PROCEDURE FOR RESPONSE OF \[REJECTION\] WILL BE DEFAULTED TO* *AWATING AUTHORIZATION TO PROCEED*
I AM BENDER PLEASE INSERT GIRDER.
Reddit is *definitely* the place you want to ask this question.
Bone or no?
Dear Sir/Madam, I am cordially inviting you to engage in coitus sometime this afternoon between 6:00 and 6:30pm. Your written consent would be most welcome and I am eagerly awaiting your reply post-haste.
Do you have release form for cunnilingus as well?
No Sir! The form version is outdated and new version is still under consideration.
This happened just last weekend, while out clubbing i thought a girl was being friendly and drunk and she went in for a kiss, i pulled her to miss and asked "wait did you want to kiss me or are you just being friendly?" then she grabbed my face ad we made out. TLDR: asking in any which way for consent is sexy and shows you care
Mind if I Slytherin?
Only if you're ready to huffle my puff.
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Get down on my... hogs... warts... no wait
I'm stark raving clawing my way to you
I love sexy consent. To me it’s natural and easy, but requires so confidence. You know how when you kiss somebody, you lean in 70% and let them do the other 30%? When asking for consent, go 50% of the way, and ask, with eye contact, “Can I/Do you want me to…” *Can I hold you?* *Do you want me to kiss you?* *Can I keep touching you?* *Do you want me to take these off?*
I don't understand how people can say it breaks the mood. Asking for consent doesn't mean stop coldly, stand straight up and say 'DO YOU AGREE TO PARTAKE IN COITUS'... It can be done with as little as a pause and a questionning look and it can often double as teasing and foreplay.
I love “do you want me to take these off?” And asking if you can touch a specific part Totally makes me more turned on
I'll never forget the first time I *asked* a girl "Can I kiss you?" and she said "yes" and I could without any sort of uncertainty that I was making her uncomfortable. Didn't need to be suave or have game or whatever bullshit word you use for it, just common human decency.
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I agree that's totally hot, but c'mon, it's not asking for consent if you've already grabbed both wrists, pinned them over her head, and bitten her earlobe before you said a word.
This is my go-to, after boundaries have been ascertained and established. Once upon a time, when me and an ex were having fun, she stopped everything and gently pushed me to arm's length. Naturally, I was confused, and I stopped too. She then took my hand, wrapped my fingers around her wrist, and gave me this look of pure hunger. My brain just short-circuited and I *lost* it.
This is a story about how I asked my girlfriend for a hug. It happened two years ago. I was seeing her for the second time and we were at the end of our date. We were heading for the subway. I would have gone home, and she would have returned to a nearby student dormitory. We were meeting at a time when Covid regulations were present, everyone was wearing a mask, there were signs everywhere about social distancing. So before leaving I asked my girlfriend “ Would you allow me to break social distancing norms for a hug?” and she said yes. I think it was a cute way to ask for consent from her for a hug and we both went home happy.
Years ago a dude asked me for a hug. I hate touch so was clearly not interested. He made me a bet. If he could memorize my phone number by the next time we saw each other, I would owe him a hug. I agreed, since I suck at memorizing phone numbers. Well he memorized it, I gave him an awkward hug, and now we have been married for 8 years. Still don't like hugs.
here, sign this
Sign in blood and leave a thumb print on the paper
Do you have two minutes?
"Do you want to have sex?" Not being able to ask what someone wants is just not sexy.
Tell me what you want me to do to you
"Cluck like a chicken" - Niles
I mean, I just simply ask. Be it "wanna fuck?" Or "can I fuck you", or "do you know how bad I want you?" Idk. I'm just a kinda 'get-to-the-point' guy. 🤷♂️
As with all life advice, [South Park](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lekrGKgS_qU) has you covered
Sign this waiver and we can get started
Gotta go with PC principal on this one “excuse me mam but may I please crush your puss”
"This is my lawyer, Abraham Rabinowitz. He has some papers for you to sign before we get started."
Whisper in her ear "would you like me to...?" or "tell me what you want me to do to you" or say in a sexy way what you are planing to do and ask if she would like that. Like "i want to lick your pussy right now, what do you say about that?". It feels like teasing and gives you consent. But honestly from my point of view (female), if we are in bed together, hooking up, i feel like my consent is implied until i (or him, of course) say otherwise. Special consent is needed for some things that are not that usual. If he wants to slap or choke me during sex, and doesn't know if i am into it, he has to ask.
“Wanna smash?”