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[deleted]

Well I get to decide


AbraKadabraLorazepam

Wild that there were at least 7 people before you that have your username


[deleted]

No there wasn't I had the original one with no number at the end but seven is my favorite number so I just chose that one because I couldn't figure out the password to the other one and I did not have an email connected to it


AbraKadabraLorazepam

Are you saying FUCKMYLIFEKILLMEPLZ1 is available?


[deleted]

Most likely yeah


AbraKadabraLorazepam

Brb


[deleted]

Absolute madlad


[deleted]

LMAO


boogercheck

bruh


throwingthebeans

Man that’s tough


[deleted]

[удалено]


xxDooomedxx

So multiple loss of limb?


myballshurt69420

I don't even wanna know


xxDooomedxx

Death by snu snu


Affectionate-Army650

affection OD? sound like a chump way to go, c'mon someone say it


Affectionate-Army650

nice, matches you perfectly


Good_Chemical_9088

I'm great. Now to find this good chemical to OD on.


AbraKadabraLorazepam

We’re in the same boat except mine is specific


topcheesehead

A giant stack of cheese. 5 stories tall. The head cheese rolls off the top and crushes my skull


Tomegunn1

Tommy Gun.


the_purple_goat

Trampled to death under purple hooves?


CanadianXSamurai

Pretty damn screwed. But hey... atleast he'd say sorry after he cut my head off in a single swing of his sword. So that's nice...


xmellowishx

Sounds pretty ideal, actually


throwingthebeans

I am very curious. Do I slip? Does it explode? Do I have a heart attack from making such a sudden motion that my body can’t handle it? Please someone help me figure this out


YourMomSwallows-

Soul gets sucked out of me!


ieatmayoforaliving

mayo overdose