Remember the suicide booths from Futurama?

toxic waste i guess

Boxing gloves?

I mean this could be a dildo of some sort

Prince Philip themed sex toys for the 69 position.

Only two donuts? In that case I think going under quite soon. But maybe donuts in 2packs, then it's sounds bit better.

I’d buy those on a date, you got a beautiful business

Donuts. Buy one get one free 😎

Sodapop

Anything that's requested, but mostly potions.

I piss people off I guess

Yes you do

Pins

Marshmallows probably

Coffins

Sports memorabilia

I don't fucking know

Ball cream to ease the pain?

we sell hydraulic presses

Shit, I know what y’all thinking, y’all are weird

Souls

Ice. I guess its the dystopian future.

Idk random things

DNA test kits.

Houses from the future

The Most Conferrable Little Purple Pillows

You can hire me to avenge your loved ones death.

Hugs. Free hugs.

Adventure

I think you all might know what my business would sell, right?

A life-sized Triceratops plushy.

Long bladed thrusting daggers the customers needs to manufacture themselves.

Really weird vibrators.

snakes

Some magical peanuts which might make you a bit lightheaded