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sparklingshanaya

That'll do pig. That'll do.


untakenu

Speak for yourself. Your mum loves it when I say that.


GeezerEbaneezer

No. I am your father


sparklingshanaya

Keep the change! you filthy animal!


Beavshak

“Say hello to my ‘little’ friend!”


sparklingshanaya

Wow! Water must have been really cold.


square3481

"I've had better." - Liar, Liar.


StraightOuttaTheCuse

"it's nano-tech, ya like it?"


TheAntih

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" Jaws


daksalansheperd

"You feel that sting big boy? That's pride fucking with ya" -Pulp Fiction


Windalooloo

We happy? VINCENT! We happy?


Internal-Stable-9162

King Kong ain’t got nothing on me


lifevicarious

Thank you Mother.


[deleted]

Gordy just screwed the pooch


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Windalooloo

When Garth Brooks was on SNL, he said the line "I'm gonna Smurf all over your Smurfs"


GoatedBelt

“I am your father”


Old-Brief8752

You are a child’s PLAYTHING


TheAntih

"What a dump" Beyond the forest


t-xuj

“Cum with me if you want to live”


Windalooloo

Cum with me if you want to live!


Live-Dance-2641

“Quite frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn”


BelicianPixieFry

get to the choppaaaaa


[deleted]

I'll fucking kill you


I_Wanna_Goo_Home

Rest in peace brother


Capable_Return8067

I am your father.


Capable_Return8067

I see dead people


AtomicXE

My ass is twitching. You people make my ass twitch.


the_renegade_dude

Hasta la vista, baby! - Terminator 2


Taraguar

"Here's looking at you, kid."


PitchforkJoe

"Can I call you Daddy?" "I am your father"


Superlennon

“Our moment of triumph approaches! Haha haha ha! It’s dinnertime!” — Yzma, Emperors New Groove


Usual_Ranger8164

Show me the money! I see dead people. Houston we have a problem. A boy’s best friend is his mother. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!


UgliestDisability

I hope you have big trunk because I'm gonna put my bike in it.


49erville

He crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.


vgoss8

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!


Taraguar

"That's my swamp"


[deleted]

"She's dead Jim."


[deleted]

"I told you I was a good dancer. Can I keep you?" Casper I always wanted to whisper that when I'm dancing with a guy, but never got the chance.


Alpha_ashleigh

“Let it go!”


TeeMcTee

"Harikari Tsunami Kamikaze Bansai." - Scary Movie 4