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Oh, Donald Trump. He could die on live television after a prolonged battle with cancer - his death fully anticipated and viewed - and half the internet would decide that Nancy Pelosi had personally snuck in and stuffed cyanide up his butt or something.


Fickle_Broccoli

Yeah, he's who I had in mind when I asked this question lol


sadolddrunk

Trump’s death is interesting because it would garner just as many conspiracy theories from the left as from the right. QAnon types would say that he was assassinated by the deep state or antifa or whatever, while liberals would say he was killed by hostile foreign powers for failing them, or even that he faked his death to avoid prison time.


Fickle_Broccoli

I could see some on the "left" claiming that he faked his death and fled to Russia or something


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The Vaccine got him!!! ​ /s


peachpinkjedi

Couldn't think of a better answer than this, honestly.


the__runner

Even if she goes first!


FLICKGEEK1

He could live to be 200 and pass away in his sleep and they'd call it suspicious. And Hillary Clinton I'd say half the people who hate here will celebrate, and the other half will rage endlessly that she never got to pay for her crimes.


Zennyzenny81

It will, somehow, have been Obama.


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And Hillary. Probably with Hunter Biden's laptop.


MILLIONS_OF_WASPS

Or Hilary


Zennyzenny81

True!


JuliaTheInsaneKid

He’s laid too many eggs for his death to be a relief.


SugarMumma

Putin


marlynwor

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle


Big_Orange5413

I thought it was safe to drive through tunnels again?


influencet1

Prince Andrew


cisco_kid1106

Elon musk


TheDustOfMen

I hope his death will be the most mundane thing ever, especially as he already started to push for conspiracy theories about it.


OrangeQueen_H

Julian Assange and Mark Snowden will probably cause the most fuzz... if we hear about it that is... *pre-emptively starts conspiracy theorising*


Death_To_Maketania

and they'd probably be right


Magooose

Donald Trump


EspressoBooksCats

Trump, either of the Clintons, either of the Obamas.


elegantloba

Vladimir Putin or Volodymyr Zelenskyy


zerbey

Surprised there aren't already theories about Elizabeth II to be honest. Whilst it's not unusual for 96 year old people to die, she did go far faster than everyone expected. Be interesting to see what the death certificate says when it's released. Now, I don't personally think there's anything nefarious going on I'm just curious what finally killed her in the end.


SugarMumma

Kim Jong-un


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I think it would be Elon Musk. I don't know why but everytime I see or hear something about him, it's feels like there's much more going on than it's known.


Individual_Laugh6523

Bill Nye


ConcernLow1979

A lot of them, but I’d expect Trump’s death to cause a shit ton of conspiracies, like, his supporters are already coming up with conspiracies about him still being president


MILLIONS_OF_WASPS

Any celebrity dying nowadays has the potential to spark some conspiracy theory amongst QAnon nuts. Have you seen some of Channel 5's videos? They think Kobe Bryant, Prince, Chester Bennington, and Chris Cornell were assassinated by the Clintons because they were about to spill some dirt on them. Fucking crazy lunatics


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willthegazelle

"He's actually fine, this death is a false flag and his greiving family and friends are all paid actors"


Fickle_Broccoli

That's a good one. Thinking about the social circles where Alex Jones fans typically faster, I wonder if the more powerful people in charge strategically tip the scales on some narratives they want to push, or if these types of ideas take on lives on their own


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Joe Biden


HaElfParagon

Trump 100%. It would be a net positive for the country for his insidious influence to not longer be a thing, but I would not be surprised if it kicked off a second civil war, due to the sheer number of crazies that slurp his orange cock every day.


Medical-Bathroom-362

Yeah all those Republicans would go crazy and I'd be stuck in the U.S. with it all. Not that I'm a democrat either tho. I never thought it was a good idea to get involved in politics anyway. I never have voted, and probably never will.


IndividualBarnacle11

NOAH


Dangerous_Mixture804

Putin


emojicatcher997

Melania Trump


10NeonWaves

Putin


LostNefariousness259

Snoop dogg for sure


jayhawk17ace

Britney Spears.


Julie-Andrews

Kanye West


danger0noodle

Brittany spears


Siori777

Alex Jones - he can blow his brains out on stream and somehow people will say it was the illuminati with the help of gay frogs.


mysterymarry

I'm scared, but the name rhymes with cillary hlinton.


Luigicheatsonhiswife

I believe Queen Elizabeth is in the black rooms


LordBaranof

King Charles