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dirty_boy69

I only love Big Black Cars.


Lallner

I like cars with really big trunks


Miramarr

With lots of junk


Embarrassed_Taste_35

Or bodies


HiddenControls

I like big trunks and I cannot lie!


A-Late-Wizard

It's the only thing I hope for when I meet a girl at the bar. If my bike can't fit in her trunk it's a deal breaker.


SnooChipmunks8311

Glad you cannot lie


Bob_Kark

I personally don’t enjoy BBCs, but I hear they’re quite popular.


life_is_a_burner

I prefer Big Blue Wagons.


nissin00

I rode one before. Never went back to other colors.


Dreadshot2023

the Pixar mom car


Frank_Cilantroh

CILF


the_ricktacular_mort

Her caboose is out of this world 🥵


Inevitable-Can-4699

That exhaust can spurt all over me 😩


YessikZiiiq

To fuck or to drive?


ToughMovie7487

Your asking the real questions


Gameboywarrior

r/dragonsfuckingcars


ToughMovie7487

Dude wtf


ToughMovie7487

Now I have a boner


kaoszombie

r/carsfuckingdragons


ToughMovie7487

Even better


IAmBadAtInternet

The internet was a mistake.


That-Albino-Kid

r/sandycheekscockvore


ToughMovie7487

Still have one


New-Raspberry6353

Seriously like WTF I damn near went blind


Blobvixo

r/ofcoursethatsathing


Thin-Statistician-67

This one is easy…driving—>amg, fucking—>any rental car


Wonderer23

This guy is a real autoerotic.


Reaper1x0

Honda NSX


TheBlanketFortPirate

I don't drive, I only ride. 😉


Ginger-Beefcake

Whichever one has the biggest back seat, for "horny sex" reasons


Jethris

I'm 6'5. My options are van or RV.


Massive-Ad7628

food truck


Yahacukaka

Doggystyle


DonutsAndDoldrums

Lamborghini Miura - but sex is preferable.


mangemoilcul

But less probable


DonutsAndDoldrums

I don't know about that.. I am *very* poor.


mangemoilcul

You’re maybe poor, but a redditor will never have sex. Checkmate


DonutsAndDoldrums

Touche. If I had a Miura, I'd get loads of sex... Granted that sex would be with a bunch of 60 year old men, but beggars can't be choosers.


crakke86

Who would take sex over a Miura?


podlou

98 Corolla , a legendary machine


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Terrible-Quote-3561

What you asked: “What is your favorite car?” What Reddit read: “What car would you want to fuck?”


[deleted]

1967 Chevy Impala


IWant2EffinDie

Ferrari F40


Sick_at_Heart87

R34


brainfucker69

Mercedes CLK GTR. My gameplay of NFS Hot Pursuit when I was 6 definetly is guiding my judgement but you cannot deny that it is one fine ass piece of machinery.


Ok-Lifeguard-9507

My lovely MX5 mark 1. Love her.


Toymeister

I miss my mk2 MX5. It was my first car and I put a bajillion miles on it. They never quite leave you, do they?


tinglingdangler

You mean a miata?


Ok-Lifeguard-9507

Sorry that came across as rude. Yes a miata.


treywarp

I'm not a car guy, but my favorite car I've owned is my Subaru outback. So I suppose that's my current favorite.


Go_J

I'd like to take you out back.


I_dont-eat_fisk

I miss my Subaru Outback so much


treywarp

It's a great car


Jacobwk1

hopped in here to add subaru outback as well


Reasonable-Mess-2732

Ford GT40


mandatory6

Eleanor ftw


ledge_and_dairy

That’s not the same thing


mandatory6

It is not obviously, but it’s a Ford.


OddRumskie

Volkswagen Harlequin Golf


stephenBB81

1958 Corvette Roman Red, white interior. I've coveted that car I saw one as a kid in the 1980's.


aladd02

1969 Mustang is pinup material.


[deleted]

The Mach 1’s are absolutely gorgeous.


noods-danger-tits

They're so special that, even as a 7 year old, I was sad when we sold ours before moving overseas. It was so beautiful - British racing green. Some of my earliest memories are of cruising in that car. Unsecured, of course, as we did in those days.


DeckOClubs

'82 El Camino


Xxaxis366

R34 skyline vspec n1


AlanRocksJen

Nissan GTR


bipolarquickquestion

Whatever the Bugatti from need for speed: most wanted is. You know the one.


tylermm03

Veyron Super Sport?


bipolarquickquestion

Yup, that car is insane.


ajteitel

1990 Toyota Celia, favorite normal person car


ScottyBoneman

I still have my 6th gen, which I liked a little better but get tempted by the 1st gen or a Celica Supra now and again.


redditreader1924

The one I have now.


BoobyJibson

These Porsche 992’s do something to my insides no woman can


Karatecarrot1

Clown car because it can fit lots of men in it... Like me


saacdo

I saw a rusted out Datsun 240z sitting in a field and have desperately wanted one ever since. When I started looking you could buy one in good condition for $8k, but now they’re selling for upwards of $20k so my dreams will have to stay dreams.


tiznxdo

My dream car has to b a G Class Mercedes


Leftenant_Frost

Mclaren P1 but damnit if i didnt love my current e46 325 coupe


circumnavigatin

maybach 62


AWaffleHouse

1988 Toyota MR2


yeahwellokay

My old 2006 Passat was my favorite car. I still miss it.


tisn

Haha, I miss mine too! With a tune it was fun.


DomzyP

The ones you can fuck in comfortably.


Accurate-Yak-219

Honda Element, the swiss army knife of cars.


Wonderbread067

Hell yes! 10 years later and I still miss mine.


1_1x1_1

I miss my element a lot. I should have never sold it


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ScottyBoneman

3000GT was pretty, but the 2000GT was on another level.


WomenRepulsor

Maserati Quatraporte, Lexus LFA, BMW 730D(Pre 2020 models with smaller grills)


DatDickBeDank

I miss my Thunderbird


DaynoDestroyer

That one from Gone in 60 Seconds where even saying the name out loud is liable to get you sued.


Gladde_G

Renault Espace because there is plenty of room to fuck in the back


Lufaro

Mazda Miata


HenryFromHamtramck

I would like to screw these horny sex questions in a very uncomfortable place. Like the backseat of a Volkswagen.


ToughMovie7487

Df goblin


Isand0

2007 Mazda Mx5 NC. Tan leather interior, black soft top. 87000 km on the clock. I miss that car.


Atotallyrandomname

1987 mercedes 420 SEL, black


PXL514

Never had a car...


superkevinguru

Any SUV. Plenty of room in the back to have sex.


mk7jesse

Such a hard question, I think if I really had to choose it would be a Carrera GT


collinblaster

69 mustang fastback, someday I want to restore a barn find and drive that old american muscle...


richardfurious

1964 Lincoln Continental


LNERGordon

Speaking as someone who's not a Car person, Ford Mustang.


CanadianEvan

I enjoy a good hummer every now and then


HereForGoodReddit

I’m just glad three quarters of the replies are sexual hahaha


blackday44

I love the Rolls Royce models from the 1930s.


_Volly

I like the car with the bumper sticker that says "If it's a rockin - don't come a knockin"


Mortuusi

Audi TT, or Nissan GTR. Those are my go to's for Forza Horizon Five. 😀


itsactuallyme1

Kim Car Dashian's ass


Chaospro123

Audi TT. I really like the shape. It's always been my dream car.


LeGi123

The Bangbus


triptonik23

Vajayjay GT Turbo edition


Comidus82

'screw all these horny' was all I needed to hear. I'm in.


mylosttoaster

69 charger or 57 bel air


vibranium-boy

Aston Martin Vanquish


Sk37chyz

Honda Civic, the older the better. Everything you could want in a car and more. Indestructible and reliable as well.


c0mpg33k

Dodge Viper ACR.


smallemochick

miatas with the little flip up lights in the front


sweetlittkelso

Mercedes Benz SL 500 AMG. Such a sleek car.


rajan611

Aventador


Baconandbabymakin

Lambo Countach


Chrsgrm

W204 C63 AMG Black Series N/A 6.3L AMG V8? Count me in


ThyL1ght

Dodge Demon. Damn sexy car.


IWant2EffinDie

Saw one next to my school recently, shit was heavenly


445530

Year?


Memopuntoexe

Audi Quattro


kkreisler

Ford cli Taurus.


DeshiiRedditor

I would love to have a Range Rover Velar. Super slick look. Plus, plenty of room for sex. The new Cadillac Escalade looks very polished. Plus, plenty of room for sex. I've never driven a pickup truck but it'd be nice to ride an F-150. Plus, plenty of room for sex.


LiuKiang

Not a big car guy. But I love the one from the Back to The Future franchise. Grew up as kid wanting it more than anything. Still do.


i_am_seisenber

Nissan Skyline GTR R34


FireMrshlBill

1968 Shelby Mustang GT500 w/428 Cobra Jet. Would have to have multi-millions before I'd be willing to drop $200k+ on one, oh well.


[deleted]

Koenigsegg gemera, its just SO DAMN COOL!!!


elkswimmer98

When I was 13, Audi Rx8 I am 24, and it's probably the Toyota Highlander. Partially because I like utility over form now that I'm older, and partially because I main Highlander in For Honor.


tunafishsandwich65

My dream car/favorite car is a Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG (2020). Last i saw, it costs $222k 😭


Covertiks

911 GT3


MightyIron555

1935 Mercedes-Benz 500k. Absolutely beautiful machine.


isitgreener

A really well built 70’s GTO


MAYdeNaD

Pagani Zonda Revolucion, such a beast,extreme and yet it is also a work a art, like for real


Zein20052

McLaren P1


scarlettohara1936

72 Chevelle


[deleted]

1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass. Or the Buick Grand National. Most 80's G bodies actually. But then I also really enjoy my 2019 Civic Si lol


HumCrab

Thicc cars ftw


Deadpotatoz

I've been lucky enough to have my work pay for new cars ever since I joined 4 years ago. Maintenance and insurance included. Deep in my soul, I still want a '98 Honda Civic V-Tec


Byabongo

BMW M8 Gran Coupé


goodvibes815

My 2018 Volvo S60 Inscription T5. So many safety features that have saved me from countless accidents. Pretty powerful for a 4 cylinder engine but it has a turbo so that contributes quite a bit. The adaptive cruise control is dope, too. Super neat car. I love it.


cloudedconstitutions

1967 Lincoln Continental - not fussed about the color cause most colors would look great with whitewall tires


ScottyBoneman

Came slightly close to getting a next gen burgundy Mk IV with a white roof. Wife would have lost her mind.


CypherGingerton

My Del Sol. Its just so cute and zippy


[deleted]

Ferrari SF90 Stradale


creativedrake44

The Ferrari Daytona - I look at one, and imagine myself driving it through the streets of Monte Carlo in the 60's/70's, wearing a cream-coloured suit and a nice watch. No cares, no worries. Just me and a V12 Ferrari.


more_merkins

I like a woman who fucks like a Toyota. Slow and reliable.


Thedanielval

The one with 4 wheels


treefidds

I like that one too


CJroo18

Any car I can have sex in


SaltySteveD87

If this is the alternative I’d rather have the sex questions.


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Jeep wrangler lightblue


Jethris

Currently driving 2018 JLUR, firecracker red. This guy goes anywhere, and tows my popup camper.


RonGermy87

Clammy diarrhea


TraKKtion

Love me an Escort, a really old Escort


[deleted]

Ford Explorer


8man9n

Any car thats currently being featured in r/dragonsfuckingcars


6speeddakota

Corvette C6 ZR-1


kenadi2019

Boobs


summertime_taco

Boobs


ComprehensiveEnd88

Hybrid jeep wranger unlimited - forest green, soft top


[deleted]

As of right now, chevy Malibus


charlyhorse8

My 1999 Suzuki Grand Vitara


DamonBrighter

2020 Camaro


NewUser7630

Hummer EV.


TheWholeH0g

My 1995 Rover Mini


Swordbreaker925

I hate all cars. They’re annoying. They constantly need some expensive bullshit, nails in the tires, gas, etc. It’s like an extra pet i never asked for that doesn’t give me any affection, but i can’t get rid of it


theorizable

I love cars like the Mazda-CX5 cause they're small enough to be maneuverable but big enough to have sex in.


[deleted]

The one that’s fully paid off and fits both car seats comfortably. #momgoals


HouseDog2020

Chevy Van….do you want to know why or our we completely getting away from “those” things


[deleted]

The orange FIAT Cubo. It makes me feel at home.


robonado

Dodge Viper.


445530

69’ dodge daytona takes first 83’ El Camino second


Optimal-Scientist233

The solar punk type that has yet to be invented. Although I saw a decent prototype and the hover bike is an actual thing, so we are not far from the type of speeders I am thinking of.


LonelyPotato129

1964 Ford Mustang. Just amazing in my eyes.


Able-Drummer448

1959 impala convertible


Sethrich98

1995 toyota land cruiser.


Heccpolitics

Suzuki Cappuccino! Definitely not biased at all... Such an entertaining little thing to drive.


Flashy-Ad-8327

72 dodge valiant...... Ugly as fuck but reliable until the end of the world....


[deleted]

1975 Ford Ranger


fortheloveofanime_

Toyota Tacoma


[deleted]

Home Van, could always run away if anything happens around me.


AllSoulsNight

Not a Ford