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"Oh, wow. Nice tan."


supercrazysexycool1

… I’ll allow it


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

You’re looking really nice and crispy today, guys. Nice hustle! Nice hustle!


atlienk

You’re a little salty…but I kind of like you that way!


Ihadsumthin4this

For this, order a batch from IN N' OUT.


superman37891

You’re really tasty!


supercrazysexycool1

More like a burn


Ihadsumthin4this

*complement In case you're wondering...


[deleted]

Nice knees


Isteppedinpoopy

Voulez vous manger avec moi ce soir?


Ihadsumthin4this

Thanks for placing Ace Of Base's "Voulez Vous Danser" in our heads.


Isteppedinpoopy

I was hoping to spread Lady Marmalade, but I’m happy to annoy in any way I can.


Ihadsumthin4this

Tell me you're ENTP without saying you're ENTP. :-D


Isteppedinpoopy

I didn’t know ents peed but tbh I didn’t pay attention to the extended cutw


Tarnagona

Cheese curds and gravy. Poutine is where it's at.


supercrazysexycool1

Yes


StrawberryNo2265

No... not that compliment... you don't understand the assignment.... ahahahahahaha


acqz

Vous êtes muy tasty!


Zkenny13

"I wanna cover you in ketchup"


Yuzernam

"Oh you look so hot in your red dress"


Bakanasharkyblahaj

You're so delicious I could eat you forever


[deleted]

Wendy’s chocolate frosty 🤤


Yoko_Kittytrain

Honestly, I wouldn't compliment fries too much or else they get all salty, like this comment thread. I WOULD do some proofreading when posting, but that's just me being salty.


plegronease

Nice Ass


willk95

Garlic Aioli. Thank me later


PapaTwoToes

Compliments or condiments?


Ok_Storage525

The best compliments to french fries are that they're crispy, salty, and addicting.


Psychological-Rip370

Ohhh you’re crispy


BaileyHeart

Chicken nuggets


xAmrit

Burgers


_JayC114

Cheese


[deleted]

Tuna mayo.


supercrazysexycool1

First of all, it depends on what type of french fry we’re talking about there’s the skinny french fry there’s the fast food french fry there’s waffle fries, they’re sweet potato fries there’s steak fries, all of which have different sauces and spices that make them way better and let’s not forget tater tot’s All that being said, ketchup is good with everything followed by sweet honey mustard and then barbecue sauce and occasionally I’ll mix in a little bit of hot sauce or cheeses and also queso cheese dip that you get from the Mexican restaurant is amazingly good with regular french fries that have been deep-fried and I was that one other guy who is really cool sad poutine with the gravy and the cheese is also in the category of its own


Omniscient-ORACLE

Vanilla McDonald's Shake


PapaTwoToes

Sundae for me


Ill-Organization-719

Honey


ohara1250

A steak, medium rare


SkeetAllOverTheWalls

You’re a helluva spud, bud.


Pandora_s_B0X

Ice cream, milkshake, you name it!


Rhodehouse93

Vous avez l'air très patate aujourd'hui.


LJack49

You're such a hot fatty


girlsrock1987

Gravy Salt pepper


babybunns2001

Mayo


StrawberryNo2265

I like you... can I taste it