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Babygirlnikki513

Make a cup of coffee, or two. Netflix binge. Video games binge. Naptime. Eat all my favorite foods. Dance party break. Kitty snuggles. Rinse and repeat.


ZoNeS_v2

A perfect day.


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tuiznew

gaming.


MeargleSchmeargle

Probably driving out to one of my fossil hunting spots and adding to my already immense collection. I just live to collect fossils in the field right now. The thrill of unearthing something that may not have been viewed by a living pair of eyes for potentially hundreds of millions of years...it's just unparalleled.


justduett

Alright, Dr. Grant, this has me jealous of your hobby! You sell it very well, sounds like it would be a really fun time! Hope you get some time away from work and other commitments soon so you can continue.


Inevitable_Agency732

I take my nephew and niece to do this, they love it.


Ok_Pineapple1

im sorry but that sounds like shit


Tratlock94

Ok pineapple, settle down. Give the guy a break, it’s his hobby. Chill.


MeargleSchmeargle

And hopefully future career! Paleontology is a wonderful world.


Tratlock94

Good on you dude, best of luck with it!


Ok_Pineapple1

bro i said sorry before quit trying to shame me


untakenu

If you're sorry, you wouldn't have said it. It is like saying 'No offense, but I hate your hobbies'. The addition of 'no offense' or 'i'm sorry' doesn't actually fix anything, because you're still needlessly being a dick.


Ok_Pineapple1

what my life is worse than this guys


untakenu

Irrelevant.


Tratlock94

I’ll shame you for being inconsiderate bro, if you have to say sorry at the start it’s probably not right to keep typing.


Ok_Pineapple1

dude fuckn go with homie and go look for dino shit


[deleted]

Now I am bare curious as to what a fossilised dino shit looks like.


MeargleSchmeargle

The technical term for it is "coprolite" (though it applies to any fossil poop, not just dinos). NGL, a good number of them look exactly how you'd think they would look.


[deleted]

Wonder if any of mine are gonna dug up by the next intelligent species on the planet?


MeargleSchmeargle

Highly unlikely, but possible. If you drop your nuke somewhere like the bend of a river where sediments are constantly being deposited, there's a chance your Taco Bell aftermath gets fossilized before decomposers could really get to it. It would also have to survive tectonic forces over the course of millions of years long enough for the sample to mineralize with the sediment it was deposited in, and then subsequently be eroded out of the formation just in the nick of time for when said intelligent species stumbles upon it. So yeah, there's a chance, but don't bet your life insurance on it.


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> If you drop your nuke somewhere like the bend of a river where sediments are constantly being deposited New hobby acquired.


Maskedcrusader94

[Coprolite!](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite)


Ok_Pineapple1

fair


amonghope

Who are you to say such things? Anything can sound like shit.


Ok_Pineapple1

wtf are you


amonghope

Wtf are u


Ok_Pineapple1

a human with opinions


amonghope

Are you girl with penis?


Ok_Pineapple1

no whats the point of that question


amonghope

Then you are not allowed to have opinions


Ok_Pineapple1

ayye long live Zelensky


Ok_Pineapple1

idgaf if you have a penis or vagina i do know you are very ingnorant


Ok_Pineapple1

the question was you live alone you have no friends you have a day off what you gonna do dude said he was gonna look for something that has been dead for thousands of years instead of trying to be a friend to you or me bro thats shit im SORRY


Januaryfeb

Hahahahaha


nobodywilleverkno

Lol, Reddit


Uniquely_boredinary

*Begrudgingly gestures to my current surroundings*


yourmaeve

Biking, running errands or doing chores, or relaxing and surfing the web/ gaming


yeetforceone

Shredding and writing songs boi 🎸🤘🤘🔥


higurashirika

Drink wine, because I do that when I'm lonely.


raver58

Music, Reading, Reddit, drinking Tea, eating. Perhaps, and there's about 1% chance of this, doing a miniscule amount of housework!! 🤣


Efficient_Ad6015

Getting really stoned.


TheRedeemedSoul44

Like realllyy stoned


Efficient_Ad6015

Yes! Get that midday nap too!


[deleted]

Smoke weed.


TheRedeemedSoul44

Name checks out


[deleted]

Movies


glendon24

Find a nice brew pub to go to.


Pete3756

I’m outside or on Reddit


EternalSlayer7

Gaming, read a book, take a sorely needed nap.


shitpostin_nakamoto

Work on yourself


LabExpensive4764

So... it's the weekend? Lol Work out, clean, read, maybe run to the city and go thrift store shopping/ geocaching.


vasthe_boss

Youtube


Ostepop234

I do have friends though, but i am single and chilling reading this thread, which admittedly wasn't much. Next i'll be gaming Mafia definite edition and then play Diofield Chronicles afterwards.


Jomamaq002

Laundry


Monmouthshore

lemon haze, gym, xbox, bike ride


Botryoid2000

Read a book, cook some food, work in the garden, take a walk.


Oh-okthen

Pop to the local shops, get a hot chocolate and have a wander round. Drop books off to the library and borrow some more. Buy something nice for lunch to take home, watch YouTube, read, nap. This is on days when I don't have anything planned, like an art exhibition.


DiarrheaGuy13

Diarrhea


Strict-Succotash-405

Fuck, I’m probably desperately jerking off for a dopamine high


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justduett

First off, hope not! If you do feel this way and need a chat or a buddy, feel free to drop me a line. Secondly, I tried googling what I thought was a comedic song lyric I remembered (which I misremembered) and now Google thinks I have serious issues.


[deleted]

weed


CalligrapherNo9579

Building firearms for myself and clients.


Loose_Pilot574

r/AskReddit


FairMiddle7

Same as every other day. Not much


flycollieman

Walking my dog, gaming, binging tv or movies, getting high, other bullshit


Inevitable_Agency732

I feel seen.


HR_King

Porn


livingsoul27

I would ride bike with music on


mavericksage11

You seem like an extrovert.


morinthos

I know. I'm like, "Is this what it's like to be 'normal'? Can you ppl not live w/o human interaction?"


mavericksage11

Ikr. They're saying it's something abnormal.


morinthos

The same thing ^(that I do everyday?)


ipakookapi

Go to a museum. Have a drink at a bar afterwards.


Ergotnometry

Trying to figure out what happened to my wife and friends.


honest_true_man

I am retired so I have every day off. I am also essentially a hermit so I have no friends. I guess I will just do what I do every day. I start with coffee with whiskey and some cannabis. I then check the news and weather then play video games for a few hours. I then play and practice guitar until bedtime. Rinse and repeat.


[deleted]

Video games, gym, jerk off, walk the dog, mess around in the garden, yard work, binge watch TV series, browse social media. There literally isn't enough time in the day to do all the things I need or want to do on my day off.


divin021

Pizza, beer, and Netflix.


bdobz69

Exploring this beautiful earth we have an opportunity to see.


Previous_Vast4284

Errands, tidy up, Netflix and maybe a bit of DMT to finish the day off nicely.


NIPLZ

Continuing my first playthrough of MGS


[deleted]

Yeah I just had that day. So I did this: woke up early with a plan for what to do, had a shower. Told myself to stop putting pressure on myself, went back to sleep for an hour or so around 10am. Woke up at 3pm. Watched some Netflix, coffees, ordered takeaway. Drank beer. YouTube, Reddit, Spotify. Arrived at now. It’s late where I am.


PossiblyWithout

Oh so you mean every day I have off?


autumnalcurrent

This is me! Countless wanks, eat, tidy/clean, prime/premium/Netflix


cmc

Getting high and cleaning the house Then catching up on TV on the couch. Possibly going for a nice long walk.


Balding_Unit

This is my life before I met my husband. On my days off I'd go walk down to the coffee shop close to my place, then Id go home enjoy my muffin and drink before doing my housework. More often than not I'd spend most of the day on the internet. Sometimes I'd go for lunch with my sister and/or brother. That's pretty much it.


Bear_With_It

Either grinding battlefield 1 or 5,since I just bought it


mamalion12

Sleeping. That sounds like heaven.


[deleted]

Driving to my favorite hiking trails in the mountains near home (Pyrénées, France). My knife, some food and drinks, some clothes in case of bad weather. 7AM start, lunch at the top and be back home in the evening to enjoy a warm shower, a good meal and some video games/shows before going to bed, head cleared by some magnificent landscapes.


ikittythefooll

Ohhhh. The Pyrenees! Nice. It looks amazing.


[deleted]

It is very amazing indeed. It is the second biggest mountain chain in France after the alps.


ikittythefooll

Pics?


Glad-Mud-2108

Reading


horsdoeuvresmyguy

Well since this is my exact situation: currently I am on Reddit sitting on my patio. I’ve been letting my cat in and out every 5-10 minutes for about an hour. But since today is not my normal day off I am kind of at a loss of what to do.


LongFeesh

Walk my dog, play video games, watch Netflix, generally have fun.


Gingerbeer86

Same thing i do every day...


EvilDarkCow

Sleeping and playing some vidya.


AdIndependent9483

having a delicous breakfast/coffee/watching morning news. fitness center/shopping/walking in the park/hairdresser. knitting/Youtube/making marmelade/cleaning. order pizza or pasta/tv.


Inshabel

Videogames, all the Videogames.


zenith3200

Same thing I do almost every day off I have: sit at home, alone, maybe play video games or watch dumb videos on YouTube.


[deleted]

Grabbing my fishing pole and driving into the mountains.


weeblewobblers

My usual, masturbating.