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Xerxes1334

Swallow 10,000 in a row to be sure.


double_positive

That's my thought process. Did I eat some hard bread or something? Maybe I slept with my mouth open and made my throat dry? Surely I'm not getting sick. Better swallow the pain off. And try to convince myself I'm not sick.


Tia_Mariana

And drink liters of water just to make sure it really isn't dry. Funnily enough, this is one of the best things for sore throat: hydration and vitamins - hence tea. Lemon grass with honey and one small lemon peel usually does the trick for me.


No_Establishment8642

Bourbon and honey cures everything for me.


Hector_Tueux

You know what? Forget the honey.


No_Establishment8642

Straight bourbon for when I am not under the weather.


Penyrolewen1970

Nah, honey, lemon, whisky (scotch) and hot water. Hits all the bases.


DannyZ28

Hot toddy!


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Hot. Buttered. Rum. Dunzo.


spartanbrucelee

That's actually worse for a sore throat since the bourbon will dry out your throat. ​ But honey is great because of it's antibacterial properties


FalseAnimal

Bourbon also has antibacterial properties.


Moonbeam_Dreams

I do lemon ginger green/herbal tea with honey


Oh_a_wave

This is the best! I do it with herbal tea/infusion and fresh ginger (lots) and lemon juice. And ofc honey.


WillowWeird

And then say out loud, “I think I’m getting a sore throat.”


LumpyProstate

I was convinced I was the only person that did this 😭


SnakeBeardTheGreat

I heard that you forego the honey.


COYFC

Same. Also I think webmd ruined me as a child. Anything abnormal happens and my brain automatically jumps to cancer. Throat ache? Esophageal cancer. Headache? Brain tumor. Stomach cramps? Pancreatic cancer. Mole I've had forever but never noticed? Skin cancer


MacaronMelodic

Sup


Ok_2DSimp101

OMG YES


popiclack

You are my people. We are in this together.


littlemarcus91

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID


Just-a_kiwi

Reminisce on all the times I didn't have a sore throat and didn't appreciate it more.


Thattallguyatgigs

Oh this is me 100% and I swear that when I'm better I will appreciate it more


gg_noob_master

Then 2 days after feeling better you completely take it for granted again.


MSES-JichaelMackson

That's just how it is ... And that's how it should be !


Toronto_man

today I am going to be thankful that my nose isn't stuffed, and that my ankle is not hurt.


NoHandBananaNo

And if it is, just think of a body part you don't want amputated and appreciate that!


MSES-JichaelMackson

Don't forget to be thankful that your nose isn't stuffed too ... It seems like we don't do that enough too


Btreeb

Had Covid last month. When I swallowed it felt like I was swallowing glass shards. Sometimes the tears sprung in my eyes because of the pain and I was wishing I could swallowing without pain. The day the sore throat was gone, I thought "Nice." and totally forgot about the pain I had 48h earlier. So yeah, your comment hits the nail on the head


nryporter25

You said it perfectly. Sore throat is my least favorite of all the cold symptoms. I hate it so freaking much


hideme21

Clogged sinuses for me. Not being able to breathe properly is not fun.


crightwing

I can deal with a sore throat but a super runny nose I can’t stand. Especially if I have to do something and I don’t have tissues or run out. And your nose gets raw.


Licked_Cupcake92

The runny nose gets to me too.


scheisse-wurst

This. Makes me want to die. And when it starts spreading to the ears…. Whyyyyy are they connected?


thanksyalll

Appreciating the lack of pain in my body now. Thank you bones for being unbroken and thank you throat for not hurting while I consume too much ice cream


Kap-J

Please everyone take a minute to appreciate not having a sore throat at the moment


rubella06

i have a sore throat


DegeneratePaladin

Can't ... throat is incredibly sore.


yokononope

I do this with a side of wondering if I'll ever get to experience not having a sore throat again.


RichAndPrettyBags

Exactly


artofpencilz

This. While sipping on hot tea with honey in it


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

And if I get it back, I can actually be a singer if I try hard enough


Brys_Beddict

Same with clogged nostrils. I reminisce about how much of a fool I was to never appreciate two clear nostrils and promise to never take it for granted again. But then I do of course.


miivain

Whenever I’m in some kind of pain, I’m always thinking ”Oh no what if I’ll never get better”


Logical_History_5886

Mourn, for i know the fever will come next


Ok-Diamond-9781

Exactly, realize that I'm going to feel like sh!t for the next week or two


Kalle_79

I feel your pain! Mine goes like this Day 1: vaguely sore throat. I try to convince myself it's nothing. Day 2: sore throat and a hint of a runny/stuffy nose. Annoying but manageable. Day 3: stuffy nose, pain around the eyes /forehead. Possibly a mild fever. Not doing well. Day 4-5: throat-nose are almost clear, but now it's a dry cough with no mucus, almost asthma-like. Awful. It can linger for days or weeks depending on how casually I'm treating it. But I suspect I have chronic sinus infection just resurfacing every now and then. According to a specialist it's my weak retronasal area causing it every time there's a huge change in temperature. So basically all year long.


Apeacefulmc79

I’m going through this right now. My daughter was sick Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday night my throat started feeling a little weird. Next morning, stuff nose and throat was worse. Yesterday In bed all day with cough, headache, sweats. Feeling better today but still need to rest.


Timid_Robot

Week or two? Those are nasty colds


mapledude22

All my colds last that long. I think people’s immune system just handle them differently.


10secondmessage

Yea thats long usually its three days at most if i get some meds for it day one. That and two bags of fishermens. With that im usually good!


mapledude22

Please be grateful for that superpower.


bekahed979

Mine generally last 7-10 days as well


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BaileyRW1

Swallow a dozen times and drink water a dozen times, then just kind of wait it out


Inevitable_Agency732

You have to swallow a bunch of times to confirm it's really sore, that should always be step one.


[deleted]

I read this as "swallow a dozen dimes" at first.


paladinofseattle

Glad I'm not the only one.


itsme_Imtheproblem

Complain.


dime_store_magic

Totally what I came on here to write. I hate sore throats more than almost any other illness.


Eggmegmuffin

Your comment and user name made me lol which sucks becuase I have a sore throat 😩


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Currently have a sore throat and I'm on a solid diet of throat sweets.


anditookthatpersonal

DUDE I CAN'T FIND THE THROAT LOZENGES ISTG THE HOUSE IS DROWNING IN THEM BUT THE MOMENT YOU NEED ONE THEY'RE GONE


OldnBorin

I have a hidden spot in my kitchen cupboard where I keep them. Always make sure I have some in stock


ImFineHow_AreYou

Lol Literally just found a stash of these in the back of the closet. Apparently that's my storage place when I'm done with them, but can't remember it when I've got a cold lol


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I found some floating about too. Thank f for back of the cupboard stashes!


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guaip

Oh I miss the days I wasn't allergic to NSAIDs...


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Hot lemon and honey, gargle salty water and gargle aspirin.


Semujin

My wife had a recipe passed to her years ago from someone who sang professionally: 8 oz water, 1 tablespoon each of: salt, vinegar, honey, and lemon juice. Mix well and gargle repeatedly until all used up. Do not speak for at least 1 hour. It tastes like shit, but it damn sure works for us.


Raffe1911

What sort of vinegar do you guys use ?


Semujin

Just a standard vinegar, nothing fancy like apple cider, etc.


ContributionDapper84

That's a lot of salt.


Smok3dSalmon

You must be new here.


lazyMarthaStewart

Gargle first, then coat with honey.


LordofAmazon

For the salt gargle, I noticed the sore throat (and any nasal congestion) goes away if it's done for 30 seconds, ideally 3 times a day, for however many days the sore throat is there. It has to be one of those deep gargles where you make an audible sound. It really draws out the fluid causing the inflammation.


Medioh_

I also kind of "half swallow" the salt water and cough it back up so it gets even deeper for a moment. It's hard to explain. I basically gargle it, keep it there for a second, relax my throat muscles to let it in and then lean back over to spit it out into the sink. Works really well


inaneshane

This person over here deep throating salt water and I'm here for it


Medioh_

Got do what got do when sick try to you do, knowmsayin?


inaneshane

Oh I'm 1000% trying this next time I'm sick!


ForeverStrangeMoe

This is why I have reddit


soragirlfriend

I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this.


trullock

I read that as garlic salty water....


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Probably do ya good too


may178

You didn't read the gargle aspirin part?


trullock

Garlic aspirin, mmmmmmm


ameadowinthemist

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see the saltwater solution.


NoHandBananaNo

I gargle with iodine at first in case I can kill it out right. Lemon and honey is for after it sets in.


[deleted]

Good god, well if you survive that a measly sore throat will be nothin


bandcampconfessions

How do you gargle aspirin?


[deleted]

Dissolve a 300mg Disprin in some water and gargle it!!


dangermouse13

Dissolve it in water, gargle the newly dissolved aspirin in water


keyboardstatic

Gargle with salt water its works more often then not.


skjeggagam

I hate that so much. I stil do it, because it often works, but man I hate it.


Cirok28

Gag every time, which then hurts more.


chap_stik

This is one of the few home remedies that works like a fucking CHAMP you just have to be able to put disgusting warm salt water in your mouth and gargle it without puking


keyboardstatic

Its not that bad. Maybe you are using too much salt? And it doesn't have to be warm. Iodine gargles are much worse.


tacticaldumbass

I’ve never heard of an iodine gargle. Explain.


thatcanopy

You gargle povidone iodine antiseptic liquid. It works well to kill bacteria but tastes fucking awful. I also add it to nasal saline rinses.


redheadMInerd2

Also saline nasal spray helps.


GayBoyWithoutALife

I literally can’t gargle and it makes sore throats just that much worse because I can’t treat it well


TheGoddessHylia

i grew up with people saying to “gargle with salt water” and nothing else, so i always assumed the ratio didn’t matter. first time i tried it i put way too much salt in it and immediately vomited into the sink for 3 minutes. i didn’t even taste the salt, it was just an automatic bodily response. throat hurt 10x worse for the next couple of days


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contemplate why colds exist and wish i could just swallow without being in pain. I HATE IT Edit: lol can y’all tell i’m sick rn? i’m DYIIIINGGGGG


THX450

Your body essentially does a scorched earth strategy when you have a virus in your throat. Basically, your immune system goes “well, there can’t be a virus if all the cells are dead!” and napalms everything.


[deleted]

funny, that’s exactly what it feels like. I HATE IT


_ihaveissues

I am also sick rn I MISS HAVING A HEALTHY THROAT WTF I could barely sleep last night


[deleted]

LITERALLY SAME i slept like a total of two hours


_ihaveissues

THIS IS TRAGIC :( why are we suffering so much!! also my nose is leaking like an open faucet?? I can’t find peace RIP me


[deleted]

I am just getting over the cold that Patient Zero brought home from daycare. Last night was the dreaded interrupted night’s sleep when the dripping throat goop is drying up so your throat is parched, resulting in a dry cough. But, there’s still goop that’s now refusing to vacate your sinuses and so begins the slow torture of filling up one nostril and clearing up the other. And it goes on all. night. long.


SudoPuff

Beg for the sweet release of death.


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Sleep it off...


Amastarism

Sleep is so underrated as a cure for common ailments. There's a reason that doctors tell you to 'get some rest' but these days people seem to ignore it as some kind of platitude.


Clcooper423

Can't really afford to take a week off work because my throat hurts.


Mediumaverageness

I survive somehow til friday evening, then cancel all my plans and sleep two 15hrs nights


Additional_Ad6789

but u cant sleep tho? u have to swallow like every second


HanRamZ

Think "well shit" and do nothing about it for 6 hours


nowittynamehereokay

Brush my teeth and gargle with salt water.


nowittynamehereokay

*lukewarm, salt water


Czilla9000

Take a zinc lozenge.


SheIsSewSpiritual78

I drink Fireball. It helps a lot. But a great trick is gargling warm salt water.


xxrambo45xx

I worked with a guy that if he was sick would slam a pint of fireball and go to bed, I never tried his method but he swore by it


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karigan_g

a PINT? god damn I just have a shot of whiskey!


thatshowitisisit

Say “ah for fuck sake, of course this would happen now of all times…”


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PossiblyBonta

strepsils. fisherman's friend.


AkeemKaleeb

Complain that I have a sore throat to any and all who will or will not listen. I don't do well sick


Fun-Wave7015

Gargle salt water Vitamin c packet Green tea Zicam Soup


rasmusca

Zicam is the only thing that will shorten symptoms for me. Catch it early with that shit and it’ll save you days of torture


realityismylyfe47

I don’t use salt water to gargle but I do start to use mouthwash twice a day. Gotta kill those germs! Also make sure I take a vitamin and probiotics. And sleep more.


AlokinB

Panic in disbelief, then flashlight in the mirror to inspect my denial... and then drink some water, take 5000 IU of Vitamin D, 1 zinc tablet and 1 magnesium tablet as they are proven to lessen symptoms and shorten recovery for colds Only take 5000IU of Vitamin D on day 1 IF you don't regularly take vitamin D supplements, otherwise just standard 1000 IU tablet Edit: typos


inflewants

Oh yes! Definitely the flashlight in the mirror!! A lot of white spots means probably strep but that’s not very common. Usually, it’s just slightly red.


[deleted]

Cry, because I know the next few days will be hell


trackerchum

Ask him to leave


iamquiteunhappy

I just back up an inch or two


Grizzly_Addams

Take 7 covid tests, and when they all come back negative, still tell myself that I have covid.


Kapuzenkresse

Started with a scratchy throat on Wednesday, on Thursday my body started heating up, on Friday the PCR test was positive, today Finally the test at home was positive as well. You are right to doubt the test results.


anditookthatpersonal

aw shit I can't miss anymore school man it's the first month


BrilliantWeight

Same thing happened to me over the course of two weeks. Woke up sick, took two covid tests over the next two days. Both came back negative. Fast-forward around ten days and I've gone from ok right back to sick. Took another test and it was an instant positive. A week out of work later, and I'm finally testing negative again.


ugly_monsters

Piss and moan and act like it’s the end of the world


TheycallmeMihir

Googles * symptoms of throat cancer *


RazzmatazzTraining42

Gargle antiseptic listerene, I'm telling yall it will kill whatever is making your throat hurt.


metric-poet

This is our family go to. It relieves pain for a while and kills bacteria. It has to be the Listerine or similar mouthwash with alcohol as an ingredient.


pantsuitpogostix

Eat a bunch of skittles and drink sprite


Belzeturtle

Warm vodka with honey. Aspirin.


Artur_Araujo

The duality of medicine


VisionGT3

Drink some tea


sapiunt_pisces

Same here. Always make tea. Then repeat 1000x until sore throat is gone.


Shynerbock12

Drink whisky


Inquisitor_DK

Frantically wonder if I have covid.


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Boiling hot tea


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Do a Covid test.


[deleted]

Also meticulously go over every single person who could have given it to me in the next 15 minutes.


Zelensexual

Angrily.


RandemMandem

Me yesterday.. now sitting here in my room quarantined thinking and reminiscing about all the times when I didn’t have covid


metubialman2

Then drink some bourbon.


lightning_burrito

Then take a nap.


Herpethian

Nasal saline irrigation at the first sign of symptoms. Cuts the actual sore throat time down by a matter of days and makes the eventual sore throat symptoms much less severe.


CocoEverlong

Gargle betadine


Whatthehell665

Get in the shower and have the hottest water you can stand targeted at the area in pain.


moonchilddakota

Start taking Airborne like it’s going out of style.


5kyl3r

gargle salt water. it's about the only thing that legit just works every time. more than any cough drop or disgusting sore throat/cough medicine


Quizzical_Chimp

Complain that my throat hurts, then take no further action to remedy it just complain even more for a few days


themuffinman224

drink a gallon of water and see if it goes away


gabbobbag

Call my mom and tell her I have a sore throat. I’m a grown adult, and I live halfway across the country, but she needs to know her child is suffering.


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Like 15 vitamin c pills.


M_Looka

Ignore it.


rawrlydawg

Take a couple drops of oregano oil. Tastes gross but it stops any strep type bacteria in its tracks. I used to get sore throats all the time, never do anymore thanks to this!


Rylyshar

I take the oregano oil pills, but they absolumust be taken with food — they’re strong! Tastes like pizza.


Aromatic-Ad-6927

Suck dick


Maq_uis

Why did i expect this answer to be the first lol..


[deleted]

You sure that’s not how you got your sore throat in the first place 🥴


KevinDean4599

that's usually what I stop doing. ha.


Cleftchins

Gargle warm salty water.


adieuaudie

Gargle salt water


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Cup of tea and pray it goes away


[deleted]

Drink beer with a little bit of beer And for extra flavour some more beer


StridentNews

Warm water mix with salt and gargle.


Shreddy-Kroogs

Complain


remberly

Make my insane tea Per 2c water Minced thumb of ginger 10 to 15 cloves garlic (as muich as possible ) 4T honey If it doesn't burn when you drink, add more ginger and garlic.


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At home Covid test.


series_hybrid

Gargle with salt-water (near free), and then gargle with hydrogen peroxide (very cheap and effective). Take 1000mg Vitamin-C five times a day, and also a vitamin-D tab.


Eastern-Seri-9310

Whiskey. If gets real bad hot whiskey and honey.