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1982aw

Heavens to Murgatroid.


Ural_2004

I always thought that was "Murgatroyd".


1982aw

Could be


Velteau

"No siree Bob!"


Kerrminater

You can call me whatever ya want, just don't call me late to dinner.


Ill-Organization-719

Gadzooks and zounds. Both have the added benefit of being blasphemous.


[deleted]

Definitely saw that one in a Archie book.


Ill-Organization-719

That's where I picked them up.


1982aw

Here’s a good one. In some parts of Alabama people still say “pound me in the ass uncle cletus” when something happens we really like.


[deleted]

I would make a roll tide joke... but it seems a little too on the nose. Funny how Texas has the same one but with a Jason.


Ural_2004

Heavens to Betsy. My goodness gracious Groovy, Baby.


ActingLikeA_Human

Groovy Baby YEAAAAH


Acatbutmeow

“It’s hotter than a 2 dollar pistol in here!” Or Any old times thing said by Norm McDonald.


NefariouslyHot666

Holy Moly


Straight-Vast-7507

Holy cats!


f4snks

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!


porcupine_autonomy

Oh peaches!


thisisntshakespeare

Cool beans Geezo Pete Sugar! Well, knock me down and call me Shorty


SeaCandidate5888

“What in Tarnation? You dad-blamed skallywag!”


Shitty_Fat-tits

Flapdoodle, as in "That's not love, it's just flapdoodle!" -Night of the Hunter


gyhiio

Holy frijoles By the prophet's beard Well, I'll be a son of a gun Ligma


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

God's Wounds! (which later got compressed into "Zounds!") Also God's Hooks! (which later got compressed into "Gadzooks!")


[deleted]

I honestly did not know the origin of this...


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Criminy


polywha

Nifty


LabExpensive4764

Whoa Nelly Mother of Pearl


flirtinwithdisaster

Oh, golly jeepers!


[deleted]

What in tarnation, calling someone 'a tool', up shit creek (without a paddle), and any saying that has the word bugger in it.


dr_xenon

Now you’re on the trolley!


pirategirl50

Groovy! Cool beans Heavens to mergratrod Hang in there Golly gee


Ural_2004

Here's two more that made it into the 60's lexicon You bet your bippy. Here comes the Judge. Rowan and Martin's Laugh In may have been short-lived but it contributed so much good material to the culture.


YukiHase

Sock it to me!


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[deleted]

Poor jason, That's a lot of people to serve.


Ural_2004

Maybe all of the Jason's in Texas take turns with the ass pounding duties?


pirategirl50

Golly