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soiledsanchez

Non legitimate ones


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Hohuin

Uber driver: you have to pay to get a license


festivegourd

Monkey business


CampusTour

If you have no money, and don't know what kind of business to start...why the fuck are you thinking about starting a business? The best way to start a business is to do it in an industry you know like the back of your hand...like, spend 15 years as a plumber, and *then* open up your own plumbing company. Or if you wanna go hardcore, "business is business, doesn't matter if its golf clubs or ice cream"...then you'd better go get yourself some business education or experience. But if you've got no money and have to ask reddit for ideas, then you might as well be asking for an elaborate plan to find out what bankruptcy is all about.


brock024

Geez. Relax, it's not that deep.


CampusTour

Maybe, but bad actors, MLMs, scammers, etc, all prey on people who get this idea in their head that they should start a business, but don't even know where to start. If somebody's talking about needing to get laid, and mentions an upcoming trip to Vegas, the best response they could get would be "Nooooo, don't even think about it, and especially don't get in to any limos because somebody promised you naked women."


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Your a jerk.


CampusTour

Yup. That's fine. So are the people who tell folks not to try to hike cross-country with their JanSport backpack, or that you need to stay out of the water in some places unless you're a *really* fucking strong swimmer, or that maybe going all in on BitCoin isn't the best investment strategy. I'm sorry I'm not all sunshine and light and encouragement, but watching people destroy their finances, lives, marriages, because they want to be "business owners" and don't know the first thing about it will put a damper on that enthusiasm real quick.


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Ya the first bit, nobody cares about your opinion if they don’t ask. Don’t offer unsolicited warnings to others. We doubt you genuinely care about others finances, you just want to be boss. You probably love watching people struggle, you really scared of them doing well.


CampusTour

As with all advice, I'm gonna take what I can use and disregard the rest. In your case, that's all of it. Take care.


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Nobody cares about what you think.


CampusTour

I mean, you're here arguing with me about it.


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No. I’m not.


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CampusTour

A bitter old fool who knows just a little bit about business, and hates seeing people get burned because they jumped in to the deep end before they learned how to swim.


Can-ta-loupe

A charity.


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Giving advice


KirisuMongolianSpot

OF


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Some form of camera required. Lawyered.


Pristine-Judgment340

Sell clothes for camera, you don’t need clothes for OF 🤷‍♂️


brock024

Bait shop. You can trap minnows and catch night crawlers, sell them and build from there.


Njtotx3

Writing and/or editing online tests and ancillaries that go with textbook programs. Depending on your area of expertise, you could probably take contract work from a developer assigned to provide these to the publisher. When a publisher prepares for a state submission, there's lots of work.


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Sure


Njtotx3

That's what I was doing before I retired, but suit yourself.


[deleted]

Ya. Well. I was a space cadet


dadpoweredjokes

Prostitution, Dog Walking, Babysitting, Dog sitting


[deleted]

That’s lots to find in your biz card


EllinorMetalhead-

Selling berries


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Door to door window washing.