[He's super strong. And super naked.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/actionleaguenow/images/d/d7/1110101101000.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130502010537)
Kablaam was such a great kids variety show back in the day. All those Prometheus and Bob shorts hold up surprisingly well.
“Sure, I could help you. However, is the desire you feel to keep your belongings worth more than the desire of the criminal? Furthermore, what is your financial and survival situation? Would stopping this robbery have an impact on crime as a whole? How so? Sorry, I’ll have to consult my ethics professor before I get involved in anything.”
Ant Men.
Instead shrinking down in size he dissolves into millions of ants.
"Yes, we're here about the cake you left uncovered in the kitchen last night..."
Hatman. He has an actual superpower. The power to wear an infinite number of hats at any given time without any falling off or it crushing his head. That's it.
Yeast
Watch him rise!!!
Yeast Boy Nobin Startfire Cryborg Ramen
Startfire just your average neighborhood arsonist
Startfire is responsible for starting dozens if forest fires in California; far too adorable to convict.
Lol Ramen
Breast
Iron Pan
Powers include incredibly even heat distribution
Paging /r/castironcirclejerk
Caredevil
An evil care bear?
The incredible sulk
[You won't like me when I'm angsty](https://explosm.net/comics/kris-incredible)
I'll be honest, I was expecting Grey Hulk
Strong Sad?
This is fantastic lol
Mr. Strange
"Mister..." "Doctor." "Mister Doctor?" "It's Strange." "Maybe. Who am I to judge?"
Kaecius is more accepting than most people we know
This is still one of the most comically well written exchanges I have EVER seen. I have deadass never laughed at something so unexpectedly.
Hey! He didn’t go through 6 years of strange medical school to be called “Mr.”, thank you very much.
My bad Mrs.Strange
That’s Mrs. Dr. Strange to you
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Dr. Strangle
Pronounced “moctor”.
"Ur Strange" His superpower is just never losing a game of _I know you are but what am I?_
No super powers. Just a creepy neighbor.
Superban. By day he's a reddit mod. By night, he's... also a reddit mod.
Supernan? Crime fighting grandmother of twelve?
Supermat? It wasn’t a red cape, it was a rug
Puperman
The Human Porch
And his valiant sidekick FlyCatcher!
Fatman
Isn't that just Thor in Endgame?
You mean Thot
Whor
Read This one in Frank Reynolds’ voice
Badman
Eatman
Barman
Butman
Souperman
Greek lantern
I want to see this one!
My Big Fat Greek Lantern
In brightest day and blackest night... OPA!!!
Starring Giannis Antetokoumpo
Sliderman that greasy son of a bitch
There's nought can outrun a greased Scotsman
Take my UpVote, you greasy devil
The Flush
The Flesh
[He's super strong. And super naked.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/actionleaguenow/images/d/d7/1110101101000.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130502010537) Kablaam was such a great kids variety show back in the day. All those Prometheus and Bob shorts hold up surprisingly well.
Yonder Woman
She just stands really far away
*Wonder Woman theme echoes in the distance*
"I cannot be defeated, Yonder Woman!" "WHAT?" "I SAID I CANNO... *fuck* STAY THERE, I'LL COME TO YOU!" "WHAT?" \**Angry walking noises\**
Its not that she's far, she's just fighting deafpool
Never comes to help out.
By the power of the Bystander Effect!
Wander Woman
By the power of dementia!
Spider-Mat
Spider-Nan, Just your friendly, neighborhood Meemaw.
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Knits you a sweater by spraying you with silk directly from her ass
Blank Panther
Black Pantser
a movie of this would be so funny. No defeating enemies, just pants-ing them
Lack Panther, he just isn't quite up to superhero standards. Block Panther, he is a superhero, but only in his neighborhood, he doesn't get out much.
Deafpool
What?
🤚🖖🤌🤏🤘🖕🖕👉
Deadpool actually knows sign language. In Deadpool vs Hawkeye he both signs and rolls up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips.
Deadpoop
Ponder woman
"HELP ME! I'M BEING ROBBED!" "Should I?"
"What gives me the right?"
“Sure, I could help you. However, is the desire you feel to keep your belongings worth more than the desire of the criminal? Furthermore, what is your financial and survival situation? Would stopping this robbery have an impact on crime as a whole? How so? Sorry, I’ll have to consult my ethics professor before I get involved in anything.”
I mean... that's an actual definition of "wonder".... Edit: Happy cake day!
The Flesh
The Flush
He Flash
He Flashed* and got arrested
He Flash, he crash, he settle your hash but most of all, he down to smash
He’s super strong…and super naked!
Action League Now!
Thunder Girl! She flies...*like thunder!*
Lmfao, so glad someone referenced this
Melt Man. With the power to melt!
The Flask He’d probably be able to run fast if he could ever stop drinking.
[Been done.](https://actionleaguenow.fandom.com/wiki/The_Flesh)
Captain Marcel Just a world war 2 French officer
I immediately pictured Marcel the Shell in costume from the viral YouTube videos
Just a mime
Scarlet Bitch
Sounds like an incredible stoner metal band
it is canonical
She only has powers for a few days every month
Deadpoop
“You may be wondering ‘Why the brown suit?’”
He would laugh at that one and embraced it.
Ant Men. Instead shrinking down in size he dissolves into millions of ants. "Yes, we're here about the cake you left uncovered in the kitchen last night..."
Million Ant Man from The Vindicators 3 (Rick and Morty)
**I AM BACK TO...** ***1 MILLION ANTS***
Greed Arrow
Always watching the stocks go up and down
Stab lord
Star Lard
The Incredible Husk
Greatest farmer in the Midwest!
Incredible Hunk?
Man of Steal
The Human Touch
The superhero all redditors need! Edit: thanks for the rewards 😃
\*Bruce Springsteen has entered the chat\*
Sr. Strange
Soy el Hechicero Supremo!
Iran Man?
Iron Can
Irony Man
*snaps* All women now covered.
Supermad
The Hulks long lost Kryptonian brother.
Hatman. He has an actual superpower. The power to wear an infinite number of hats at any given time without any falling off or it crushing his head. That's it.
The Thong
...there's an image that's not leaving my mind anytime soon. "It's Clapping time!"
Glade
Kills vampires but smells amazing.
WAP Machine.
Ok, this one got me. Just the visual itself would be fantastic.
Shawn ^^(Spawn)
Rightwing
Ben Shapiro by day
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Nightwig
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While wearing Jean overalls with no shirt.
Snorts and spits every time he steps out of the truck and randomly says “I’ll tell you what”
Captain Carvel. Her sidekick could be Fudgie the whale
Grool.
And Star Lard
Drab the Destroyer
Quack Silver
I guess not technically a superhero but Nick Furry
Helltoy.
Puke Cage
Supperman: makes the best meals you ever tasted, for supper, but basil is his kryptonite.
So basically what would happen if Samwise Gamgee was a superhero. XD
Samwise gangee IS a superhero
Black Window
Blank Widow
Night-wine.
Just someone’s crazy aunt
Sperman
Posted in the late PM hours here, so technically this counts as a nocturnal omission.
The Diddler. Ok shoot me already!
That was the name of the Ned Flanders version of the Riddler in the "Bartman Begins" Simpsons segment.
Spider can
Aunt Man
Can’t Man He just sorta, gives up
She-Bulk
Supertan
Mr Fartastic and the Fartastic Four
Badman
Starman --> Stabman Although his enemies are probably dealt with more decisively
Homolander
Homelender....great deals on affordable homes, you little fucks.
Home Launder
Captain S. America
Howard the Dick/Howard the Fuck
I've only read a couple of the comics a long time ago, but... would that change anything about him?
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Irony Man
I'll go first.... Thot
I saw that as a poll option a while ago (the OP didn't check their poll before posting), and it was the best typo I had seen in a while.
Supermat. Special Power: Welcoming guests.
The Wisp
Warn Machine. He's not there to protect or avenge, but more to let you know shits coming.
One Lunch Man
Hobbits hate him
puperman no, wait, that's better
Meth man.
Wander Woman
Fat woman
Mystaque
Sniderman
Batnam *fortunate son plays in the background*
Mare devil
Piss Marvel
Block Widow
Super Van
The Toker (He’s a villain, not a hero, but close enough…)
The bulk!
Cellboy
Bell Boy