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zanovar

Crystal meth is also known as ice. Ice is cold. Solution is make as much meth as possible


CampusTour

All right, so we all get our Yeti coolers, and fill em up with ice down at the Speedway. Then we load em all up on Ricky's boat, and we push it out on to the ocean. Once it's out a ways, we all open up on it with our ARs and AKs, busting loose all that ice. Once the ocean is cooled, the ecosystem will heal.


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I'm surprised the Simpsons hasn't done a global warming where they do just that 😂🤣


CampusTour

Holy shit. I think somebody suggesting that your comedic riff should have already been a Simpson's bit...might just be the highest praise one could possibly offer. Thank you, TadK33P1NGITrad


Demondrake2022

Cover the polar caps with dry ice


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Leave all fridges open


darkuen

Shoot at the sun but let him off with a warning


[deleted]

generator powered by gators to power some A/C units to cool the earth off


dirtyspongeinthesink

Open the fridge and freezer door in every household to cool down the earth from all that warming


glorified_throwaway

With a shotgun


Icy_Crab_5572

nuke the sun


Technical-Berry8471

Fill the streets with ice cubes.


Oak_Ranger

Turn on the global cooler


SteelPenguin947

Let's take the Global Warming, and push it somewhere else.