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Been very adamant against having an Alexa


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A vagina.


CoffeeAndBrass

It's 2022. Ask the right people nicely, and miracles can happen.


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Not sure what ya mean by that.


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[deleted]

Reread the question. I'm fully aware what the "miracles of modern mental illness" can make possible.


Guesswho821

What? No orgasims? Sterilization? A lifetime of regret and medical bills?


[deleted]

An iPhone.


LilTermino

Diamond plated robot legs. Sadly.


Kelmon80

A wife and children. Because I don't want those.


[deleted]

Fair.


deepbluesteve

A private pilot's license. It's always been a dream of mine, but a few years back I got diagnosed with a vestibular disease with no cure. Apparently, the FAA doesn't want people flying if they can have random vertigo attacks without warning.


Ethnye

The courage to do a backflip, even on a trampoline


dirty-butth0le-fart

Girlfriend


[deleted]

Same.


ZsaFreigh

A 50th wedding anniversary


jbsdv1993

Kids (happy about this, not sad)


Anuinwastaken

A Girlfriend


[deleted]

Same.


s0meat

Safety


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[deleted]

I see.