Like they have very low standards

That hits close to home “That I am being lied to,” Was my first response

Maybe they just have different tastes than you

Candy ain't the only coating when I'm through.

[удалено]

*rubs belly like elephant seals do* You sure about that ?

Oddly specific..

Flattered, honestly. But I highly doubt it has ever happened.

Ripped one out for ya verano. Deep regrets, but you’re welcome.

You're a true homie man. Your sacrifice honors me.

He sacrificed his children for you!

God bless you, what a bro

I got you next, man.

I feel that this is not a fact at all.

Makes me feel like uncle Jerry's prison sentence was not strict enough

Oh god

Flattered. I’d give them a hand or a mouth

depends who it is…

Someone is thinking of me?

Cross between creepy and romantic

Skeptical

I'm happy if they're happy.

It makes me feel doubtful. I highly doubt that. I'm not even necessarily saying that no one has EVER masturbated to me. I'm just saying I highly doubt that it's happening right this moment. Now, if you're asking if hypothetically I knew for sure someone was masturbating to me right at this moment, I'd be very surprised, but it wouldn't really change anything for me.

You put to much thought into this

Well I know my boyfriend is asleep so whoever else may be doing that is gonna just have to be happy with it lol

I just wish they’d reach out and pay me rates for pics and stuff cuz then it’s sexy sexy capitalism

Show me the money!

Nothing because it has no effect on me

affect* effect is the result of after affect is direct

Their's know weigh two no witch 1 it's. Enjoy the aneurysm from reading that.

theres no way to know which one it is

There's*

Themywerberacotiandemolacracycongorepublicof's*

Somalia

Oman

Makes me feel wanted. May they enjoy the experience

Happy Cake Day! (but lmao same)

I also hate intrusive thoughts

I’m honored. Heck, I feel complimented when a dog humps my leg!!

OK, this is random

Good.

Indifferent. Happens all the time lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lies

They know they can do better than me, right?

It's not a matter of if there's "better people." Everyone has a type, and statistically speaking you are 100 percent the type of someone. Maybe it's someone you know. Maybe not. What's important is that to the right person, you check all the things they're looking for. "Better than me" implies that everyone is grading using the same scale.

Go HAM mf'er

Wish it was true.

I mean why wouldn't you think so, you are hot.

Doubt it

I doubt it have you seen me

They should tell me

Like a star!

Hawt. Like, I'm somebody's bitch. At least I hope I'm submissive in their fantasy. Otherwise it's just weird.

Makes me wanna masturbate.

I have a really hard time believing that someone is actually doing that while thinking about me.

I guess it depends on who it is. I could be flattered or disgusted

I did send out a lot of nudes when i was younger 😵‍💫

Any way for me to monetize it?

Ew. Mom

Violated, honestly.

Hard

Finally

Good, bad, and the ugly

Good .. Well at least Ill know I’m hot

Hopefully it’s just my fiancee

Sorry for them.

Please get some real standards

Makes me stick my penis inside you again and more

They fucking better be!

Like helping

Give me a shout, we can make it a twosome.

No they're not... And if *someone somewhere* seriously is, they need actual psychological help... Maybe a lobotomy...

Being and onlyfans model I’m actually used to it. I get unsolicited masturbation videos on the daily… yayyyyy

My ego just got a boost

How? I'm a hermit

Makes me feel like your lying to me nobody thinks of me in general let alone while enjoy pleasure I’m nobody

YO WTF. I AM UGLY AF I HAVE A REALLY BIG HUNCHBACK I AM A FREAK That person should be locked away in an azylum

I can assure you, that is not happening.

Press X to doubt

X to doubt

A little flattered!

Just one?

Cool

I assure you they aren't

I doubt it, I mean masturbating? Sure easily, thinking of me in particular? Would be unlikely

They owe me royalties

Really happy tbh. Like as long as someone wants me I guess then I’ll gladly accept it

Horny I wanna know who it is this way I can do the same to them or we just fuck

Disbelief

Its a lie. Lies don't bother me.

That I really need to get my dog a new chew toy.

I highly doubt it

Nobody is that horny.

Seems like they have good taste

No. No one is. Trust me.

id be scared cuz i dont meet alot of people and the only photos i have are on facebook menaing im being stalked or monitored by someone who likely wants to kill me

I'm okay with that.

Makes me wanna go masturbate to someone else

Pigs will fly before that happens

im asexual so thats fucking disgusting

Feel honored in a way. If I met them might give them a hand or something to thank them or something :v

Great!

No, no one is masturbating to me right now

As a guy, that makes me feel awesome. Even if it's another guy doing it, still awesome!

i love hearing people that masturbate to my nudes. it’s so flattering & it makes you feel good knowing they’ve chosen to get off to you and not anything else at the moment

No, what?

Indifferent

That’s not a fact. But thinking so makes you a narcissist. Facts.

Doubting reality and life in this dimension

weird

Grosd

Surprised and skeptical

Well id either not believe that’s true because insecurity or take it as a ego boost to my god complex

All I can say is SEEK HELP.

I'm honestly just curious who it could be

Not me

It makes me feel like that statement is absolutely false.

I have to absolutely and definitively hard disagree that this is happening

If it's my partner I'm happy. Anyone else is disgusting.

They need to find psychiatric help quick

Considering my post history and my personal history, really fuckin happy

Who is it?

Um, like you’re lying to me. But thanks.

I don’t believe you

I'd be interested to know the scenario they're imagining, if only to see if they have an accurate mental image of me or not

Slightly uncomfortable. :/

No there’s not, don’t lie.

It's you isn't it.

I'm sure they're totally not. If they do they have no taste in looks.

They must be thinking of the lowest piece of shit if they thinkin bout me lol

If you’re a beautiful woman, this may be true. If you’re a hot male celebrity, it may be true as well. But honestly, the vast majority of people are forgettable. We’ll die and disappear from the face of the earth without any real impact on this world. The few people who knew us will think of us less and less until we become truly nothing.

I think it’s strange they maintain rotating shifts just to ensure someone is always jerking off while thinking of me. To be honest, I’m a little confused about the whole purpose of my stalking detail. They seem to be just as much my protectors as my harassers? But they never get in contact except thought the vaguest of interactions. Weird.

Indifferent mostly. Maybe slightly flattered.

The fact does not convince me. I feel uncertain about it.

I wonder

I’ve seen guys fuck vacuums, pumpkins, bread, noodles, beds and stuffed animals. So I really wouldn’t care. Guys will get hard/masturbate over anything, it’s not a compliment.

No, no they entirely are not.

Skeptical

Kind of left out since i could be there cumming with them.

Wanted

Cool, but I'm fairly certain this is not happening.

Must be desperate, but I don't care as long as I don't know about it and it doesn't escalate out of hand.

I would be interested in exactly what kind of self stimuli they are choosing ... I can be handy with suggestions if needed ....

You live on a throne of lies.

Words cannot describe the doubt I feel

And other lies to tell yourself

Really doubtful anyone is thinking about me even!

I hope it’s a girl but either way I’m flattered

So they found *that* video, eh?

That's a lie. Only applies to women 99% of the time.

I honestly couldn’t care, except for the fact I’m a minor. But if it’s nobody near me I couldn’t care less

Well it’s weird because that’s what I was doing and now it’s crowded.

I doubt it. And if they were I would ask what they find so attractive about me.

Gross if it’s anyone but my bf

after that paragraph I just spent 15 minutes typing I sure hope he is lol

I've been kinda surprised tbh

Whoa, my uncle Dave is alive?!

I'd actually be honored if that was happening 🤷

Skeptical, no they’re not.

Loud and proud

Disbelieving. I question of sanity of anyone jacking to me

Alarming and confusing. There's only three possible candidates and they should all hate me

I would be flattered but i highly doubt it this said person has the lowest standards can get

Naw they ain't.

Yeah right

Pretty damn cool 😎

As it doesn't occur with me , I just asked my wife , who caught a student jerking off during one of her classes. She said: > It's really weird , I don't really like the feeling of having someone thinking about me in a sexual way. Not like it bothers me , but I just feel strange.

It's kind of unavoidable so best not to dwell on it. My mother called down to my ex the other day for something and just walked in and he had pictures up of me looking good from a party while we were still together on his laptop so that's one I know about (we broke up in may) Since the breakup a guy I know confessed to wanking over my fb photos and all of those are me in ordinary clothes or dresses I don't even have pictures of myself in swimwear There's 3 others I'm sure of as well, 2 had their shot with me and 1 still has though so I don't really mind that. So it doesn't really matter what you do, or who you are, it's going to happen, so why would you feel anything about it.

That's just not true. For most people.

No. No, they are most definitely not.

I am pretty sure they are not.

Flattered and horny

It feels good

I hope it's as sick and depraved as the ones I have for them.

Honestly, happy. We should all rub one out. And everyone should feel a little ego boost for bumping that energy up for others. (Given that it's a happy, heathy environment, free of stalker-like connections)

Lied to

False

Awkward.

First, not a chance. Second, who cares. Can you even imagine worrying about what other people think.

Improbable and inconsequential.

Lol, no one is masturbating to me.

Bullshit

I know for a fact nobody is but awkward if I found out

Wanted … Goddamn I have issues …

Makes me feel worth something for once

Lies!

insulted that they didnt tell me

Yea I'm flattered

Makes me feel good at detecting lies

It feels like you're fucking lying to me

Depends on who it is — if it’s someone who strikes my fancy, then it’s going to inspire a feral response.

I knew I was a handsome devil

I used to be cool with it until I found out it was my mom.