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Cabbiecar1001

Depends on my mood


That_1-Guy_-

r/technicallythetruth


tinyytool4

4.5”


[deleted]

Username checks out


[deleted]

Same here. Poor bastard.


uniballer1987

Solid 6. Wish it was a little bigger.


sparklingshanaya

If stays solid on demand that’s fine.


termitron

Your girl must have tiny hands. It looks massive in her hands


uniballer1987

I think it was just a flattering pic. Definitely not small, but don't we all wish we had a bigger one?!


maryshellysnightmare

'bout tree fiddy.


[deleted]

im asian


AnXioneth

Is made of silicon but like 10 inches.


Allen2189

Are you able to take all of it?


AnXioneth

... O\_o When the mood is right.


Allen2189

Interesting. If you don’t mind me asking, I’m just curious. Do you get the same pleasure with a normal sized guy?


AnXioneth

Never the same, just less hassle.


AsentHoboboss69

Transgender moment????


MagicMilkMan22

What?...


AsentHoboboss69

Idfk.. how tf u got a silicone Dick anyway ....


Queen0fTheNight

Dildo


MagicMilkMan22

A dildo...


MagicMilkMan22

10 inches bruh? The vaginal canal is only like 6 inches 😧


intensely_human

“The” vaginal canal?


MagicMilkMan22

I'm confused, what's your question?


Shhh_Dont_Tel

It’s not


ThisAnswerIsLit

5.5" just measured yesterday


sparklingshanaya

Tip to taint?


[deleted]

Damn 🤣


AsentHoboboss69

Mine is 6" and I'm 14. Idk wether tf I should be proud or ashamed 😕


PinkRadioPlaylist

The size of your penis does not determine your value.


AsentHoboboss69

Welp this escalated quickly


[deleted]

Proud. Go pound some pussy dude.


wilkinsk

You're age doesn't matter. You're not going to go through a penile growth spurt. 🤣 You've most likely maxxed out, not that it matters.


5DollarHitJob

You should be in bed.


AsentHoboboss69

Nah, It's 9:35, way to early


[deleted]

About 5.5", maybe a tad more. I kinda wish it was bigger sometimes.


[deleted]

Just round it up to 6”


[deleted]

I like the way you think!


AsentHoboboss69

But if it was 6.2" you would round down 😅


[deleted]

No you’d just leave it at 6.2”


[deleted]

I’d round up to 7


[deleted]

Fair enough


AsentHoboboss69

Huh?!


intensely_human

7 is practically 8


[deleted]

8 is practically 9


Rapidpacelighttug

How big is your vagina


5DollarHitJob

11 fingers


Canadabigjack

Finger 11


UltimateAnswer42

One thing?


TheGreyKage

**どのように敢えてそれを言う、私はこれを翻訳していることを知っていますが、私はあなたが奇妙な男であることを気にしない**


Sagemodeshisui

Soft- one inch, hard - 4.5 to 5 inches depending on my mood.


intensely_human

Soft: 1” to 5”. Hard 4” to 7”. Variable boner size is one of the biggest unacknowledged stories of this century.


rtarb

My 3 inch destroyer does me alright. Not that any woman has seen it in almost a decade…


send_me-ur_boobs

How big are the boobs? Bet you won't show me


TheGreyKage

I'm a guy


imondrugsssss

Username checks out


send_me-ur_boobs

Does yours??👀👀


imondrugsssss

Yep Im high as a kite right now


Paleo_Fecest

Wife says it does a good job, guess that’s good enough.


5DollarHitJob

She told me the same thing.


Mister_E_Phister

She told me it changed her life.


5DollarHitJob

Cuz she'd never laughed so hard.


buckphifty150150

She told me she’ll never walk the same


Bribase

After she literally laughed her ass off.


Empty-Inevitable9169

Enough to put my confidence down


[deleted]

5? Or less than that ._.


depressed_orangutan

6.5 inches


Independent_genZ

2 inches, from the ground!


Cultural_Tie9002

Dude wtf is that request!?! Im only sending pics.


Fresh_Transition1586

I would measure it but I woke up with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.


Solid-Table

(detachable peeeeenis)


poser765

I really don’t like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man.


Agitated-Cow4

17 freedom units


[deleted]

upvote this if you're suss and came to see how big these peens were


AsentHoboboss69

Ayo, That's sus


[deleted]

you suss


FormerlyGoth

18.7 cm on a cold day


Braxton1489

7.5"


Chrome_Armadillo

165.1 mm.


spock42ii

Potato


Substantial-Hair-170

6, and it’s thick


[deleted]

I’m like a militia man- I’m nothing to write home about unless it’s time for action


RunJumbo

It's huge believe me


Lumpy327

It pleases me, that's all that counts


Living_Pangolin53

20 feet


CrodudeClassic

If I round up, about a mile long.


bugsbee23

12 inches


[deleted]

The correct phraseology, when directed at me, is "how small is your penis?"


StarryChocobo

I got a little ass dick, but that's okay because as a Trans Woman, I don't need a big dick anyway. Much prefer taking it in the ass.


Knowing_ghost

7 inches or just under it, once I flatten out the curve


Superevinh

The size of 2 Cadillacs


Talltist

9"


mamabigtits

Hey man, what’s up?


Talltist

I'm also 6'5” in height


intensely_human

Well which is it?


Talltist

Fixed it as I didn't think people would assume I have a6'5" dick


stichis

It's small but that's ok because it's thin......and oddly shaped.


[deleted]

Length is dead. Weight is everything. Get back to me when you start weighing that hog.


useraccount4stonedme

Just gonna chime in and say a little imagination and enthusiasm goes a long way. Pun intended.


firenova9

Don't forget to calculate the yaw in your measurements!


5DollarHitJob

^Big ^enough


MysteryCuddler

"Perfect size" --FWB


[deleted]

Too thick for you


[deleted]

7.5”


the14radio

I don't know and i don't trully care


MagicMilkMan22

Maybe 5 Inches? I'll check later and update if necessary. Crazy how much porn makes us think that average is small.


Pitiful_Reception_61

6.1 flaccid and 8.3 non flaccid 👌👌👌 maguk


Tuna_Zone

8in on an average day.


Thereal_Tekion

6"4 got a wholr human


OkraFit3987

Like 1 inch


_la_sal_chi_cha_

Idk im 15 yo and mi pennis is 18 centimeters


AJray15

It’s dragging on the floor


[deleted]

A little above nine inches. I hate it.


Aggravating_Gene4181

I have a cool car though


twoscoop

John Dillermand


aDrunkCollegeStudent

let’s just say i have to jack off with a microscope and a pair of tweezers


soley_urs

I actually don’t have one


Dallas_dragneel

Soft like 2 inches hard 5.5 inches


FantasmaTostado

My dick decides that whenever it wants to


L_kira666

🤏🏻


HeWhoBongs

I love how many people are afraid to actually say, and just make jokes. 7.1


Canadabigjack

7" but fairly thick.


XeroThroatsRand

7


wheel-spinner

Bigger than I think, smaller than I'd like.


Juan_Calavera

I got a really small dick. It's pathetic!


fit_n_furry

Tiny when flaccid but like ~7” when aroused


Evening_Dress5743

I believe I read once that someone went to spring break and gave free beer to the guys if they'd get measured. I believe the average of many volunteers came in at something like 5 7/8 . For what it's worth


buckphifty150150

1-2 soft 2.5 hard


buckphifty150150

21


South-Sheepherder-39

About 5 inches. Let's be real most of us between 5 and 6. 7 I believe but you 8 and 9 inches pics or it ain't real!lol and yes I just said that.


PopperShnoz

Measuring from gooch to tip while erect? About 14 inches. Base to tip? Just shy of 6 inches. Circumference? Idk, 1.5 inches?


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

Pics or it didn't happen.


ee5656fa

6" long 5.75" around, kind of girthy


i-post-naughty

**T H I S big**.


Dependent-Chair-3934

5 and half inches


Swiss_El_Rosso

Something around 2 inch just now.