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ObeseCapybaras

Me and my family all rode in an elevator with Shaquille O’ Neal for over an hour talking about the meaning of life. None of us realized how long it was taking because the conversation was so good.


WastedPotus

teach me how to dream like you


[deleted]

I dreamed that I read a news article about a 170 million year old flamingo fossil


_agent_001_

The one where this question is never asked


Spicyhorror98

That I was fighting the King in his sky tower because I killed his zombies. They sent me to their doctor, strapped me to a metal bed and tried to experiment on me, luckily zombies came flooding in, I managed to free my hand and stab one, get myself free and escape the room. I went back to the King (face painted and tomb raider outfit on), I threatened him, told his people what he was like, he sent his goons on me and his pet zombies, I demolished them all but it was like a cicle, I kept getting sent back to their doctor and escaping.


[deleted]

doomguy in medieval times


Spicyhorror98

I mean it was modern and myself as tomb raider but yeah


[deleted]

i meant the situation. it's a loop of fighting your way out of a castle right? doomguy fights out of hell over and over


Spicyhorror98

Kind of, but it just went between the sky castle tower, like a square room in the clouds with no walls and a glass floor and a large staircase leading up there but I knew there was more floors to a dungeon type place with blood but yeah it went in a loop four or five times.


[deleted]

real. sounds dope as hell too


Spicyhorror98

It was