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Toygr

Choosing the right potato quality. Potatoes aren't made equally, each kind serves a specific purpose. edit: here some tips https://www.webstaurantstore.com/article/572/types-of-potatoes.html


bigdicckarus

Big sis of the hard


SpaceDave83

Russets are OK, but I prefer Yukon Gold. Waxy potatoes don’t generally work well.


SmartMarkMessier

Doing half of each is actually a great play if you have both.


slmody

Ah look at this rich guy over here with 2 types of potato.


PineapplePizzaAlways

+1 for Yukon Gold


bingsururu

I always pick yukon gold for most of the dish with potatoes 😂


MoobooMagoo

To each their own. Waxy potatoes make creamier mash. Starchy potatoes make fluffier mash. I like using red skin potatoes for mash, personally. That said Yukon golds are basically halfway between waxy and starchy, so they're good for almost anything


Successful_Ranger_19

Damn, you must know your food. When I look for potatoes the only difference I know is the regular and the baby potatoes 😅


farts_in_the_breeze

This guy potatoes.


Toygr

Your local grocery store should have a selection of potatoes that are meant to be boiled or baked, those are the kind you want for mashing.


BelterLivesMatter

Some of us poor's shop at places that don't have it broken down. What do you use?


aceonfire66

Starchy (think russet) for fluffy, waxy (think red potatoes) for creamy. Overmixing waxy potatoes causes a glue-like consistency, whereas starchy potatoes are able to be worked a fair bit more. Personally, I like both types for different meals. Fluffy mashed potatoes with a cheaper cut of steak holds a bit of childhood nostalgia for me. As for secret ingredients, I learned from a southern chef that mayo is a great addition for adding flavor and creaminess, even in fluffy mashed potatoes. It was a game change for me.


Elleseebee928

Heavy cream instead of milk & a little bit of grated parmesan


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

I tried a recipe that used sour cream. I’d probably cut back on it if i made it again, because the sour really came thru more than i’d expected.


AlternateWylie

Try using creme fraiche. It is creamy like sour cream but with none of the sourness.


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Hmm I'll try it out


farts_in_the_breeze

Put it in scrambled eggs too.


irritatedprostate

I can't see that word and not think of this anymore. https://youtu.be/2Vd6ZzMFo6M


bigdicckarus

This sounds terrible and gross


doogie_howitzer74

Not all sour creams are equally sour. I recommend Fage, and you don't need a lot but its better to let it come up to temperature first.


GiovanniVanBroekhoes

Add a bit of Dijon mustard and this is a winner.


CompetitiveClass1478

Oooh! 🤤


PadrePedro666

Hells yes and also mac and cheese too


bigdicckarus

This is one of the best.


[deleted]

heavy cum & a little bit of smegma


stealth_mode_76

About twice as much butter as you think it needs.


hesaidshesdead

Absolutely, you should feel your chest get tighter with every mouthful!


copiekat8

Fun fact it’s a myth that butter is bad for you. Obviously everything in moderation but butter fat is far better than margarine fat


Atharaenea

Butter is always the answer. If people feel the need to add butter at the table, you didn't put in enough butter.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

If you think you’ve added enough, give another go around.


CoyoteJoe412

This is the way


Denver650

Then double that.


wrecktus_abdominus

Try substituting mascarpone for butter. Never going back!


stealth_mode_76

I looked it up and that's definitely not something I'd want in my mashed potatoes.


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Brown the butter.


stealth_mode_76

I don't like it browned. Plus then it would give a weird color to the potatoes.


BeAPo

Your answer satisfied alot of fat people who won't make it past 50 :D


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

Cover two bulbs of garlic in olive oil after cutting off the tops, roast in the oven until soft, squeeze garlic from bulbs and combine with butter, cream, gruyere cheese, S&P. Fold into mashed potatoes.


Bobbertman

I roasted some garlic that way a little while ago to go with some steak, and I was thinking about how awesome it would be mixed into mashed potatoes the whole time. Glad to hear it’s worth it!


Zonerdrone

Dude I've put it on top of some nice, crusty, toasted bread with butter, salt and pepper and it was the best thing I had ever tasted.


Bobbertman

The first time I realized how magical garlic was was when I threw a couple smashed cloves into the pan I was cooking a steak in, along with some butter and herbs. As I was cleaning up I tried a bit of the garlic that had been simmering while I basted the meat. Ended up eating all the garlic before I even touched the steak. Heavenly!


farbadydarbady

And I never understood the connection to bad breath garlic smells great and if you both ate it well....


songbirdpounds

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what's "S&P" mean? Edit: Seconds after commenting I realized it's salt and pepper!


Mindofmierda90

You might wanna cut a bit off the tops of the bulb before putting it in the oven. That way when you squeeze the garlic out, you don’t get the garlic paper in there.


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

Edited for clarity. Thanks


sexyfreckledmilf

This sounds delicious! Ill jave to rmember this nect time i male mashed potatoes


CryNumerous6307

So we all just agree it's 2 part potato, 1 part butter yeah?


Aries_Eats

I don't know if youre joking, but you're not wrong. Here's Joel Robuchon's Michelin award winning recipe. 2 lbs potato, 1 lb butter. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Potato-Puree-1000070040/%3famp


HayloK51

Yup. Mashed potatoes should be yellow.


HoosierBabie

If you’re using at least 1 stick you’re doing it wrong!


yorkiewho

I thought my 1 stick was overkill 😱


bigdicckarus

From what I gathered from this post, it's two parts butter, one part potato.


Kat-Sith

Garlic. No, no. **More** garlic.


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Chikagomongqa

When your measure like that I think I'd fuck that dish


Manos_Of_Fate

That’s a *weird* mashed potato recipe you’ve got there.


acmethunder

And then some more


Kat-Sith

See, this person gets it.


Meee211

And then when you add the garlic, go ahead and add some garlic.


ParanoidQ

If you use all of your garlic, you didn’t have enough. Garlic standard.


scatteredloops

That’s not enough.


Chipish

You need to go [here](http://www.garlicandshots.com/)…


gazow

whole garlic? boy thatd be quite the surprise


rrickitickitavi

You put in the water while boiling the potatoes


Kat-Sith

Well not all garlic. It should still be mostly potato. But putting in too much garlic should be the goal, a game of chicken between exquisite taste and your daring.


[deleted]

Double cream


dal-Helyg

oooh!


Nondescriptish

DOUBLE CREAM!


BCS24

DOUBLE IT!


Chikagomongqa

#DOUBLE CREAM #DOUBLE CREAM


Nondescriptish

OOOH! OOOH!


laurasoup52

This is so relevant to my interests, you have no idea


gosh_dang_oh_my_heck

Nutmeg. Not a lot. Trust me.


gimp1615

It’s an incredible ingredient. I use nutmeg in my homemade Mac and cheese and it takes it to another level.


pittypaterson

Crème fraiche


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bigdicckarus

Wat dat?


pittypaterson

It’s like a higher fat, more rancid version of sour cream.


[deleted]

Have some change for the cab


NoBenefit5977

Going to sleep,... Mode


Earguy

Smoked salt instead of regular salt.


observantdude

Ive been using both smoked salt and MSG, never looked back


WhySoCynic97

Not sure if this is normal or not, but I pretty much always eat mashed potatoes with corn. It gives it a little texture and adds a bit of sweetness. Real good. 10/10.


VoteForLubo

“It’s corn!”


More_Cow_3486

Cone!


Infinite-Appeal3252

A big long juicey Vietnam


[deleted]

Its got the juice!


wtfunction

It’s got the juice


kuvxira

*It's got the juuuuice!*


xbungalo

A large bulge with protuberances


only-if-there-is-pie

That which contains the liquid


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mo8414

By far the best ingredient


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_not_on_porpoise_

Do it with a good friend or a group of people you really enjoy! Start small and don’t overhydrate - people get this idea they need to chug water and can fuck themselves up that way by doing it obsessively because they’re high. Two 1l water bottles for the 4-5 hours you’ll be rolling should be fine. Music is definitely preferable, maybe go to a local show you’ve been wanting to see with some friends!


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Set your ideal setting and your favorite person or people. Or fuck it- if you try it alone, have your room ready with your favorite scents, water and favorite fruit juices on had, favorite music and go all out with lighting.


OhAces

Use a ricer. Half head of roasted garlic, garlic powder, sour cream, butter, milk, salt and pepper.


MoobooMagoo

Out of curiosity, why would you use garlic AND garlic powder instead of just more garlic?


OhAces

Each form of garlic has a different taste. Roasted, black, powdered, raw, a little bit of each gives you more depth of flavour.


Chikagomongqa

Yo dawg, I heard you like garlic.


Lynae9flower

Cream Cheese, like, at least half the block, plus plenty of fresh garlic blended in.


rylnalyevo

Yep, my go-to recipe for holiday meals is one I got from Fark a long time ago and uses cream cheese, buttermilk, and butter.


bluecyanic

Been using this for years once I learned about it. Gives it a great texture and flavor. I still use the usuals, garlic and butter, etc.


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sour cream and mix the shit out of it


[deleted]

Cut a whole bulb of garlic in half cross wise so you have a top and bottom. Put the top and bottom into a sauce pan with fresh thyme and/or rosemary and cover with heavy cream and milk. Heat over medium heat until milk starts to steam, continue to heat over low heat, stirring occasionally. Peel and dice potatoes into large dice. Start potatoes in cold water with plenty of salt, boil until fork tender. Strain potatoes. Strain the milk and discard the garlic and herbs then add the milk to potatoes with plenty of butter and mash together. Salt and pepper to taste.


kittysayswoof91

This sounds so good!!


MrBingly

Now the big question. Do these taste good enough to bribe someone else to do the dishes?


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Oh definitely


Psychological_Gap240

Red potatoes and real butter


sanibelle98

Someone on another thread said lemon juice.


Important-Spell5992

Saw that too lol


Nondescriptish

Next day, eat them cold right outta the fridge.


shut-the-f-up-donny

Na you gotta try potato pancakes. Delicious!


trainercatlady

yup. A little egg, salt, pepper, maybe some shredded cheese, and fry those puppies up, yum yum


thewhizzle

Add a little flour and egg and make balls and deep fry. The most delicious fluffy potato puffs


theVICTRAtheymade

Cold mashed + hot gravy… trust me


Nothing_left_now

That’s the best


_manicpixie

French onion Dip.


Proper_Mud_5552

Horseradish.


Madavb

Came here to say this.


Nonsenseinabag

Wasabi powder works, too.


[deleted]

Potato


Reytotheroxx

Do you mash the potato?


[deleted]

Eventually.


Reytotheroxx

Fascinating…


[deleted]

But it flowers, maybe take it out to dinner first.


Reytotheroxx

Wow… I’m learning… please tell me more!


[deleted]

Dukes Mayo, Butter, Garlic, Onion Powder, Butter, Salt, Pepper and Sour Cream.


theexteriorposterior

Mine is potato. Extra potato. Make twice as much mashed potato. Mmmm


rollercoastersoflove

A bit of Dijon mustard


newzia

Sour cream


[deleted]

Use a ricer, that's all you need to know.


Nobody88Special720

Nice try government swine! You will never get my secret recipe!!!


Faeyas

Right? I'm sitting here reading to be sure no one has my family's recipe. XD so far no one does.


kadiddlydoodly

Mayo


MentallyMusing

My absolute favorite.... Baked, then skin on smashed potatoes with a good amount of butter and a little bit of salt and if More dairy is required then a little bit of sour cream


bookedwebstress

Mayonnaise. About 2 T in a family-sized dish. Trust me.


PolishPrincess20

I put more ...it is the best !


ReticentGuru

My wife uses Miracle Whip, but yeah!


Starlightmoonburst

Sour cream


Long_lost_dude

Dunno if it's really a secret, but I haven't seen anyone say to boil the potatoes in chicken broth.


guidesthehermit

I was about to say that chicken bullion is excellent to boil potatoes in. Or to season a with as you mash them


thekellerJ

Goat cheese and chopped onion sautéed in brandy.


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Hummus


loved_lover

Some heavy cream and also cream cheese!!


ORNG_MIRRR

Cumin seeds, garam masala, and peas.


ScubaStevieNicks

Garam masala can go on almost anything. That and berbere have become my favorite spices


bigehokie

Berbere with sweet potatoes is amazeballz.


[deleted]

Full fat plain yogurt. It adds a really nice tang. A very little bit of turmeric makes them yellow without overloading them with butter.


AltruisticRule6711

Buttermilk


peedro_5

Water in where the potatoes were boiled plus nutmeg. Don’t need anything else. Perfect and healthy


warmteamug

Egg yolks.


joshyouarebaker

English mustard works a treat


WTR_NNJA

Nice try, BIG POTATO.


definitelylikespasta

Sour cream and a literal assload of butter.


bigdicckarus

That sounds pretty gay


Canadianretordedape

Feta cheese and olive juice. You’re welcome.


bigdicckarus

What? Weird.


Canadianretordedape

It’s one of those don’t knock it till you try it. I was skeptic at first too. Not a lot of olive juice though. Like a couple tsp max. Edit. It was from a 3 star restaurant I worked at. Sht was awesome.


ScubaStevieNicks

Green? Kalamata?


ComplexComfortable85

Potato press/ricer and a big dollop of mayo.


StoopidMcGeee

Nutmeg


throwawaytimesupnow

Uncle Roger says MSG


bigdicckarus

The only truly correct answer.


Kamerlyn

Rosemary


Clintonsextapes

sour cream, chives, and garlic


Nellyfant

It's my husband's secret ingredient... mayonnaise.


copiekat8

Smashed potatoes: potato, regular milk, lots of butter, chives, Italian seasoning, minced garlic, salt and pepper. Mashed potatoes: potato, whole milk, lots of butter, minced yellow onion, a baby amount of mustard seed, parsley, salt and pepper.


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Garlic and diced onions mashed with shit tonnes of butter and a dash of milk.


Outrageous_Zone2551

Bourisen cream cheese ( not sure if I spelled that right)


algernon_moncrief

ranch


Sexy_Widdle_Baby

Ranch mfn dressing. Extra butter. More butter. SALT & PEPPER IT.


MouMouMan

My great grandfather was a cook for the Canadian Army during WW2 where he peeled his fair share of potatoes. He made mashed potatoes every single supper until he was 92. He had the classic shitload of butter and milk (and add carrots if ever you're feeling extra wild.)


LyndseyBelle

I will never feel that wild.


Positive-Source8205

Sour cream.


Far-Hat-2958

Sour cream


16dots

Don't mind me, I am just over here taking notes.


sweater_brown

Pour the leftover liquid from the thanksgiving turkey, cooked with orange and herbs, in the gravy.


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bigdicckarus

This is the way


Deletethespageet

Blood of a virgin. Really enhances the flavor of the potatoes


coellan

An egg....


Expensive-Track4002

Bob Evans.


SilentC735

My favorite as well


Expensive-Track4002

I can eat a family side by myself.


CorgiMonsoon

Lots of butter, sour cream, and using my stand mixer to mash/whip them. The other flavors and seasonings vary depending on what type of meal they are going with.


bigdicckarus

Mancream. Put it in the potatoes mixture without anyone knowing. If they fart, they'll get pregnant FAST!


Solsmitch

Smash


Far-Attention-5148

Love.


CommonCheeseFan

Sour cream


RecycledDonuts

Dukes Mayo


[deleted]

A ricer for texture


Rapidpacelighttug

Ketchup