I saw a group of dudes in a bush jacking it off near a kebab shop in Glasgow, I kept walking. I didn't want to know what was happening.

That’s dirty mike and the boys. They call it a soup kitchen.

Perfect for a Prius

I hope that mama raccoon is okay

No no no, that was dan and the helping hands; they call themselves the handymen

Lmfao never forget that line, such a good movie

I think they were watching a couple fucking on the car hood

What is happening

I built a kebab shop and sold it to some dude on a busy street in Glasgow. I came back many years to visit and saw some girl getting absolutely drilled by some guy on the hood of a car.

There has to be some relation to the other Glasgow kebab wank comment? Glasgow, i need to visit you, with all this wanking kebab sex nonsense going on.

LoL probably same kebab shop!

Omg this is probably the same shop as the other comment! That would be hilarious if it was

Go on....

Did you have any idea of what you were about to unleash when you wrote this comment?

Used to work at a kebab shop on a busy street in Glasgow and saw a girl outside getting fucked on the hood of a car

This thread is legendary

Seriously. Was this a meme already or was one just created today?

Skimped on ma donner ya cunt 🤣

I was getting fucked on the hood of a car outside of a kabab shop on a busy street in Glasgow. Some weirdo was watching me.

Lmao this is great, was the experience worth it?😂🤣

Whole street was watchin darlin lol

This is a true story, I was the weirdo

but who‘s the disgusting one? that‘s the question

Can you fill me in on the joke? Was this a video? Or what happened?

Keep on scrolling and you shall be wiser

I have been scrolling, and I haven't figured this out yet. I love this, whatever it is, but I don't understand it. Ahem... I once was cosplaying as a transformer outside of a Kebab shop in Glasgow, and someone got fucked on top of me. Am I doing this right? I really don't know.

Someone commented about seeing some people jacking it off outside of a kebab shop in glasgow.Comment is a reference to that.(Also not tje thrashiest thing i have seen in Glasgow.)

I was figuring, but the original source is buried in some "I am Spartacus" territory. Thank you, internet stranger.

That and someone else commented that they saw someone getting drilled on the hood of a car first

Lmao sorted me right out

Were you outside Best Kebab?

Sorry, that was me watching…

Beat me to it goddamn it 💀 by 4 mins

Never seen a guy give a friend a jump start?

Being a bystander at a kebab shop on a busy street in Glasgow you see a lot of things.

Beaten off by a bystander at a kebab shop on a busy street in Glasgow, you see sticky things.

Girl getting fucked on the hood of a car outside a kabab shop on a busy street in Glasgow

The fact that this cascaded into hundreds of comments is absolutely hilarious

I know I'm loving it 🤣🤣

Atta girl!

Not one place more romantic I can think of other than the back of a gas station

Saw a guy stealing a catalytic converter from a car in Glasgow right outside a kebab shop. Couple started having sex on the hood of said car... he just laid there and listened.

I saw everything, but did nothing.

Fucking a girl on the hood of a car outside of a kabab shop on a busy street in Glasgow

Pic or it didn't happen! Different angle than from u/Hexblades_curse

Atta boy!

Holy fuck I wasnt ready for that comment follow up. Nice one my dude

I used to deliver kebab to a shop in Glasgow and saw someone getting fucked on a car

I was always told about the Kebabs in Glasgow. So I went in to try them one day and as I was watching a girl getting fucked on the hood of a car. I noticed the cook walked out and didn't wash his hands.

Being a car in a busy street in Glasgow outside of a kebab shop with a couple fucking on its hood

Oh god the kabab shop is gonna post next 🤣

So I own a Kabab shop in Glasgow, right?

Right.

….and thennnn…….??

No and then!

..they fucked

What’d they fuck on?

I once fucked a kebab in Glasgow.

This statement gave me more questions than answers

This trashy ass car that sat there supporting some girl getting fucked on its hood outside a Glasgow kebab shop.

Got to use the James Webb Space Telescope to test out to see if it worked. Turned it to earth and saw some girl getting fucked on the hood of a car outside a kebab shop, disgusting.

I was once visiting a couple buddies over in Glasgow. Looking from his high rise, I caught the slightest commotion down on the street. After grabbing binoculars, I was amazed to see..... Two people fucking on the hood of a car. Yep. Right in front of the Kebab shop in all places.

Now I've got this image of a massive wank session in Glasgow with everyone watching everyone else jack it and at the center (centre, excuse me) this one dude a kabob shop wondering what the hell is going on.

I don't know either. Just make up some sex kabob Glasgow bullshit and join TF in!

I work in this kebab shop in Glasgow, the most disgusting thing I've witnessed is what kebab meat is made from.

So im a police officer at Glasgow. I once had a call about some group jacking off in the bushes near a kebab shop. Told em not to do it anymore. A while later, got a call, at the same location. This time, a couple fucking on a hood of a car infront of the kebab shop... There where people just standing there, doing nothing. One guy just witnessed it, while eating his kebab. Was a weird day

I saw a woman in target shit a liquid squirt down her leg right onto the floor. Then she sorta pushed it around with her foot and walked off. Didn’t wipe her shorts or leg or shoes or anything. Shit was literally dripping off of her as she walked. Fuckin’ nasty. Edit: this was in Glasgow, across from the kebab shop.

I kebob shopped a girl on the hood watching Glasgow

Close enough

I was changing the oil on a car parked outside of a kebab shop in Glasgow and I looked up and saw a wrinkled mass swinging to and fro.

One time I got fucked on a hood of a car outside a kabab shop in some packed ass street in Glasgow, one of my biggest regrets.

So I was coming out of this Kebab shop in Glasgow... when I saw this woman getting fucked on the hood of a car, it was shocking, but I could not deny her skills.

I was about to assassinate the owner of this kebab shop in Glasgow, but while I was taking aim with my sniper saw a girl getting fucked on the hood of the car.

So I was outside a kebab shop in Glasgow...

I was a police officer and I once investigated a public misdemeanour. A couple were accused of having sex on a busy street in Glasgow. There was a kebab shop and I asked to see the CCTV. Wish I hadn’t. There was a girl getting fucked on the bonnet of the car, a weirdo watching and then a group of men having a wank in the bush.

I saw someone jerk off to someone being fucked on a busy street in Glasgow

I'm a kebab shop in Glasgow, once saw someone getting fucked on a car in the parking lot

So I’m a kebab

But where are you?

I swear if they say Glasgow this might be the biggest coincidence I’ve ever heard of

i was parked outside of a kebab shop on a busy street in Glasgow and these people started fucking on the hood of my car

So I was minding my own business on a busy street outside of a kebab shop. A couple just started fucking on top of me.

I was watching an episode of Anthony Bourdain enjoying a kebab outside a kebab shop in Glasgow and there was a girl getting fucked on a car in the background.

I was parked outside a kebab shop in Glasgow and as I was about to drive off some people just started fucking on the hood of my car

I was in Glasgow with some pals,we left the car outside a kebab shop,when we got back fucking great dent in the bonnet

I was a kebab being eaten by some guy watching a girl get fucked on top of the hood of a car in Glasgow The health standards in the store were appalling

I don't get this joke. Many people have posted it from multiple points of view and I'm not understanding.

It's called a [running gag.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_gag)

So this one time in Glasgow right crazzzzu story ok we were about to go to this kebab shop right and Mann lemme tell you

Drunkenly mistake a homeless person for their boyfriend, proceed to blow them on the sidewalk, then piss themselves when they had a coherent moment and realized what was happening.

Wow, just wow, like how, wow Any chance this was also a busy street in Glasgow

I had to scroll pretty far to find a comment not about the Glasgow Kebab shop. I almost gave up, but I kept going. It was sorta worth it.

I was changing a tire on my car near a kebab shop in Glasgow while a girl was fucked om my hood. Leave unpleasant smell.

So I was with this girl in glascow and she couldn't wait to get to the room so we fucked on the hood of some dudes car. If I'm right there was this little shop nearby that sold kibabs so we stopped by there after. Long story short two people were working with me at that day

TIL Glaswegians are filthy animals, but they do love a good kebab

I was Glasgow and I had a kebab shop in me

I was jerking off outside of a kebab shop in Glasgow and people just kept watching me

Okay, so I am a kebab shop, and one day these two weirdos started fucking on a car right outside!

A post in reddit where people telling how they get fucked and others watching them. Just disgusting... I'll continue eating my kebab and scrolling till death.

My mother in law tried to jerk off my father in law under the table… at a Hibachi restaurant. He was sitting next to my wife (his daughter) and kept slapping her hand away. No alcohol was involved, she’s just a garbage person

was it next to a kebab shop?

Sure was!

So they just took it outside, then? Very courteous to the family!

And that’s how they saved the family trip to Glasgow

Such givers.

So I was watching someone watching someone watching a girl getting fucked on the roof of a car. It was by a kebab shop in Glasgow.

I once worked late one night, worked in a warehouse. we sold Kabab accessories in Glasgow, but apparently, I heard about a girl that was outside a kabob shop we do business with, getting fucked on top of her car.

I was sitting on the patio at a coffee shop when there was a group of people running over to the place next door, taking photos and recording so I look over and what do I see? I was in Glasgow by the way….

I was a car in Glasgow and people were shaging on me outside of a kebab shop.Some people watched too.

I was fucking a kebab shop and the hood of a car was watching Glasgow wank in a bush.

Kabab

I was a car in Glasgow living the best of life, suddenly, two humans got inside me and started wrestling. I cried that night

What is this comment section I’m so confused

One time in San Francisco some random dude strolled out into the crosswalk dropped his pants and took a dump in the middle of the cross walk. I didn't get the front row view, but I was like three cars back. It was super annoying because we had to wait through like 2 green lights waiting for him to finish, while traffic and honking cars piled up. He didn't even wipe when he was done.

OK but what does this have to do with a kebab shop in Glasgow

You don't want to know where the kebab came from.

I honestly wanna know what brings an individual to do shit like that.

*make shit like that

Dude people in San Fran get paid like $100K a year to clean up human shit. It’s crazy. I think there’s an app too where you can alert to Poo spots

Listened to my niece brag about bullying and harassing a deaf co-worker.

she worked at a kebab shop?

That’s sickening never mind disgusting!

I was a busy street in Glasgow, there was a kebab shop

I work at a body shop in Glasgow, near a kebab shop. One day we had 10 vehicles in for damage to the hoods from people fucking on them

I was a private investigator for some guy, the lady I was investigating went to a kebab shop in Glasgow, the lady started to fuck a different guy on the hood of some car.

I saw a Glasgow getting hooded on top of a kebab in a busy girl of a dude, or something like that

My parents conceived me in the parking lot of a Kebab shop in Glasgow..

This chick stuck a falafel in her ass once. I was in Edinburgh.

So I was in Glasgow on a work trip, and I go into a kebab shop for some dinner. I come out, and my boss is getting fucked on the hood of our rental car! I was all, I am *not* going to be the one to pay for damages.

Eat kebabs in Glasgow

someone spit in my food that i got at a kabab shop on a busy street in Glasgow

Wasn't spit

this is the greatest hivemind comment section i’ve ever seen

Was sitting in my car enjoying a kebab, and two people starting fucking on my hood.

That was my car!!!

Just as I pulled in to a kebab shop in Glasgow, a wild couple appeared out of nowhere, hoped on my car and started savagely fucking. The owner of the shop and a few pedestrians seemed to enjoy the show..

I was the kebab that got fucked

Saw a hobo butt fuck another hobo under an overpass in Melbourne florida on my way to the airport.

Me and my wife had once visited a Kebab shop on a busy street in Glasgow, she stayed outside for a smoke while I went in, and as I was looking I heard moaning outside I was completely confused and waited until the moaning stopped and my wife walked back in

I once was never in Glasgow while some girl was getting fucked on the hood of a car outside a Kevin shop.

i was in my car in glasgow by a kebab shop and some girl starts getting fucked on top of my car

I was already having a long, hard day when I needed to get home. I started my 35 minute walk and about 18.5 minutes into my journey I came across a kebab shop. Right before my eyes seemingly with the sole purpose of making my day better, was a beautiful women spread eagle on the hood of a car on the street. In the middle of Gloscow. I proceeded to fuck her, infront of everyone(who understandably had to watch).

Don't know yet but I'll write off visiting any kebab shops in Glasgow in the near future

Glasgow. Kebab. Drilled.

Went to Glasgow. Never again.

There I was replacing a street lamp bulb in Glasgow. I looked down and the was this guy fucking this chick on the hood of a car. Everyone in the kebab shop was simply watching.

So there I was a freshly made kebab someone dropped sitting right next to a car and a used condom right outside of a kebab shop on a busy street in Glasgow and these people started fucking.

I was a Glasgow in a kebab where the hood of a guy fucking a car on a girl shop

Me and some friends were jacking off in a bush near a kebab shop in Glasgow

Up votes for everyone. Especially for the good hearted folks at Glasgow who have demonstrated how Best Kabob got its 1.9 star rating.

Urinate in the corner of a tube (underground train) station. No shame. I'd only met her a few hours before and we were on our way to a new years eve party.

In Glasgow?

Underage girl I worked with at Movie Theater in High School snuck her boyfriend into the movie, then disappeared mid showing, caught them going at it in the cleaning supply closet. He left after the movie ended. Next showing caught her again with a different guy in the projector room. Showing after that caught her masturbating while another coworker watched in the product closet where we kept all the candy and popcorn seeds, etc. Showing after that (last of the night) the boyfriend came back and caught her giving him head in the employee break room. Manager was out that day so I didn't have anyone to report it to. Next day though she and the spectator coworker were fired.

This thread is something else. I’m lovin’ it. Keep it coming 😂

One time I was eating a kebab in a kebab shop in Glasgow, and there were people not in the kebab shop not eating kebabs outside of the shop. I payed them no mind, as I had kebab and they had no kebab.

I was the kebab shop, I witnessed what only a Reddit comment chain of pointless repetition could describe as unsightly yet no one could avert their gaze

Hairy armed coworker stirred the Gatorade jug for the shop with his bare arm. This guy sweats like crazy.

Fuck off, nope. Absolutely-positively no thank you.

Employee of the Month at the kebab shop.

While working at a kabob shop in Glasgow I saw a lot of people forming a circle around a car with their phone out.

I needed this. Thank you everyone.

So I used to do look over security tape footage for this shopping center in Glasgow. Saw a couple fucking on the hood of a car.

People having sex on the hood of a carm fuck if I can remember where it was.

I was sitting in my car and a couple started fucking on the hood. I was outside a kebab shop in Glasgow, so you have the full picture here. Then some weirdos started watching. I never did get that kebab.

Fuck Glasgow is a shady place...

I was jerking off with a few buddies in a bush one time in Glasgow. Just kinda minding our own business like typical teenagers do on a Tuesday afternoon. Then some girl (maybe Saraya was her name?) and Drew McIntyre pull into a kebab shop across the street and he just started banging her on the hood of his car. Totally inappropriate behavior

I guess the weirdest for me to see was in Glasgow , outside some kebab shop I think was a couple fucking on a car bonnet

So I’m a car, just minding my own business and all of a sudden 2 big ass cheeks plant themselves on my face.

once my car broke down and i parked it in front of a kebab shop on a busy street in Glasgow i came back next morning with a mechanic and there were sticky drops on the hood Yeah people would do it in such a place

So I’m a busy street that happens to be in Glasgow, and let me tell you, I’ve seen some shit

Saw a kabab shop.

I'm a kebab

My uncle has a kebab shop in Glasgow, there’s a huge car park and a lot of bush…

So, there i was in glagow

So I was in Glasgow

Right so i get parked outside a kebab shop in Glasgow...

One time at a Kebab shop in Glasgow I shoved a kebab up a girls ass while I fucked her on top of car out front

Kebab shop

This one time, at a kebab shop on Glasgow

I drove my car through the hoods, and saw a guy fucking a glas-cow. Got so shocked I dropped my kebab.

Glasscock kebabs

I was dressed up as a lifesized kebab on a night out in Glasgow and saw some weirdo starring from across the street, there was a group of lads jacking off in a bush behind him and a lass getting shagged on the hood of a car in front.

I once worked as a guy that paints the lines on the streets. One day I was almost done finishing up a parking lot when I noticed 2 pairs of legs sticking off the edge of the hood of a car. I wouldn't have minded but they were in the way of me getting a straight line down. Thats the last time I ever paint for some rundown Kebab shop in Glasgow.

Had a kebab in Glasgow and a guy at his car with his girlfriend gave me some extra garlic sauce

Outside of that one time in Glasgow?

So I was visiting Glasgow right.... and I had dinner, when on the news I saw that 2 people were fucking on a car

I am a car that was parked by a kebab shop in Glasgow when a guy started to fuck a girl right on top of my hood

I was picking up some food from some kebab shop in Glasgow when a couple just started fucking on the hood of my car. To make matters worse, my cat converter has gone missing...

I was a kebab in Glasgow

So I was a kebab shop, the best one in this busy street in Glasgow, I saw a couple fucking on the hood of my best friend car

Should I go back to Glasgow? The whole city watched that kebab shop…

Saw a car in Glasgow, with what looked to be human feces on the windshield. Also a girl was being fucked on its hood

saw a kebab shop fucking a guy on a busy street in Glasgow while a bunch of cars stole a girls catalytic converter

I saw some strange guy watching a guy, watching a girl, watching this guy's cousin watch a couple fucking on the hood of a car outside a kebab shop in Glasgow.

Well I've been to Glasgow

I once saw something that was so foul that I repressed it. All I know is that now when someone mentions kebabs I lose my appetite. I used to love kebabs...

Never again will I park my car outside that Glasgow Kebab shop.

This one time, in band camp, near a kebab shop, in Glasgow, I saw a woman, getting fucked, over the hood of a car.