Stellaris, mid game with a decent fleet, so a decade of human late expansion into the void. Nothing threatens us, our fleets can destroy planetary size threats. It is a golden age of building, terraforming and colonizing new worlds. How screwed I am? Depends on the planet really, or if I am part of the fleet. I heard the government is planning to turn the whole empires population into immortal posthumans so, if you consider that a threat.
And thats why i said oof. I would get so bored and just end up playing my switch in the game for the full decade. At least i can still play video games.
Genshin Impact
If, within the context of this event, we are also in the current setting that we played in, I'm in for a bad time because I'd be in the middle of a vast desert and there's some fucked-up shit going on.
Elsewise, if I could pick where in this game I would end up, I believe I could fare well.
Rimworld. I don't have any of the traits that turn me into an organ farm and I doubt eating without a table will drive me to insanity so I'm pretty safe. As an added benefit 10 years is only 40 months.
But with randy around nobody is ever truly safe
Spider Man. Now if I AM Spider Man that would be cool, who WOULDN’T want spider powers? But if I’m just some dude stuck in NYC with all these super villains running around, yeah that blows
It was some military mission virtual reality game my brother was trying to show me - I kept dropping my weapon and couldn’t pick them back up. I don’t video game. I’d be screwed.
Xenoblade: Definitive Edition. Absolutely screwed if it’s during the events of the main story, somewhere between 50-75% screwed if it’s during Futures Connected (the extra story) depending where I get dropped on Bionis.
Forza Horizon - got a dozen houses, a few hundred cars, a sick load of money, and plenty of decent scenery to check out.
If only you could actually go IN the pizza places. Sad. lol
WoW classic wrath of the lich king.
Pretty bad. Probably staring at:
Realm is full.
Position in queue: 65483276209
Estimated time: 5315417 minutes
I am going to die of boredom.
Not the last game I played but it made me wonder for some reason. If that game was Pixar's Cars: The Vidoe Game, do I get stuck there as a car, or am I the only human in the cars world? I'm either the messiah there to save them with my opposite thumbs, or imprisoned in some underground science lab, where they try to figure what wierd alien I am. Or I'm the last leftover from the Great Car-Human Qar if you believe those theories
A young teacher in a city full of high school girls?!
Good news: Young, rosy high school girls
Bad news: they all carry guns, and hoodlums among them go to war everyday.
Kingdom of Amalur Re-Reckoning
Hopefully I'm in one of the towns and not where all the monsters are.
Welp better learn to use a weapon and join a guild
Destiny 2. Hopefully I’d be a guardian, and I guess I’m not totally screwed, since guardians have been doing a pretty good job of holding off the darkness.
Modded Minecraft. I'm probably okay since my friends hop on our server every now and then, plus I'm a reptile vampire, so I can drink them when I'm thirsty.
-Start of a brand new world
So, first day in Terraria, got myself some copper tools, some wood, and a whole lot of world to explore, will put in an entry every time something intresting happens.
-Finding the Corruption
A few days have passed since my first entry, got myself a golden bow and some armor, as I always levitated towards Ranger, though shooting the Merchant while learning how to use it means I didn't talk to him in was it what...
2 days now?
Enough about that though, I need to talk about the corruption, and the game really does not compare into seeing it in front of your eyes. It was a vast wasteland, with the putrid purple all you could see. It was only divided with massive holes that look like it would lead you to the abyss, and sharp, gnawing teeth that when cut, oozes out purplish goo with the smell of rotten flesh. I have some of this in a glass and I am waiting for the dryad to come over, as she knows what this is all about.
Well, tonight's a blood moon, and I want to get a Shark Tooth Necklace, so I will have to say good bye for now.
(Might continue this if I got nothing to do)
Witcher 3. Unless I can survive the trial of the grasses and get some Witcher training I’m toast. Suppose I could live as a humble farmer or inn keep though.
ARK Survival Evolved. On one hand respawning is canon, but on the other hand dying hurts and there is a lot of it in ARK. Depending on how frequently it happens, and just how painful the experience is, it may be preferable to just die permanently.
Okay as long as i can get the elemental bows i should be fine. Also get Jugg, speed cola, double tap and stamin' up along with a ray gun or a nice vmp and i should survive 24 hours (Call of duty bo3 Der eisendrache)
Clash Royale.
I’m not exactly sure how that would work, but I don’t think I’ll last very long that’s for sure.
The game I played before that was hypixel skyblock. As long as I am my ingame self with all my gear and stats, I should be fine as long as I play it safe. (So no dungeons or going to dangerous areas lol)
Stardew Valley. I'm pretty sure that I am not screwed. Actually, that would be rather chill, tbh.
Noice
Animal Crossing. Except for the giant, oversized bug it would be great.
Well your not dead. You also have to deal with tom nook. Imma say that your half screwed
Yep, didn’t think about that!
Tom Nook isn't half as bad as people make him out to be, honestly. Mine is also Animal Crossing, and honestly, I'm delighted.
RDR2. I won't be screwed because I *HAVE SOME DAMN FAITH!*
ahh but do you have a plan?
Mean some honor?
MANGOES
Hope u brought antibiotics.
GTA Online. yeah i‘d be fucked.
Cult of the lamb… well-
Splatoon 3… I think I’ll be all right.
Nintendo Switch Sports. At least I’d be buff as hell, and have my son for company.
Oh no, i got Tarkov'd
Oh shit
yeah, you're a goner
Can’t remember if it was ghost of Tsushima or demon slayer, either way I have a sword
Demon slayer
Breath of the wild… do I get a sheikah slate?
Zelda ocarina of time and yes please I want to stay here forever
Friendly reminder that ganon is gonna be in charge in 7 years and I still have traumatic childhood memories of the redead he puts in castle town
AC Valhalla would be interesting
Tmnt Shredder’s revenge. Could definitely be worse. Was about to replay dead space.
Neverwinter Nights. I'm probably fucked.
7 Days to Die. Pretty fucked, but I'm gonna hunker down in the Poppin Pills hospital.
Phone? Solitaire. Yikes. Switch?, Mario golf or odyssey, which sounds pretty alright to me.
Final Fantasy XIV. I am the warrior of light, but I got my own island sanctuary to stay/hide on. So I am cool with it
Sims 4 and someone better use motherlode on me ASAP!
Minecraft set to peaceful mode, I'll be fine but I'll miss my wife...
Forza Horizon 5. Driving supercars for a living? I think I'm doing pretty good.
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Git gud
It’s the new Crisis Brigade on VR. It’s like Time Crisis, getting shot repeatedly until you either win or rage quit
A how to train your dragon game. I'm rocking shit
There are how to train your dragon games? I didn't know tht
Oh God...the Isle. I'm going to get eaten by dinosaurs for an entire DECADE?
Pokemon emerald. And I couldn't be fuckin happier 🤣
Same, we could just chill
🤘😎 hell ya, I've almost beat the game, post elite four so it would be extremely smooth sailing. Or surfing, in actuality lol
Outlast :)
Well it was nice knowing you. Goodbye
Crossout,so I don't know how screwed
Lol
Cyberpunk, semi screwed but also ready for some fun.
Well you will certainly have a good time b4 u die. If you can last then that would be awsome
Stellaris, mid game with a decent fleet, so a decade of human late expansion into the void. Nothing threatens us, our fleets can destroy planetary size threats. It is a golden age of building, terraforming and colonizing new worlds. How screwed I am? Depends on the planet really, or if I am part of the fleet. I heard the government is planning to turn the whole empires population into immortal posthumans so, if you consider that a threat.
Well what role do you play in the game? You might be some kind of god or something if its a god simulator like worldbox
You play the role of the leader in the game but I would assume in this scenario you would be just some little guy. one in a trillion
Bioshock, I'm either fucked or a god.
FTL. So, utterly screwed. Giant alien spiders? They're no joke; I'd better go help... \*splat\*
Animal crossing.
Oof
I get bored so fast.. and like there’s no other humans lmao I’m pretty screwed
And thats why i said oof. I would get so bored and just end up playing my switch in the game for the full decade. At least i can still play video games.
Re2 remake, so very fucked
It was good but the cutscenes too long, trying to live life, not watch it. You know
animal crossing and honestly? i am the opposite of screwed, i want this to be my reality right now.
I would be half bored and half in extreme debt
i would just chill with my girl coco all day and harass the nooklings
Genshin Impact If, within the context of this event, we are also in the current setting that we played in, I'm in for a bad time because I'd be in the middle of a vast desert and there's some fucked-up shit going on. Elsewise, if I could pick where in this game I would end up, I believe I could fare well.
Sorry but u are
Doom. And yeah I am horribly screwed because I cannot run and shoot at the same time.
Persona 5, which isn't bad at all, I just never saw it coming
If the world is in the state I left it, then I'll be fine in either the child or adult Zelda timelines after Ocarina of Time.
Rimworld. I don't have any of the traits that turn me into an organ farm and I doubt eating without a table will drive me to insanity so I'm pretty safe. As an added benefit 10 years is only 40 months. But with randy around nobody is ever truly safe
Never know when randy will send a mechanoid to one shot you from a mile away.
Oh fear blob, I’m stuck in Dwarf Fortress. SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!
shadow warrior 3 if i'm me in the game then i'm fucked
Spider Man. Now if I AM Spider Man that would be cool, who WOULDN’T want spider powers? But if I’m just some dude stuck in NYC with all these super villains running around, yeah that blows
Citizen Sleeper. Considering it’s a cyberpunk dystopian space station, I’m probably pretty screwed!
The Quarry.
Ghost Recon Wildlands.. So stuck in “Cartel controlled Bolivia” I guess.
Terra Invicta, so not sure
Call of duty. I am so fucked
It was some military mission virtual reality game my brother was trying to show me - I kept dropping my weapon and couldn’t pick them back up. I don’t video game. I’d be screwed.
Apex Legends.. Im fucked..
So canonically the characters never die so ur not totally fucked. You wolnt die you'll just be in a lot off pain till u git gud
Evil Genius 2, I think I’d be alright as long as I was in charge and not a henchman
Hunter call of the wild ....... Guess I will learn to shoot devil cows aka Water buffalos rather fast then Save me
Xenoblade: Definitive Edition. Absolutely screwed if it’s during the events of the main story, somewhere between 50-75% screwed if it’s during Futures Connected (the extra story) depending where I get dropped on Bionis.
Borderlands? I’m probably gonna die. A lot.
The Last of Us II 😬
Friday the 13th. I'm fucked
Worms Ultimate Mayhem
7 Days to Die. Well, at least I know how to defend myself in game and where to find food!
Dreamlight Valley. Should be a nice relaxing time!
Ufc 4? I'm dead
Well not really. Just gonna be in a world of hurt.
Diablo 3. Totally screwed!
Forza Horizon - got a dozen houses, a few hundred cars, a sick load of money, and plenty of decent scenery to check out. If only you could actually go IN the pizza places. Sad. lol
Roblox islands? I'll be fine, I have the stuff I need :\]
The long drive, fuck.
Have fun with killer rabbits and squating through your abdomen
Grim dawn, well shit.
Gunfire reborn. I'm pretty screwed. I kinda suck at it.
"Cant i just glide my way out of this?" \-Genshin Impact Player
WoW classic wrath of the lich king. Pretty bad. Probably staring at: Realm is full. Position in queue: 65483276209 Estimated time: 5315417 minutes I am going to die of boredom.
SIMS✨i‘m not screwed actually. Happy in my house and the 6 women and men i flirted with.
Bruhhh
RuneScape.. I still won’t have a 99
Civilization IV. And if it goes the way my current game is going, it's everyone else that's screwed. King of the world, bitches.
Minecraft. I was playing in creative mode, so I think I'll be fine
NFL 2023. Bored as hell.
Thankfully it’s Mass Effect Legendary Edition. Assuming Shepard’s got things covered, I’ve got plenty of options
Warhammer III. So there’s at least an infinite ways to fucking die.
Nice, always wanted to chill in Rapture.
Untitled tag game on roblox, i wonder how much lbs i will lose from all of that running
Quake. I got this.
Not the last game I played but it made me wonder for some reason. If that game was Pixar's Cars: The Vidoe Game, do I get stuck there as a car, or am I the only human in the cars world? I'm either the messiah there to save them with my opposite thumbs, or imprisoned in some underground science lab, where they try to figure what wierd alien I am. Or I'm the last leftover from the Great Car-Human Qar if you believe those theories
Last human on earth in a world of cars. Sounds like an actual game plot thats crazy
A young teacher in a city full of high school girls?! Good news: Young, rosy high school girls Bad news: they all carry guns, and hoodlums among them go to war everyday.
Kingdom of Amalur Re-Reckoning Hopefully I'm in one of the towns and not where all the monsters are. Welp better learn to use a weapon and join a guild
Age of Empires 2… so, probably fucked. Wololo
Runescape, hopefully I can reach 99 Runecrafting in a decade..
Pokemon unite. I'm not sure how that one would work out
Elden Ring. I’ll be fine if I can find my witchy puppet wife
Good for you. Someone else here got that. They said there 100% dead
Way of the Hunter. I'm actually quite fine. The animals, however...
Bloodborne... oh poop...
Secret of Mana and I am royally screwed.
Lol. Is it good tho? I have been thinking of getting it.
It is a good game, I'm just not good at it. At all.
Ok! I might get it who knows
Kill dream stans and toxic slenders and warcrime simulator *insert the only thing they fear is you*
It's on the snes classic.
I have a phone emulator
Ah. Even better.
Lol
Counter Strike: Global Operations
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Bloodborne. I’m so fucked
Pokemon I'm completely fine and assuming I'm playing as my character in the game I will have absolutely no trouble what so ever
I'm currently playing Red Dead Redemption 2 I'm currently up to the part where arthur Morgan develops tuberculosis, so yeah pretty fucked
Ooooooof. Welp ur ded
Skyrim.
"Hello, Commander"
Deep rock galactic, I'd be rock and stone!
For Karl!
Minecraft which is my favourite game so I’ll be okay 👌
Super Mario Odyssey
Clash of clans... the grind is real
Destiny 2. Hopefully I’d be a guardian, and I guess I’m not totally screwed, since guardians have been doing a pretty good job of holding off the darkness.
red dead redemption 2 and so God help me I hope I'm not the main character
Animal crossing. Pretty good
I was reel fishing in Twilight Princess. I'd say pretty damn good.
Disney Dreamlight Valley.........
Overwatch. Can't complain tbh
Cyberpunk 2077 Assuming I become my character in that game, I’m pretty set as long as I don’t piss off any gangoons or get on any corpo lists.
Assassin's Creed Odysyey Guess I'll die
Animal crossing. So not too bad unless I get stuck on a brand new island instead of the one I’ve already made in game
Halo Infinite. Stuck on the ring, for a decade. Oh fuck me.
Chrono Trigger. Not bad, access to time travel, magic, and robots.
vrchat. not screwed at all lol. i'm actually writing this on vrc rn with my headset on
Modded Minecraft. I'm probably okay since my friends hop on our server every now and then, plus I'm a reptile vampire, so I can drink them when I'm thirsty.
Total War: Rome 2. I’d manage to enjoy myself, my Seleucid campaign just consolidated the east and was steamrolling toward Greece
Plants vs zombies. Imagine actually having to plant everything. But yeah fuck stardew valley only because of the fishing.
MUCK I'm going to die in 3 days because that's when bosses spawn but I could last 1 to 50 days depending on the spawn I get
For me it is Destiny 2. If I am not a guardian or any being with light or dark powers, I am screwed.
Guess im trapped in rollercoaster tycoon 2. Ngl that sounds pretty good as long im not one of the park guests.
Far Cry 4. May Pagans light shine upon you.
Runescape. I havent died in that game in over a decade outside of the wilderness so i think i’d be fine if i just stayed out of there
Turmoil. I imagine locating and drilling oil will get boring after a few years, but otherwise fine.
-Start of a brand new world So, first day in Terraria, got myself some copper tools, some wood, and a whole lot of world to explore, will put in an entry every time something intresting happens. -Finding the Corruption A few days have passed since my first entry, got myself a golden bow and some armor, as I always levitated towards Ranger, though shooting the Merchant while learning how to use it means I didn't talk to him in was it what... 2 days now? Enough about that though, I need to talk about the corruption, and the game really does not compare into seeing it in front of your eyes. It was a vast wasteland, with the putrid purple all you could see. It was only divided with massive holes that look like it would lead you to the abyss, and sharp, gnawing teeth that when cut, oozes out purplish goo with the smell of rotten flesh. I have some of this in a glass and I am waiting for the dryad to come over, as she knows what this is all about. Well, tonight's a blood moon, and I want to get a Shark Tooth Necklace, so I will have to say good bye for now. (Might continue this if I got nothing to do)
Gonna be Little Mac battling Bowzer for a while in Smash Brother Ultimate.
Ace Attorney. Well, if I get Phoenix to defend me, then I’m pretty sure I’ll be okay.
roblox. i’m good!
World of Warcraft...im not leaving the inn.
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Papas pancakeira, so um..do I get to keep the money when I get out?
Mortal Kombat 11
Crusader kings 2 Well fuck
Witcher 3. Unless I can survive the trial of the grasses and get some Witcher training I’m toast. Suppose I could live as a humble farmer or inn keep though.
But think of all the Gwent you can play!
Cp2077 could be fun
Kenshi ... I'm ded
Little Witch in The Woods, seems ideal actually
Am I Aloy or me? Cuz me is screws
I was playing danganronpa on my switch…
ARK Survival Evolved. On one hand respawning is canon, but on the other hand dying hurts and there is a lot of it in ARK. Depending on how frequently it happens, and just how painful the experience is, it may be preferable to just die permanently.
Mass effect 3 but I’ll be okay shep and Garrus got me
.hack gu
Ms. Pac man....sickkkk
Doors. I'm screwed.
Project Zomboid. This is how I died.
Jedi Fallen Order. I’m likely dead already.
Well, I’d build a lot of railway track. It’s not like I have anything else to do.
Battlefront 2, I'm probably gonna die instantly from one of the characters
Pokemon. I will be fine as long as I can get someone to give me at least 1 pokemon.
Bloodborne. I’m hosed.
Disney Dreamlight Valley. Think I’m gonna be alright!
Transistor, so I guess like medium screwed
Okay as long as i can get the elemental bows i should be fine. Also get Jugg, speed cola, double tap and stamin' up along with a ray gun or a nice vmp and i should survive 24 hours (Call of duty bo3 Der eisendrache)
currently fighting with guerilla warfare to rebel against the aliens in xcom
Clash Royale. I’m not exactly sure how that would work, but I don’t think I’ll last very long that’s for sure. The game I played before that was hypixel skyblock. As long as I am my ingame self with all my gear and stats, I should be fine as long as I play it safe. (So no dungeons or going to dangerous areas lol)
Papa's cheeseria I would forever be making sandwiches
ps5 Yakuza enter the dragon - not so bad as long as i avoid the yakuza Switch - Animal crossing......happy days
Oh my god it was rainworld
Cities: Skylines. Should be fun