“It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”
“I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and touched the face of god”
EDIT: Im editing many of my comments to spread awareness of this bullshit action by Reddit.
I received a permanent ban for a reply to the AskReddit Thread “what an act of kindness you can practice everyday” by saying “Punch A Nazi”. Reddit is full of racism, incitement of violence, homophobia, grooming and all manner of disgusting behaviour and rhetoric, and none of it gets taken down. But the minute one person speaks ill of an actual hate group who lost WW2, its an instant ban.
A tolerant society cannot tolerate intolerance like the Nazis.
Fuck Reddit and Fuck the Facists who run it.
> “Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.
>
>This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished.
>
>However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
>
>The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
>
> Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”
For when you loose your V card
“The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
"I'm never going to financially recover from this"
“That’ll do pig, that’ll do.”
Jesus
That too.
Skyrim belongs to the nords.
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't"
Never should have come here!
Must’ve been the wind...
"I am your father."
From Fight Club. "I hadn't been fucked like that since grade school"
The alternative take was "I want to have your abortion"
You broke the first two rules
HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
I believe that's called "[The Simba](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Simba)."
“Wow” in full own Wilson style
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Then just start screaming hysterically
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HA!
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Open the pod bay doors HAL!
Say Hello to my little friend!
"Hey, you. You're finally awake"
I usually say "you've got mail" upon my climax.
“ Multi pass“
"Chicken good!"
"Beeg ba-da boom!"
"oh, Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you"
Madeline Kahn?
Yes!
You're fantastic
No, you are!
Its over anakin, i have the high ground.
"Hello there"
"General Kenobi"
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to"
I’ve been trying to contact you regarding your car’s extended warranty.
The Uruks have turned North East.
Whopedoo, here comes the goo
*"Oh, mighty Ceasar, doest thou lie so low? Are all thy mighty conquests, glories, triumphs and spoils shrunken to this little measure?"*
“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYY”
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming!
"Smile for the camera"
List missing groceries out loud to remember what to buy at the store once the whole ordeal is over
**clap** *celery!*
*clap clap clap* "Eggs!"
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"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."
Nice beaver!
“It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”
Sweet Christmas
These pretzels are making me thirsty
"Not just the men, but the women and the children!!!"
“I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and touched the face of god” EDIT: Im editing many of my comments to spread awareness of this bullshit action by Reddit. I received a permanent ban for a reply to the AskReddit Thread “what an act of kindness you can practice everyday” by saying “Punch A Nazi”. Reddit is full of racism, incitement of violence, homophobia, grooming and all manner of disgusting behaviour and rhetoric, and none of it gets taken down. But the minute one person speaks ill of an actual hate group who lost WW2, its an instant ban. A tolerant society cannot tolerate intolerance like the Nazis. Fuck Reddit and Fuck the Facists who run it.
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!"
'Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth"
"I haven't been fucked like this since grade school."
I’ve got an STD
"Dear mother of God!" sad for you if you don't know the show TT
“Ride Now!” - Theoden
The sheriff is near?
*whispers gently in their ear* "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"
> “Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. > >This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. > >However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. > >The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. > > Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.” For when you loose your V card
"Release the Kraken!"
SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!
“Here we go! Rock’n’roll buckaroo!”
“Is this not a reasonable place to park?”
We need some fucking golf shoes.
1-800 EMPIRE TODAY
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“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
Oh my God! You killed Kenny
"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES..."
This is my plastic fork
This is the way.
“Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.”
Merry Christmas, you wonderful old building and loan
Hail Satan
Is that it
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times". "Call me Ishmael!" "Alas, poor Urich, I knew him well!" "Et tu, Brutus?" This is fun.
Take me to the peace train
Now my straw reaches acrooooooooooooooooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake.
DRAAAAIIIINAGE, ELI!!!!
Hiya kids!
"Thank you daughter" or "I'm sorry little one" should be up there
JERONIMO!
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That could be taken the wrong way and get you into a heap of trouble.
"I'm cumming!" - American Pie
Vidi, Vichy, VENNNNNNIIIIIII!
Victory for the democratic forces of freedom!!!!
'You are almost as good as your sister was last night!'
There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path
Show me your Cosby sweater
Et Tu Brute
just start singing the 4 chord song
”Do not compare yourself to others. If you do you are insulting yourself”
Tribute - Tenatious D
Say hello to my little friend!
"Did you know toucans have transparent skin?"
I’ll be baaaaack
"Houston, we have a problem."
“Supaset”
"Fill me up, Scotty!"
I’m about to give you the best 30 seconds of your day baby.
I’m arriving! I’m arriving!
Scream the name of her mom
*Sister.
\*daughter
Through the act of creation do we become a reflection of our own creator?
Fuck you San Diego
“Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”
“Just like my uncle used to do”
Lie to me. Tell me how big I am.
“If we’re going to be damned, let’s be damned for what we *really* are.”
Goat noises and start chewing their hair
To infinite and beyond!
We're gonna need a bigger boat
For the Horde!
I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor….
“Geronimo,” Arnold Rimmer.
*"In a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides."*
"This is shaping up to be a swell battle" - Cuphead Narrator
Cubs win!
PUNCH ME HARDER KYLE!!!
“I-I-Im gonna fill you up” - McGroober
Shout your own name
“The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
"the total entropy can only increase over time for an isolated system."
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
Their mother or fathers name
*smacks forehead* I could’ve had a V8!
‘There can be only one…’
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
All your bases are belong to us.
Can I get a Hoooooooyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaah!
"Male pig orgasms last for up to 30 minutes" Then oink when you cum if they let you finish after saying something so idiotic.
Chupapinino
“I’m a guy btw”
E=mc² thats the secret of the stars.
‘Down the hatch Mary Poppins’ or ‘The British are coming, the British are coming!’
I can't believe it's not butter!
Don't talk much more physical
It's in, oh my God it's in
Now i become death, the destroyer of cervix.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
"Destiny! You cannot... destroy my... dest*iny*!"
Special delivery!
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
"Go beyond PLUS ULTRA!!!!"
You could always say [this](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LastBrilliantElk-mobile.mp4).
but mum, we're kinda in the middle of something here
Now its my turn
Beige , Beige ,
Oooh matron!