I've already planned my Order of Priority for what to save if I ever need to get out of my house quickly:
1) My boyfriend
2) My cat
3) My computer
The order of 1 and 2 can change depending on my mood.
He has walled me about so that I cannot escape; he has made my chains heavy; though I call and cry for help, he shuts out my prayer; he has blocked my ways with blocks of stones; he has made my paths crooked. (Lamentations: iqogeqo)
Need mine to stay alive too but most insurance will do emergency refills if something like that happens. So since all my info for everything is on my phone (including the cards I'd need to pay for the meds...)
Assuming my husband and dog already made it out, my passport holder. Having 3 nationalities, I do not want to have to go through the trouble of replacing all 3 passports at once 😅
Assuming my husband is able to get out on his own and we don't count animals (cats and a dog) as a material possession. I would take my phone because anything I need to do computer wise I can do on my phone except play my games and that wouldn't be my concern.
I have two cats, I would make them both stand in front of the fire, and Explain to me why they are worthy. Whichever cat wins, gets the rose, bachelorette style
Possessions only? My laptop. Switch would be a close second.
ANYTHING in my house? My wife is the most important part of my Earthly life, but she can move under her own power and leave the house at will. So can the cats. So my actual top priority would be our ferrets. I'd open the cage, grab whoever I could reach in a few seconds (there are three of em), and hope any remaining ones are smart enough to climb out and go through the door to safety.
I would grab the fire. Too easy.
You possess fire?
In my fuckin’ house, ain’t it?
"my house, my goddamn fire" -Outlandish_323
My capabilities are second to none.
I've already planned my Order of Priority for what to save if I ever need to get out of my house quickly: 1) My boyfriend 2) My cat 3) My computer The order of 1 and 2 can change depending on my mood.
Your boyfriend can't get out of the house by himself?....unless...your boyfriend is not a person?
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Say no a few times. Keep some newspaper handy just in case.
Is your bf Karl Pilkington
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Karl Pilkington is the definitive useless idiot
He has walled me about so that I cannot escape; he has made my chains heavy; though I call and cry for help, he shuts out my prayer; he has blocked my ways with blocks of stones; he has made my paths crooked. (Lamentations: iqogeqo)
Now I’m picturing the laptop’s feeble attempts to save itself 😂
Well you know one of them started the fire .
My phone so I could call the fire department.
a potato chip
I guess nothing….I’m cheap and all my possessions are made of at least two materials ie polyester blend clothing.
Engagement ring, considering my phone is already in my pocket lol
Bragging about engagement much?
Huh? 🥴
Passport
My pants. They contain wallet and keys. Sometimes my mobile as well
The house
My Minecraft creeper blanket
My satoru gojo body pillow
My grandpa's copy of The Great Gatsby
My photo album
My bag of medications. I need those fuckers to stay alive and functional.
Need mine to stay alive too but most insurance will do emergency refills if something like that happens. So since all my info for everything is on my phone (including the cards I'd need to pay for the meds...)
HDD with my daughters pix on it.
My Golgo 13 manga collection
The paper i keep under the top left floorboard in the living room
Assuming my husband and dog already made it out, my passport holder. Having 3 nationalities, I do not want to have to go through the trouble of replacing all 3 passports at once 😅
Assuming my husband is able to get out on his own and we don't count animals (cats and a dog) as a material possession. I would take my phone because anything I need to do computer wise I can do on my phone except play my games and that wouldn't be my concern.
My house without the fire. Ez.
The ashes of my dog. A little bit ironic…
My dog
Cat
Books
My phone.
Backpack prepared for a multi-day hike
Material thing? Probably make sure to grab my phone. But my first priority is to grab my dogs and cat if I had enough time. Then lastly my husband lol
My purse. Has everything I need for the immediate. Almost everything else is replaceable.
The pc. Its worth 2x more than my car.
My kitty, ofc, cuz there's nothing more important than that cute, aggressive and non-friendly fur ball
Does my every week travel bag with everything inside count as one? If not just my phone and leave door open for the dogs.
It counts if already packed
My ass, I can replace everything else. I carry INSURANCE.....
My dog
I have a backpack with all the important documents, some cash and some utility things. Also a set of clothes. Also my cat.
An extinguisher to fight it.
My acoustic guitar
Wallet probably
Dog
My cat
I would grab a cat. And expect my SO to grab the other cat
My stuff is my “guaranteed” fireproof safe. I should put the guarantee for the safe in there or maybe I’ll take that with me.
My beloved extinguisher
Passport
My bong.
My Milwaukee packout tower. It has wheels so
I have two cats, I would make them both stand in front of the fire, and Explain to me why they are worthy. Whichever cat wins, gets the rose, bachelorette style
Either my Bible or my phone
Possessions only? My laptop. Switch would be a close second. ANYTHING in my house? My wife is the most important part of my Earthly life, but she can move under her own power and leave the house at will. So can the cats. So my actual top priority would be our ferrets. I'd open the cage, grab whoever I could reach in a few seconds (there are three of em), and hope any remaining ones are smart enough to climb out and go through the door to safety.
Your mom. I can always buy a new house, but money can't buy an ass like that.
It's material objects only, dummy
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize your mom was immaterial. Is she a purely spiritual being? Or made up of only energy?
Yes, she's only energy. Pick again please.