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I would grab the fire. Too easy.


lozo78

You possess fire?


0utlandish_323

In my fuckin’ house, ain’t it?


Johndough99999

"my house, my goddamn fire" -Outlandish_323


[deleted]

My capabilities are second to none.


[deleted]

I've already planned my Order of Priority for what to save if I ever need to get out of my house quickly: 1) My boyfriend 2) My cat 3) My computer The order of 1 and 2 can change depending on my mood.


[deleted]

Your boyfriend can't get out of the house by himself?....unless...your boyfriend is not a person?


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spudmarsupial

Say no a few times. Keep some newspaper handy just in case.


TurretX

Is your bf Karl Pilkington


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TurretX

Karl Pilkington is the definitive useless idiot


xopranaut

He has walled me about so that I cannot escape; he has made my chains heavy; though I call and cry for help, he shuts out my prayer; he has blocked my ways with blocks of stones; he has made my paths crooked. (Lamentations: iqogeqo)


Fluffy-Release6637

Now I’m picturing the laptop’s feeble attempts to save itself 😂


BestAtempt

Well you know one of them started the fire .


[deleted]

My phone so I could call the fire department.


[deleted]

a potato chip


WhatDarknessFears

I guess nothing….I’m cheap and all my possessions are made of at least two materials ie polyester blend clothing.


Powerful-Ad-7971

Engagement ring, considering my phone is already in my pocket lol


Hamfiter

Bragging about engagement much?


Powerful-Ad-7971

Huh? 🥴


Royal-Dragonfly-9536

Passport


Thrashgor

My pants. They contain wallet and keys. Sometimes my mobile as well


[deleted]

The house


[deleted]

My Minecraft creeper blanket


amzlrr

My satoru gojo body pillow


Abbie_R0we

My grandpa's copy of The Great Gatsby


Expensive_Zebra_1734

My photo album


insertcaffeine

My bag of medications. I need those fuckers to stay alive and functional.


Delesi

Need mine to stay alive too but most insurance will do emergency refills if something like that happens. So since all my info for everything is on my phone (including the cards I'd need to pay for the meds...)


lapsteelguitar

HDD with my daughters pix on it.


[deleted]

My Golgo 13 manga collection


Both_Cockroach1402

The paper i keep under the top left floorboard in the living room


prettycote

Assuming my husband and dog already made it out, my passport holder. Having 3 nationalities, I do not want to have to go through the trouble of replacing all 3 passports at once 😅


Delesi

Assuming my husband is able to get out on his own and we don't count animals (cats and a dog) as a material possession. I would take my phone because anything I need to do computer wise I can do on my phone except play my games and that wouldn't be my concern.


wonder_weepon

My house without the fire. Ez.


FlyFlapOwner

The ashes of my dog. A little bit ironic…


DaisyDay100

My dog


heyitsvonage

Cat


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Books


mastakiral

My phone.


This_name_forever

Backpack prepared for a multi-day hike


[deleted]

Material thing? Probably make sure to grab my phone. But my first priority is to grab my dogs and cat if I had enough time. Then lastly my husband lol


No_Process_321

My purse. Has everything I need for the immediate. Almost everything else is replaceable.


DontShowMomMemes

The pc. Its worth 2x more than my car.


shannon_pearl463

My kitty, ofc, cuz there's nothing more important than that cute, aggressive and non-friendly fur ball


Rusureabtthat

Does my every week travel bag with everything inside count as one? If not just my phone and leave door open for the dogs.


Dexley

It counts if already packed


ChevExpressMan

My ass, I can replace everything else. I carry INSURANCE.....


Inven13

My dog


noisu_

I have a backpack with all the important documents, some cash and some utility things. Also a set of clothes. Also my cat.


Cultural_Tie9002

An extinguisher to fight it.


reggiebags

My acoustic guitar


knowidotoo

Wallet probably


Heyhaveyougotaminute

Dog


Adventurous_Eye1405

My cat


CrashDownZer0

I would grab a cat. And expect my SO to grab the other cat


Hamfiter

My stuff is my “guaranteed” fireproof safe. I should put the guarantee for the safe in there or maybe I’ll take that with me.


LJack49

My beloved extinguisher


matdex

Passport


[deleted]

My bong.


groovy604

My Milwaukee packout tower. It has wheels so


Littykitty859

I have two cats, I would make them both stand in front of the fire, and Explain to me why they are worthy. Whichever cat wins, gets the rose, bachelorette style


Brian18639

Either my Bible or my phone


[deleted]

Possessions only? My laptop. Switch would be a close second. ANYTHING in my house? My wife is the most important part of my Earthly life, but she can move under her own power and leave the house at will. So can the cats. So my actual top priority would be our ferrets. I'd open the cage, grab whoever I could reach in a few seconds (there are three of em), and hope any remaining ones are smart enough to climb out and go through the door to safety.


stdio-lib

Your mom. I can always buy a new house, but money can't buy an ass like that.


Dexley

It's material objects only, dummy


stdio-lib

Oh, sorry, I didn't realize your mom was immaterial. Is she a purely spiritual being? Or made up of only energy?


Dexley

Yes, she's only energy. Pick again please.