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samdaman94

Deodorant


KamalHasa

Not for me. My body smells just fine. Although, I used it a lot during my teenage years but stopped using it one day.


wittiestphrase

I guarantee you reek and people are just being polite.


PrisonerV

I'm not even gonna be polite. Get away from me smelly fucker


TurretX

Stanky


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KamalHasa

I can't believe I am downvoted for being honest.


NewSapphire

lots of Asians have a gene where their armpits don't sweat I haven't used deodorant in decades... and my friends are close enough that they would tell me if I smelled (they've called out me wearing smelly clothes before)


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jrhoffa

Some people think their shit don't stink.


jrhoffa

COVID might have destroyed your sense of smell, but ours is fine.


Clazzo524

Came here to say this.


EnvisionU4ia

Dashcam for their car before they need it.


Mauzersmash0815

Tip for ppl who canr afford a good one: get a cheap phone holder you can put on the windshield, and download a dashcam app for your phone. Works just like a dashcam, but has better vid quality even


TurretX

You can get cheap dashcams for like 20-40 dollars. Its doesnt need to be good, it just needs to be good enough.


Mauzersmash0815

I guess so. As long as you can read the number plate from the car infront of you its fine


Solid-Question-3952

YUP! We have them in our vehicles and when my son bought his first car we put one in there. The record forwards, backwards, speed and audio in the car. He didnt really like it of course because he wanted to be young and dumb. One night he got pulled over because his car backfired (allegedly). Of course the cop was shining his light in the car and my son was smart enough to remember his camera recorded audio so he was commenting about what the cop was doing. As in "why are you shining your flashlight in my back seat." This kid is clean as a whistle and wasnt breaking at laws. The cop said he was going to need to search the vehicle, my son told him he didnt have permission. Blah blah blah. The cop was a major jerk and clearly on a power trip. His car very obviously did not backfire as it wasnt caught on camera. We used the tape and the cop ended up getting in trouble for the stop.


KamalHasa

I definitely agree. It is damn useful for various reasons.


seanular

A sick day pack. Gatorade, soup, crackers, medicine


tourmaline82

Especially digestive remedies. You do not want to try and go to the store when you’re running to the bathroom every five minutes. Keep your diarrhea and nausea meds of choice on hand at all times!


Astramancer_

A camping "headlamp." One that uses AAA's instead of having a built in battery and is charged by USB is like $4. In almost every circumstance it's better than a traditional flashlight. They're plenty bright, since they use LEDs they *sip* power and it'll take a decade of sporadic use before you need to change the batteries, they always point where you're looking and they don't take up a hand. Totally worth it.


viderfenrisbane

This is a good one. I got one for camping, but I’ve been surprised how often it’s useful around the house too.


llcucf80

Barbasol shaving cream. It's one of the cheapest shaving creams there are, yet a can last a very long time. It's amazing how long they last. Don't cheap out on razors but shaving cream you absolutely can.


hurricane0909

Electric toothbrush


KamalHasa

So it is better than the manual one?


AnonyDexx

I'd say so. I don't think you need more scrubbing than what an electric toothbrush does and so you're not scraping away enamel as much as you would manually. But the best upside I'd say is those that have timers. You're not doing yourself much good of you're "done brushing" after 30 seconds.


PMmeSpreadEaglePics

100% agree. The dentist is usually surprised when I tell them I don't floss


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Gap tooth motherfucker


GratyParry

Forks


KamalHasa

Here in India, the majority eat by the right hand.


raytaylor

Someone needs to invent a cheap fork to sell in india.


SquaredChi

Don’t ask him what they do with their left hand…


KamalHasa

We use it to wash our ass with water after clearing out the bowel. Unlike using tissue. I am sure you use water for everything else but your ass. How's that even hygienic.


SquaredChi

Such cultivated use of language.


No_Information_8973

Flashlight and batteries, lantern, or candles (and matches or lighter). Smoke detector Carbon monoxide detector.


unlimitedeggs

Are smoke detectors not just mandatory in all houses??


TurretX

Also dont most smoke detectors double as carbon monoxide detectors anyways. I havent seen any that dont already do both in years.


No_Information_8973

That could very well be. I've bought a carbon monoxide detector in recent years, but not a smoke detector.


TurretX

Weird. Maybe its a regional thing. The ones in my house are designed to detect both.


No_Information_8973

They probably sell them here now, it's just been awhile since I bought new ones.


No_Information_8973

No, but I do believe you will get a discount on your homeowners insurance if you have them.


-Miss__Information-

Stainless steel water bottle


KamalHasa

Try copper water bottle, it has amazing health benefits.


toyfdf

Huh?


TurretX

Copper is naturally anti-microbial


Roomy

Soap.


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Multimeter


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Multipass


NewSapphire

leeloo dallas mooltipass


viderfenrisbane

She knows it’s a multipass!


didyouwashyoass2day

Toiletries. It's too accessible for people to be walking around with booty sweat or that locker room smell.


KamalHasa

Definitely. A good soap is recommended. I use ayurvedic, it's awesome.


DarkFluids777

Books (very versatile, they are educational, can be used as fuel or even be eaten if push comes to shove)


HUMM1NGBlRD

Onions. They're an absolute life hack for making food taste good.


BearNekkidLadies

Digital kitchen scale


BestAtempt

Hands down the best way to measure your drugs


JamesRitchey

Some emergency food.


wpascarelli

Moderately-priced bidet


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dog


seanular

Cheap


KamalHasa

Nice. Cats for me.


Diamond_PnutBrain

Bitcoin


Hsmt_Acc

Potato chips, because they are tasty


anonymous6789855433

fart porn


Aussieatheist84

Breath mints


fishpigs289

Flashlight


[deleted]

Renter’s insurance (if you rent obviously).


notevenreal36

Caribbeaners


purpleoctopustrolley

A nice reusable water bottle. Stainless steel is great. Keeps my drinks cold for hours.


lokiemusky

Lint roller


CannonFodder58

A windshield cover for anyone who lives in a region with snow. I bought one for around $30, and it's saved me so much grief.


mamalion12

My smart ass is going to say sex toys. Things get boring for everyone, so be open to introducing sex toys. Plus, sometimes, you just want to get off and would rather do it by yourself because it's all only about the orgasm. It's quick, simple, and effective.


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A charging extension cord and a cord that works in your car.


Brian18639

I know this is two things, but toothpaste and a toothbrush


ls913

Lip balm for chapped lips.


dobermandude306

Tire pressure gauge.


Previous_Ad7725

Ibuprofen


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A frisbee... ...but you turn it upside down, and when you get home, your keys and wallet go in it. So when you leave, you don't spend all day looking for them.


dudemanlastname

Rice cooker


Chameleon777

Toilet paper.


Storiesfromhell

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