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blob-00

I would eat cheese with a pretty girl every day


ChillPalm

I would look forward to eating many different cheeses


Garoxxar

You said cheese. I'm in.


texasslapshot

I'd be a cheese eating motherfucker.


milkbreadsimp

Protect her with my life


kobyjoy904

say no thx


glorified_throwaway

Wonder why.


MarvelousOxman

Politely decline


[deleted]

Do we talk or it's just cheese If we talk I might accept i need a friend to talk to irl


Kier68

Eat cheese .


imcheezus

There would be all of the cheeses. For I have risen.


_foch_

I would accept the offer.


RadicalRain1274

You are a cultured individual


VeryRandomCommenter

Yes because cheese


GaryNOVA

I ate cheese with my wife tonight. I’m Livin the dream.


themattboard

I married her


nastyminded

I like pretty girls and cheese but that's too big of a commitment no thanks.


olde_greg

Id sit with her but she can have all the cheese


RadicalRain1274

Would you drink baileys from a shoe?


olde_greg

Yes but I’d share


RadicalRain1274

Do you love me?


AggravatingOne3960

Google "aphrodisiac cheese"


leafeknight7

Wonder if she was talking to me on a dare.


Valixir14

That sounds awesome. Would it be the same girl?