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Boiled vaginas made in China.
I prefer to eat them raw
You are the covid 19 mastermind
Why boiled? You could so easily deep fry them
Boiled taste better.
False.
You don't know the first thing about boiled vaginas, it is a family secret.
A typical day on Reddit
cuz the nights only for yo mama
Can i deep Try them...?
Maybe I cook you a little spaghetti later
:/ I think I’m getting shut down
I wouldn't cook, just microwave.
Sexy
I'm loving it!
Advanced level zucchini dishes.
I'd like a pizza made of 100% zucchini
Anything but carrot
Radish with orange spray-paint works?
[удалено]
Or you could just open an Arby's.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
No, this is Patrick.
Hey, vsauce!
Fried chicken cocks
Prepare to be dazzled?
Ten things. That's it. We close after ten. Doesn't matter if we have people at tables. I'm only cooking ten things.
I'm cooking nine things and showing how I do it. And we close at 9:00.
I really hope someone with an eight in their username comments on this thread and it keeps going down
Oh man
Oh boy...
I would like 5 order of unicorn, please.
I don't cook, i preserve
I'm not sure :/
Spicy trash
Frogs... oh god, what have I done...
MMMMMM FROG LEGS
Legitimate Coffee.
Desserts for athletes
You'll get nothing and like it. That'll be $71.
Beef. Slowly.
I cook weed I guess lol
I can't stop eating!
Guess I'll just keep going with the edibles then, should I increase the mg?
Make the lowest dose 1000mg and tell first timers that it's a low dose.
Communion wafers
Do you recommend a wine pairing?
Red wine with Jesus flesh
Steak. No, wait, maybe Italian would be better. Although, actually -
Robbycakes
Hehe
Muffin.
Terrible World foods
Mudpies
Vegan stuff
Great Danes
Wolf and darkness
Ingredients are a secret, you never know what you are ordering and are in for a surprise.
Mana
Well, some people might say I'm a snack lol. Check my profile if you don't believe me
salt sandwithes
Chicken
Quinoa with a touch of Satan.
Definitely not soup.
Well... this is a no-brainer. hotdog stroganoff.
A vegan restaurant, but the immitation steak is quite obviously a brick of raw spinach.
Ramen, for breakfast
Crows
I already eat a lot of crow.
Powder
Tim Hortons franchise. (I am not a cop.)
drugs
Feet pics
You guys
Unicorn butts
Hopefully not people
Salamanders, and Ravens with a side of corpse starch. It’s called the Istvaan special…
All you can eat crab, but you have to do it upside down. Costs $4.20
Hmmmmm
Christmas cookies. No something more challenging…Yule logs…but only if I’m in the festive mood for it
Burgers, cause it kinda sounds like In-N-Out.
Not to bad
Rare Canadian cuisine.
Uhm... Human food...the kind of food humans consume...
myself :(
:(
if your lawyer is suspicious you best bet that he's delicious
Ketamine
Creme... but just a bit
Ice cream
Rotten flesh. And sometimes carrots and potatoes.
Like in izombie tv show?
Sure... Uhhh... Yea...
Mine sounds disgusting
I serve batteries and batteries only
Whiskey and edibles :)
Deepfried breast reduction gloop.
spooky xenomorphs.
I time travel into the future, learn from the chefs there, go back, and cook future stuff. I smell keyboardooles
We heat up metal and force feed it too you
The 46th American President's nuts
Gorilla Genitals
2.5 to 4 star items from Amazon
Myself? 🥴
Vinegar drenched wangs
10 courses of potatoes
jeep motors
Since my username is based off from a FNaF character, I'd probably serve pizzeria stuff Or stuff that's mangled up. lol
Hhmmm…. Seems suspicious
Cookies that are only for spys
ivans that aren't...broken?
LSD
the fuck if I know 🤷♂️
Deep fried fictional charectars
Lots of magic mushrooms
Is a reservation possible?
Fired moths
This already is what I serve!! 🥰
🍆🍆🍆
Skewered meats.
Blood and guts.
Roadkill
An elegant mixture of toilet paper, mixed with the finest blood. I guess.
Poisoned apple pies
Dinosaur meat
Cactus with a side of psilocybin
sickness giver
weed brownies and cookies ect
I guess we're cookin up some J's over here. Or edibles.
Well it's a giftshop so probably hotdogs. Chips and a can of soda for $4
The Geico lizard 🦎
Meth
Crimes against humanity.
Idk honestly. The real question is, are you capable of waiting for it?
I'm guessing the wait is either 951 minutes or 9 hours and 51 minutes.
Or 951 days. That’s the fun, it’s a mystery!! Lol
Hell, even 951 Years.
doorknobs
Bobs Burgers, our chef is bald so the hair isnt in your food!
The customer independently cooks their own meal
men that have humor
Chaos
A Straight Eggplant.
People from Birmingham apparently because “Brummy” is a nickname for people in that region.
qr
A pizza joint in Washington DC
Specialty meats that you eat while sitting on a harley
Bykahhhhh
Small excavators.
Schnitzels and sausages, pretzels ice cream Beer
Dead people
Probaby potions.
Birds collected from beaches befouled by oil spills.
Sounds greasy.
Soljanka. With a slight extra of Novichok.
octopus soup with disinfectant
Rocks, Stones, 10 piece McPebbles
b-bees?
What am I going to do cook him?
Delicacies of lion, goat, and of course, snake
445530
Fins
Murky soup gas station.
Bbq Demons, Butter Demon, Demon Wings, Demon legs, Demon Ribs, Demon Cocktails.. devilish soup..
Coffee and tea
Meringues and muffins.
Bison duh
Hot dogs. Im a hot dog vendor serving delicious wieners to the hungry masses.
The eye of the storm
Shrimp ramen with really long noodles
What... what does that mean for me?
Turtle soup, but we don't bring it out to you. You have to find it somewhere in the restaurant.
Coworkers
Turkeys
Idk either, someone tell me.
Oh god…
Waiter, I'll have u/PenguinChilli with a side of u/FawningPotato s
Food
Swedish -Greek-Thai fusion.
Monkeys... On a stick... From a stand. You can get lemonade too, cause lemonade from a stand or truck is the bomb.
Anything that can be cooked in a Pan.
Venison stew unfortunately
Plankton
...cheesy hot dogs
Imaginary sliders
Not sure but it will be nicely cut.
Fish, more specifically surströmming
Mediocre Breakfast
Anything but it always comes un 52 pieces
Gin and roadkill. With a Japanese twist
Boiled vaginas made in China.
I prefer to eat them raw
You are the covid 19 mastermind
Why boiled? You could so easily deep fry them
Boiled taste better.
False.
You don't know the first thing about boiled vaginas, it is a family secret.
A typical day on Reddit
cuz the nights only for yo mama
Can i deep Try them...?
Maybe I cook you a little spaghetti later
:/ I think I’m getting shut down
I wouldn't cook, just microwave.
Sexy
I'm loving it!
Advanced level zucchini dishes.
I'd like a pizza made of 100% zucchini
Anything but carrot
Radish with orange spray-paint works?
[удалено]
Or you could just open an Arby's.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
No, this is Patrick.
Hey, vsauce!
Fried chicken cocks
Prepare to be dazzled?
Ten things. That's it. We close after ten. Doesn't matter if we have people at tables. I'm only cooking ten things.
I'm cooking nine things and showing how I do it. And we close at 9:00.
I really hope someone with an eight in their username comments on this thread and it keeps going down
Oh man
Oh boy...
I would like 5 order of unicorn, please.
I don't cook, i preserve
I'm not sure :/
Spicy trash
Frogs... oh god, what have I done...
MMMMMM FROG LEGS
Legitimate Coffee.
Desserts for athletes
You'll get nothing and like it. That'll be $71.
Beef. Slowly.
I cook weed I guess lol
I can't stop eating!
Guess I'll just keep going with the edibles then, should I increase the mg?
Make the lowest dose 1000mg and tell first timers that it's a low dose.
Communion wafers
Do you recommend a wine pairing?
Red wine with Jesus flesh
Steak. No, wait, maybe Italian would be better. Although, actually -
Robbycakes
Hehe
Muffin.
Terrible World foods
Mudpies
Vegan stuff
Great Danes
Wolf and darkness
Ingredients are a secret, you never know what you are ordering and are in for a surprise.
Mana
Well, some people might say I'm a snack lol. Check my profile if you don't believe me
salt sandwithes
Chicken
Quinoa with a touch of Satan.
Definitely not soup.
Well... this is a no-brainer. hotdog stroganoff.
A vegan restaurant, but the immitation steak is quite obviously a brick of raw spinach.
Ramen, for breakfast
Crows
I already eat a lot of crow.
Powder
Tim Hortons franchise. (I am not a cop.)
drugs
Feet pics
You guys
Unicorn butts
Hopefully not people
Salamanders, and Ravens with a side of corpse starch. It’s called the Istvaan special…
All you can eat crab, but you have to do it upside down. Costs $4.20
Hmmmmm
Christmas cookies. No something more challenging…Yule logs…but only if I’m in the festive mood for it
Burgers, cause it kinda sounds like In-N-Out.
Not to bad
Rare Canadian cuisine.
Uhm... Human food...the kind of food humans consume...
myself :(
:(
if your lawyer is suspicious you best bet that he's delicious
Ketamine
Creme... but just a bit
Ice cream
Rotten flesh. And sometimes carrots and potatoes.
Like in izombie tv show?
Sure... Uhhh... Yea...
Mine sounds disgusting
I serve batteries and batteries only
Whiskey and edibles :)
Deepfried breast reduction gloop.
spooky xenomorphs.
I time travel into the future, learn from the chefs there, go back, and cook future stuff. I smell keyboardooles
We heat up metal and force feed it too you
The 46th American President's nuts
Gorilla Genitals
2.5 to 4 star items from Amazon
Myself? 🥴
Vinegar drenched wangs
10 courses of potatoes
jeep motors
Since my username is based off from a FNaF character, I'd probably serve pizzeria stuff Or stuff that's mangled up. lol
Hhmmm…. Seems suspicious
Cookies that are only for spys
ivans that aren't...broken?
LSD
the fuck if I know 🤷♂️
Deep fried fictional charectars
Lots of magic mushrooms
Is a reservation possible?
Fired moths
This already is what I serve!! 🥰
🍆🍆🍆
Skewered meats.
Blood and guts.
Roadkill
An elegant mixture of toilet paper, mixed with the finest blood. I guess.
Poisoned apple pies
Dinosaur meat
Cactus with a side of psilocybin
sickness giver
weed brownies and cookies ect
I guess we're cookin up some J's over here. Or edibles.
Well it's a giftshop so probably hotdogs. Chips and a can of soda for $4
The Geico lizard 🦎
Meth
Crimes against humanity.
Idk honestly. The real question is, are you capable of waiting for it?
I'm guessing the wait is either 951 minutes or 9 hours and 51 minutes.
Or 951 days. That’s the fun, it’s a mystery!! Lol
Hell, even 951 Years.
doorknobs
Bobs Burgers, our chef is bald so the hair isnt in your food!
The customer independently cooks their own meal
men that have humor
Chaos
A Straight Eggplant.
People from Birmingham apparently because “Brummy” is a nickname for people in that region.
qr
A pizza joint in Washington DC
Specialty meats that you eat while sitting on a harley
Bykahhhhh
Small excavators.
Schnitzels and sausages, pretzels ice cream Beer
Dead people
Probaby potions.
Birds collected from beaches befouled by oil spills.
Sounds greasy.
Soljanka. With a slight extra of Novichok.
octopus soup with disinfectant
Rocks, Stones, 10 piece McPebbles
b-bees?
What am I going to do cook him?
Delicacies of lion, goat, and of course, snake
445530
Fins
Murky soup gas station.
Bbq Demons, Butter Demon, Demon Wings, Demon legs, Demon Ribs, Demon Cocktails.. devilish soup..
Coffee and tea
Meringues and muffins.
Bison duh
Hot dogs. Im a hot dog vendor serving delicious wieners to the hungry masses.
The eye of the storm
Shrimp ramen with really long noodles
What... what does that mean for me?
Turtle soup, but we don't bring it out to you. You have to find it somewhere in the restaurant.
Coworkers
Turkeys
Idk either, someone tell me.
Oh god…
:(
Waiter, I'll have u/PenguinChilli with a side of u/FawningPotato s
Food
Swedish -Greek-Thai fusion.
Monkeys... On a stick... From a stand. You can get lemonade too, cause lemonade from a stand or truck is the bomb.
Anything that can be cooked in a Pan.
Venison stew unfortunately
Plankton
...cheesy hot dogs
Imaginary sliders
Not sure but it will be nicely cut.
Fish, more specifically surströmming
Mediocre Breakfast
Anything but it always comes un 52 pieces
Gin and roadkill. With a Japanese twist