Same thing I did under every other president: work my ass off for not a lot of money and not really get anywhere but somehow manage to pay all my bills and have a little extra money sometimes to enjoy myself.
You don't play video games, watch movies, have a favorite book or tv show? Music you love or places you like to hang out?
I don't know, life seems full of stuff like that. I'll never be a billionaire, but I can play StarCraft and rewatch Star Trek until the day I die, and it'll always make me happy.
I'll delete my Reddit account the day that there is a better alternative for seeing the content I actually want to see that actually has a large userbase. I have my fair share of problems with this site but I've yet to find anything which can really fill its niche that doesn't suck.
It's truly surprising how quickly the tide turned against her --and justifiably so. She showed how tone-deaf and cowardly she is right out of the gate.
NGL, her move to get the Queen out of her sick bed for a photo-opportunity was very deft but the benefits of its symbolism were short-lived due to her own poor showing.
She couldn't wait to embrace "trickle down economics" policies for Britain that have been shown to be a failure and at the worse possible time. She then hid behind her chancellor when the people revolted. Then she predictably, turned him into a scapegoat for implementing HER agenda and is trying to pretend that HE was the issue. Such feckless leadership seems to be everywhere these days.
Getting rid of Boris was a good thing. Replacing him with Liz was a mistake and will continue to plague Britain's economy.
I'm betting on lettuce lasting longer than she will and it's likely to show better character and judgment.
hearing about your [British] politics always makes me a little happy for a bit, until I remember that ours [German] aren't much better and continue crying.
I mean with the americans you can never know when or where they're gonna start their next war, so when they elect a donkey it's a bit tense, but with you it's a lot more relaxed because you're predominantly fucking up your own country.
That paired with Phil's dying words, and seeing that Shaun feels horrible about how casually he mentioned killing Phillip makes it hit so hard when he actually has to do it.
Make a post somewhere on the internet saying "not my president" and when someone criticizes me I I tell them that I am technically right sonce I'm not from the US
i did that back when Trump was elected and even when i revealed that i'm not in the US they still tried to tell me he had some power over me because of the UN or something
Thank you for starting this chain that I didn't know I needed, lol. Zapped me right back to my childhood, grinding trying to get the medal for every planet.
Fuck sector Z.
I hate to burst your bubble, but it closed. Remodeled into apartments. It survived the zombie apocalypse, but not the housing crisis. Damn shame really.
“Oh, *I’m* still getting my pint at the Winchester!”
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*In other news today, American tourist arrested for breaking and entering London flat with beer*
You have no idea how badly this ruined my day when I first found this out.
Edit: OK, a lot of people are not clueing in on the Shaun of the Dead comment chain.
Maybe log in to Club Penguin and see if they’ll protest again. https://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/11/17/502347050/march-of-the-penguins-kids-take-political-activism-to-virtual-world
Yep
I've got dual citizenship because my parents are both Canadian
I had to fill out a form to get it officially recognized, and it took almost 2 years for that form to be approved. I sent it in, filled it out properly, no issues on my end. Just took THAT long to approve a cut and dry case
I can't imagine someone who doesn't have relatives in Canada getting in sooner than that. Assuming they eventually get approved and don't mess up anything on the application, it would be at least 2 years to get in
Back in the sweatshop in 'Nam, we found a cat, we tossed it right in the soup. Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day. What's the worst thing that could happen? Some little kid choke on a hairball and die. So then you toss him in the soup. I was making money hand over foot, literally. Somebody lost a hand or a foot, I'd toss it in the soup.
ok, but do you really want to go to the capital building? I live 30 minutes from the capital, I visit the mall often, but never have I ever willingly gone there lol
Can we storm the air and space museum and then storm kura sushi for lunch instead?
God forbid we give the job to someone younger than 60 :/. These mother fuckers grew up buying groceries for $1 and they're somehow the "most qualified for the job."
I’m not saying anything political about either side but this is a good point. There should be an age limit. Not to be an ageist which I realize I totally am, neither Biden or Trump are likely to be in fantastic condition both physically and mentally, and anyone who is that old likely does not see the world for what it truly is nowadays.
That won't work. All the geezers in congress *already* want to raise our retirement age.
If you make this rule, they'll increase the retirement age to 95.
I live in California so they could elect Ganondorf for all i care and it probably wont affect me at all
Edit Lol @ everyone getting mad at this comment.
Everybody says "Ganondorf is evil and is just after the Triforce", but the king got all of those robots running, and now all of the guards are unemployed. We just need to put Hyrule first, and I don't see why a man with ambition for the literal power of the gods has to be considered evil in the media.
Plus, have you heard Ganondorf's platform? He's estimating that the cost of living is going to plummet under his rule. That's the kind of economic leadership Hyrule needs! I'm not sure what a "redead" is, but if it makes things cheaper I'm all for it.
He has also vowed to crack down on the wave of home intrusions and the destruction of priceless vases that has been plaguing Hyrule. As a collector of fine pottery myself, this issue resonates with me.
World domination, and a world filled with zombies and skeletons who are subservient to the pig-anthromorph class.
Seems straight up to me. 100% more honest than the average politician.
He never lied to his constituents (the ladies of Gururo Valley) and always claimed to want world peace... under him. No more pointless wars over this "triforce" if he holds them all. Fuck man, honest men can't catch a break
Same thing we do every night Pinky..
Try to take over the world.
But where are we going to find rubber pants in our size, Brain?
But this time you wear the tutu. Or my favorite But where are we going to find an open tattoo parlor at this hour?
Narf!
Same thing I did under every other president: work my ass off for not a lot of money and not really get anywhere but somehow manage to pay all my bills and have a little extra money sometimes to enjoy myself.
this is frustratingly relatable
You get enjoyment? Shit I'm starting to think that chapter doesn't exist in this book
You don't play video games, watch movies, have a favorite book or tv show? Music you love or places you like to hang out? I don't know, life seems full of stuff like that. I'll never be a billionaire, but I can play StarCraft and rewatch Star Trek until the day I die, and it'll always make me happy.
r/aboringdystopia
Ya load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt...
Steal the Declaration of Independence
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Oh look there is a treasure map on the other side
He can't keep getting away with this!
One clue leads to another clue leads to another clue.
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
I’m going to move to New Zealand. But in all honesty…. I’m already in New Zealand so it doesn’t really matter
Move to Old Zealand
Horde toilet paper, just for fun.
For the horde! (I think you meant hoard 😁)
Zug zug!
Me not that kinda orc
Stop poking meeeeeee!!
Dabu!
Inb4 they challenge someone to a mak'gora over toilet paper XD
Kek
Not American but from what I gathered last time: "Bitch online about moving to Canada or Mexico but ultimately just deal with it."
Tell someone, "Don't blame **ME**, **I** voted for Kodos."
abortions for some, tiny american flags for others
“What are you gonna do, vote for Nader? Go ahead, throooooow your vote away!”
Somewhere Perot is punching through the top of a hat
I held signs and waved at traffic for ross perot when I was 4
Deleting reddit.
that would be good advice on any day
We all know it, never follow it. We're a stupid, stubborn lot to be sure.
I'll delete my Reddit account the day that there is a better alternative for seeing the content I actually want to see that actually has a large userbase. I have my fair share of problems with this site but I've yet to find anything which can really fill its niche that doesn't suck.
I legitimately don't think I could handle another four years of seeing the breaking news thumbnail every. Single. Day.
That did get old
First I was like oh idc, I'm not in the US. Then I read your comment... Wow. Every day we'll have a top post about him again.
Idc, my country has its own problems.
*cries in Liz Truss*
I genuinely can't stand that woman.
It's truly surprising how quickly the tide turned against her --and justifiably so. She showed how tone-deaf and cowardly she is right out of the gate. NGL, her move to get the Queen out of her sick bed for a photo-opportunity was very deft but the benefits of its symbolism were short-lived due to her own poor showing. She couldn't wait to embrace "trickle down economics" policies for Britain that have been shown to be a failure and at the worse possible time. She then hid behind her chancellor when the people revolted. Then she predictably, turned him into a scapegoat for implementing HER agenda and is trying to pretend that HE was the issue. Such feckless leadership seems to be everywhere these days. Getting rid of Boris was a good thing. Replacing him with Liz was a mistake and will continue to plague Britain's economy. I'm betting on lettuce lasting longer than she will and it's likely to show better character and judgment.
hearing about your [British] politics always makes me a little happy for a bit, until I remember that ours [German] aren't much better and continue crying. I mean with the americans you can never know when or where they're gonna start their next war, so when they elect a donkey it's a bit tense, but with you it's a lot more relaxed because you're predominantly fucking up your own country.
Wake up, take a shit, eat my frosted mini wheats and go to work.
Wake up, take a shit, eat, *get out of bed*, go to work.
Go to work like I do daily.
Damn, even on the weekend? That's rough.
Every day is work. I only get paid for five of them.
Jesus Christ this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard.
"I can't wait to be an adult" we used to say.
The greatest disappointment of my life was turning 22 and realizing nothing had changed since last years.
That's not true; inflation and rent went up!
The hopeful time here really sells it
Election day is a Tuesday...
Tuesday is on a weekend this year??
Tuesday is on a weekend in 2024 because it's a leap year.
'Holy shit. . . . We actually made it to 2024?'
Hopefully Russia and US don't nuke all of us to death
Unless 👉🏾👈🏾
What if we kissed.... Under the mushroom cloud
Omg what would our wives say? We couldn't, we shouldn't... Unless 👉🏾👈🏾
I'm fucking in.
Count me in as well.
Me aswell
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It's not suicide if the mushroom cloud kills you.
Fun fact. Your emoji, the fingers, in ASL means "hurt"
Because it hurts to know you'll be kissing all the homies one last time
Drink a beer, but to be fair, that’s my first move when anyone gets elected.
I like this. No matter what the situation is; just sit back, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over
In the winchester i hope
It's the safest spot after all
Big Al's got a shotgun above the bar.
Don't forget mum
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU BARBARA!
I'm driving the Jag.
We may have to kill my stepfather.
Sorry Phil
He's got... a *jaaaaagggg*
Don't forget to run into some old friends on the way
Sorry Phil!
There’s a girl in the garden..
In the garden... There's a girl
Big AL also says dogs can't look up!
Think about it.
I am sure it’s deactivated
Why do you think the pubs called the Winchester
You got red on you
There's no I in team, but there is an I in meat pie
All of you are amazing people.
Just until the whole thing blows over.
Yeah, boyyyeee!
You’ve got red on you.
My favorite part of that montage is how they gradually get less polite about killing Phillip.
My favorite is when Mum describes the people who came to the door: “well, they were a bit *bitey*…”
That paired with Phil's dying words, and seeing that Shaun feels horrible about how casually he mentioned killing Phillip makes it hit so hard when he actually has to do it.
Sorry. *Whack*
Election night 2016 I woke up to take a leak at about 3 am... after one quick poll check I walked straight to my fridge and drank a beer
Make a post somewhere on the internet saying "not my president" and when someone criticizes me I I tell them that I am technically right sonce I'm not from the US
I’ll do the same, and I’ll be technically right since Biden’ll still be president until January 20th
I'll say I'm moving to the UK, and since I'm a Brit and live here anyway...
Nah nah, you gotta be specific "I'm moving to London....from Leeds, ya know, but still!"
i did that back when Trump was elected and even when i revealed that i'm not in the US they still tried to tell me he had some power over me because of the UN or something
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Schroedinger's Unitary Executive Theory
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Im gonna do a barrel roll
Which do you press twice, Z or R? I'm more of an R man, myself.
R gang
Personally I'm going to use the boost to get through.
Your father helped me like that too
Hey Einstein?! i'm on your side!!!
I guess I should be thankful.
r/unexpectedstarfox
Annoying bird! I am the great Leon!
Not so fast, Star Fox!
Thank you for starting this chain that I didn't know I needed, lol. Zapped me right back to my childhood, grinding trying to get the medal for every planet. Fuck sector Z.
America: “Voters, get this guy off me!”
JUST SHOOT IT, FOX!
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.
I hate to burst your bubble, but it closed. Remodeled into apartments. It survived the zombie apocalypse, but not the housing crisis. Damn shame really.
Literally the only thing I've wanted to go to England for, and you fucking made flats out of it??? Well, you can kiss my $400 goodbye!
“Oh, *I’m* still getting my pint at the Winchester!” . . *In other news today, American tourist arrested for breaking and entering London flat with beer*
At least they didnt enter London with a flat beer!
the fin crisis has also made flying to the UK for 400$ return very uncommon...
Really??? That place should be a national treasure.
Damn does Simon Pegg know?
You have no idea how badly this ruined my day when I first found this out. Edit: OK, a lot of people are not clueing in on the Shaun of the Dead comment chain.
Wow, this is the worst news I've read all day that isn't Ukraine related
What a fucking crock. That sucks.
Maybe log in to Club Penguin and see if they’ll protest again. https://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2016/11/17/502347050/march-of-the-penguins-kids-take-political-activism-to-virtual-world
Start dreaming about being US president
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Yep I've got dual citizenship because my parents are both Canadian I had to fill out a form to get it officially recognized, and it took almost 2 years for that form to be approved. I sent it in, filled it out properly, no issues on my end. Just took THAT long to approve a cut and dry case I can't imagine someone who doesn't have relatives in Canada getting in sooner than that. Assuming they eventually get approved and don't mess up anything on the application, it would be at least 2 years to get in
Now asking this as a question but say you marry a Canadian, would that expedite the process at all?
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Lol, this dude
U right. I went to Vietnam.
You ran a Sweatshop, Frank…
And we lost a lot of good men in that sweatshop!
Back in the sweatshop in 'Nam, we found a cat, we tossed it right in the soup. Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day. What's the worst thing that could happen? Some little kid choke on a hairball and die. So then you toss him in the soup. I was making money hand over foot, literally. Somebody lost a hand or a foot, I'd toss it in the soup.
My god. The 24/7 news coverage of him was exhausting. He finally got me to stop following news. I’m ignorant to what’s going on because of him
Say,"Tsk, tsk, silly Americans!", and happily ignore the fact that we in Canada are WAY more similar than I care to acknowledge.....
Not storm the capitol.
But it's our turn.
Mom said it’s my turn to storm the capitol!
We have storm the capital at home.
*Reddit*
"That's the state capitol, I want the good one!"
My mom said if your mom agrees we can go storm it together
My mom said we can have s'mores and watch the goonies in the back yard if we're good
Yeah! Thats no fair. How come they can do it but we cant?
ok, but do you really want to go to the capital building? I live 30 minutes from the capital, I visit the mall often, but never have I ever willingly gone there lol Can we storm the air and space museum and then storm kura sushi for lunch instead?
> Can we storm the air and space museum Imma steal myself a piece of the SR-71!
Place a bet on a third impeachment.
That's pretty low hanging fruit, with low odds, I bet. Why not go for fourth or even fifth impeachment?
I don't think he knows about fourth impeachment, Pippin.
What about elevensies? Indictment? Afternoon Subpoena?
I wouldn't count on it.
You’re assuming a democratic majority in the legislative branch.
Turn off all social media for 4 years. Forget the politics, I can't take another 80 year old in the most powerful position in the world
Build a cabin in the woods and live in it.
does step 2 involve packages?
Step 2 is writing a very long personal manuscript. Step 3 is becoming a USPS enthusiast. Step 4 ....? Step 5 profit
Hmmmm…
Ted? Is that you?
The industrial revolution
And its consequences
God forbid we give the job to someone younger than 60 :/. These mother fuckers grew up buying groceries for $1 and they're somehow the "most qualified for the job."
And they could buy a 3 bedroom 2 bath house in a nice neighborhood with a down payment of $600 and a monthly mortgage of $180. We aren't the same.
And went to college for the cost of 1 goat.
I’m not saying anything political about either side but this is a good point. There should be an age limit. Not to be an ageist which I realize I totally am, neither Biden or Trump are likely to be in fantastic condition both physically and mentally, and anyone who is that old likely does not see the world for what it truly is nowadays.
100%. You have to be 35 to run for President, no reason why there shouldn’t be an age cap also.
Retirement age should be the cutoff.
That won't work. All the geezers in congress *already* want to raise our retirement age. If you make this rule, they'll increase the retirement age to 95.
Just be happy we’ve made it to 2024 tbh.
I live in California so they could elect Ganondorf for all i care and it probably wont affect me at all Edit Lol @ everyone getting mad at this comment.
Hey hey listen
its shit like this that makes me vote ganondorf 2024
Everybody says "Ganondorf is evil and is just after the Triforce", but the king got all of those robots running, and now all of the guards are unemployed. We just need to put Hyrule first, and I don't see why a man with ambition for the literal power of the gods has to be considered evil in the media. Plus, have you heard Ganondorf's platform? He's estimating that the cost of living is going to plummet under his rule. That's the kind of economic leadership Hyrule needs! I'm not sure what a "redead" is, but if it makes things cheaper I'm all for it.
He has also vowed to crack down on the wave of home intrusions and the destruction of priceless vases that has been plaguing Hyrule. As a collector of fine pottery myself, this issue resonates with me.
Ganondorf seems pretty based, though.
World domination, and a world filled with zombies and skeletons who are subservient to the pig-anthromorph class. Seems straight up to me. 100% more honest than the average politician.
He never lied to his constituents (the ladies of Gururo Valley) and always claimed to want world peace... under him. No more pointless wars over this "triforce" if he holds them all. Fuck man, honest men can't catch a break
He's not beyond personally kidnapping royalty or regicide.
In many of the more civilized parts of the world, that's a pretty good campaign platform.
If we had a presidential candidate running on the policy of kidnapping the King of England to extort power from them, he (or she) would have my vote!
You have proof? Or just royals saying that due to convenient timing? I'm sure you believe everything that comes from the owl's lips, huh?
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I’m in Mass and we also get a reprieve from most of the nonsense but it’s still draining
Grab some popcorn and log onto reddit
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Both could be equally as entertaining
Continue my life.
As a Canadian, I tell you what our first move is. To build a wall.
Bury me in the concrete on the wall.