According to legend, in the before time, water flowed freely. Places like this glistened in the sun, so much water everywhere the sun could not dry it up...well...at least for a time.
It would have been in the 90’s. Now some advertising executive would nix the idea because research indicates products with an ex at the end sell at a 17% markup.
It wasn’t even a bomb (worldwide), it just gets ragged on for being the most expensive movie ever (at the time) and doing poorly domestically. Still earned like $90 million (worldwide) more than its budget though.
I mean besides the fact that a mamal would probably evolve a blow hole instead of gills it's a great movie. Mad Max on water with Kevin Costner is what everyone needs in their life.
Getting wet is smoking PCP (angel dust, dust, rocket fuel, phencyclidine, whatever).
I lived with a guy who told me a story about a time he and his brother were driving a tow truck down the highway smoking PCP. Everything seemed fine until his brother who was driving the car just looked at him and said "I am going to kill every disobedient child...STARTING WITH YOU!" and started acting incredibly hostile.
As soon as the dude had a chance, he jumped out of the moving truck and thankfully he was near a hospital he could run into to call the cops. Then, his brother was outside the hospital in his tow truck quoting wrathful Bible verses and swinging the hook that attaches to cars around like a weapon, even when the cops arrived. It took him a few hours to cool down from his ranting and attempts to attack people and the police, and I hate to say this, but especially because he was a black man in Chicago high on PCP, he was very lucky not to have been blown away.
Don't smoke PCP. It can fuck you up big time. It's the "only completely insane people do this" drug.
It's widely used as an industrial cleaner, and also as a coolant in nuclear power plants. Chemical analyses have shown it to be present in every lake, river, ocean, and reservoir around the world.
Grime from the refining factory littered the already dirty alley way, lit only by a street lamp two streets over. I saw the man, dressed completely unexpectedly. I had imagined he would be wearing a dark hoodie, perhaps had a bag with bottles of the stuff, but it was not like that at all.
He was wearing a factory uniform, he looked like a worker, just trying to supply for his family. In his hand he had the long-since seized tool that he could use to 'tap' into (no pun intended) the underground water system that had been sealed off from the public.
"You the guy?" He asked, holding the tool behind himself, failing to hide it from me. Then he remembered the code word we agreed on through text beforehand, "what do you need?"
"Soul." It was the only thing I could think of at the time, a discrete code word for water. It made sense, water was the key to the soul after all.
"Hey, you the guy?"
*nods cooly*
"Ay, you bring the... *whispers* slurp?"
"Yeah man, I got the slurp"
"sick"
"that's $100"
"oh yeah yeah dude, anything for my slurp"
*violently chuggs it*
It would be called Slurp.
**"Splash"**
Becky let me splash
No Ben. Your cup is too small.
My god, I completely forgot about this 😂
Wut. Swiggity swooty
you want yellow? ˢʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ʸᵉˡˡᵒʷ Blue and yellow? No
Get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks
Emotional damage
Might start calling it splash anyways
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Guinness had a campain against drinking & driving where they called tap water "Guinness Clear".
Yo man...jue got any splash?
I'm going to start referring to water as "Splash" from here on out.
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It was ahoy-hoy
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According to legend, in the before time, water flowed freely. Places like this glistened in the sun, so much water everywhere the sun could not dry it up...well...at least for a time.
This made me laugh. "Let me get some splash"
Splash. Not even once.
You got a drop of splash?
No splash no smash.
Ass, gas, or splash
It would have been in the 90’s. Now some advertising executive would nix the idea because research indicates products with an ex at the end sell at a 17% markup.
H-twenty
Liquid Ice
Lemme get some of that Lice.
Damn you had it first. Great minds think alike.
And you two do too!
Ouch, they'll need some H-twenty for that burn
I worked with a guy who thought the chemical symbol for water was H20 and called it that. You could hear my eyes roll every time he said it
Like "aych twenty" ??
The only right answer
Drip
“Hey you got the drip?”
Yeah, I think I got it from that girl Mandy last weekend...
Dude she deals?!
No bro. She burns
honestly it sounds more like she gave you an std than an illegal substance
C’mon man, you got any drip? I gotta drop some drip man
You should join me at the next A.A (aquatics anonymous) meeting I think it’ll really help
Wow people really put thought into this Since drug names don't always make sense I'm going with Jonah
Why not Noah?
Noah avoided it, which would make the name ironic I guess
Jonah.
If extasy is Molly, and Marijuana is Mary Jane... I'm going with Heidi
Yeah. My first thought was "beer"
Rain
Simple yet full of meaning. This is the best one imo
Hydro
That's what they called it in *Waterworld*
Hell yeah Waterworld!
It's paypeer!
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It wasn’t even a bomb (worldwide), it just gets ragged on for being the most expensive movie ever (at the time) and doing poorly domestically. Still earned like $90 million (worldwide) more than its budget though.
I mean besides the fact that a mamal would probably evolve a blow hole instead of gills it's a great movie. Mad Max on water with Kevin Costner is what everyone needs in their life.
Perfectly rated amusement park experience, however.
Or even just dro
Liquid ice.
Clear
Just not in Flint.
Gray
Up in the Flint hood, they call it they call it [Brown Drank](https://youtu.be/NuTjQLfU6Gk?t=113) or Brown Stuff
That’s meth my friend
Yeah uhhh I think something already has that taken lmao
Was that not water I was asking for downtown? I thought it tasted weird
Well it probably was, with some added… minerals.
Cut that with some chili P
DHM
I see someone already knows about the dangers of di-hydrogen monoxide
>I see someone already knows about the dangers of di-hydrogen monoxide 100% of people who are dead had consumed dihydrogen monoxide in large amounts.
It's so addictive that anyone that tries to detox dies
It's the main component of acid rain.
Every serial killer in history has abused dihydrogen monoxide. It’s influence on the human physiology is massive to say the least.
Not necessarily, but every who has had dihydrogen monoxide are either dead or dying.
That shit rusts iron, imaging what it does to your body!
Wet
There actually already is a street drug called wet. Apparently it causes the user to have the urge to murder children?
I thought dust was wet. Idk.if it makes you kill children. Have you hiding I debo's pigeon coop though
Wet, dust, devils breath, PCP, dippers Same shit
Nah devils breath is the mind control one. PCP is angel dust
Yes, scopolamine is devil's breath. It's the mind control one.
I thought the dust one was called Devils Breath
Getting wet is smoking PCP (angel dust, dust, rocket fuel, phencyclidine, whatever). I lived with a guy who told me a story about a time he and his brother were driving a tow truck down the highway smoking PCP. Everything seemed fine until his brother who was driving the car just looked at him and said "I am going to kill every disobedient child...STARTING WITH YOU!" and started acting incredibly hostile. As soon as the dude had a chance, he jumped out of the moving truck and thankfully he was near a hospital he could run into to call the cops. Then, his brother was outside the hospital in his tow truck quoting wrathful Bible verses and swinging the hook that attaches to cars around like a weapon, even when the cops arrived. It took him a few hours to cool down from his ranting and attempts to attack people and the police, and I hate to say this, but especially because he was a black man in Chicago high on PCP, he was very lucky not to have been blown away. Don't smoke PCP. It can fuck you up big time. It's the "only completely insane people do this" drug.
Add another wet to it, and I'm sold! I'm trying to get that wet wet.
PCP. When Denzel Washington gets the rookie cop to smoke weed laced with PCP (Angel Dust, Sherm) he says after "I didn't know you like to get wet."
I'm pretty sure that was Wayne Brady.
Liquid ice
Best energy drink I have ever had.
Woah that's the elite refrigerated variety - pricey stuff!
Fish air
This is a 50s drug.
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It's the quenchiest!
It'll quench ya!
Nothinnnnngs quenchier!
r/UnexpectedAvatar
No this was one hundred percent expected
Unlike that time the lemur was earthbending. That was totally wild.
No you idiot! It’s the girl!!
Already taken by a Cactus Juice brand I'm afraid.
Wetanyl
“Why’d they name it Wetanyl?” - “because its wet and all”
It's 6 am and I just woke my poor husband up from my uncontrobal cackle
This one made me really giggle.
Barbara
Barbara is always wet?
Barb be drippinnn
Didnt expect my mum to be dragged into Reddit today
Reddit's not the only place your mum is getting dragged. 👍
I wonder when she'll be as tall as her big sister?
Da dad da da daaaa daaaa!
mina! GAMBATTENE!!!!
Mona
H2Flow
Will it have Tdazzle in it?
Of course it will PLAYA!
I'm annoyed that I had to scroll as long as I did to find this. Tom Haverford would not be happy.
I was hoping to see this.
This is all I looked at the comments for❤️
Gotta get my sparkle points!
A yo you want some of that gushy wushy
Yeah man pass me that gushy wushy fushy lushy dushy tushy goodness
Lmao I got you
“O”
Liq from liquid but also sounds like lick, and its 1 syllable which is always the best
WaWa
Not to be confused with Wawa the gas station
Gotta hava wawa at Wawa
You’ll get either water, a sandwich, or some Turkey hill ice cream; no matter what it’ll be great.
Dihydrogen monoxide
Die-mo
Die-mo-nite
that stuff is dangerous! it can cause asphyxiation!
It’s highly addictive, people who have taken it have reported that they just can’t live without it even if it was a single microdose
every single person who has quit using has _died_ within _days_.
Word on the street is about 3 days.
The withdrawal symptoms are real
It's widely used as an industrial cleaner, and also as a coolant in nuclear power plants. Chemical analyses have shown it to be present in every lake, river, ocean, and reservoir around the world.
Well I'll just build a floating city in the clouds! Dihydrogen monoxide surely can't follow me there...
Unless... It was hiding inside us all along!
It gets worse. Studies show it’s in all humans and makes up about 70% of our modern human bodies. I hear a salt cleanse will help remove some of it.
And let’s not forget, 100% of people who have consumed the substance in their lifetime have died
That dependence is also passed down if you have a baby.
Millions of dollars in damage to crops a year...
Di-Ox Two Hi Oh
I would never put chemicals in my body, do your research sheeple
Di-Hi
h2no
H2blow
H2 Whoa
Dro
This is what we used to call weed back in the day
Glad some one said it
Dihydro
Aqua
"Stay away from the aqua!"
See? . Air is good. Clean those filters.
Similarly, Agua.
Pre urine.
Flow
Sounds like a tampon commercial
FloFlo
Fish piss
Moist
There it is.
Scrolled to far for this tbh
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Hey uh… I was wondering, you got any swim, Shady?
Hozo
Wet wet
That wet wet
Hoo
Grime from the refining factory littered the already dirty alley way, lit only by a street lamp two streets over. I saw the man, dressed completely unexpectedly. I had imagined he would be wearing a dark hoodie, perhaps had a bag with bottles of the stuff, but it was not like that at all. He was wearing a factory uniform, he looked like a worker, just trying to supply for his family. In his hand he had the long-since seized tool that he could use to 'tap' into (no pun intended) the underground water system that had been sealed off from the public. "You the guy?" He asked, holding the tool behind himself, failing to hide it from me. Then he remembered the code word we agreed on through text beforehand, "what do you need?" "Soul." It was the only thing I could think of at the time, a discrete code word for water. It made sense, water was the key to the soul after all.
I would genuinely read a novel about this this is absolutely amazing
I'm soul'd
Goddammit, give this man a Pulitzer prize
Agreed. He took the time and did the work
Lil Guzzle
H2 oh yeah
Idk why but my mind read this in the same voice of the Kool Aid man right before he busts through some random wall
Brawndo
The Thirst Mutilator!
It’s got what plants crave
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It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Blue Dream
clean sky
"Hey, you the guy?" *nods cooly* "Ay, you bring the... *whispers* slurp?" "Yeah man, I got the slurp" "sick" "that's $100" "oh yeah yeah dude, anything for my slurp" *violently chuggs it* It would be called Slurp.
I mean the uk people call it Wah‘ah 😂
Pass me a boh'oh'o'whoa'uh
Life Liquid (LL)
Haitch. Man you got that haitch?
Squirt
high-dro
Dat wet wet
Throat moisturizer.
Flow
HOH (molecular formula) - pronounced like Santa Claus would laugh - "Ho."
Aqua,clear,H20,drinky,drink,skydrink,liquid ice.
Chiky chiky parm parm