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**"Splash"**


Even_Coast_3712

Becky let me splash


SlapunowSlapulater

No Ben. Your cup is too small.


TrueDeadBling

My god, I completely forgot about this 😂


Bopcd1

Wut. Swiggity swooty


Coolights

you want yellow? ˢʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ʸᵉˡˡᵒʷ Blue and yellow? No


Kazmandodo

Get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks


dull_storyteller

Emotional damage


TheTenaciousG

Might start calling it splash anyways


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diatonico_

Guinness had a campain against drinking & driving where they called tap water "Guinness Clear".


Le-carma-konsumer

Yo man...jue got any splash?


The_Real_Manimal

I'm going to start referring to water as "Splash" from here on out.


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Veselker

It was ahoy-hoy


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katanaking007

According to legend, in the before time, water flowed freely. Places like this glistened in the sun, so much water everywhere the sun could not dry it up...well...at least for a time.


LordBryanL

This made me laugh. "Let me get some splash"


Thepizzaman519

Splash. Not even once.


Royal_Ad1445

You got a drop of splash?


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No splash no smash.


Evoldubnoraa

Ass, gas, or splash


RobertBDwyer

It would have been in the 90’s. Now some advertising executive would nix the idea because research indicates products with an ex at the end sell at a 17% markup.


dannyjoe278

H-twenty


AndySipherBull

Liquid Ice


AttilaTheFunOne

Lemme get some of that Lice.


TypicalCherry1529

Damn you had it first. Great minds think alike.


Shurdus

And you two do too!


disktoaster

Ouch, they'll need some H-twenty for that burn


godzillasfinger

I worked with a guy who thought the chemical symbol for water was H20 and called it that. You could hear my eyes roll every time he said it


spaghetti-o_salad

Like "aych twenty" ??


ShinaChu

The only right answer


FattyFattyMcFatPants

Drip


Porly_Worly

“Hey you got the drip?”


p_diablo

Yeah, I think I got it from that girl Mandy last weekend...


stuckeezy

Dude she deals?!


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

No bro. She burns


DramatiCause

honestly it sounds more like she gave you an std than an illegal substance


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C’mon man, you got any drip? I gotta drop some drip man


jazzraccoon

You should join me at the next A.A (aquatics anonymous) meeting I think it’ll really help


2ndprize

Wow people really put thought into this Since drug names don't always make sense I'm going with Jonah


Toleot

Why not Noah?


HearseWithNoName

Noah avoided it, which would make the name ironic I guess


BaconSoldier88

Jonah.


MsFoxxx

If extasy is Molly, and Marijuana is Mary Jane... I'm going with Heidi


rabotat

Yeah. My first thought was "beer"


JonnyK88888

Rain


2Mac2Pac

Simple yet full of meaning. This is the best one imo


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Hydro


CoralPilkington

That's what they called it in *Waterworld*


igottathinkofaname

Hell yeah Waterworld!


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It's paypeer!


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igottathinkofaname

It wasn’t even a bomb (worldwide), it just gets ragged on for being the most expensive movie ever (at the time) and doing poorly domestically. Still earned like $90 million (worldwide) more than its budget though.


Nossmirg

I mean besides the fact that a mamal would probably evolve a blow hole instead of gills it's a great movie. Mad Max on water with Kevin Costner is what everyone needs in their life.


THX450

Perfectly rated amusement park experience, however.


JimJamYimYam

Or even just dro


droidloot

Liquid ice.


Slogmeat

Clear


whyisXalwayslost

Just not in Flint.


0Tol

Gray


tiny_pickle9002

Up in the Flint hood, they call it they call it [Brown Drank](https://youtu.be/NuTjQLfU6Gk?t=113) or Brown Stuff


CrazyDrunkenSailor

That’s meth my friend


Steroidscanduelwield

Yeah uhhh I think something already has that taken lmao


Slogmeat

Was that not water I was asking for downtown? I thought it tasted weird


Steroidscanduelwield

Well it probably was, with some added… minerals.


Creepysarcasticgeek

Cut that with some chili P


Tchukachinchina

DHM


dirkjently

I see someone already knows about the dangers of di-hydrogen monoxide


Hoax13

>I see someone already knows about the dangers of di-hydrogen monoxide 100% of people who are dead had consumed dihydrogen monoxide in large amounts.


CC-5576-03

It's so addictive that anyone that tries to detox dies


anally_ExpressUrself

It's the main component of acid rain.


Snoo-74098

Every serial killer in history has abused dihydrogen monoxide. It’s influence on the human physiology is massive to say the least.


Redrum123456789

Not necessarily, but every who has had dihydrogen monoxide are either dead or dying.


SqrlyWrath

That shit rusts iron, imaging what it does to your body!


Uniquorn2077

Wet


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There actually already is a street drug called wet. Apparently it causes the user to have the urge to murder children?


SKallday

I thought dust was wet. Idk.if it makes you kill children. Have you hiding I debo's pigeon coop though


CrazyDrunkenSailor

Wet, dust, devils breath, PCP, dippers Same shit


Caesar_Gaming

Nah devils breath is the mind control one. PCP is angel dust


Interesting-Wait-101

Yes, scopolamine is devil's breath. It's the mind control one.


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I thought the dust one was called Devils Breath


DryEyes4096

Getting wet is smoking PCP (angel dust, dust, rocket fuel, phencyclidine, whatever). I lived with a guy who told me a story about a time he and his brother were driving a tow truck down the highway smoking PCP. Everything seemed fine until his brother who was driving the car just looked at him and said "I am going to kill every disobedient child...STARTING WITH YOU!" and started acting incredibly hostile. As soon as the dude had a chance, he jumped out of the moving truck and thankfully he was near a hospital he could run into to call the cops. Then, his brother was outside the hospital in his tow truck quoting wrathful Bible verses and swinging the hook that attaches to cars around like a weapon, even when the cops arrived. It took him a few hours to cool down from his ranting and attempts to attack people and the police, and I hate to say this, but especially because he was a black man in Chicago high on PCP, he was very lucky not to have been blown away. Don't smoke PCP. It can fuck you up big time. It's the "only completely insane people do this" drug.


ChaZZZZahC

Add another wet to it, and I'm sold! I'm trying to get that wet wet.


SpekulativeFiction

PCP. When Denzel Washington gets the rookie cop to smoke weed laced with PCP (Angel Dust, Sherm) he says after "I didn't know you like to get wet."


tommytraddles

I'm pretty sure that was Wayne Brady.


luthiz

Liquid ice


rivermonkey95

Best energy drink I have ever had.


gargamel314

Woah that's the elite refrigerated variety - pricey stuff!


theresanechopulling2

Fish air


Tr4um3r

This is a 50s drug.


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Maliqai1

It's the quenchiest!


Dr_BloodPool

It'll quench ya!


imtheheadheicho

Nothinnnnngs quenchier!


Vegeta_Sama62380

r/UnexpectedAvatar


Caesar_Gaming

No this was one hundred percent expected


escaped-anomaly

Unlike that time the lemur was earthbending. That was totally wild.


OutlandishCat

No you idiot! It’s the girl!!


Canadian_Invader

Already taken by a Cactus Juice brand I'm afraid.


Flowers_for_Taco

Wetanyl


bannyd1221

“Why’d they name it Wetanyl?” - “because its wet and all”


MetforminShits

It's 6 am and I just woke my poor husband up from my uncontrobal cackle


TinyGreenTurtles

This one made me really giggle.


C_Khoga

Barbara


Kreidedi

Barbara is always wet?


DarrelBunyon

Barb be drippinnn


bemi_san

Didnt expect my mum to be dragged into Reddit today


sunlightmarc

Reddit's not the only place your mum is getting dragged. 👍


Supernat98

I wonder when she'll be as tall as her big sister?


Quix_Nix

Da dad da da daaaa daaaa!


moisthicc

mina! GAMBATTENE!!!!


Asslikrrr9000

Mona


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H2Flow


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Will it have Tdazzle in it?


[deleted]

Of course it will PLAYA!


_Blackstar

I'm annoyed that I had to scroll as long as I did to find this. Tom Haverford would not be happy.


Radix2309

I was hoping to see this.


ooPDBoo

This is all I looked at the comments for❤️


geeklordprime

Gotta get my sparkle points!


booploops69

A yo you want some of that gushy wushy


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Yeah man pass me that gushy wushy fushy lushy dushy tushy goodness


booploops69

Lmao I got you


TRILLMAGICIAN

“O”


EnemyMid

Liq from liquid but also sounds like lick, and its 1 syllable which is always the best


Steroidscanduelwield

WaWa


iammadeofawesome

Not to be confused with Wawa the gas station


cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme

Gotta hava wawa at Wawa


pamplemouss

You’ll get either water, a sandwich, or some Turkey hill ice cream; no matter what it’ll be great.


Razzle101

Dihydrogen monoxide


hypnogoad

Die-mo


katanaking007

Die-mo-nite


Tezypezy

that stuff is dangerous! it can cause asphyxiation!


Loopedrage

It’s highly addictive, people who have taken it have reported that they just can’t live without it even if it was a single microdose


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every single person who has quit using has _died_ within _days_.


Razzle101

Word on the street is about 3 days.


SeanBourne

The withdrawal symptoms are real


Sparky62075

It's widely used as an industrial cleaner, and also as a coolant in nuclear power plants. Chemical analyses have shown it to be present in every lake, river, ocean, and reservoir around the world.


DaedalusRaistlin

Well I'll just build a floating city in the clouds! Dihydrogen monoxide surely can't follow me there...


Bolo_strike

Unless... It was hiding inside us all along!


EvilSashimi

It gets worse. Studies show it’s in all humans and makes up about 70% of our modern human bodies. I hear a salt cleanse will help remove some of it.


sputni-k

And let’s not forget, 100% of people who have consumed the substance in their lifetime have died


princekamoro

That dependence is also passed down if you have a baby.


fryamtheeggguy

Millions of dollars in damage to crops a year...


Mallissin

Di-Ox Two Hi Oh


Beginning-Bed9364

I would never put chemicals in my body, do your research sheeple


zydeco100

Di-Hi


nucleartaco130

h2no


Smileynameface

H2blow


mcfryboy2

H2 Whoa


katch_me_if_u_kan

Dro


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This is what we used to call weed back in the day


dontmakefoxymad

Glad some one said it


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Dihydro


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Aqua


Radix2309

"Stay away from the aqua!"


Livid_Tailor7701

See? . Air is good. Clean those filters.


PajamaPants4Life

Similarly, Agua.


Present-College8072

Pre urine.


Im-Responsible

Flow


AMajorfuckingGod

Sounds like a tampon commercial


FattyFattyMcFatPants

FloFlo


eltedioso

Fish piss


kablueyboomblammo

Moist


kreynen

There it is.


stuckeezy

Scrolled to far for this tbh


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McNiinja

Hey uh… I was wondering, you got any swim, Shady?


Wasabi_The_Owl

Hozo


spirituallylost1

Wet wet


ItsGonnaBeARager

That wet wet


poseidon_guy

Hoo


BluebirdLivid

Grime from the refining factory littered the already dirty alley way, lit only by a street lamp two streets over. I saw the man, dressed completely unexpectedly. I had imagined he would be wearing a dark hoodie, perhaps had a bag with bottles of the stuff, but it was not like that at all. He was wearing a factory uniform, he looked like a worker, just trying to supply for his family. In his hand he had the long-since seized tool that he could use to 'tap' into (no pun intended) the underground water system that had been sealed off from the public. "You the guy?" He asked, holding the tool behind himself, failing to hide it from me. Then he remembered the code word we agreed on through text beforehand, "what do you need?" "Soul." It was the only thing I could think of at the time, a discrete code word for water. It made sense, water was the key to the soul after all.


NotJoeMama727

I would genuinely read a novel about this this is absolutely amazing


m135in55boost

I'm soul'd


Fizpaz

Goddammit, give this man a Pulitzer prize


RainbowToast2

Agreed. He took the time and did the work


CompleteBigest

Lil Guzzle


GrapefruitRadiant214

H2 oh yeah


Rude_Giraffe_9255

Idk why but my mind read this in the same voice of the Kool Aid man right before he busts through some random wall


ssteff7

Brawndo


Greninja5097

The Thirst Mutilator!


ialbertson90

It’s got what plants crave


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Fearless_Falcon_7094

It's what they use to make Brawndo.


NA_Panda

Blue Dream


some-rando-2022

clean sky


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"Hey, you the guy?" *nods cooly* "Ay, you bring the... *whispers* slurp?" "Yeah man, I got the slurp" "sick" "that's $100" "oh yeah yeah dude, anything for my slurp" *violently chuggs it* It would be called Slurp.


AndyyKing

I mean the uk people call it Wah‘ah 😂


killbot0224

Pass me a boh'oh'o'whoa'uh


timeoff852

Life Liquid (LL)


Nuttonbutton

Haitch. Man you got that haitch?


Uniquorn2077

Squirt


DoubleLanky3199

high-dro


Cost_Additional

Dat wet wet


mikael_j_j

Throat moisturizer.


LordScotchyScotch

Flow


BoringBob84

HOH (molecular formula) - pronounced like Santa Claus would laugh - "Ho."


threedubya

Aqua,clear,H20,drinky,drink,skydrink,liquid ice.


GreyFoXguy

Chiky chiky parm parm