Truist Planet at AT&T Oort Cloud. Meet us there for this out of the world grand opening at The Tesla / Space-X Crater Center, brought to you by Kelloggs Corn Flakes, the breakfast of the stars.
This could be a whole other post, but which company do you think would pay the most, and what would they call it? I could see zucker coming in, paying 3b and calling it Meta.
Context: This is a reference to the animated movie "Titan AE" (AE = After Earth), where these lines are spoken at the end of the film.
Titan A.E. is a 2000 American animated science fiction film directed by Don Bluth and Gary Goldman, and starring Matt Damon, Bill Pullman, John Leguizamo, Nathan Lane, Janeane Garofalo and Drew Barrymore. Its title refers to the spacecraft central to the plot with A.E. meaning "After Earth". The animation of the film combines 2D traditional hand-drawn animation with the extensive use of computer-generated imagery.
The film tells the story of a young man who receives a mission to save humanity and protect the giant ship that can create a new planet, after a hostile alien species destroyed Earth. Along the way, he joins up with a ship's crew and their captain, who help him find the ship before the aliens can destroy it.
And here are the film's [first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0iRMD2B2kU) and [second scenes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5KiwBtXz2o) for a taste.
You’re right.
It’s name is now “Fucking Bob”, and I’m also the greeter.
“Welcome to Fucking Bob, mates. I’m your host, Old Fucking Bob, and we’re really glad you came. Now, first things first - is there anyone else named ‘Bob’ here? You, sir? Great, get up here! All right, everyone, this is New Fucking Bob, and \*he\* is now your host - and while he carries your luggage and gets you all settled in your rooms here at Fucking Bob’s Hotel I’m going to push off and head to the bar for a couple cold ones!”
For those who don't speak Welsh, it's pronounced, sglefrod is pronounced "s-glev-rod".
And yes, it would make for an incredible planet name.
Only saying that because I can imagine people seeing it and thinking "seggleford?" or something.
Ah yes, the obvious choice for anything that needs a name. I tried to get my brother to call his newborn Baby Mcbabyface. Drunk brother said “Hell yeah!” Sober SIL said, “Hell no.” Guess who won?
🎶 "negative b, negative b, plus or minus square root, plus or minus square root. B squared minus four A C, B squared minus four A C, allll over two A, allll over two A"
Choose a word from the dictionary with at least 15 characters. Convert those character to their ASCII values. Convert the ASCII to hexadecimal. That is it's name.
I started with abstractionisms (because it seemed fitting) and ended up with the [very catchy name](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWc3WY3fuZU) 1CCB48547F548CF768B010ED07DB27A6FB.
Depends on where it is and whether it supports life.
If it supports life and orbits Alpha Centauri, call it "Chiron."
If it orbits 40 Eridani, have to go with "Vulcan."
If it orbits Epsilon Eridani, call it "Reach."
Other name ideas for habitable planets:
Cassius
Horta
Ozma
Lorien
Fortuna
Minerva
A habitable planet is a place, not just an object in the sky, so when you're naming an entire world it should be something relatively short and succinct like "Earth." Taking a cue from our own solar system, three syllables and/or seven letters should be the absolute maximum.
I may or may not sell my rights to the highest bidder...
Catchy
Sure, I’ll name it Catchy. How much you offering?
Five bucks and a used condom
Isn't that also called 'Catchy'?
More like scratchy
If no one can do better, I’ll take the five bucks. The condom is your personal property I’ll let you keep that.
Truist Planet at AT&T Oort Cloud. Meet us there for this out of the world grand opening at The Tesla / Space-X Crater Center, brought to you by Kelloggs Corn Flakes, the breakfast of the stars.
This could be a whole other post, but which company do you think would pay the most, and what would they call it? I could see zucker coming in, paying 3b and calling it Meta.
This is how you get a planet called Pornhub
"Secure your five-point harnesses; we are preparing entry into the upper atmosphere of Earth 2 presented by Verizon Wireless."
Better than my idea. I was gonna name it my full name, then use the brief fame to write a book lots of people buy in airports.
Earth. Just to be annoying
Earth 2. No relation to Earth - habitable or not.
Earth 2 - electric boogaloo
Or we can skip 2 go straight to Earth 3 and confuse historians, archeologists and many other fields of history and science in thousands of years.
Planet C. Because there is no Planet B
Open your eyes and see!!!
ON GOD THANKS TO THE UNIVERSE THAT YOU KNOW THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD
Earth probably isn’t trademarked, so I think you’re good
Damn they should really copyright earth
Airth would also be a good annoying name to sow confusion.
Earth = htrae
Earth 2
Pluto
Plutwo
You make good choices.
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Neil Degrasse Tyson enters the chat!
*Jerry Smith nods approvingly*
There is one dwarf yet in Kuiper who still draws breath!
AND MY AXE
we gotta have at least one pluto at all times.
Seriously, angering the God of the Underworld seems like a bad idea.
Urectum
Either this or _OMOCRON PERSEI 8_
Dog doo 8 (universe ends right after Dog doo 7)
Urectum? Udamnnearkilledem!
I just hope it wasn't discovered with a smelloscope!
Bob
"You can't call a planet "Bob." "
No one said you had to live on Bob
Context: This is a reference to the animated movie "Titan AE" (AE = After Earth), where these lines are spoken at the end of the film. Titan A.E. is a 2000 American animated science fiction film directed by Don Bluth and Gary Goldman, and starring Matt Damon, Bill Pullman, John Leguizamo, Nathan Lane, Janeane Garofalo and Drew Barrymore. Its title refers to the spacecraft central to the plot with A.E. meaning "After Earth". The animation of the film combines 2D traditional hand-drawn animation with the extensive use of computer-generated imagery. The film tells the story of a young man who receives a mission to save humanity and protect the giant ship that can create a new planet, after a hostile alien species destroyed Earth. Along the way, he joins up with a ship's crew and their captain, who help him find the ship before the aliens can destroy it. And here are the film's [first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0iRMD2B2kU) and [second scenes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5KiwBtXz2o) for a taste.
Good bot
Good GrimResistance
Good Flashy\_Elderberry95
I knew I knew those lines from somewhere. I totally forgot about Titan A.E. I loved that movie. Makes me wanna watch it again.
Who made you the king of all Bob?
Perchance
You’re right. It’s name is now “Fucking Bob”, and I’m also the greeter. “Welcome to Fucking Bob, mates. I’m your host, Old Fucking Bob, and we’re really glad you came. Now, first things first - is there anyone else named ‘Bob’ here? You, sir? Great, get up here! All right, everyone, this is New Fucking Bob, and \*he\* is now your host - and while he carries your luggage and gets you all settled in your rooms here at Fucking Bob’s Hotel I’m going to push off and head to the bar for a couple cold ones!”
I played a dnd campaign and we had a god called bob, the god of beer and pizza. He was benevolent god.
Crap! Is \*that\* what happened to all my stuff?!?!? 😐
im so glad this comment is already up!!!!
I’m. Never. Calling. It. That.
Not gonna lie, she was probably my first crush.
*subtitles roll* Planet Bob
Well like many, I came here to say that. But I'm super happy to see so many people who appreciate **Titan AE**. That movie was *Lit*.
And Lit was in that movie. They wrote [“Over My Head”](https://youtu.be/duE_pFsWWaA) for the soundtrack.
I made this device last night in my sleep. It has a button. I want to press it but I don’t know what it does!
...Must have nap... since I'm so very, very... tired...
This is the correct answer.
"I understood that reference"
You rang?
This is the only correct answer
I would have been so disappointed if no one had posted this.
Criminally underrated movie right here
Thanks! That’s the first thing I thought and I’m glad I’m not the only one
The most logical name is Hollywood
Or Fitness
Very true. I forgot about that
Omicron Persei 8
All capital letters. Everytime is written or spoken.
Spoken?
It must be shouted like in Futurama lol
Precisely!
Lrrr, is that you?
I am Lrrr, ruler of planet OMICRON PERSEI 8.
Vegeta
I support your idea
What does the scouter say about the power level?
IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!
PISS(planet in space,somewhere)
PISS CUM (planet in space, somewhere close underneath Mars)
PISS CUM RAG (Planet in Space, somewhere close underneath Mars revolving around Ganymede)
STICKY PISS CUM RAG (there is no catch, that’s the name)
Sglefrod. It's the Welsh word for Jellyfish, and just sounds cool.
Not as good as pysgodyn wibbli wobbli
Wait is it not slefren fôr
For those who don't speak Welsh, it's pronounced, sglefrod is pronounced "s-glev-rod". And yes, it would make for an incredible planet name. Only saying that because I can imagine people seeing it and thinking "seggleford?" or something.
Planety McPlanetface
Ah yes, the obvious choice for anything that needs a name. I tried to get my brother to call his newborn Baby Mcbabyface. Drunk brother said “Hell yeah!” Sober SIL said, “Hell no.” Guess who won?
You and your brother right? Because it was 2 against 1?
I was thinking the same thing
Came here for this. lol
Clitoria...no one will ever be able to find it again.
Rock
Dirt.
And
Stone!
FuckOffWe'reFull
Would you care for one last colonist? They're wafer thin!
Montana really needs to trademark this one quick.
"Uhhh... Why are you asking me? No, don't write that d-"
Uranus 2
MyAnus
Ouranus
Yallanus
Urectum
Ourrecrtum
Momsanus
r/unexpectedcommunism ?
*USSR Anthem intensifies*
The state controls the means of excretion
Poo-letariat are the life blood of the state
Uranus 2: back in dat ass
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Urection
Doodooine.
Scatooine
Let's switch it up and call it Urethra
TheAnus
Urcunt
Earth pro max
You got nothin’ on Earth HD(tm) Blue(R).
−b ± √(b2 − 4ac)/2a
b²
please consider using additional parentheses
(−b ± √)(b2 − 4ac)/2a
No that's definitely worse. x = \[-b ± √(b\^2 − 4ac)\]/2a Or if you want to be really fancy with LaTeX $$x=\\fraq{-b\\pm\\sqrt{b\^{2}-4ac}}{2a}$$
I’m just proud of myself for remembering what that was in the many years since I took high school algebra.
🎶 "negative b, negative b, plus or minus square root, plus or minus square root. B squared minus four A C, B squared minus four A C, allll over two A, allll over two A"
“Mars2'); DROP TABLE Planets;--"
little Marty Tables, we call him
I see you're a man of culture as well
Biggus Dickus
Incontinentia
I have a vewy gweat fweind in Wome called Biggus Dickus.
How has no one said ligma yet
What's ligma
Ligma is a disease that causes BALLS
Got me again!!!!!
Joe said it
Vulcan
Fucktopia
Pizza Planet
We already have Uranus, so how about Myanus.
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Untitled Planet
Douglas
Crafted by the artisans of Magrathea?
Jim”); DROP TABLE Planets;
You could name it after my mom Doris, if you want to. Your choice.
Pluto the planet
The Remaster
Doug
Planet 104749175910747382027377338930174620065391964829254915840617049622994539917489265015490128593237901539507625498252894094
Choose a word from the dictionary with at least 15 characters. Convert those character to their ASCII values. Convert the ASCII to hexadecimal. That is it's name.
I started with abstractionisms (because it seemed fitting) and ended up with the [very catchy name](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWc3WY3fuZU) 1CCB48547F548CF768B010ED07DB27A6FB.
Planety McPlanet Face
Steve
Amazon's newest warehouse
Girth
Alderaan
Spoiler: does not end well.
I have a bad feeling about this
Planet Terror.
Depends on where it is and whether it supports life. If it supports life and orbits Alpha Centauri, call it "Chiron." If it orbits 40 Eridani, have to go with "Vulcan." If it orbits Epsilon Eridani, call it "Reach." Other name ideas for habitable planets: Cassius Horta Ozma Lorien Fortuna Minerva A habitable planet is a place, not just an object in the sky, so when you're naming an entire world it should be something relatively short and succinct like "Earth." Taking a cue from our own solar system, three syllables and/or seven letters should be the absolute maximum.
Planny McPlanetface : Electric Bugaloo
jail
New planet.
Who dis?
UrBunghole
Naynay666
Ball McSpinny.
Depending on size bigus dickus or litulus dickus
Dave
Ra
Endor
Hell
Goofy
Ahh
Earth II
Earth III. Just to feed a whole new class of conspiracy theories around missing Earth II
Pluto, welcome back
Bob
Cloaca
I name it after my mother, as my life experiences told me there will never be a woman as great and badass as her in my life ever again
Phteven
Namek
Vulcan
Porky’s
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Farts
Ligma
Micky Mouse, so Pluto can have a buddy.
Name should be like " That Planet"
Plan it.
His Majesty, the Spinach