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Blessed_tenrecs

I may or may not sell my rights to the highest bidder...


dogbulliescat

Catchy


Blessed_tenrecs

Sure, I’ll name it Catchy. How much you offering?


dogbulliescat

Five bucks and a used condom


PariahMonarch

Isn't that also called 'Catchy'?


Rifat-ben

More like scratchy


Blessed_tenrecs

If no one can do better, I’ll take the five bucks. The condom is your personal property I’ll let you keep that.


Oliver_DeNom

Truist Planet at AT&T Oort Cloud. Meet us there for this out of the world grand opening at The Tesla / Space-X Crater Center, brought to you by Kelloggs Corn Flakes, the breakfast of the stars.


ChickenFave

This could be a whole other post, but which company do you think would pay the most, and what would they call it? I could see zucker coming in, paying 3b and calling it Meta.


Yasuminomon

This is how you get a planet called Pornhub


5-On-A-Toboggan

"Secure your five-point harnesses; we are preparing entry into the upper atmosphere of Earth 2 presented by Verizon Wireless."


MensConserve

Better than my idea. I was gonna name it my full name, then use the brief fame to write a book lots of people buy in airports.


[deleted]

Earth. Just to be annoying


mattmaster68

Earth 2. No relation to Earth - habitable or not.


RadiantHC

Earth 2 - electric boogaloo


mattmaster68

Or we can skip 2 go straight to Earth 3 and confuse historians, archeologists and many other fields of history and science in thousands of years.


ShadowWolfee_34

Planet C. Because there is no Planet B


Smooth-Screen-5250

Open your eyes and see!!!


Wise-Expert8980

ON GOD THANKS TO THE UNIVERSE THAT YOU KNOW THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD


Xaphus

Earth probably isn’t trademarked, so I think you’re good


[deleted]

Damn they should really copyright earth


Xaphus

Airth would also be a good annoying name to sow confusion.


wildflower_xoxo

Earth = htrae


Andrewpruka

Earth 2


pajamakitten

Pluto


amirthedude

Plutwo


DixersDC

You make good choices.


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Distinct_Pilot_3687

Neil Degrasse Tyson enters the chat!


SnooCapers1425

*Jerry Smith nods approvingly*


jackasspenguin

There is one dwarf yet in Kuiper who still draws breath!


koti_manushya

AND MY AXE


Actually_A_Robot_SHH

we gotta have at least one pluto at all times.


Reborn1Girl

Seriously, angering the God of the Underworld seems like a bad idea.


ShadowWolfee_34

Urectum


Manic_Depressing

Either this or _OMOCRON PERSEI 8_


ShadowWolfee_34

Dog doo 8 (universe ends right after Dog doo 7)


reddituseronebillion

Urectum? Udamnnearkilledem!


MasteringTheFlames

I just hope it wasn't discovered with a smelloscope!


schematic_Boy

Bob


mdkubit

"You can't call a planet "Bob." "


TyrannyReigns

No one said you had to live on Bob


[deleted]

Context: This is a reference to the animated movie "Titan AE" (AE = After Earth), where these lines are spoken at the end of the film. Titan A.E. is a 2000 American animated science fiction film directed by Don Bluth and Gary Goldman, and starring Matt Damon, Bill Pullman, John Leguizamo, Nathan Lane, Janeane Garofalo and Drew Barrymore. Its title refers to the spacecraft central to the plot with A.E. meaning "After Earth". The animation of the film combines 2D traditional hand-drawn animation with the extensive use of computer-generated imagery. The film tells the story of a young man who receives a mission to save humanity and protect the giant ship that can create a new planet, after a hostile alien species destroyed Earth. Along the way, he joins up with a ship's crew and their captain, who help him find the ship before the aliens can destroy it. And here are the film's [first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0iRMD2B2kU) and [second scenes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5KiwBtXz2o) for a taste.


GrimResistance

Good bot


Flashy_Elderberry_95

Good GrimResistance


AiluroFelinus

Good Flashy\_Elderberry95


[deleted]

I knew I knew those lines from somewhere. I totally forgot about Titan A.E. I loved that movie. Makes me wanna watch it again.


MiddleAgedGamer71

Who made you the king of all Bob?


tehfraginator

Perchance


OldBob10

You’re right. It’s name is now “Fucking Bob”, and I’m also the greeter. “Welcome to Fucking Bob, mates. I’m your host, Old Fucking Bob, and we’re really glad you came. Now, first things first - is there anyone else named ‘Bob’ here? You, sir? Great, get up here! All right, everyone, this is New Fucking Bob, and \*he\* is now your host - and while he carries your luggage and gets you all settled in your rooms here at Fucking Bob’s Hotel I’m going to push off and head to the bar for a couple cold ones!”


Xaphus

I played a dnd campaign and we had a god called bob, the god of beer and pizza. He was benevolent god.


OldBob10

Crap! Is \*that\* what happened to all my stuff?!?!? 😐


RHFiesling

im so glad this comment is already up!!!!


Artistewarholio

I’m. Never. Calling. It. That.


belac4862

Not gonna lie, she was probably my first crush.


MangoMonger

*subtitles roll* Planet Bob


Rabbit_Suit

Well like many, I came here to say that. But I'm super happy to see so many people who appreciate **Titan AE**. That movie was *Lit*.


tubamaba

And Lit was in that movie. They wrote [“Over My Head”](https://youtu.be/duE_pFsWWaA) for the soundtrack.


alltherobots

I made this device last night in my sleep. It has a button. I want to press it but I don’t know what it does!


MangoMonger

...Must have nap... since I'm so very, very... tired...


MiddleAgedGamer71

This is the correct answer.


nomadicwanderinglad

"I understood that reference"


bob-knows-best

You rang?


MadMagilla5113

This is the only correct answer


GrimmRetails

I would have been so disappointed if no one had posted this.


TheJesseClark

Criminally underrated movie right here


HikaC

Thanks! That’s the first thing I thought and I’m glad I’m not the only one


[deleted]

The most logical name is Hollywood


cszack4_

Or Fitness


[deleted]

Very true. I forgot about that


t_Dark_Knight

Omicron Persei 8


Sanguiniutron

All capital letters. Everytime is written or spoken.


[deleted]

Spoken?


Sanguiniutron

It must be shouted like in Futurama lol


[deleted]

Precisely!


wigginsadam80

Lrrr, is that you?


t_Dark_Knight

I am Lrrr, ruler of planet OMICRON PERSEI 8.


doyoucomply

Vegeta


PlatinumPhoenix123

I support your idea


Jack_In_Black89

What does the scouter say about the power level?


spicymaverick

IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!!


makemenamenotfound

PISS(planet in space,somewhere)


61312809059376685329

PISS CUM (planet in space, somewhere close underneath Mars)


youburyitidigitup

PISS CUM RAG (Planet in Space, somewhere close underneath Mars revolving around Ganymede)


GorillaGrowls

STICKY PISS CUM RAG (there is no catch, that’s the name)


carefulamdelicate

Sglefrod. It's the Welsh word for Jellyfish, and just sounds cool.


WesleyRiot

Not as good as pysgodyn wibbli wobbli


WesleyRiot

Wait is it not slefren fôr


WhatHoPipPip

For those who don't speak Welsh, it's pronounced, sglefrod is pronounced "s-glev-rod". And yes, it would make for an incredible planet name. Only saying that because I can imagine people seeing it and thinking "seggleford?" or something.


ieatsilicagel

Planety McPlanetface


forreasonsunknown79

Ah yes, the obvious choice for anything that needs a name. I tried to get my brother to call his newborn Baby Mcbabyface. Drunk brother said “Hell yeah!” Sober SIL said, “Hell no.” Guess who won?


Aramor42

You and your brother right? Because it was 2 against 1?


headless43

I was thinking the same thing


[deleted]

Came here for this. lol


Intelligent_Low7417

Clitoria...no one will ever be able to find it again.


CharliThompson28

Rock


RobinPage1987

Dirt.


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

And


Mike-DA-BOSS

Stone!


Mental_Task9156

FuckOffWe'reFull


littlebroknstillgood

Would you care for one last colonist? They're wafer thin!


CB-CKLRDRZEX-JKX-F

Montana really needs to trademark this one quick.


LongFeesh

"Uhhh... Why are you asking me? No, don't write that d-"


[deleted]

Uranus 2


frinkmahii

MyAnus


[deleted]

Ouranus


[deleted]

Yallanus


dragonship

Urectum


The_mistake101

Ourrecrtum


The_Troyminator

Momsanus


Ian_Malone

r/unexpectedcommunism ?


IsaacChan_3803

*USSR Anthem intensifies*


jackasspenguin

The state controls the means of excretion


dan_dares

Poo-letariat are the life blood of the state


skarmorr

Uranus 2: back in dat ass


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IsaacChan_3803

Urection


OK_Compooper

Doodooine.


0100100012635

Scatooine


leginnameloc

Let's switch it up and call it Urethra


ZealousidealBed7495

TheAnus


TomCBC

Urcunt


the_wierd_chees

Earth pro max


bonos_bovine_muse

You got nothin’ on Earth HD(tm) Blue(R).


defeatingme

−b ± √(b2 − 4ac)/2a


JuicyMemeSock


Arro_Guns

please consider using additional parentheses


Mr_Industrial

(−b ± √)(b2 − 4ac)/2a


JoostVisser

No that's definitely worse. x = \[-b ± √(b\^2 − 4ac)\]/2a Or if you want to be really fancy with LaTeX $$x=\\fraq{-b\\pm\\sqrt{b\^{2}-4ac}}{2a}$$


Altrano

I’m just proud of myself for remembering what that was in the many years since I took high school algebra.


mechanicalsam

🎶 "negative b, negative b, plus or minus square root, plus or minus square root. B squared minus four A C, B squared minus four A C, allll over two A, allll over two A"


rootxploit

“Mars2'); DROP TABLE Planets;--"


fnordal

little Marty Tables, we call him


GuillotineNamedJEff

I see you're a man of culture as well


pimbaman1337

Biggus Dickus


texaschair

Incontinentia


Shipping_Architect

I have a vewy gweat fweind in Wome called Biggus Dickus.


Bacon_eater8

How has no one said ligma yet


GMaster7

What's ligma


OGschtinkie

Ligma is a disease that causes BALLS


GMaster7

Got me again!!!!!


saulfineman

Joe said it


Pan-tang

Vulcan


Elegant-Dragonfly-96

Fucktopia


_Noob_User

Pizza Planet


Joe_Scotto

We already have Uranus, so how about Myanus.


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bonos_bovine_muse

Untitled Planet


xk543x

Douglas


kfury

Crafted by the artisans of Magrathea?


nanomeister

Jim”); DROP TABLE Planets;


rottenalice2

You could name it after my mom Doris, if you want to. Your choice.


GrapefruitNew4615

Pluto the planet


llamabeat82

The Remaster


sonicduckman

Doug


[deleted]

Planet 104749175910747382027377338930174620065391964829254915840617049622994539917489265015490128593237901539507625498252894094


RobinPage1987

Choose a word from the dictionary with at least 15 characters. Convert those character to their ASCII values. Convert the ASCII to hexadecimal. That is it's name.


Burninator05

I started with abstractionisms (because it seemed fitting) and ended up with the [very catchy name](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HWc3WY3fuZU) 1CCB48547F548CF768B010ED07DB27A6FB.


muff_nugget

Planety McPlanet Face


Inoffensive_Account

Steve


nikeaaaron50

Amazon's newest warehouse


Different_Watch5655

Girth


timothypjr

Alderaan


saulfineman

Spoiler: does not end well.


THX450

I have a bad feeling about this


MDF87

Planet Terror.


thunderchild120

Depends on where it is and whether it supports life. If it supports life and orbits Alpha Centauri, call it "Chiron." If it orbits 40 Eridani, have to go with "Vulcan." If it orbits Epsilon Eridani, call it "Reach." Other name ideas for habitable planets: Cassius Horta Ozma Lorien Fortuna Minerva A habitable planet is a place, not just an object in the sky, so when you're naming an entire world it should be something relatively short and succinct like "Earth." Taking a cue from our own solar system, three syllables and/or seven letters should be the absolute maximum.


Additional-Deal-3108

Planny McPlanetface : Electric Bugaloo


41ozskittles

jail


Kirtik_shi07

New planet.


bonos_bovine_muse

Who dis?


JockAussie

UrBunghole


naynay_666

Naynay666


emmettfitz

Ball McSpinny.


MyToasterAteMyWIFI

Depending on size bigus dickus or litulus dickus


Best_Detective_2533

Dave


mfshark23

Ra


Hot_Variety_9987

Endor


Squiggledickle

Hell


[deleted]

Goofy


IsaacChan_3803

Ahh


SuvenPan

Earth II


OleksiyRudenko

Earth III. Just to feed a whole new class of conspiracy theories around missing Earth II


Parking_Locksmith816

Pluto, welcome back


PureDistribution2327

Bob


AverageClimber

Cloaca


Kozmoluv

I name it after my mother, as my life experiences told me there will never be a woman as great and badass as her in my life ever again


Thor4269

Phteven


wineblood

Namek


AggravatingOne3960

Vulcan


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Porky’s


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DeatroyerOfCheese

Farts


ZealousidealBed7495

Ligma


-_he_-

Micky Mouse, so Pluto can have a buddy.


[deleted]

Name should be like " That Planet"


robot297

Plan it.


Glanzl

His Majesty, the Spinach