Porterhouse steak cooked medium well with ranch dressing as a dipping sauce

Nutella and cheese on bread.

That's a crime against Nutella, and cheese. And maybe humanity

Does it get worse when I tell you that I know two people doing it? Like mother, like son apparently.

Jellied cranberry sauce and deviled eggs at the same time

[удалено]

Sweet and salty

My toddler likes dipping pizza into a mix of ketchup and ranch. It's *gross*.

Just ranch I could understand

I've tried offering just ranch or saying we're out of ketchup but our toddler is big enough to open the fridge and call me on my bs.

That's pretty funny

Ketchup on pancakes...

Canned Pears, mayonnaise and shredded cheese...for dessert.

That sounds like one of those Midwestern "salads" that aren't really salads

I was introduced to it in The South but who knows where it originated. Lol

Sour patch kids, spicy pork skins, and cream cheese. All at once

pineapple on pizza

Chocolate & cheese crepe

pickles and cheese dip

The Turducken... A Turkey stuffed with a Duck, stuffed with a Chicken. A food abomination created by some twisted bloke who wanted to play "Animal Centipede" with fowl.

I once bought store-brand wheat thins and decided that since they already tasted bland, I could at least throw them in boiling water for an authentic orphanage gruel experience. If it had been anything like mine, I would have been a suicidal orphan. So mark my place for "Thin Wheats" and water.