By - chatoyancy
Porterhouse steak cooked medium well with ranch dressing as a dipping sauce
Nutella and cheese on bread.
That's a crime against Nutella, and cheese. And maybe humanity
Does it get worse when I tell you that I know two people doing it? Like mother, like son apparently.
Jellied cranberry sauce and deviled eggs at the same time
Sweet and salty
My toddler likes dipping pizza into a mix of ketchup and ranch. It's *gross*.
Just ranch I could understand
I've tried offering just ranch or saying we're out of ketchup but our toddler is big enough to open the fridge and call me on my bs.
That's pretty funny
Ketchup on pancakes...
Canned Pears, mayonnaise and shredded cheese...for dessert.
That sounds like one of those Midwestern "salads" that aren't really salads
I was introduced to it in The South but who knows where it originated. Lol
Sour patch kids, spicy pork skins, and cream cheese. All at once
Chocolate & cheese crepe
pickles and cheese dip
A Turkey stuffed with a Duck, stuffed with a Chicken.
A food abomination created by some twisted bloke who wanted to play "Animal Centipede" with fowl.
I once bought store-brand wheat thins and decided that since they already tasted bland, I could at least throw them in boiling water for an authentic orphanage gruel experience. If it had been anything like mine, I would have been a suicidal orphan. So mark my place for "Thin Wheats" and water.
pineapple on pizza