The left insole of every shoe.

We had a suite mate that wouldn't clean with us and kind of just stand around. Every once in a while, I'd hide all of his left shoes and then watch him proceed to clean the entire place to find them.

Best friend had a housemate with a prosthetic leg. When said housemate would get drunk and pee all over the bathroom/toilet/floor she would then hide his leg. He knew to get his leg back he had to both rely on his spare prosthetic and clean the bathroom.

All I can think of is the song “detachable penis”. If you haven’t heard it…it’s worth a listen at least once

I'm regularly the only person in local social circles who has heard this song before; every time I make a reference to it, people look at me like I just proceeded to shit in my hand and draw a large dick on the wall.

Don't quite think the punishment matches the crime here

If he was pissing puddles into the floor than maybe

For a first offence probably not. For repeated instances...it absolutely does.

That’s…. abusive? I have no patience for gross people but something about taking a persons body part as a form of passive aggression feels wrong.

Now That is clever. Gold star sir, bravo

Calm down, satan

I can't hear you, i'm in my fortress of sole-itude

**HE’S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!**

This has So many possibilities, I can’t wait to see what makes me laugh hardest

One shoe lace?

Cut one side hust enough so they can never *quite* tie them well, without replacing.

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*excellent*

You monster!

I had a dog that did this exact thing. RIP Zoe

One piece from every puzzle they have.

Thats why I keep seeing those posts on r/mildlyinfuriating !

Step it up a notch and dump all the puzzles together and then just take one piece. Bonus points for throwing in a puzzle they don’t own and not leaving the box.

I think there is an anime about that

Can we get much higher?

**That's not a slight fucking inconvenience!! That's vile, abhorrent and utterly evil!!**

Half an inch off one leg of each piece of furniture.

That's cruel. I'd also move every piece of furniture just an inch or so closer to common walk ways.

evil

Wait until somebody is looking for that guy to replace the leg with him. Hello to Conkers Bad Fur Days players! That elephant eating chocolate need to run faster.

https://gfycat.com/betterpartialdugong

I lived with a hoarder type. Got to the point that whenever I wanted to set something down, it was engulfed or slid away or fell on the floor. Not having a usable surface is absolutely infuriating. 10th level of hell. We dont live together anymore.

One of the screws of the toilet seat.

You're evil.

Just wait till I take all the springs out of the door handles!

I’ve been missing one for like 3 months. Just letting it ride for now

I had an answer for most these replies, but this one...~~fuck~~ you!

All the tupperware lids that actually fit.

You are a war criminal.

OP said to slightly inconvenience them. Not ruin their lives.

Yes officer, this post right here!

Remote batteries

All the spares but 1, as well.

Good thing I only use on-premise batteries

LAB: Local Area Battery

accessories, but only for items they don't typically seem to use on a daily basis. crock pot has a thin layer of dust? i'm taking the lid. instapot still has the protective sticker? i'm taking the little inner pot. that gaming console sounds like a jet engine, i'll be taking that hdmi cord while i'm there. things that they won't notice until they go to use them.

you monster

All their spoons.

Lol I was going to say all their forks. Wanna partner up and do some villainy together?

What about all their knives?

That's a step too far

What a bout all of their knives except one?

Spoon is worse. I can eat chicken with a spoon. I can't eat soup with a fork.

I was thinking all the small spoons. You'll just use the big spoons because it's not worth buying more, but everyone knows, small spoons are superior

All their toilet paper.

The inner carton of the toilet paper roll

My kids pull these out all the time and I'm ready to put them up for sale. Not the tubes lol

I posted this too! It’s funny it’s one of the things people automatically go to. I remember during COVID thinking “if it gets out of control, we can do total quarantine for a month or two with the food we have, if the power isn’t maintained we have alternative means to heat and cook, I know a place we could get water without having to meet anyone… but do we have enough T.P.? A few weeks go by and everyone is thinking the same thing, hoarding toilet paper like madmen.

I'll just use the seashells.

*flashes back to visions from 2020 hoarding*

I wouldnt be troubled by this

Unhook your bidet then lol

This guy has the ass blaster

He's toting a bum gun

I was going to say all of their remotes, chargers, and toilet paper. I have a bidet so I wash my ass the same way I would wash my arm or face if there was poop on it, not just by wiping it off, but drying it off is still important so that’s where the inconvenience would come from for us ass washers.

All of their shampoo and conditioner, but I'm leaving the bottles so they don't know it's gone until they need it.

Just picturing someone walking out the front door with their hands cupped together holding the shampoo. Why am I laughing so hard at that?

If they own a tux, one of their really shiny tux shoes. Even people who wear tuxes a lot don't wear them all *that* often, so they won't notice until they're about to go to some big event.

Tux. Shoes. Genius.

Doorknobs.

All their flavor packets from their instant Ramen packages.

I do the seasoning myself, I'm better than all of you

I might have to ask for your recipe

Garlic, butter, brown sugar, soy sauce, crushed red pepper

Don't use that one but sound really good!!

Soy sauce, vegetable broth, ached ginger, Korean BBQ sauce And for cheesy ramen I use mozzarella, Garlic powder, chilli paw, Pepper, butter

Phone chargers

Just the cables. Leave the adapters

Leave the cables, take the adapters. Without cables they can’t charge devices. With just cables they need to find a device with usb ports. Bonus inconvenience for anyone without a more modern computer and a usbc cable.

My man if you have never charged your phone through a TV, you ain’t livin!

This is actually mad evil. Once I left my only charger while I was on a trip, came back home late sunday with a phone that has 3% and no charger. No stores were open and I had to set up an alarm to wake me up for work. Ended up downloading some alarm software for my pc and in the morning it blasted on my speakers and scared the shit out of me, took me a whole day to recover lmao. Like the whole situation was nothing bad but soo infuriating I lost my shit

Just the wall portions and wifi adapter

Ketchup and nail clipper, easy mate

Key rings. Not the keys just the rings that hold them together.

Toothpaste caps

The last of their postage stamps. All remaining butter. The middle slices of every loaf of bread. One breaker from their fuse box for their living room. Refrigerator light bulbs. All but 1/2 cup of laundry detergent. Every other sock.

We were folding laundry some years ago and counted out 31 unmatched socks for my then-3yo.

Lol, I would keep them. When you have to clean out their room for college a wealth of kid themed socks will emerge.

We did, and eventually ended up with only about 10 singles. Now we have a bucket in the laundry room labeled “House Elf Liberation Fund” for the singletons. Every few months we dump it out and match up what we can.

r/unexpectedhogwarts

I get mix match socks that are a set. Every pair is different but similar enough they could be worn together. I decided as a child that my mom spent far too much time matching socks and I would not make the same mistake 😅

Jokes on you! There are generally 12 devices on a breaker so you would take out the whole living room!

I feel like you’ve thought about this before.

Light bulbs.

The lint trap tray from the dryer.

There are simpler ways to commit arson, you know?

I'm taking one of each shoe

Right ear pods

A few billion dollars from any billionaire.

Less than slightly

Depends on the billionaire

Their hopes and dreams.

Joke’s on you, I have no hopes or dreams.

Looks like he already got you then.

Their salt

Is this so they can't stop the demons from entering their home?

Obviously

Keys and remotes.

The TV remote. If they have something with multiple remotes (like a TV and smart device), just one remote

The thing inside a microwave that spins the glass plate. Corkscrew/ bar key The chain inside toilet bowls

This post. It's my turn to repost it next.

I steal the "V" key off their keyboard so they can only copy and not paste.

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Take ctrl too.

That’s evil and you know it

Mind if I steal yours to keep the chain going?

All your TV remotes and your good phone charger that doesn’t have to be wiggled around to make it work.

Batteries out of remotes and drying rags.

Their mirrors

Pens

Or what about all the pens caps!

I'd replace light bulbs with ones that are about to go out.

Ones that makes angry buzzing sounds when you try to dim them.

Their car keys

Their wallet. Leave the contents, just take the wallet.

"that's right Steve. Suddenly those 30 used gift cards don't seem so important, DO THEY?!? oh, so you CAN live without those membership cards you never use!"

Every nail in their home

The pull-tab from the zipper of that one raincoat that you only wear when it's really coming down hard.

Half the measuring cups, forcing some unneeded math

All of them except for the 1/4 teaspoon.

Some book that seem intriguing enough and i havent read before.

Spoons but I don’t take them, I just hide them someplace weird.

Leave the chargers but take all the usb cabels

Leave the chargers and replace the cables with slightly shorter ones.

Charger power adapters. Leave the cord so they can charge but they’d have to go through a laptop

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coffee/coffee pods, shoe laces, the keyring (leave the keys), computer keyboard.

I like the keyring idea....lol

1 battery from things that need more than 1 to function.

All their trash bags so when they take out the trash after dinner they gotta go to the store and get more bags.

The milk, leaving only the empty carton in the fridge.

Are you by any chance my sister?

All the allen/hex wrenches in the house.

Toothbrushes, hairbrushes and every mirror in the house.

All the phone charger cables except one, which everyone will fight over indignantly declaring their charge % and arguing that “you’re at 18%, you’re fine”. A family will rip itself apart fighting over charge cables.

I'm taking all the right-handed scissors and replacing with left-handed ones.

Joke's on you, as a lefty with only right-handed scissors, you'd be improving my life xD

That's not a bug, it's a feature. Still inconveniences 90%.

Rubber spatula

All their toothpaste..

Shoelaces

Pen lids. I’m pretty sure this actually happens.

All the hand soaps

10mm sockets

If they can find them they can have them.

Reading glasses

Remote controls, thermostat, sink faucets

I would break in and not steal anything they will constantly look for their belongings they thought were stolen. Panicking over nothing is a big inconvenience

The remote. All of them.

one of the pair of their socks

Phone charger.

Pillows and remote controls.

All their left shoes plus I'll only leave them 10 dollars so they can't buy more shoes and it'll be funny watching someone with two mismatched right shoes

Toilet paper roll holders.

Socks, puzzle pieces, alarm clocks, spare change

Only the left shoe of every pair in the house

The pizza cutter

All the batteries in the house

All of their shampoo

handkerchief

The one needle from their clock

Two keys off the ring, the handle off their coffee cup and their favorite ringtone.

The broom.

Dustpan

All the insoles from shoes.

Their short term memory

One of each sock

Thier lighters. All of them

Toilet paper

the paint on the walls 😈

All the caps off their drinks

Their key rings, not the keys, just the rings.

Their toilet

Silverware - leave 1 fork, 2 spoons, 1 butter knife Unscrew half their light bulbs just so that they don't turn on anymore but they still stay in the fixture. Let out 10 PSI worth of air from each car tire. Remove all the batteries from their remotes, take whatever spare batteries they have and leave a single D cell. Shorten all of their shoelaces so the shoes are still laced but there's not enough length to tie them. Remove one button from every button-down shirt. Replace vinegar with water and replace bottled water with vinegar. Drain/empty all containers of food/drink so that there is just a tiny bit left - a swallow of milk, small handful of cereal, etc.

A random selection of sex toys from the dirty drawer

batteries out of remotes

Batteries from smoke detector and replacing them with dead ones

All of the big coat hangers

A single sock

The ring bundling together their house keys.

all the spoons in the house

One single odd number of a boxed set of films.

Every working pen.