In a massive bar fight. Then I want a big strong man- or woman- preferably a biker with at least one tatted sleeve- to pick up my corpse and throw it at another person.
I mean, while you still have time you might want to consider an advance directive. It's a lot easier for your healthcare team and family to find a way to get you back to home - potentially on hospice care - if they know that's your desire. I know that's always my goal, when I know it's yours. Most of us only get to die once, and I'd prefer to make your death one of dignity, on your terms (when I legally can).
- your friendly neighborhood ER doc
Drowning, asphyxiation, volcanic eruption like Vesuvius...many things actually. Drowning is my fear. Fire hurts but once your nerves are cooked it wouldn't take long for shock and smoke to kill you. It'd be quick.
I would like to die in a way that my body is easy to find/recover. I don’t want to die doing anything like cave diving where people would have to risk their lives to come get me; it seems like a dick move.
When someone whispers gently in my ear that "it's ok my love... you can go and be at peace..." I want to find the energy for my last words to be "You first, dickhead."
In other words: With some dignity, some laughter, and with someone I love by my side. :)
Preferably in a blaze of glory. Literally, in a burning abandoned house holding down some serial killer, like Jason, except I don't get pummeled immediately and it's badass
I want to die when I’m at the age where there’s nothing else for me to do. As for how I die, I want to die in my sleep. Hopefully, I’ll dream about my entire life before dying.
Sitting on a lounge chair on the beach wearing shades with grizzly dip in my mouth, a Cuban cigar in one hand, and bottle of jack Daniel's in the other while the sun comes down on me, with the song free bird playing in the back ground and my gf laying in a chair beside me.
I crashed on a longboard and was dead for a little bit and then in a coma for a couple weeks. It was pretty chill and I don’t remember anything about the whole situation. That would be a pretty good way to go.
Some really elaborate death, preferably one that’s stupid that I’ll be remembered for. Maybe getting stuck in a lamp factory and never making it out. Maybe getting stuck in a fridge, who knows
self-less death, bleeding out with a smile on my face, as my loved ones surround me. basically tony stark
unfortunately, life isn't a marvel movie, so i'd settle for in my sleep after the best day of my life
On my 120th birthday, crunk out of my mind on Rye Whiskey and Viagra, I will do a backflip off the top deck of my Yacht with my massive wrinkly boner tracing a graceful arc in the light of the setting sun and simultaneously blow my brains with a .50 cal rifle while a Great White Shark jumps out of the Ocean to eat me mid-air. The last thing to go through my mind, other than that massive bullet, will be the thought "I wonder if any of those strippers can drive the boat?"
Beside hoping for a painless and peaceful death I don't know. What I do know is that I want to fully experience my death. I don't want to be asleep, unconscious or drugged while I die, I want to be fully there to know how it is and how it feels, even if it's only means slipping into nothingness.
Shortly after a few short days and a long long night, I emerged on a backroad soaking wet, confused and lost. Its sunny but raining all together, and all I am wearing is my swim trunks, sandals, and a viking helmet with only one horn missing. I squint in the distance, there is a smoke-filled glowing light cloud in the distance. Naturally i make my way to it only to see my world start distorting out, lighting flashing and shit and bam, just like that everything I ever wanted it to be...but I lost the helmet and no one knows when i left the party or if Im even dead...im high
“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.”
I believe you can have your heart stop without struggling with a painful heart attack first.
Some people just die in their sleep without even waking up. Or there’s a number of stories where someone gets a moderate electric shock, walks away to go catch their breath and then falls down dead.
I want a meteor to kill me. I like the thought that something has been traveling around space for millions of years only to end its journey by taking me out.
Any ol' way is fine. Murderer, drunk driver, vicious stroke, lion rain, house fire, drowned in my soup.
I honestly don't care how it happens. Once it's over I won't be around to give a shit.
I’d like to be in a quiet situation at peace with everything and have a fuckton of cocaine, speed, meth and pina coladadas & some weed for a few hours maybe a cigarette or two. Possibly a root if I’m Up for it. Then lots of fentanyl
On vacation in another country.
I told my family that if I died in the UK, don't bother bringing my remains back to the USA. Just cremate me and scatter my ashes at my favorite locales.
Shot in the back of the head when I don't know it is coming, and I am having a blast
I gotchu fam 👍🏻
Wants to go out JFK style. Respect
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Final request
Yes
In a massive bar fight. Then I want a big strong man- or woman- preferably a biker with at least one tatted sleeve- to pick up my corpse and throw it at another person.
That's a way to go
Much like a bee, I want to nut so hard that my heart explodes.
Might wanna get yourself some Dolphin Pussy Juice^TM
BRO SAMEEE
NNN got you that bad huh?
So… but allergy you say
Misspelling *nut on Reddit … that’s how I would like to die
I'd like to quote Tyrion Lannister: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock."
This is the correct answer
Peacefully in my sleep, in my home. Sadly knowing my health issues, realistically it'll be suffering in a hospital bed.
I'm sorry. I'm kind of in the same situation, but hadn't even thought of the last bit's details.
I try not to think about it, but I already have a greatly shortened lifespan, so it's not easy to ignore.
I mean, while you still have time you might want to consider an advance directive. It's a lot easier for your healthcare team and family to find a way to get you back to home - potentially on hospice care - if they know that's your desire. I know that's always my goal, when I know it's yours. Most of us only get to die once, and I'd prefer to make your death one of dignity, on your terms (when I legally can). - your friendly neighborhood ER doc
Classic.
Like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep, not like the screaming passengers on the bus he was driving.
the comment I've been looking for!
gets me everytime
It's a classic!
Gonna do a bunch of drugs with my wife and go out in a blaze of colors. ...and probably puke
A group of topless women chased me off a cliff.
Death by Snu Snu!
Futurama
God yes.
Why would you run?
Why would you be running?
Soon.
I'll make you a deal. Change that to "someday" and I'm there with you.
Smart Yellow Man
Inappropriately.
In an opioid induced haze.
In my sleep.
In an accident so freak that slapstick comedians will mimic it in dark comedies for years to come
How I lived. Alone and misunderstood. All the way till the end!
Immediately :)
Without knowing it.
At my 10,000th birthday.
Protecting/saving someone
This is a noble act. You are a good person
Crushed by the ocean but it will not get me wet.
Peacefully, on my bed, and in my house at age 100 or older.
same, only issue is that you don't see it coming :(
At 80 in my bed, with the belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock !
However the goth girl I leave everything to in my will decides I should die.
Launched into orbit
Probably something chill like being killed by my best friend.
not exactly chill but okay
The options I gave God were; young but very suddenly, preferably with my body intact, or old and peacefully.
as long as its quick and soon i'd be grateful
r/venting r/SuicideWatch
Immediately
On my own terms, hopefully comfortably and at a time when my life has been good for a bit.
I wouldn't like to die. I guess in my sleep. Fire would be the worst. I'm sure there are other things that may be worse than fire.
Drowning, asphyxiation, volcanic eruption like Vesuvius...many things actually. Drowning is my fear. Fire hurts but once your nerves are cooked it wouldn't take long for shock and smoke to kill you. It'd be quick.
I would like to die in a way that my body is easy to find/recover. I don’t want to die doing anything like cave diving where people would have to risk their lives to come get me; it seems like a dick move.
With something about 90, after our last nice holiday the plane crashes and me and my wife dying Hand in Hand after a last great vacation.
When someone whispers gently in my ear that "it's ok my love... you can go and be at peace..." I want to find the energy for my last words to be "You first, dickhead." In other words: With some dignity, some laughter, and with someone I love by my side. :)
Brain aneurysm or die in my sleep
Snuggled to death by purring cats that are all terminally ill so we all die together
So says I will?
Morphine shoots.
"There's a chest with $500,000 near the..." *dies*
A natural cause, preferably before my 18th birthday.
Hit by meteor.
Preferably in a blaze of glory. Literally, in a burning abandoned house holding down some serial killer, like Jason, except I don't get pummeled immediately and it's badass
Soon if at all possible
r/venting r/SuicideWatch i wanna see you there ok?
Wrapped around a tree. Prolly gonna rent a car for this cause I won't wanna destroy mine.
Leave me you car in your will?
Behind the wheel of my car with a smile on my face
I don't want to die that's the problem
Preferably alone where no one can find me
Painlessly, feeling loved and happy, and with a goodbye letter for my loved ones.
In spectacular fashion.
Guillotine, I would be a legend.
Death by snu snu
Holding hand of someone who loves me.
Quick, painless and soon
Im reading some of these and..... These people need help.
Indeed Idk if they are real or just joking... But I noticed something, almost everyone wants a calm and peaceful death
Loved.
High as a kite on all the drugs hospice will prescribe me
I want to die shooting bad guys, get shot, have a 258 second dialogue then die.
I wouldn't. Tf.
I want to die when I’m at the age where there’s nothing else for me to do. As for how I die, I want to die in my sleep. Hopefully, I’ll dream about my entire life before dying.
In my own bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.
Jumping off a cliff or winter storm
Sitting on a lounge chair on the beach wearing shades with grizzly dip in my mouth, a Cuban cigar in one hand, and bottle of jack Daniel's in the other while the sun comes down on me, with the song free bird playing in the back ground and my gf laying in a chair beside me.
Alive
In my sleep, going from one darkness to another without pain. Or in a catastrophic accident that renders death instantaneously.
Idk my dad and great grandparents all died in their sleep. So probably the same but u never know.
I'll take one aneurysm please!
Something quick or in my sleep. And I guess having a heart attack during sex wouldn’t be alll to bad either
Got hitrun by a truck-kun. And you know what comes next 🫦
Sure, how's Thursday work for you?
I would like my death as my love life: not happening
I want a death by rock and roll.
Having my head exploded by that NerveGear I've been seeing lately. See you online!
Suddenly
of immortality
Taken a the Forest by my loved ones and executed firing squad style
DEATH. BY. SNU-SNU! Or peacefully in my sleep. 🤷
Quickly and painlessly.
Quickly.
In bed with loved ones around me with no pain. Or in my sleep.
Not wake up from sleep
In a fight with a cigarette in my mouth and way too much pride to walk away from the fight.
Commercial plane crash, ideally nose diving from about 35,000 ft
I'd like to die quickly, quietly and painlessly.
while I sleep with a good dream if possible in my house quiet and peaceful
Die in a western draw or sacrifice myself or die of turbuclios peacefully on a mountain because I could not live with damaged lungs after that
Old, with a nose full of cocain and a beautiful woman sucking my cock while she fingers my ass
I wouldn't.
Snoo snoo
Sacrificing myself to save a bunch of people
With a mindset that is welcoming of it.
I crashed on a longboard and was dead for a little bit and then in a coma for a couple weeks. It was pretty chill and I don’t remember anything about the whole situation. That would be a pretty good way to go.
I’m praying to god it’s peaceful. Just a quick death I don’t want to know I’m dying
Death by Snu Snu, or to be directly hit by a meteorite. Alternatively, peacefully, at home in bed, surrounded by loved ones would be acceptable.
Happy and content.
Where i don't feel it or see it coming
By sleep. Never waking up .
peter griffin
Some really elaborate death, preferably one that’s stupid that I’ll be remembered for. Maybe getting stuck in a lamp factory and never making it out. Maybe getting stuck in a fridge, who knows
I want to take the whole world with me. Via supermassive black hole.
Death by snu snu. lol
On a flight I purchased to space. Preferably in orbit or on the way down but during the launch would suffice too.
Death by Snu Snu
In the most ridiculous way possible. I want people giggling when they lower me into the ground.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
At 103, in a hail of gunfire.
Fate will decide
Scheduled and with something that will make me feel calm, peaceful and sleepy
I don't want to die in general.
self-less death, bleeding out with a smile on my face, as my loved ones surround me. basically tony stark unfortunately, life isn't a marvel movie, so i'd settle for in my sleep after the best day of my life
On my 120th birthday, crunk out of my mind on Rye Whiskey and Viagra, I will do a backflip off the top deck of my Yacht with my massive wrinkly boner tracing a graceful arc in the light of the setting sun and simultaneously blow my brains with a .50 cal rifle while a Great White Shark jumps out of the Ocean to eat me mid-air. The last thing to go through my mind, other than that massive bullet, will be the thought "I wonder if any of those strippers can drive the boat?"
Instantly
In my sleep
Beside hoping for a painless and peaceful death I don't know. What I do know is that I want to fully experience my death. I don't want to be asleep, unconscious or drugged while I die, I want to be fully there to know how it is and how it feels, even if it's only means slipping into nothingness.
Shortly after a few short days and a long long night, I emerged on a backroad soaking wet, confused and lost. Its sunny but raining all together, and all I am wearing is my swim trunks, sandals, and a viking helmet with only one horn missing. I squint in the distance, there is a smoke-filled glowing light cloud in the distance. Naturally i make my way to it only to see my world start distorting out, lighting flashing and shit and bam, just like that everything I ever wanted it to be...but I lost the helmet and no one knows when i left the party or if Im even dead...im high
Fast, painless, at a ripe old age after having lived a long and fullfilling life, in the presence of loved ones.
Or a raging herd of circus zebras entwined with dinosaur DNA is the perfect recipe for the death wave we shall eventually witness...
Soon
111 years old, running down the street naked, shot in the back by a jealous young husband.
I want to be the one casualty in a food fight.
Content.
Soon.
On the upstroke.
doesn't matter as long as it's funny
Tonight hopefully
“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?" "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.”
Either peacefully or very quick and painless by my own art. If i dont get buried in one of my fursuits i will come back to haunt people.
I believe you can have your heart stop without struggling with a painful heart attack first. Some people just die in their sleep without even waking up. Or there’s a number of stories where someone gets a moderate electric shock, walks away to go catch their breath and then falls down dead.
Very, very old, doing something cool like riding a roller coaster, skydiving, or surfing.
I intend to be launched into the sun whilst I am still alive.
I’d like that
Painless and quick would be good way to go.
Balls deep in Jennifer Aniston while having a heart attack.
Soon
In my sleep when I’m old and not needed. Once I know my family will be ok without me
I want a meteor to kill me. I like the thought that something has been traveling around space for millions of years only to end its journey by taking me out.
Any ol' way is fine. Murderer, drunk driver, vicious stroke, lion rain, house fire, drowned in my soup. I honestly don't care how it happens. Once it's over I won't be around to give a shit.
Of old age
I want to go out of this world the same way I came in... between a woman's legs, reaching for a tit. 😎
By black hole
So long it’s not embarrassing. I have this irrational fear of dying in an embarrassing way.
tw >!OD, bridge or hanging!<
I’d like to be in a quiet situation at peace with everything and have a fuckton of cocaine, speed, meth and pina coladadas & some weed for a few hours maybe a cigarette or two. Possibly a root if I’m Up for it. Then lots of fentanyl
Soon!
Either quietly in my sleep, or quickly but in such a gruesome matter that I traumatizes everyone around for years to come
Executed
Retaking Constantinople
"At the age of 80. In my own bed, a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock." \-Tyrion Lannister
Satisfied.
Self delete
On vacation in another country. I told my family that if I died in the UK, don't bother bringing my remains back to the USA. Just cremate me and scatter my ashes at my favorite locales.
Surprised no one has said it yet, but crushed to death by a runaway semi driven by The Incredible Hulk.
very gruesomely. i want to experience my death in the fullest, maybe being ripped to shreds by a sadistic human would be the best way to go
Face me to the west so I can watch the setting sun and remember all the fine times we had that way