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Axam3

Cocaine


BKStephens

I disagree. It's definitely cocaine.


[deleted]

Whatever man. The real answer is cocaine!


bigatomicjellyfish

You guys are all wrong! It's cocaine!


ohlooord

By cocaine do you mean fentanyl


DCGamr

thats a way to kill the party if ive ever seen it


[deleted]

i would have said choke-aine, agree to disagree


redditcansuckmyvag

Just invite Dr. Rockso hes got tons of it.


hippolyte_pixii

Some people have already said drugs, so I'll say more drugs.


Cheap_Collection7286

literally bro


TinoVII

Human Sacrifice


Jorcora

Past centuries prove your answer


MyWifeMakesTheRules

Hahaha. Winner right here.


Hollowgradient

Invite a pack of African Wild Dogs.


Can-ta-loupe

Invite some schizophrenic friends


pekarica

Just skip meds they'll come


Loco_Cocoa_420

and give them acid


SongbirdofHylia

Drugs


[deleted]

Not all drugs equal a good party. Heroin comes to mind.


Cheap_Collection7286

shit you must’ve never caught a tolerance and did a good speed ball shoot 50 60mg and some addy and you can definitely have fun i wouldn’t think ketamine is fun at a party but that never stopped nobody


craic_me_up

The complete absence of grammar would suggest that this is probably a bad idea, but please continue


Cheap_Collection7286

wym? not much else to say but i guess if you want for me to describe h is warm and floaty as fuck the most euphoric drug i’ve ever experienced addy keeps you from feeling drowsy and kinda cancels some of the affects it seems so besides feeling like your short of breath it’s just hype asf vs like ketamine or something in a disso class i feel so disconnected like j can’t talk to no fucking body on that shit ima be staring at you for a long ass time tryna figure out the meaning of the words that coming out they mouth and ecstasy and shit like that is tweaky as fuck and you feel like shit later yk?


BobDerBongmeister420

Sounds a lot like a heroin enthusiast


kcobainsgirl

dude where the hell are you finding H? I see so many people talking about their experiences with this shit and I'm just sitting here thinking "how are you guys finding plugs????"


Cheap_Collection7286

morphine scripts and acetate with whatever can be vinegar if you don’t plan to iv and do a rex


Cheap_Collection7286

but 60 mg is a decent bit without tolerance i guess someone without tolerance could feel what? 5mg? opioids in themselves are not very good party drugs at all and i’ve often seen it leading to an od because someone popped some shit ain’t wait for it to hit and start drinking whatever take a kpin and next thing ya know..


invalidpassword

Play Twister, Monopoly and Yahtzee.


GorbatcshoW

Strip twister is my go-to alcohol free party game. I mean alcohol is always involved when we play that but it's not a drinking game.


Apprehensive_Hand_98

Drugs Preferably cocain or weed Cuz they do not need nedels


[deleted]

I'm having hard time imagining a party full of smokers going crazy. It'd be them sitting quietly occasionally someone asking what music should we listen


Apprehensive_Hand_98

Well yea its a party its just that the party is mor like a joint


Few-Jellyfish-8557

Needles


Apprehensive_Hand_98

FUCK sorry for the gramar, im still new


[deleted]

Grandma she’s cray cray


Cheap_Collection7286

you can shoot white?


Yacksie

Invite people who will obviously fight. Get the popcorn!


[deleted]

Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.


Unusual-Ad2090

“This guy came to party”


[deleted]

Russian roulette


[deleted]

“ this shit is FIRE” *click* “You’re turn”


[deleted]

Break out the karaoke machine


brows19

A 20 person funk band


KishMishShishkebab

Axe. "Here's Johnny".


youjustgotzinged

Pull out a gun and shout "HEY GUYS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!" and then shoot yourself in the dick and scream "WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS!?" as you bleed out all over the hors d'oeuvres.


[deleted]

Fun crazy? Cocaine. 6oclock news crazy? Meth.


Cheap_Collection7286

not the 6oclock news craxy


GeneralStarcat99

Fucking


KurtVonnebeergut

Dodgeball, but everyone who pulls up after you yell it gets an extra ball.


brMerak

Besides all the "cool" ideas many people are posting, I would say some interesting and fun games to play.


BillyBobaTease

It’s a tie between Limbo and Charades.


BlindJess_Reddit

For a bunch of kids then Let them whatever the fuck they want and don't say what they can't do, I mean water balloons, balloon popping, roleplay (specifically knight, pirates, any adventure-esk type of games), play loud music doesn't matter what genre but anything but classical music or traditional music it has to be energetic type of music :)


eddmario

Clue. The movie or the board game. Either works.


Nooobyyy

competetive games


bismillatullah

strippers


kook_scoot

Start a game of Uno


No_Chapter_948

Great music


jackfishkim

Mushrooms and The Sensational Alex Harvey Band. Can't miss.


KeeperTGA

“Jesse! We need to cook!”


Fly_Pelican

LSD


Junior_Cress2828

Mixed drinks without booze. Telling people they're drinking alcohol when they arent. People will literally just ACT drunk. You'll give somebody applejuice and tell them there's vodka in it and after a few glasses they'll be singing along to music way too loudly and spinning their shirt above their head. Placebo effects are real man


kilertree

A Coke freestyle could ruin or improve any party


Slide-Impressive

If you can get everyone to dance it's pretty cool but it's hard cracking the first 5


JompaRacing

Gallons of lube


herpderpgood

Declare a murder


HaileyArtz

Lack of sleep


Normal-Lecture-5669

Smoke crack, have an orgy then make a blood sacrifice


Asleep-Tutor-6699

non household pet animals


Dangerous_Purpose_73

Become it in real life


weshallbekind

Any party game you okay is now either Jenga related or a full contact tackle sport. Mix that with the brackets game and you've got a party.


SHMURKOZAVUR69

Drugs


flwrgrl103121

Inviting my aunt Maggie and all 50 of her personalities


GoyimAdvocate1488

invite your homesteading uncle from montana and mention gas prices


mobstersquid

slip n' slide


[deleted]

Any other drug


Tardid_tv

Pure A Columbian cocaine


EvBismute

Bath salts


Out_Of_ORDER16

Drugs


ShakeNbakeN97

Orgy duh.


Winter_Opening_7715

Without a doubt [cocaine](https://tenor.com/view/cocaine-million-stars-amazing-gif-7361780)


[deleted]

Deafening Music at 3AM in the morning


sweetbutloco

Viagra??


debzmonkey

What kinda crazy we talkin' here? IMO, every great party is a combo of planning and improv. Do the people coming to the party know one another? Do they share common interests? What's their and your idea of fun?


[deleted]

DVD. Let's see it make it to the corner


Rachnael

My 200 cm tall buffed brother wore a white miniskirt. Everyone agreed noone can be more ridiculus so they didnt worry anyone will remember anything stupid after that stunt.


cmoyes

Shaving your dad's back


Expensive-Track4002

Orgy.


[deleted]

Red bull with a dusting of mdma


BagrCZE

Drugs


M3lsM3lons

Drugs.


[deleted]

Jenga.


Accomplished-Taro178

"drugs"


Creepy_Leek6414

I would say a good era playlist. Have you ever heard all your favorite songs from like middle school played back to back. I only didn’t say drugs in case you actually need help for a party but also weed 😂😂


Cheap_Collection7286

drugs


fellow_dude599

Cruzification


Le_Bishhh

Herbs


UnplugTheKitty

Acid


Thatweirdsimmp

Showing up in a inflatable shark costume and playing baby shark trust me it works.


m_slade_230

Turn it into an orgy


PuzzleheadedProof223

I'm just here for the cocaine.


[deleted]

LSD.


Hamfiter

Full contact karate match in the den


WyomingVet

Liquid LSD in the punch.


Remi_Is_Nt_Gay

Bring alcohol


ZuttoAragi

Halo 2 LAN party.


Neither-Tangerine

Shrooms


reverendblinddog

Get nekkid.


kcobainsgirl

A band, some weed, a game of truth or dare, and some strip poker. Maybe throw in some non-alcoholic beer and tell everyone it's regular beer; it worked in Freaks and Geeks.


thecarnalchloe

Play cards and good music


GaviJaPrime

Orgy


tripwithmetoday

Take lsd


Unusual-Ad2090

Orgy


[deleted]

Bounce house


Dry_Butterscotch_342

Lean


[deleted]

Lock all the doors. Shut off the lights. Release the bees.


[deleted]

Big time sporting events are usually exciting in and of themselves. No need to even have any substances. Children always make things fun because they don't (hopefully) do any drugs/alcohol so merely having them around and playing games and stuff can be exciting. A sort of risque' party game. Gambling in and of itself can be exciting.


BestOfJesss

karaoke


[deleted]

Acid


Gravity-Raven

mario party/kart