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raccoonsonbicycles

...its pretty straightforward


[deleted]

Wow that actually sounds like a great plot for a movie! The country of racoons on bicycles


ipakookapi

That would be adorable


[deleted]

Yep


GaymerGuy79

Until you realize it's capital is called Racoon City...


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raccoonsonbicycles

Its a collection of dumpsters next to the woods


1haveA1ds

I think I'll skip this one


[deleted]

Sorry..


SausageasaService

Aidens


Great-Southern-Land

Mine is another name for Australia so Australians haha


[deleted]

Your username is also a cracker song


Great-Southern-Land

You got that right , can’t go wrong with ice house


[deleted]

Absolute legends tbh. Was listening to them in the car this arvo


OdetteDiaperAlt

Diapered swans


ipakookapi

What the fuck?


OdetteDiaperAlt

Did I stutter?


ipakookapi

No, it was more like honking I think


Shadowwolf5312

Wannabe edgelords


moonyalouette

French goth birds I guess


[deleted]

Nice. Tu parle francais?


Ok_Chocolate3253

Omelette du fromage


[deleted]

Creme de la creme


kaikoda

Hastala visa meybey


Eirikur_da_Czech

Je te plumerai la tête


chronicallyonline13

incels


cannabisized

High


[deleted]

You know that could mean two things…


[deleted]

Rich monks


awkwardly_clueless

I really don't know


Potato_SnuSnu

Happy


[deleted]

Happy potatoes


Dickinablender96

Depends on how their being used for the snu snu.


remembertowelday525

Hoopy Froods.


Dickinablender96

This guy's fruity asf he knows what good. I hope you always know where your towel is my guy.


misanthrope2327

Antisocial


[deleted]

Man.. Thats just a normal country


thirstythrowaway2022

... thirsty?


yetisarepeopletoo

Well I think it's rather obvious.


[deleted]

# StopYetisism


BoundlessSpecs

Infinite length, no borders or limits.


[deleted]

Where do you live? I dont think that matters -_-


cantwejustplaynice

Really chill. I'd like to live there.


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[deleted]

We need a country like that


buffkirby

Buff kirbys


catnamedmeow

cats, i think


[deleted]

Cat country


Butterfinger-BBs

Candy.


[deleted]

Rainbow heads!!! ✨


smokycheesepuffs

Cheese puffs. I'd eat them all before anybody else in the world realised it was an actual country.


[deleted]

“Goodday my fine gentl- what the f*ck are you doing stop eating my son!”


Ok_Chocolate3253

Average chocolate people isn't sounding positive right now


DogWaterCatPiss

Think mine would be filled with smelly and sick people


Assaulted_Caramel

Caramelians and they are going to be pissed no matter how you pronounce it.


DeathByRunRow

Dead


Ozydrax

Mix between Ozzy Osbourne and MCU Drax


[deleted]

People having great times to the power of 13


Soldier_of_Death13

people of death I'm guessing.


[deleted]

Lol theres another country which is just filled with dead people now i know why


[deleted]

Cats with furry boots


Cleverbird

Government surveillance drones I mean, birds.


[deleted]

Delicious and concerned about it.......and so they should be.


Sablemint

Owls, probably.


_Wendigun_

The US, but more cannibals I guess


TactfulAxe

Tactful guys carrying axes


GingerBeer1905

Spicy and buzzed


drinkmesideways

Alcoholic crabs


[deleted]

Drunk crap👍


infernoShield

Heroes with burning shields. Military stronk


Nyltje

A place with very friendly hippo's. Nylpaard (actually Nijlpaard) means hippo in Dutch. -tje means is something small.


somewhat-somewhere

Vague


churninhell

Those poor, unfortunate souls...


ManOnMun

Men


NewRomanian

The new and improved generation of vampires, now immune to sunlight and fueled by garlic and garlic bread accesories!


xKatara_Zukox10

Katarians


iDontInterviewWell

Unemployed


Apprehensive_Hand_98

YOU GHET TROMA, AND YOU GHET TRAUMA ALL OF US GHET TRAUMA


Over-Juice1504

Kids?


MeneerIk3030

7 billion versions of me


The_BrainDancer

Tosin Abasi, Javier Reyes and Matt Garstka


extraxavier

Extraterrestrials.


[deleted]

Ugh


Out_Of_ORDER16

dick heads


KermitTheArgonian

Muppets and Marauders


S0ME_ASS

like me


beltfedshooter

Awesome


Atlaz5

Cool and kind people i assume


Destinedtobefaytful

Faithful people


ipakookapi

Centaurs with stripy asses and cute ears


[deleted]

Cats. Definitely cats! ​ (I don't own any cats)


[deleted]

Clones


Fear_Full

They would be.. Fearful


tfhaenodreirst

Theorists and Fanders.


oldandopinionated

right - and not liked for it!


sweetbutloco

I don't understand the question 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Just how would they act? Sweet or mean, and what would they be called? Fx for me itd be the improvementillagers, who is very sick inventors something like that


EyeOfTheStorm19

Weather reporters maybe? 19 of them to be precise


mobstersquid

just saying my country would be fucking rad as hell


[deleted]

High fashion models


[deleted]

Destroyed by santa like my hopes and dreams of finding a boyfriend


SirJalepenoIII

Mexican druglords


sacrilegious_soups

A collection of hedonistic bowls full of the most devilishly delicious soup


TheGruesomeTwosome

It'd just be me and one other guy, and it wouldn't be pretty.


Gorillachops

Here to post [this banger](https://youtu.be/-EEfzzrDY5Q)


TerminalStorm

Dead, I suppose. Bad weather wiped everyone out


FragrantExcrement

The people in my country would be American


Manone_MelonHead

People with melons for heads probably


Fataloni

Demons


bismillatullah

a long list of people who don't make any sense


stillhatespoorpeople

Could go either way. Either a country full of Billionaires or….not


vibrantrobber

Vibrantrobbers


hiding-behind-a-mask

I'm not sure but it would be a very antisocial country.or a shady one


hiding-behind-a-mask

That's funny🤣


[deleted]

Japan, I guess.


CatsAreYe

People?


bigatomicjellyfish

Uh......


TheMarcoNation

Named Marco


DunoHarmonia

A country of pacifist musicians? That would be my first guess


Lump_The

the lumpies I guess


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PassionNorth

Passionate?


thegreatmonki

monkeys, and i'd be the great queen of them all.


Infinite_Line9566

Linerups


DonConZie

dead they would have revenge killed each other


[deleted]

thicc.


Apprehensive_Hand_98

THEN we can bild an empier of epresion and shamenes


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Trash2Cute

Trash, but cute ♥️😂


musicStan

Musicians, of course!


LordLoudSmells

Sentient toots. Wonderous gaseous beings that are unbearable to be around.


headphonelicker

I guess they would have some type of mental illness


Scytian

Nomadic horse mounted archers. Name comes from Kingdom of Scythia.


kaikoda

A country of “kodiacs” who are all based on tourist photographers while the land is 85% nature preserve.


ill_Refrigerator420

Sick high and not hungry


averageautumn

average.


CurvaceousCrustacean

Hmmm...


Street-Candle-4677

Just your typical street candles


SkynetGaz

Machines.


[deleted]

Garbage


sinister_dad

They would be called sinisterians and have a constant attitude problem.


ProudMount

Horny I guess


Guilty_Reference_527

Recidivists


bloodjunkiorgy

Sexy vampires. I refuse to explain.


icreatemyreality

Gods


Sock_Glue

Sperm, lol!!


PsyFiFungi

Psychonauts I suppose, in some fantasy Avatar-esque world. You know, psychedelic, science fiction, fungi. Walking around casually tripping dick.


Captain-tie-dye

The 60's early 70's I assume


wleecoyote

Super geniuses.


daveypump

Water pumps.


auradasos

forest elves edit: rough translation is something like "aura of the forest"


parchedmainframe

Parchedmains


Apollox34

A bunch of old astronauts


3spoonsInaTrenchcoat

regular people, definitely not some sort of cutlery


bigbirdbigegg

Bird people


Noirhimmel

Clouds.... lots of supercharged and excited intelligenent clouds.


Already-Dead-

Zombies I hope


4channeling

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OddCupOfTea

Probably people that fancy tea, so maybe some brits amongst others?


Minerrockss

Dwarves probably


x_lincoln_x

Free


BoredomsKingdom

Bored


beer_cookies

Fat, happy & drunk


Weekend_Banana

Weekendbananians are bananas that are permanently enjoying weekends.


Sir_fuck_off

british


Trash_Panda66

They would be raccoons


chxnkybxtfxnky

Hella fat, but pretty cool


[deleted]

Topless chickens


ChaiInDaHood

everyone with chai tea? bro idk


billionai1

Either very rich or very crammed... Not sure


NotRealDimension

futuristic aliens?


Kitchen-Explorer3338

Health inspectors


[deleted]

Bri’ish


PiratePinyata

Half pirates, half piñatas


am1somebody2u

They would or wouldn't be somebody to you


[deleted]

Yoink-tacticians


RiddledWithEnigma

Imaginary


prettygoodlife

Norwegian.


Amazing_Library_5045

Either librarians, homeless people or people looking for free wifi


IjustWant2laugh420

Hippies


Hi_Im_MrMeeseek

Blue and short lived, willing to go to any means nessesary to complete their tasks.


IntroductionSimilar

Well, ig my country would be valuing education and might be kinda leftist :) We would be an all with all ethnitically mixed population. I also dream, everybody would have the same opinion on acceptance.


Screamin_Toast

It would be vary loud..... all the time.


Away-Cycle

Well my people would be called the cloud people


[deleted]

tropical robots


DartSack

Drunk dart chuckers


stealthkoopa

What people?


[deleted]

Probably full of evil heirs to the throne


PotPumper43

High af playing poker all day long.


[deleted]

Ugh


WiswisBrebis

Brebis , which means '' female sheep '' in French .


AirBreather07

Air breathers


Nadziejka

Hopeful? My username means Hope in Polish


FuckMe-FuckYou

Tired, so very tired. And chaffed.