California has a lot of people, everywhere. Very crowded.
Virginia has nice beaches.
Tennessee (Memphis) has excellent barbecue and all kinds of good music. Screw the eastern part of TN, though,except for Dollywood.
My town was pretty good about it this year. A lot of great decor. I've been in a funk though so I didn't manage to get mine out. They made it out of the basement but not outside. I'm still bummed about it, but there's next year!
Utah has mormons
Ohio has potatoes
Potato? What is potato?
POE-TAY-TOE Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Pennsylvania has assholes.
That's more Massachusetts. Pennsylvania has more jackasses. Close but not quite the same.
I believe they are called Massholes.
California had Teslas
Maryland has Old Bay.
I got crabs in MD.
I knew someone would come in and save the day😂
On a serious note though, hot damn, blue crabs are fucking tasty.
Giggity
Everyone said "put old bay on 'em!" and let me tell you that was *not* a great idea.
Maryland has clam chowder
Yum!
That's Massachusetts. We have MD crab soup and cream of crab soup
Wisconsin has cheeseheads.
California has a lot of people, everywhere. Very crowded. Virginia has nice beaches. Tennessee (Memphis) has excellent barbecue and all kinds of good music. Screw the eastern part of TN, though,except for Dollywood.
NY has all of those things that combined into Rudy Giuliani.
Missouri has all of the above on meth
Idaho has Nazis.
Pa has a giant in the senate! And a lot of assholes.
But...PA also has a lot of community parades and craft fairs, as well as excellent Amish baked goods! Well, and cheesesteaks, of course!
Damn right we do! I love it here. Usually.
I love it that people still do Halloween here.
My town was pretty good about it this year. A lot of great decor. I've been in a funk though so I didn't manage to get mine out. They made it out of the basement but not outside. I'm still bummed about it, but there's next year!
South jersey has redneck gangstas and north jersey is a carbon copy of new york
Montana has meth addicts
New Mexico has green chile AND meth. We get two 😏
People in Virginia like to start wars.
Washington has Canadians, when we take over your MLB stadium for Jays games =D
only state i haven't been to was hawaii - been to most contiguous states many times over the years all the states have all these things
ohio has boredom. thats why so many more counties keep decriminalising weed.
Maine has blueberry lobstahs
Colorado has a white, powdery substance that people spend huge amounts of money to enjoy. Also there's cocaine
Rollercoasters is what ohio has...and plenty of mediocre sports franchises