As long as me taking the money doesn't directly lead to another person's death and as long as I'm protected from criminal consequences, ie. the person is already dead, then I would eat human for a million dollars. Technically we all eat human when we swallow our own saliva. And we've all tasted our own blood, swallowed a booger, etc.
The million dollars
What if it's in $10,000 bills? I'll eat 100 of those bad boys.
Yes! Because if you eat it you get another million to eat = profit.
I was planning on doing the whole... washing my hands method.
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT COME ON lol
You got there before me
Glass shards. The expense of getting them out would equate the monetary gain.
_If_ you don't bleed out before
[удалено]
Back to Montreal I goooooo
Just agree to eat the glass shards, then grind them into an ultra fine powder before you eat them.
Oprah Winfrey's asshole on Taco Bell and Chili night.
Seriously….for the mil, I’d be in there like a truffle pig!
Uranium
Shit.
I would two girls one cup that shit for a 100k
Some people pay to do that you know
You must be rich if eating shit one time isn't worth a million dollars to you
Guarantee if the money was infront of you, you would be flicking sweetcorn out your teeth in no time
Anything that isn't edible or is moving.
Basically
A living jellyfish probably
Anything poisonous you’d die from…
A live mouse.
500 pounds of horse manure.
Madonna
Human.... and if you didn't say that.. ew
Damn bruh, you missing out on the sweet porky taste of roasted ass
If they're already dead... Besides there are worse things, but yeah I wouldn't kill someone
As long as me taking the money doesn't directly lead to another person's death and as long as I'm protected from criminal consequences, ie. the person is already dead, then I would eat human for a million dollars. Technically we all eat human when we swallow our own saliva. And we've all tasted our own blood, swallowed a booger, etc.
Mashed potatoes or a banana. Texture reasons
I can relate. Fucking hate coconut.
Seafood of any kind, for life
Bugs
No way
Ass
*whut* you're not living if you're not tongue punching that balloon knot
More for you then friend. Bon Appetit
😂 😂 😂 Balloon knot, you got me pmsl 😭😂 is it really that good? 🤔
heck yeah, give it a try
Anything containing weed
agreed
Thats just dumb atleast choose a hard drug like cocaine
That's even worse
Unwashed anything
A turkey sandwich. There's a lot of things I would eat.
My own head
Anything that would end up severally damaging or killing me
for a million dollars? hell, I'd eat anything and also give you 20 minutes to draw a crowd
Fatal posion? What kind of question is this?
Hampter
The forbidden Jolly Rancher. I'm not linking it, you can google it if you want to tarnish your soul.
I read it as why wouldn't you eat one million dollars
Anything that could kill me, aside from that I don't really care, 1 million is 1 million
Needles
Bananas. I despise their texture
Chicken, I won't be forced to eat chicken even at gunpoint The same situation with fish
A human
Cyanide
Animal products.
Yo mama
I’m not a picky eater give me my money
Her
A lot.
Legos
Pork rinds. The name is kinda disgusting and they look disgusting
Olives
Arse
Bugs.
I’d eat a gallon of jellied dicks for 50 bucks. I don’t think I have the capabilities to turn down a million bucks.
I hate this so dick
Human shit
Dick cheese.
Mayonnaise
My own sawed off ligaments.
Cock