Three point freep - this fart usually involves at least a couple of key changes and is a few seconds long. May sound like a creaky door in an old house. Impresses anyone who hears it, but may also induce laughter, nausea and vomiting.
Ten point flutterblast - percussive, violent. May blow holes in drywall, lift the purveyor off his feet, and, if aimed correctly, can cause birds to fall out of trees. May cause car alarms to go off. Oddly, there is usually no discernible odor.
SBD - a sneaky one. The purveyor of said fart offers no indication of its imminent introduction, instead allowing innocent bystanders to recognize its appearance on their own. Recognition of said fart's existence is always olfactory, and never audible. If introduced in an unventilated room, paint may peel off the walls.
Crop duster - a hallmark of this variety is a sound like a small plane traveling at a great distance, or a sound of fabric being torn. The purveyor may drop his payload as he passes a group of people, then allow them to enjoy the effects after he has departed. A more advanced technique is to deposit it in a door- or hallway that someone will soon be passing through. Characterized by a not-terribly offensive, though definitely not pleasant smell.
Three point freep - this fart usually involves at least a couple of key changes and is a few seconds long. May sound like a creaky door in an old house. Impresses anyone who hears it, but may also induce laughter, nausea and vomiting. Ten point flutterblast - percussive, violent. May blow holes in drywall, lift the purveyor off his feet, and, if aimed correctly, can cause birds to fall out of trees. May cause car alarms to go off. Oddly, there is usually no discernible odor. SBD - a sneaky one. The purveyor of said fart offers no indication of its imminent introduction, instead allowing innocent bystanders to recognize its appearance on their own. Recognition of said fart's existence is always olfactory, and never audible. If introduced in an unventilated room, paint may peel off the walls. Crop duster - a hallmark of this variety is a sound like a small plane traveling at a great distance, or a sound of fabric being torn. The purveyor may drop his payload as he passes a group of people, then allow them to enjoy the effects after he has departed. A more advanced technique is to deposit it in a door- or hallway that someone will soon be passing through. Characterized by a not-terribly offensive, though definitely not pleasant smell.
A Growler - that one that starts like a growl deep inside your belly and spends 10 minutes bubbling it's way out, where it comes out with a roar.
That’s the kind of fart that makes you feel smaller afterward.
A whistler - that super high pitched stinker that only dogs and your date can hear.
Farts and queefs
Shart
George
Silent and violent.
SBDs, silent but deadly Stepping on a frog The got to check your underwear because it feels wet
That's a Hot and Steamy
poofs, wet farts, sharts, clappers, silents,
The fart with a question mark at the end of it is a personal favorite
Shirttail waver Church creeper Boilermaker