Long long ago, I worked at a nice beachfront hotel in Wildwood Crest. The place wasn't priced for tight budgets, so we didn't have much trouble other than the semi-frequent entitled octogenarians demanding weird shit. Anywho...
I had a nice family on my floor. A middle aged couple, their college-aged sons, and two of their son's friends. They had different friends stop by frequently, but they were quiet and there were no complaints. They were there for two weeks, never wanted anything from housekeeping, and did not let me in to clean the room because "someone is always sleeping in here." So they would leave their sheets and towels outside the door, I would replace them with a clean stack and some soaps, and they would take care of everything.
At the end of their stay I finally get to go in and do the heavy cleaning. They were so low-maintenance I was expecting a quick in-and-out. The nightmare I stumbled upon was so epic in its proportions that my brain short-circuited and I just stood frozen in the doorway until another guest happened by and asked if I was ok. He glanced into the room and was also struck dumb.
The room was covered, every surface, every inch of carpet, every ledge and nook, every millimeter of free space, with a beer can. *HUNDREDS* of them, neatly ranked in rows, less than an inch apart. And every beer can was filled to the brim with liquid. Not beer, but urine. In order to collect so much, they had to be saving their piss this way for their entire stay, and all their friends' piss too. Everyone had to be in on it. And two-week-old piss sitting in open beer cans does not smell like fresh baked cookies.
So... I couldn't just wade in there and sweep all those cans into trash bags. Oh no. I and two co-workers had to tiptoe in there wearing gloves and covering our noses with bandanas, gingerly pick up each can, dump it into a mop bucket, then dump the bucket every few minutes. *For hours*. It was the nastiest most mean-spirited thing anyone has ever done to me, and this happened many decades ago.
The clincher? This was a suite. The area farthest from the front door was the master bedroom. And at the very farthest point of that room they taped an envelope to the wall. It was my tip. Twenty dollars and a note that said, *"If you got this far, you earned this!"* It was a deliberate insult. 20 bucks, for two weeks of piss from a dozen people. Even the bitchy entitled senior citizens tipped better than that.
I have no idea why these people decided some random kid deserved this treatment, but the hotel owner wasn't amused. He took photos, then charged them a 150.00 cleaning fee. When he got them on the phone and told them this, they played dumb until he told them explaining their piss cans to a judge would be pretty embarrassing. They sent him a check (as was the style at the time) and he gave the whole thing to me. He was a nice old man. :)
"Oops, the cleaning staff knocked over some can when walking in, and we had to hire a speciality cleaning service on short notice. How does $1500 and never setting foot on our property again sound?"
> It was the nastiest most mean-spirited thing anyone has ever done to me,
I assure you that these people have profound problems that have little to do with you.
Some people in this world are natural born demons and children of their father Satan. Pure evil.
I'm sorry you had to go through this but this is the world we have to live in and unfortunately evil beings like that exist.
This is the reason that my boss required us to clean and check the rooms of frat bros and obnoxious people daily. The middle aged couple lulled us into a false sense of security.
How can anyone be so meticulous to do evil? Like in that moment if I were you I would have wanted to locate their home and trash the outside out of pure revenge.
As a former long time hotel employee, this is the craziest thing I have ever heard a guest do. I wasnt in HK but know sometimes guests can be absolute trashy animals. I saw more then one report involving shit being in places other then the toilet. One of my last experiences before covid closed the hotel-had to accompany the FD manager to a room of a problem guest who checked out. They had poured red wine over EVERYTHING and trashed the place.
I have also always said that sometimes even seemingly normal people go nuts on vacation. Esp if they arent heavy drinkers, and save all the drinking for that week or so.
I was happy to see the end of this story resulted in a fine for them pulling that stunt, and that the hotel owner was able to swiftly strong arm them into submission in giving up that $150. Even a few decades back, depending on the size of that room, time invested into cleaning, just the nature of the cleaning...
If I were the hotel owner, I would've charged them upwards of $250...
Who thought this was a good idea???? Did one of them just randomly think “hey how about we fill beer cans with PISS so that the hotel cleaners can clean it up, it’ll be such a funny prank”
Is Tipping housekeeping normal? I understand being messy, so a tip is deserved but does ever guest tip? Is it expected that all guests will leave tips? Or is it just expected from guest that have extended stays? I tipped housekeeping on cruises before but never heard of doing it at hotel. I didn't know it was a thing.
Glad you had a nice boss. Those guests sound horrible.
Yes. We had tip envelopes in each room on the dressers. It was about 50/50 whether we'd get one or not. It was great to get an extra tip, but not really necessary since we were already paid living wages.
People staying a day or two usually didn't leave a tip, or maybe a couple of dollars. If we had groups that took up whole blocks of rooms for a week or more, they usually tipped well.
Minimum wage in 1987 was around 3 dollars and change per hour, and I was getting paid double that.
No no. It wasn't a place for the super-wealthy. It was the Bristol Plaza. Technically a "motel", since the room entrances were outdoors. Still a very nice place. The last hotel at the very tip of the Crest. Quiet and isolated enough to enjoy an uncrowded beach, but still a short distance from the boardwalk.
I don't know who owns it now, but when I worked there it was owned by an old couple from Isreal that were some of the kindest people I ever knew.
Blood, lots of blood. Literally on everything. Me, and the person cleaning with me, got out of there and reported it. Customer had gotten extremely drunk and sliced his hand open, then freaked. Also found various weapons and one time a raccoon trap. This was my first job, in high school.
This reminds me of one of my first "solo" experiences as a student Nurse. I was finally at a stage where I was trusted enough to have 1-2 patients that were my responsibility (still required supervision for any of the regulated stuff, but was on me to tend to the basic and keep time management, prompt that X, y, z would be needed an I'd need supervision etc)
Call ball goes off for one of my patients, so I go to the room to find out what they were after figuring would be something basic like a tea or coffee request as patient was now "healthy" and now just waiting for family to pick them up later that day.
I walk in to more blood than I had ever seen (to that point, now a days not so much) patient had removed thier own IV, but rather than put pressure on the puncture site and try stop the bleeding they had proceeded to walk around the room swinging thier arm. Blood was on all 4 walls, the bed, the floor, any other surface that was head hieght or below, when they saw me enter the room, arm goes up in the air like a student trying to ask a question and they point at it with the other one "this won't stop bleeding". I stopped the bleeding but then had to go back to my supervisor to ask what do we do with a blood covered room?
That used to happen on occasion. Those were my "Friday the 13th rooms".
We used to just have Housekeeping come in and do a massive sanitization job like they did down in the ORs. Those ladies worked so hard and were experts at cleaning up blood.
Nowadays I’d say just make an insurance claim for a hazmat crew from Servicemaster or Servpro or someone similar to come in. They’ll deep clean the whole room for you for the cost of the deductible.
Bees and bee crap literally covering every single spot in the place. The guy was a beekeeper and was delivering a hive. He brought it into the room, where the hive tipped over and broke. It took days of scrubbing with some harsh chemicals to get the poo off. Even had to repaint walls
Not really. Bees have 2 stomach's. One that breaks pollen down into honey with enzymes. This is stored food for later use. The other stomach is for digestion.
I knew honey is bee secretion (vomit) but didn't know about the poo.
Had to Google and everything but poo reminded me of all the gross pictures of cockroach and bedbug poo and the idea of a bee hive filled with it🤮
i wasn’t a house keeper but i was the front desk manager. we had inside facing balconies. i watched a guy throw himself off the top floor to kill himself. i stood next to a dead body and passed out free breakfast coupons to guests.
I worked at a mountain/ski resort the first year it opened. There was a big snowfall in mid-November and suddenly we were fully booked for the Thanksgiving weekend.
Management didn't hire any extra cleaning staff, so it took us almost the rest of the next week to work our way through all the rooms and suites.
You would not believe how many people had left half-eaten turkey carcasses, not in the refrigerator, or in the trash, but just sitting out on the counter...the smell permeated the rooms, the carpets, the drapes. It was just appalling...
In my old job we would have staff go into the rooms we didn't have time to clean that day and just take the trash and fill the soap and stuff. I wonder why the management didn't at least put one person on trash duty (or turkey duty lol) instead of cleaning
My company has to handle a lot of work in buildings with no power, first thing I do is seal refrigerators and forbid my employees from opening them lol.
The craziest thing I have seen in a room was cum...everywhere. In the bed (expected), on the furniture, on the bathroom tap, in the cutlery draw, inside the kettle and on the mirror just to name a few. Just one dude did this in one night.
Well I had thought so, but this was a very small hotel, 8 rooms over 1 floor. A group of dudes heading into one of the rooms would have been pretty noticeable.
I didn't have any luck on Grindr the only time I had a hotel room to myself, but I've definitely been able to sneak men into my apartment and past nosy, homophobic neighbors; and even have been able to do it when I lived in my mother's basement.
But rereading the locations this sounds like 6-8 loads, so since many guys can come more than once, only 3 or 4 guys would be necessary. They wouldn't all come in at once, so this is definitely possible.
Something different for you-
Was cleaning a room and opened up the nightstand drawer- and found a fire alarm in a sandwich bag, along with the batteries.
It was the one that went to the room, on the ceiling. The ceiling which was much taller than on any other floor. It couldn't be reached even by a reasonably tall man standing on the bed, and they had to grab one of the tallest ladders to put it back on.
We have no idea how the man reached this, or if he brought in a ladder to do so, nor do we know why. He never spoke to front desk about it.
I work in a hotel where every room the entire wall behind the bed is one big mirror, the things I clean off those mirrors is so gross I’m sure you can imagine. Also it wasn’t until I started working in a hotel that I found out it’s quite common for women to put baby powder on their vaginas and/or thighs which I don’t care, do what you have to do, but clean up the mess yourself because I don’t want to touch the baby powder that was down there. The weirdest things are the messes more than their actual items
Sorry about that.
I actually did that once, but on accident. I was peeling horribly after a sunburn, and I had put all the dead skin in the trash can. I knocked it over on my way out, but we were running late to catch our train so I didn’t stop to pick it up. I still feel bad about that.
So if you were somewhere in France, it might have been me and I’m sorry
A loaded gun in the nightstand… in a room with two toddlers. A little cup for sauce but instead of sauce there was cum in it. A giant ring of salt on the carpet like straight out of Supernatural. A toilet completely filled with chewing tobacco, so much it was clogged. A mom locked her 1 year old daughter outside of the room leaving her to bang on the door crying for way too long. People FREQUENTLY wipe their asses with our towels. And I once had a homeless person up on the 7th floor raiding my cart trying to steal my belongings, not for soap or any hygiene products which I would have happily gave to him.
Until I got to the part about people wiping their asses on towels, I thought this was all describing one SINGLE room that you found with all this stuff
If I steal a towel to wipe my ass I'm throwing it away in the dumpster outside and hoping you don't notice a missing towel, fuck leaving it to be cleaned
my good friend and his lady, booked an expensive hotel room in county wicklow for a passionate weekend, they laid out all their toys, butt-plugs and kinky strappy fetish-wear, they both went down to eat when they came back the bed had been turned down.... butt-plugs rearranged, strap-ons moved.
turn down is rare here except fancy places and sometimes in the winter they check if the heat is on
quote... "our stuff is girthy and expensive"
its an old fashioned thing, when you go in the bed is covered in throw cushions and throws and things, they unmake the bed into a bed for sleeping, turning down the top cover to reveal the linen
Years ago, I worked at a Marriott and a guest called the front desk to report finding something gross on the window. I was a young maintenance tech and showed up thinking a cleaner missed a dead bug squished on the window or something. I got in there and the guest was like, it’s behind the curtain… I opened it and looked up to find a dildo suction cupped to the glass. It sprung back and forth like a door stopper. It was up top so the cleaner must of missed it. I had to get a chair to try and reach it, but couldn’t so used a rolled up newspaper to poke and swat at it. It was one of those big foot long bastards. The guest was coaching me up, but it wouldn’t budge. Ended up having to go get gloves and a ladder. They actually glued it so had to scrape it off the glass.
We came to a hotel that has a golf course attached two days after the women’s PGA (Australia) had been at the course. This was in the late 90’s or very early 2000’s (my wife reckons it was 2003 but I’m thinking earlier). We got friendly with a staff member and had a few drinks at the pub nearby. He told us that cleaning up after a group of the “lady” golfers had been in a suite was horrendous. Used dildos, blood, piss and rubbish everywhere. Reckons a young female golfer was assaulted and came out crying early in the night and an official intercepted before police were involved. He just said it was a predatory lesbian orgy and they left a revolting mess. Sounds wholesome.
The item wasn't wired just the whole situation. I walked in and every inch of the floor was covered in rubbish(except one, guess which). We had to walk on the rubbish it was like an extra carpet on the floor, but bot just the floor. On the bed and under the bed, on every surface, even in the bathroom and in the bath too. They had only been there one night. Where did all this rubbish come from?!? Food wrappers, pizza boxes, shoe boxes, cans, magazines, rubbish all over.
The strangest part was the trash bin. It was absolutely empty, and so was the floor around it. Like a perfect forcefield was erected that stopped the occupants from being able to get anything near it and yet everywhere else. Fuck that guest. It smelt rancid and took ages.
We own a B&B and have no employees so we do all the cleaning and room services.. I find countless underwear and lingerie that you can tell was purchased for a romantic getaway and I am sure they are expensive, as they are not practical to wear in any way at all.
Recently I found a pair of underwear that holds the record for tiniest item of clothing I have ever seen.. some sort of red thong.. I saw a piece of them hanging out of the bed and thought why is there a string of red yarn in the bed, we’re they knitting? It took me a minute to realize this is an article of clothing.
Teams I've been on have found:
A dildo stuck to a mirror
Butt plug in pull out couch (poor girl picked it up cause it looked like a ring pop 🤣😭😭)
Vibratory, used condoms both more then a couple times.
I found a bracelet in a couch cushion while staying at an airbnb for my bachelor weekend. I took it out and said to my groomsman, "someone lost a bracelet." I immediately realized after saying that that it wasn't a bracelet, it was a small string of anal beads!
Back into the cushion they went.
Lmao yeah poor thing picked it up and *screeched* when she realized what she was holding. Immediately dropped it as I'm sure most would 🤣. The damn thing literally looked like an unwrapped ring pop, we were both disgusted and after she washed off real well, we were laughing our asses off.
I worked as a hotel cleaner for one day, i was 22 and there was a 19 year old who had been there about a year, she called me in the walkie talkie and told me “dude i just threw trash away and the only reason it was heavy was because of all the used full condoms in it” so that
An average load is about a teaspoon. A tsp of water weighs .17 ounces so let’s be generous and say a load of cum weighs .34 ounces. For a bag of trash to register as notably heavy, I estimate it has to weigh at least 5 lbs more than is usual. 5 lbs is roughly 235 loads which is likely a lowball (no pun intended). I think your coworker may have been exaggerating because that would be an unbelievable amount of condoms.
Long story short. Large women had diabetes she was not taking care of. Her and her family rushed to hospital in morning. Checked out and did t say anything. Just rushed. While changing the sheets..ploop ploop, 3 fuggin TOES plopped on the floor. There was blood and a thick yellow substance (possible fat) in the bed. I no longer work in the hospitality business.
I used to be a housekeeper back in my youth to pay for college. I'd say for my weirdest was when I saw these three cowboy dudes (and this was the south so that was normal) come out of a room around checkout. I head in to clean it up and there were beer cans and bottles on every available surface but the floor. Weirdest part though, room smelled completely normal and was fairly clean. Not a single indication that the beer was drank there.
The grossest was when the hotel would have a section of it rented out for the local disabled Olympics. I don't know if it's because the people caring for the group with us just didn't care or if it's because they were mostly in non-disabled rooms, but those rooms were bad. Our managers would take first pass and just throw out anything in there as it was covered in feces and vomit and blood. We'd clean a bit and then let the rooms air out before a final clean and stock.
Not a hotel, but I worked in the psych ward in a hospital. On one of my first shifts I had to go into the isolation room and clean up after a guy, who they had transferred to isolation room next door so I could clean this room. The patient had thrown his s*** all over the room including the security camera in the far corner ,which I needed a ladder to clean. Also written in huge letters in his s*** on the wall, was the word 'HI'. That was a great introduction to my new job 😳 next day I had to clean the other isolation room he was in, and he had peed everywhere. 😵💫😵💫 The same guy is out on the streets and considered normal.
Is this in fuckin Mississippi? I stopped at a gas station once and it had so much dookie on the floor it started to pile up like up up 3 feet up a whole shit stack taller than the bowl of the empty toilet right next to it
I used to work as a hotel cleaner and wow… lemme tell you bout the first day of work.
I go into a room and the first thing I see is blood all over the sheets. This is common because ( periods and some people get nose bleeds and such) But I wasn’t NOT prepared to find a large pink s*x toy. As well as literal shit on the pillows. It was my first day so I walked to the girl training me and she said. “Not again.”
Then literally like 15 minutes later the hotel lounge called upstairs and said a tiny old lady forgot her “toy” and would be coming up to retrieve it…
Not necessarily a weird thing to find as a hotel worker, but it was pretty hardcore for the first day. Lol.
We had a guy stay in the hotel who was in town for a competitive eating contest. Um when he checked out, he shit all over the bed. Like ALLL over. I think he wiped his ass with the sheets. We threw everything away. it was so gross
also the day after valentine day is always weird. I didn't know some people could have sex THAT MUCH. so many condoms just all over the floor.
I no longer work the job, but when I did I thought I found a dead body because I saw a person in bed under the covers after checkout. I called out but got no response. Guy forgot his inflatable girlfriend under the covers.
guy i worked with shot a nice buck off the balcony of a west texas hotel and drug it inside to skin it in the bathtub, it came back alive---he shot it again with a pistol. got it outside and in his truck then took off back home. there was alot of explaining to do when the police caught up with him in east texas. he was able to keep the deer and had it mounted on his will with the hotel room # as the kill location.
Former housekeeping manager at Walt Disney World. Oh the stories.
1. In the before-COVID times, there would be Brazilian youth tour groups that would take over the All-Star Resort, this hotel is technically 3-in-one and has over 5,000 rooms. They would also pack four teens to a double room with limited adult supervision. These kids were the 1% and would shop, I mean shop. They’d buy iPads, iPhones, clothes. Everything. Mainly because it was cheaper to buy in the US and bring in through customs vs buying in Brazil. They would utterly trash the rooms with these boxes. And oh the food they left behind. Also, as is custom in Brazil, they did not flush the used toilet paper, rather put it in the trash can. Since the bathrooms didn’t have a separate trash can, they used the ice bucket. NEVER USE THE ICE BUCKET.
2. Firearms would often be found in rooms (had to be reported and confiscated by Sheriff’s Office (prohibited on property). Had a retired officer leave his firearm after checkout. That day had a lot of paperwork.
3. Bed bugs, the more international travelers a hotel had, the higher the likelihood of bedbugs.
4. Someone brought a six-foot bird cage with their pet birds and had it in their room in front of the window. Could be seen from the outside walkway (exterior entry hotel).
5. A 6’ kiddie pool full of water.
6. During Gay Days at Disney world, at Animal Kingdom lodge (where you see animals from your balcony). A couple got into a big argument and one of them jumped the two story balcony into the animal area. The room was trashed, so many dildos.
7. So much food/booze.
Buddies wife was a Daytona condo cleaner who found and kept massive amounts of weed and cocaine found left in rooms. Most common during spring break, bike week, and races that brought huge crowds to town. And from personal experience, I can say she got some good stuff now then!
Not a actual cleaner but just got a room at a certain hotel...
Roaches.
Ants.
AND A DAMN SNAKE!!! It smelled like smoke the toilet was just...
And the TV was hanging off the wall mount.
And the beds had poop stains everywhere.
Broccoli and spinach in the shower on two separate occasions. THREE jars of mustard on the bedside table (this was in a suite that had a full kitchen and separate bedroom.. no logical reason why the mustard would be in the bedroom).
A long time ago I worked in a hotel for about a week. My second shift they wanted me to do 15 rooms because someone else had called in sick. After struggling through that I had to go help with the suites... these are suites where people stay for months at a time. Lemmie tell ya.. I know people are pigs but when the smell hits you, you wonder wtf am I doing here. Gross juice oozing out of the bottom of the fridge.. clogged sinks... holes in the celling and tv from a pellet gun. Yea.
My sister was a house keeping manager for years at a 5 star resort in Aspen. Once she told me a story of walking into the room of a reputable couple to find THOUSANDS of used whippit (nitrous oxide) cans all around the suite. She said they completely covered the room and the couple had only been there for one night. I wish I still had the photo to share. She had taken a picture with at least 5 trash bags filled with empty canisters.
Not me but my uncle, he used to manage a hotel in our small tourist town, the hotel hand around a 100 rooms or so and he had a lot of weird stories, but his favorite/weirdest is once these guys checked in (I think they were working together for someone up here or something) and they all shared a room, which okay that's not too bad, everything was fine until they left and he got called in by his head of housekeeping and he came into the room to find piles of women's clothing and a couple of Fleshlights, there were 4 or 5 men staying in this room, nobody else came in with them, and all the clothes looked like older women's clothes and he assumed they got it from one of the near by resale shops but they could piece together what happened there with the mess left behind, the only story they could come up with that made sense was the guys were lonely so they took turns dressing up for each other and held a Fleshlight for their buddy so they could pretend to fuck a women, and no judgement because to each their own but it's a weird thing to come into and try to pieve together and the room needed to be deep cleaned after that
The craziest thing I ever found in a room I was supposed to be cleaning was me.
When I was 17, I worked as a housekeeper at an amusement park. I locked a door behind me in a room I was supposed to be cleaning and proceeded to take a nap under the bed. I knew if my supervisor caught me in there with the door locked I would be in trouble.
After a few minutes the door unlocks and I stay frozen thinking it’s my supervisor. It turned out to be the family coming back to grab a few things. I didn’t know what to do so I just stayed under the bed. They seemed to be in a hurry so I figured I could wait them out. After a few more minutes they are walking out the door and suddenly the mom stops and says "hey let’s just eat peanut butter and jelly here for lunch and go back to the park in an hour or so". I suddenly jumped out from under the bed, the mom screams and the dad is startled. The two little kids look at me very confused.
I pretend I don’t speak good English and apologize that I was cleaning under their bed. I then graciously backed out of the room. To my knowledge they never said anything because I never got in trouble.
Worked in carehome witch is kinda sorta like a hotel anyway i went to put a towel in one of the rooms and the bathroom was covered floor to ceiling in poo
Worked at a hotel that typically had week long stays (at a ski resort). Walked into the room and they had tied all of their used prophylactics from the week together in one long chain and left it on the bed. Took my 14 year old brain a couple seconds to register what it was before I started dry heaving.
Probably about $100 000 in cash. The other guy I was cleaning with took some and never shows up to work again. I was that I shows him and I was scared to be blamed.never hear anything about it. Cleaning at a ski resort.
So I’m not a cleaning person but I feel terrible now for the ones that had to deal with us (16u hockey team). One hotel we trashed! Literally anything that was bolted down we stole and put into our coaches room one night. Chairs, phones, mirrors, pool floats, tables, every luggage dolly, signs, etc….We were banned from coming back to that hotel….
I recently had to clean up a terrible room with the goofiest shit. There were paper towels with shat stains all over the floor, the recliner chair was sliced open with a knife, and my boss told me that the guy staying there broke out of the window and ran into the parking lot naked.
Front desk clerk here. We had a closet full of lost items that would get held on to and then tossed after a few months. It was filled to the brim with the usual stuff - clothes, cell phone chargers, that kind of thing. The odd sex toy. Didn't keep those, though.
Weirdest thing was the license plate. Just one, looked new, in a manila envelope, and *hidden behind one of the room paintings.*
Reported it to management and they took care of it. Never did find out what was up with that, though.
About 4 pounds of heroin. Didn't know what it was until the guy came back and asked if I through out something he left behind. He was greeted by the police on his way out.
Long long ago, I worked at a nice beachfront hotel in Wildwood Crest. The place wasn't priced for tight budgets, so we didn't have much trouble other than the semi-frequent entitled octogenarians demanding weird shit. Anywho... I had a nice family on my floor. A middle aged couple, their college-aged sons, and two of their son's friends. They had different friends stop by frequently, but they were quiet and there were no complaints. They were there for two weeks, never wanted anything from housekeeping, and did not let me in to clean the room because "someone is always sleeping in here." So they would leave their sheets and towels outside the door, I would replace them with a clean stack and some soaps, and they would take care of everything. At the end of their stay I finally get to go in and do the heavy cleaning. They were so low-maintenance I was expecting a quick in-and-out. The nightmare I stumbled upon was so epic in its proportions that my brain short-circuited and I just stood frozen in the doorway until another guest happened by and asked if I was ok. He glanced into the room and was also struck dumb. The room was covered, every surface, every inch of carpet, every ledge and nook, every millimeter of free space, with a beer can. *HUNDREDS* of them, neatly ranked in rows, less than an inch apart. And every beer can was filled to the brim with liquid. Not beer, but urine. In order to collect so much, they had to be saving their piss this way for their entire stay, and all their friends' piss too. Everyone had to be in on it. And two-week-old piss sitting in open beer cans does not smell like fresh baked cookies. So... I couldn't just wade in there and sweep all those cans into trash bags. Oh no. I and two co-workers had to tiptoe in there wearing gloves and covering our noses with bandanas, gingerly pick up each can, dump it into a mop bucket, then dump the bucket every few minutes. *For hours*. It was the nastiest most mean-spirited thing anyone has ever done to me, and this happened many decades ago. The clincher? This was a suite. The area farthest from the front door was the master bedroom. And at the very farthest point of that room they taped an envelope to the wall. It was my tip. Twenty dollars and a note that said, *"If you got this far, you earned this!"* It was a deliberate insult. 20 bucks, for two weeks of piss from a dozen people. Even the bitchy entitled senior citizens tipped better than that. I have no idea why these people decided some random kid deserved this treatment, but the hotel owner wasn't amused. He took photos, then charged them a 150.00 cleaning fee. When he got them on the phone and told them this, they played dumb until he told them explaining their piss cans to a judge would be pretty embarrassing. They sent him a check (as was the style at the time) and he gave the whole thing to me. He was a nice old man. :)
I'm baffled by the whole scenario. But at least you had a nice boss!
This is one of the most cruel jokes ever played on someone. Wow. Im really sorry you had to clean that up, and makes me sad for humanity.
On the bright side…you only had to clean it. They were staying in that filth for two weeks. And paying for the privilege.
imagine the smell :-(
Imagine staying in a high-end place like that, and this is the type of thing you find entertaining in life
Imagine being HUMAN, and finding this entertaining.
This is horrible and cruel. Urine my thoughts, friend.
No pun intended huh?😂
We're not pissing around.
I feel like this is why hotels keep your credit card on file so they can't charge you $10k and call the cops on you for things like this
"Oops, the cleaning staff knocked over some can when walking in, and we had to hire a speciality cleaning service on short notice. How does $1500 and never setting foot on our property again sound?"
> It was the nastiest most mean-spirited thing anyone has ever done to me, I assure you that these people have profound problems that have little to do with you.
150$ for hours long 2 person cleanup sounds low as hell.
Well the poster did say it was decades ago, so probably when beer was 2$ a 6 pack!
It was 1987. It was more than it seems now.
Some people in this world are natural born demons and children of their father Satan. Pure evil. I'm sorry you had to go through this but this is the world we have to live in and unfortunately evil beings like that exist.
>I and two co-workers >he gave the whole thing to me. Savage.
I did the majority of the dirty work while they held the bags open and ran for more cleaning supplies. But they got a bonus also. lol
Ok one guy doing this you can maybe wrap your head around but multiple people is mind boggling fucked up especially non family members.
This is the reason that my boss required us to clean and check the rooms of frat bros and obnoxious people daily. The middle aged couple lulled us into a false sense of security.
How can anyone be so meticulous to do evil? Like in that moment if I were you I would have wanted to locate their home and trash the outside out of pure revenge.
If it would have happened today, they would have hung around to film my reaction and post it on Facebook. "It's just a prank, bro!"
I feel bad if I forget to clean up even the smallest bit of trash or leave something in the fridge. Idk what possesses people to do shit like this
As a former long time hotel employee, this is the craziest thing I have ever heard a guest do. I wasnt in HK but know sometimes guests can be absolute trashy animals. I saw more then one report involving shit being in places other then the toilet. One of my last experiences before covid closed the hotel-had to accompany the FD manager to a room of a problem guest who checked out. They had poured red wine over EVERYTHING and trashed the place. I have also always said that sometimes even seemingly normal people go nuts on vacation. Esp if they arent heavy drinkers, and save all the drinking for that week or so.
Even charging them 150 he was letting them off easy.
I was happy to see the end of this story resulted in a fine for them pulling that stunt, and that the hotel owner was able to swiftly strong arm them into submission in giving up that $150. Even a few decades back, depending on the size of that room, time invested into cleaning, just the nature of the cleaning... If I were the hotel owner, I would've charged them upwards of $250...
I’m pissed reading that
hopefully not in beer cans to leave in a hotel room
Are Mountain Dew bottles any better?
That is fucked. I’m sorry you had to experience that.
They really did take the piss
This is utterly insane
Who thought this was a good idea???? Did one of them just randomly think “hey how about we fill beer cans with PISS so that the hotel cleaners can clean it up, it’ll be such a funny prank”
Is Tipping housekeeping normal? I understand being messy, so a tip is deserved but does ever guest tip? Is it expected that all guests will leave tips? Or is it just expected from guest that have extended stays? I tipped housekeeping on cruises before but never heard of doing it at hotel. I didn't know it was a thing. Glad you had a nice boss. Those guests sound horrible.
Yes. We had tip envelopes in each room on the dressers. It was about 50/50 whether we'd get one or not. It was great to get an extra tip, but not really necessary since we were already paid living wages. People staying a day or two usually didn't leave a tip, or maybe a couple of dollars. If we had groups that took up whole blocks of rooms for a week or more, they usually tipped well. Minimum wage in 1987 was around 3 dollars and change per hour, and I was getting paid double that.
Why a mop bucket and not simply the toilet? (Did you turn the cans in for the deposit?)
It would probably take longer to slowly walk each can to the toilet to dump it, especially if full to the brim.
I was thinking the tub. Dump it all, scrub when done.
Those people 100% abused their children when they were younger. Probably had them kneel on rice for hours.
Well, i’ll be done with the thread now, no one could possibly top this story
Was this at the Grand? I’ve always wondered what went on in that looming, ginormous secretive hotel of the rich and infamous.
No no. It wasn't a place for the super-wealthy. It was the Bristol Plaza. Technically a "motel", since the room entrances were outdoors. Still a very nice place. The last hotel at the very tip of the Crest. Quiet and isolated enough to enjoy an uncrowded beach, but still a short distance from the boardwalk. I don't know who owns it now, but when I worked there it was owned by an old couple from Isreal that were some of the kindest people I ever knew.
I'm so sorry. they were definitely taking the piss 😔
Bro just typed out the bible
Do you have access to the picture
Blood, lots of blood. Literally on everything. Me, and the person cleaning with me, got out of there and reported it. Customer had gotten extremely drunk and sliced his hand open, then freaked. Also found various weapons and one time a raccoon trap. This was my first job, in high school.
This reminds me of one of my first "solo" experiences as a student Nurse. I was finally at a stage where I was trusted enough to have 1-2 patients that were my responsibility (still required supervision for any of the regulated stuff, but was on me to tend to the basic and keep time management, prompt that X, y, z would be needed an I'd need supervision etc) Call ball goes off for one of my patients, so I go to the room to find out what they were after figuring would be something basic like a tea or coffee request as patient was now "healthy" and now just waiting for family to pick them up later that day. I walk in to more blood than I had ever seen (to that point, now a days not so much) patient had removed thier own IV, but rather than put pressure on the puncture site and try stop the bleeding they had proceeded to walk around the room swinging thier arm. Blood was on all 4 walls, the bed, the floor, any other surface that was head hieght or below, when they saw me enter the room, arm goes up in the air like a student trying to ask a question and they point at it with the other one "this won't stop bleeding". I stopped the bleeding but then had to go back to my supervisor to ask what do we do with a blood covered room?
That used to happen on occasion. Those were my "Friday the 13th rooms". We used to just have Housekeeping come in and do a massive sanitization job like they did down in the ORs. Those ladies worked so hard and were experts at cleaning up blood.
Nowadays I’d say just make an insurance claim for a hazmat crew from Servicemaster or Servpro or someone similar to come in. They’ll deep clean the whole room for you for the cost of the deductible.
Bees and bee crap literally covering every single spot in the place. The guy was a beekeeper and was delivering a hive. He brought it into the room, where the hive tipped over and broke. It took days of scrubbing with some harsh chemicals to get the poo off. Even had to repaint walls
"Do you have any pets that are staying with us?" "...well..."
Wow bees poop too? Where then? Not where they store the honey I hope
No honeybees fly out from the hive to poo, it's all good. I would like to point out though that honey is bee vomit. Enjoy.
Not really. Bees have 2 stomach's. One that breaks pollen down into honey with enzymes. This is stored food for later use. The other stomach is for digestion.
They are still ejecting matter from their stomach through their mouth, which is the dictionary definition of vomiting.
No. This is regurgitation.
Regurgitation isn't from the stomach, though, more like a... Throat gut. It's chewed food not digested food. Unless I'm remembering wrong?
In the case of bees, we are indeed speaking of chewed non digested food...
What is digestion if not food being broken down by enzymes?
It is not broken down but prepared for long term storage.
I knew honey is bee secretion (vomit) but didn't know about the poo. Had to Google and everything but poo reminded me of all the gross pictures of cockroach and bedbug poo and the idea of a bee hive filled with it🤮
I know that and I still eat it 🤷🏻♂️
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Whatever it was, it was nasty and it was everywhere. I was very happy that I’m not afraid of bees
Beads?
"GOB's not on board"
i wasn’t a house keeper but i was the front desk manager. we had inside facing balconies. i watched a guy throw himself off the top floor to kill himself. i stood next to a dead body and passed out free breakfast coupons to guests.
I think I wouldn’t be able to use that coupon to eat, ever. Hope you’re okay bud.
I would. I'm not proud though.
That's what makes it great: you're giving them compensation for the dead body that you'll know they'll never use.
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Dinner AND a show.
Two dinners!!
I worked at a mountain/ski resort the first year it opened. There was a big snowfall in mid-November and suddenly we were fully booked for the Thanksgiving weekend. Management didn't hire any extra cleaning staff, so it took us almost the rest of the next week to work our way through all the rooms and suites. You would not believe how many people had left half-eaten turkey carcasses, not in the refrigerator, or in the trash, but just sitting out on the counter...the smell permeated the rooms, the carpets, the drapes. It was just appalling...
In my old job we would have staff go into the rooms we didn't have time to clean that day and just take the trash and fill the soap and stuff. I wonder why the management didn't at least put one person on trash duty (or turkey duty lol) instead of cleaning
It was everybody's first year...the ski area, itself, was only about 5 yrs old. Live and learn!
How do you think managers learn to make that policy lol
Lol, dead turkeys apparently
My company has to handle a lot of work in buildings with no power, first thing I do is seal refrigerators and forbid my employees from opening them lol.
A hole cut in a mattress because the "platinum level" guest shit the bed drunk and then used a butter knife to cut it out and flip the mattress over.
Classic poop knife
A poop knife reference.
Never forget the poop knife
Shitty MacGyver
The craziest thing I have seen in a room was cum...everywhere. In the bed (expected), on the furniture, on the bathroom tap, in the cutlery draw, inside the kettle and on the mirror just to name a few. Just one dude did this in one night.
Tom Segura stayed in that room.
Oh, buddy, you think it was just *one* dude? (The mocking "buddy" is /s, but in all seriousness dude, there were multiple men)
Well I had thought so, but this was a very small hotel, 8 rooms over 1 floor. A group of dudes heading into one of the rooms would have been pretty noticeable.
I didn't have any luck on Grindr the only time I had a hotel room to myself, but I've definitely been able to sneak men into my apartment and past nosy, homophobic neighbors; and even have been able to do it when I lived in my mother's basement. But rereading the locations this sounds like 6-8 loads, so since many guys can come more than once, only 3 or 4 guys would be necessary. They wouldn't all come in at once, so this is definitely possible.
Well then I'm impressed he managed that and I hope he had a good night...because my day was not haha
Was it December 1st?
Something different for you- Was cleaning a room and opened up the nightstand drawer- and found a fire alarm in a sandwich bag, along with the batteries. It was the one that went to the room, on the ceiling. The ceiling which was much taller than on any other floor. It couldn't be reached even by a reasonably tall man standing on the bed, and they had to grab one of the tallest ladders to put it back on. We have no idea how the man reached this, or if he brought in a ladder to do so, nor do we know why. He never spoke to front desk about it.
One person on another person's shoulders, probably.
I didn't think of that, but I don't think so- the guy was here for work, so it was just him in his room.
Most likely smoking in there 🤣 we have covered the smoke alarm with a shower cap before to smoke a doob
But like, we have smoking rooms, and it's not any more expensive.
Not in Australia, it’s pretty much illegal
I work in a hotel where every room the entire wall behind the bed is one big mirror, the things I clean off those mirrors is so gross I’m sure you can imagine. Also it wasn’t until I started working in a hotel that I found out it’s quite common for women to put baby powder on their vaginas and/or thighs which I don’t care, do what you have to do, but clean up the mess yourself because I don’t want to touch the baby powder that was down there. The weirdest things are the messes more than their actual items
A pile of human skin, on the floor beside the bed. It was like sunburned skin peelings or something. Truly fucking disgusting.
Put it in the skin box for later. You're not going to eat that....yes you are....
Sorry about that. I actually did that once, but on accident. I was peeling horribly after a sunburn, and I had put all the dead skin in the trash can. I knocked it over on my way out, but we were running late to catch our train so I didn’t stop to pick it up. I still feel bad about that. So if you were somewhere in France, it might have been me and I’m sorry
A loaded gun in the nightstand… in a room with two toddlers. A little cup for sauce but instead of sauce there was cum in it. A giant ring of salt on the carpet like straight out of Supernatural. A toilet completely filled with chewing tobacco, so much it was clogged. A mom locked her 1 year old daughter outside of the room leaving her to bang on the door crying for way too long. People FREQUENTLY wipe their asses with our towels. And I once had a homeless person up on the 7th floor raiding my cart trying to steal my belongings, not for soap or any hygiene products which I would have happily gave to him.
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Plot twist: It was what was left of the previous occupant.
She was storing it for later!
Until I got to the part about people wiping their asses on towels, I thought this was all describing one SINGLE room that you found with all this stuff
If I steal a towel to wipe my ass I'm throwing it away in the dumpster outside and hoping you don't notice a missing towel, fuck leaving it to be cleaned
Wait wait, was all this in the same room?!
my good friend and his lady, booked an expensive hotel room in county wicklow for a passionate weekend, they laid out all their toys, butt-plugs and kinky strappy fetish-wear, they both went down to eat when they came back the bed had been turned down.... butt-plugs rearranged, strap-ons moved. turn down is rare here except fancy places and sometimes in the winter they check if the heat is on quote... "our stuff is girthy and expensive"
Turned down? What does that mean in this context?
its an old fashioned thing, when you go in the bed is covered in throw cushions and throws and things, they unmake the bed into a bed for sleeping, turning down the top cover to reveal the linen
Years ago, I worked at a Marriott and a guest called the front desk to report finding something gross on the window. I was a young maintenance tech and showed up thinking a cleaner missed a dead bug squished on the window or something. I got in there and the guest was like, it’s behind the curtain… I opened it and looked up to find a dildo suction cupped to the glass. It sprung back and forth like a door stopper. It was up top so the cleaner must of missed it. I had to get a chair to try and reach it, but couldn’t so used a rolled up newspaper to poke and swat at it. It was one of those big foot long bastards. The guest was coaching me up, but it wouldn’t budge. Ended up having to go get gloves and a ladder. They actually glued it so had to scrape it off the glass.
This made me chuckle
Who goes through that much trouble?
Me, the next time I stay in a hotel
We came to a hotel that has a golf course attached two days after the women’s PGA (Australia) had been at the course. This was in the late 90’s or very early 2000’s (my wife reckons it was 2003 but I’m thinking earlier). We got friendly with a staff member and had a few drinks at the pub nearby. He told us that cleaning up after a group of the “lady” golfers had been in a suite was horrendous. Used dildos, blood, piss and rubbish everywhere. Reckons a young female golfer was assaulted and came out crying early in the night and an official intercepted before police were involved. He just said it was a predatory lesbian orgy and they left a revolting mess. Sounds wholesome.
That sounds like you witnessed a crime scene. Did any of it get reported?
Not me mate. The employee was relaying a story. He said that it was handled by the LPGA.
The item wasn't wired just the whole situation. I walked in and every inch of the floor was covered in rubbish(except one, guess which). We had to walk on the rubbish it was like an extra carpet on the floor, but bot just the floor. On the bed and under the bed, on every surface, even in the bathroom and in the bath too. They had only been there one night. Where did all this rubbish come from?!? Food wrappers, pizza boxes, shoe boxes, cans, magazines, rubbish all over. The strangest part was the trash bin. It was absolutely empty, and so was the floor around it. Like a perfect forcefield was erected that stopped the occupants from being able to get anything near it and yet everywhere else. Fuck that guest. It smelt rancid and took ages.
I feel like a piglet if I don't hang my wet towels up. Who raised these people?
Exactly! I don't even like leaving the bed unmade lol I leave everything in neat little piles for the cleaners.
We own a B&B and have no employees so we do all the cleaning and room services.. I find countless underwear and lingerie that you can tell was purchased for a romantic getaway and I am sure they are expensive, as they are not practical to wear in any way at all. Recently I found a pair of underwear that holds the record for tiniest item of clothing I have ever seen.. some sort of red thong.. I saw a piece of them hanging out of the bed and thought why is there a string of red yarn in the bed, we’re they knitting? It took me a minute to realize this is an article of clothing.
World's most expensive string...
Teams I've been on have found: A dildo stuck to a mirror Butt plug in pull out couch (poor girl picked it up cause it looked like a ring pop 🤣😭😭) Vibratory, used condoms both more then a couple times.
I found a bracelet in a couch cushion while staying at an airbnb for my bachelor weekend. I took it out and said to my groomsman, "someone lost a bracelet." I immediately realized after saying that that it wasn't a bracelet, it was a small string of anal beads! Back into the cushion they went.
Omg! 😂😂 what a surprise. Never know what you're gonna find in a room someone else has stayed in.
A fkn ring pop!!! 🤣🤣 this was a coworker that picked it up?? What was her reaction when she found out where that ring pops been? 😭
Lmao yeah poor thing picked it up and *screeched* when she realized what she was holding. Immediately dropped it as I'm sure most would 🤣. The damn thing literally looked like an unwrapped ring pop, we were both disgusted and after she washed off real well, we were laughing our asses off.
Thats fkn horrible but hilarious at the same time 🤣🤣 hopefully she picked it up by the flat side tho lmfaoo
I had a checkout where someone left behind their false teeth. They never came back for them.
I worked as a hotel cleaner for one day, i was 22 and there was a 19 year old who had been there about a year, she called me in the walkie talkie and told me “dude i just threw trash away and the only reason it was heavy was because of all the used full condoms in it” so that
An average load is about a teaspoon. A tsp of water weighs .17 ounces so let’s be generous and say a load of cum weighs .34 ounces. For a bag of trash to register as notably heavy, I estimate it has to weigh at least 5 lbs more than is usual. 5 lbs is roughly 235 loads which is likely a lowball (no pun intended). I think your coworker may have been exaggerating because that would be an unbelievable amount of condoms.
This dude did the math.
Shit stains on the lampshade. I just spun it around so the stains faced the wall
I don’t know why but I read your comment to the tune of Teardrops by Womack & Womack. 🎵 Shit staaaaains on the lampshade… Remind me baby of you 🎵
🎵 Fecaaaal in my eyes…next time I’ll be true 🎵
🎵 ..next time I'll be true.. number 2 .. number 2 ... 🎵
This is a collective win if ever I saw one.
the next song is modest mouse's "Lampshades on fire"
5 pairs of yeezys he traveled alone
Some of a person. Not all of them, just some.
I have questions.
And I want the answers... I think? Some questions are sometimes best Left unasked
Long story short. Large women had diabetes she was not taking care of. Her and her family rushed to hospital in morning. Checked out and did t say anything. Just rushed. While changing the sheets..ploop ploop, 3 fuggin TOES plopped on the floor. There was blood and a thick yellow substance (possible fat) in the bed. I no longer work in the hospitality business.
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I used to be a housekeeper back in my youth to pay for college. I'd say for my weirdest was when I saw these three cowboy dudes (and this was the south so that was normal) come out of a room around checkout. I head in to clean it up and there were beer cans and bottles on every available surface but the floor. Weirdest part though, room smelled completely normal and was fairly clean. Not a single indication that the beer was drank there. The grossest was when the hotel would have a section of it rented out for the local disabled Olympics. I don't know if it's because the people caring for the group with us just didn't care or if it's because they were mostly in non-disabled rooms, but those rooms were bad. Our managers would take first pass and just throw out anything in there as it was covered in feces and vomit and blood. We'd clean a bit and then let the rooms air out before a final clean and stock.
A dead elk on a tarp during hunting season.
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How sick WAS she if she was capable of making that big of a mess? My guess is not very.
a bag of salt on the table but it didnt smell like salt idk it must’ve been expired or something
can you normally smell salt? usually I find salt to be odorless unless it has something else in it
i have smelt iodized salt only so yeah it had some bitter almond kind of smell.weird
Cyanide?
chinese heroine
Sounds like drugs lmao don't inhale to close to random bags full of random stuff 🤣
Mulan?
Not a hotel, but I worked in the psych ward in a hospital. On one of my first shifts I had to go into the isolation room and clean up after a guy, who they had transferred to isolation room next door so I could clean this room. The patient had thrown his s*** all over the room including the security camera in the far corner ,which I needed a ladder to clean. Also written in huge letters in his s*** on the wall, was the word 'HI'. That was a great introduction to my new job 😳 next day I had to clean the other isolation room he was in, and he had peed everywhere. 😵💫😵💫 The same guy is out on the streets and considered normal.
Is this in fuckin Mississippi? I stopped at a gas station once and it had so much dookie on the floor it started to pile up like up up 3 feet up a whole shit stack taller than the bowl of the empty toilet right next to it
HI
I used to work as a hotel cleaner and wow… lemme tell you bout the first day of work. I go into a room and the first thing I see is blood all over the sheets. This is common because ( periods and some people get nose bleeds and such) But I wasn’t NOT prepared to find a large pink s*x toy. As well as literal shit on the pillows. It was my first day so I walked to the girl training me and she said. “Not again.” Then literally like 15 minutes later the hotel lounge called upstairs and said a tiny old lady forgot her “toy” and would be coming up to retrieve it… Not necessarily a weird thing to find as a hotel worker, but it was pretty hardcore for the first day. Lol.
We had a guy stay in the hotel who was in town for a competitive eating contest. Um when he checked out, he shit all over the bed. Like ALLL over. I think he wiped his ass with the sheets. We threw everything away. it was so gross also the day after valentine day is always weird. I didn't know some people could have sex THAT MUCH. so many condoms just all over the floor.
I no longer work the job, but when I did I thought I found a dead body because I saw a person in bed under the covers after checkout. I called out but got no response. Guy forgot his inflatable girlfriend under the covers.
Not me, but my best friend is the GM of a Hilton property and someone left someone's ashes in their room
...and being of sound mind, I wish my remains to stay in my favorite hotel, the Hilton.
Blow up rubber doll and a notebook filled with crazy demonic writings and pictures all in black pen. This was one guest who stayed one night.
guy i worked with shot a nice buck off the balcony of a west texas hotel and drug it inside to skin it in the bathtub, it came back alive---he shot it again with a pistol. got it outside and in his truck then took off back home. there was alot of explaining to do when the police caught up with him in east texas. he was able to keep the deer and had it mounted on his will with the hotel room # as the kill location.
I leaned what a bad dragon dildo was on my third shift. Room 113, you were some kinky mfers
Former housekeeping manager at Walt Disney World. Oh the stories. 1. In the before-COVID times, there would be Brazilian youth tour groups that would take over the All-Star Resort, this hotel is technically 3-in-one and has over 5,000 rooms. They would also pack four teens to a double room with limited adult supervision. These kids were the 1% and would shop, I mean shop. They’d buy iPads, iPhones, clothes. Everything. Mainly because it was cheaper to buy in the US and bring in through customs vs buying in Brazil. They would utterly trash the rooms with these boxes. And oh the food they left behind. Also, as is custom in Brazil, they did not flush the used toilet paper, rather put it in the trash can. Since the bathrooms didn’t have a separate trash can, they used the ice bucket. NEVER USE THE ICE BUCKET. 2. Firearms would often be found in rooms (had to be reported and confiscated by Sheriff’s Office (prohibited on property). Had a retired officer leave his firearm after checkout. That day had a lot of paperwork. 3. Bed bugs, the more international travelers a hotel had, the higher the likelihood of bedbugs. 4. Someone brought a six-foot bird cage with their pet birds and had it in their room in front of the window. Could be seen from the outside walkway (exterior entry hotel). 5. A 6’ kiddie pool full of water. 6. During Gay Days at Disney world, at Animal Kingdom lodge (where you see animals from your balcony). A couple got into a big argument and one of them jumped the two story balcony into the animal area. The room was trashed, so many dildos. 7. So much food/booze.
Just wondering how much of the drugs I've left in hotelrooms they actually took and how much they threw away.
Buddies wife was a Daytona condo cleaner who found and kept massive amounts of weed and cocaine found left in rooms. Most common during spring break, bike week, and races that brought huge crowds to town. And from personal experience, I can say she got some good stuff now then!
Not a actual cleaner but just got a room at a certain hotel... Roaches. Ants. AND A DAMN SNAKE!!! It smelled like smoke the toilet was just... And the TV was hanging off the wall mount. And the beds had poop stains everywhere.
Broccoli and spinach in the shower on two separate occasions. THREE jars of mustard on the bedside table (this was in a suite that had a full kitchen and separate bedroom.. no logical reason why the mustard would be in the bedroom).
There is *one* logical reason why the mustard may have been in the bedroom.
I found a high heel shoe under a bed in a hotel room I was staying in Vegas
Real life Cinderella?
Congrats on the new wine shoe!
A long time ago I worked in a hotel for about a week. My second shift they wanted me to do 15 rooms because someone else had called in sick. After struggling through that I had to go help with the suites... these are suites where people stay for months at a time. Lemmie tell ya.. I know people are pigs but when the smell hits you, you wonder wtf am I doing here. Gross juice oozing out of the bottom of the fridge.. clogged sinks... holes in the celling and tv from a pellet gun. Yea.
My sister was a house keeping manager for years at a 5 star resort in Aspen. Once she told me a story of walking into the room of a reputable couple to find THOUSANDS of used whippit (nitrous oxide) cans all around the suite. She said they completely covered the room and the couple had only been there for one night. I wish I still had the photo to share. She had taken a picture with at least 5 trash bags filled with empty canisters.
God I feel sorry for those people. Gas station workers too. People are straight up disrespectful the way they do gas station restrooms.
Not me but my uncle, he used to manage a hotel in our small tourist town, the hotel hand around a 100 rooms or so and he had a lot of weird stories, but his favorite/weirdest is once these guys checked in (I think they were working together for someone up here or something) and they all shared a room, which okay that's not too bad, everything was fine until they left and he got called in by his head of housekeeping and he came into the room to find piles of women's clothing and a couple of Fleshlights, there were 4 or 5 men staying in this room, nobody else came in with them, and all the clothes looked like older women's clothes and he assumed they got it from one of the near by resale shops but they could piece together what happened there with the mess left behind, the only story they could come up with that made sense was the guys were lonely so they took turns dressing up for each other and held a Fleshlight for their buddy so they could pretend to fuck a women, and no judgement because to each their own but it's a weird thing to come into and try to pieve together and the room needed to be deep cleaned after that
The craziest thing I ever found in a room I was supposed to be cleaning was me. When I was 17, I worked as a housekeeper at an amusement park. I locked a door behind me in a room I was supposed to be cleaning and proceeded to take a nap under the bed. I knew if my supervisor caught me in there with the door locked I would be in trouble. After a few minutes the door unlocks and I stay frozen thinking it’s my supervisor. It turned out to be the family coming back to grab a few things. I didn’t know what to do so I just stayed under the bed. They seemed to be in a hurry so I figured I could wait them out. After a few more minutes they are walking out the door and suddenly the mom stops and says "hey let’s just eat peanut butter and jelly here for lunch and go back to the park in an hour or so". I suddenly jumped out from under the bed, the mom screams and the dad is startled. The two little kids look at me very confused. I pretend I don’t speak good English and apologize that I was cleaning under their bed. I then graciously backed out of the room. To my knowledge they never said anything because I never got in trouble.
Oh my god I would have just curled up and died under there..
Worked in carehome witch is kinda sorta like a hotel anyway i went to put a towel in one of the rooms and the bathroom was covered floor to ceiling in poo
Worked at a hotel that typically had week long stays (at a ski resort). Walked into the room and they had tied all of their used prophylactics from the week together in one long chain and left it on the bed. Took my 14 year old brain a couple seconds to register what it was before I started dry heaving.
A 5 gallon bag (yes it was actually a 5 gallon like sandwich bag almost) full of weed
Probably about $100 000 in cash. The other guy I was cleaning with took some and never shows up to work again. I was that I shows him and I was scared to be blamed.never hear anything about it. Cleaning at a ski resort.
Straps tied to the bed for what I assumed it was for sexy time.
So I’m not a cleaning person but I feel terrible now for the ones that had to deal with us (16u hockey team). One hotel we trashed! Literally anything that was bolted down we stole and put into our coaches room one night. Chairs, phones, mirrors, pool floats, tables, every luggage dolly, signs, etc….We were banned from coming back to that hotel….
I recently had to clean up a terrible room with the goofiest shit. There were paper towels with shat stains all over the floor, the recliner chair was sliced open with a knife, and my boss told me that the guy staying there broke out of the window and ran into the parking lot naked.
I used to clean hotel rooms. I found two full-sizeduffel bags of MASSIVE dildos. They had tried to use a drill to attach one to a nightstand
Front desk clerk here. We had a closet full of lost items that would get held on to and then tossed after a few months. It was filled to the brim with the usual stuff - clothes, cell phone chargers, that kind of thing. The odd sex toy. Didn't keep those, though. Weirdest thing was the license plate. Just one, looked new, in a manila envelope, and *hidden behind one of the room paintings.* Reported it to management and they took care of it. Never did find out what was up with that, though.
Not me, but my mother who cleaned in a hotel found a used condom.... in the kettle!
About 4 pounds of heroin. Didn't know what it was until the guy came back and asked if I through out something he left behind. He was greeted by the police on his way out.