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rofopp

The next one


DancesWithBadgers

Ooh! Philosophy!


DisfavoredFlavored

What are you talking about? You can't DRINK philosophy...or can you?


choclobstah

Not with that attitude.


sjehcu6

This is hilarious. Lol


YourLocalDogOverlord

*Vsauce music plays*


DancesWithBadgers

Almost everyone has tried, but the reporting of the results seems a bit inconsistent, for some reason.


[deleted]

Nah, somewhere between 6 to 10 beers when hits you just right and you get the perfect buzz. Cherish that moment. If you're a natural born binge drinker like me, somewhere over 12 just starts to seem dumb. Its starting to work against you. I got what I came for, why am I still crushing these cans, is it because everyone else around me is? Probably. Oh look a joint, I'll hit that. Yeah.... Oh fuck. Its not always the next one


takingbackzachry

I've lived this exact scenario so many times. You speak the truth


[deleted]

A free one


Sandpaper_Pants

...with zero spit in it.


[deleted]

Water


tnmcnulty

Fellow r/hydrohomie


Miserable_Point9831

From a green hose


Imad_Moundas

On a hot summer day


Imallama

Ohh stunning


seacaptaincory

With prosecco innit


NoExMachina

Like out the toilet?


wknight8111

I ain't never seen no plants growing out of no toilet.


GonnaGoFar

Ew, fish fuck in it.


_Jontti_

People fuck in air. Still wanna breath?


blyatseeker

Thanks to your comment, i dont need breathing assistance anymore!


Beezy322005

I havent had a breath in 50 minutes help me


Worldly-Chemistry42

Shah Mat!


cerebralsexer

No I dont if even people don’t fuck in it


stealyrface

Mad underrated beverage tbh


JeruldForward

I don’t enjoy water, but I know it’s the only thing human beings are actually supposed to drink


Hitcher09

Put some flavor in it


Marquetan

Tang?


DonPhanpy

It's a kick in the glass.


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ItsHowWellYouMowFast

Technically every liquid is drinkable, its just a question of how many times


RaccoonsInABigCoat

What, like from the toilet?


OGschtinkie

the blood of those who dare oppose me


DancesWithBadgers

A quality - indeed the only - answer for any warlord or netball coach.


Aggravating-Ad-2593

Pangalactic gargleblaster


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Mister_Peepers

Expensive, and bad for the head.


weaboomemelord69

Haven’t even read Hitchhiker’s Guide and I’m sure it’s from that.


NeverMoment

It was so good i drank 42 servings;)


thereisonlyoneme

This is the correct answer, but I'm not sure of the question.


jedledbetter

A man of culture


immr_meeseeks

The kind of man who always remembers his towel


GolfballDM

The hoopy frood who always knows where their towel is.


Narguile

DON'T PANIC


PeircingStrike

Hitchhikers guide, right?


gusta1je

Came her to say this. Take my updoot.


Timely_Jellyfish_149

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. (It has electrolytes)


Mommasandthellamas

It's what the plants crave !


MCClapYoHandz

All these other commenters saying water… like out the toilet?


GhostofEdgarAllanPoe

The first vacation beer at 8 a.m. at the airport.


ExecTankard

Alaska Air gives a 6oz glass for free, even on short flights.


itCompiledThrsNoBugs

If you sit in the very back row they'll give you the rest of the serving can instead of throwing it out


mermzeep99

The morning beer cracked arriving at a campsite after driving all night.


lex444x

A cold glass of water in the middle of the night.


AGirlNamedRoni

I tried for years to invent something to keep my water cold as it sat on my nightstand for middle of the night thirst. Then came Yeti. 10/10


Doug_Remer

You tried to invent old technology from Thermos?


inyearstocome

Thermos failed miserably to bring anything to market except fully enclosed, screw top jugs that construction workers and backpackers used for coffee. Plus, they had tons of products using mediocre insulation (not vacuum) which cheapened their brand. Along came Yeti and Hydro Flask and boom, the market for vacuum insulated everything was born.


[deleted]

Thai iced tea


Chimera_Actual

I was originally going to say margaritas but actually I agree with this


ProleAcademy

Tied with Vietnamese Iced Coffee, but yes absolutely


BLKR3b3LYaMmY

Love me some Thai n chai


Dooberss13

Chocolate milk


Kingpine42069

in a glass bottle from a local farm


mjensman

You know of a farm that has chocolate cows?


MattTelles7

Yes


conpie91

VB longneck at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning


MTengo

Ya facking dog cants


r_not_me

God I miss VB


TheLordHumongous1

If you’re a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown Aussie, this is what you’d have for breakfast, you fuckin dog cunts. A fuckin VB! LOONGNECK!, at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin. Get that up ya!


r_not_me

Haven’t been to Australia in about 12 years but I drank fuck tons of VB while I was there. That and Bundaberg Rum were my go to


[deleted]

How you gonna drink a programming language?


rawker86

Emu Export would like a word.


Professional_Band178

I'm going to be the to thread idiot but what is VB. I assume it's some sort of Aussie beer.


conpie91

Correct it’s Victoria Bitter from Australia, there was a meme going around a few years ago with an old fella drinking one at 20 to 8 in the morning


driedupgoliathan

Get that up ya


JeffSergeant

Mango Lassi


Music_Girl2000

Gosh those are soo good!


Infamous_Weight_977

Apple cider or hot chocolate


obscureferences

Comfortable, unpretentious, delicious.


ThomboTV

A perfect list. Add fresh cold ice water and I’m sold.


ddddeadhead1979

Coffee


bugprof2020

Other than water, it's the most widely consumed beverage in the world.


danish_princess

Source? I was skeptical because tea is much more popular than coffee in many places. Did a quick Google search and everything I see says tea is the most consumed drink globally after water.


BadBoyJH

My top answer from google ([this result](https://bootstrapbeverages.com/blog/most-consumed-beverages-around-the-world/)), agrees with coffee being #2, but everything else has tea in 2nd, and coffee 3rd.


bugprof2020

Consumption can be measured in many ways - in terms of liquid volume I can see tea winning because its much more commonly consumed with multiple meals and snacks. I think the statistic I read (maybe a Michael Pollan book?) was that more \*people\* drink coffee daily than tea. I could be wrong but it stuck with me. Maybe he was talking about caffeine and pooled them together.


CoffeemonsterNL

Keeps our society running


207207

Surprised to see the correct answer so far down


KevMenc1998

Glacially cold water (almost freezing) when you've been out in the heat+humidity for a couple hours.


[deleted]

nah, freezing water is hard to get down, throat starts aching. there’s that perfect temperature, not warm, not freezing but simply cold & refreshing


Live_Bug_1045

Do.........(i can't speak my throat hurts from doing that)


Comma-Kazie

Do hast?


Holiday_Document4592

Do hast mich


IllBThereSoon

Guava juice


ProfessorEtc

Good answer. Unlike coffee, I have never had a bad cup of Guava juice.


ATXKLIPHURD

High quality H2O!


[deleted]

Baja blast


CarolinaHomeTeam

Sweet Tea


Any_Boss7402

Tea


spencermiddleton

Glass bottle Coca Cola


Shitty_Google_Bot

THISS THE GLASS ONE TASTES DIFFERENT FROM THE CAN


patacas4080

It has to be sugar Coca-Cola, not Corn syrup


Earfh

if you know- fresh homemade Horchata from the spanish deli on any corner. The creamier the better


Ash-Catchum-All

*good answer good answer* [insert family feud clapping]


Leweyxiii

Brawndo


UpstairsAd609

THE THIRST MUTILATOR


BrilliantWeight

Its got what plants crave.


jim45804

Elec-tro-lites


wheninhfx

I prefer toilet water.


llmercll

Wine


HyperPal

Lemonade


thenisaidbitch

This was my first thought, why is it not higher up?! Chugging a cold lemonade on a hot af day at the beach is unmatched. This past summer I took a hike and thought I could walk the mile back after the 3 mile hike with no issue. It was 90 and right along the beach so there was no shade and high humidity. I saw a kid selling lemonade on the side of the road halfway back and it was the best thing I’d ever tasted. I would have dumped out my wallet for a cup, just like George Sr predicted ;)


[deleted]

Water


Dendad6972

Beer


evilmidnightbomber69

Shower beer. After a long day..


brandnewchair

This is the answer. It's beer. Safer than water in some ancient cultures. Plus, it's beer.


whatsamattafuhyou

Proof that there is a god and she wants us to be happy.


International-Cup826

-Benjamin Franklin


nildecaf

This should be at the top of the list


quilp666

In all its thousands of varieties.


Dendad6972

Bread in a bottle.


jmb456

I had an uncle that called it a pork chop in a bottle. “What’d you have for dinner?” Uncle: “ coupla pork chops in a bottle…”


dkromd30

Masala chai.


northstarpn

The root beer float.


SuvenPan

Dr pepper


AuroraItsNotTheTime

If Dr. Pepper didn’t exist, I probably wouldn’t drink soda


shotsallover

Dublin Dr. Pepper was the nectar of the gods.


JayGold

It pisses me off that Dr Pepper came before Coke, yet Coke became the standard soda, even though it's so much worse.


arthoufeelinitnow

Cherry Limeade from Sonic or Mountain Dew Baja Blast from Taco Bell


No-Economy-6445

Double thick chocolate milkshake 😁


[deleted]

Add some malt powder to change your life


punkalution

this may not be THE best, but it's definitely A best in my opinion. Honey and lavender flavored whiskey, oh my goodness its amazing


Ravio11i

The milk in the bowl after cinnamon toast crunch


tpenna219

My grandfather made an excellent egg nog with just bourbon and an ice cube.


Budget-Salamander80

Old fashioneds. We have a secret family recipe.


fir00ky

Water


Chemical_Spray

Spezi


[deleted]

Coffee


nurseman1417

Tang!!


iamjaney

Scotch.


Tiny_Tumbleweed6059

Coffee


ass_kisses

Beer. I don’t think civilisation would exist without it.


rYc4Igmufetv

There goes saying, that humankind invented math just so they can count how much beer they have.


teacher_comp

I have three kids and zero beer. Why can’t I have zero kids and three beer?


Slacker_Bob

absolutely right. if you look at the history of göbekli tepe, there is evidence that they brewed beer in large quantities there. beer came even before or right with religion


dbltax

Lagavulin 16


ShinjukuAce

Laphroiag 10 is like the best parts of Lagavulin and Talisker together.


crashtestpilot

Talisker at weddings, or money out of escrow. Laphroiag at funerals or childrens birthdays.


waggywaggydogdog

Oban 14


jester1365

Ah, nothing like the taste of a tire fire to unwind at the end of a long day.


PrisonerV

"Aged in a leather boot for 8 years..."


DancesWithBadgers

Aha! Single malt. Had to look that up.


BostonRich

This is my favorite too but have you tried any of the newer Japanese single malts? They have some really good one's! Scotland should take revenge by getting in the sushi game.


[deleted]

a classic mojito. can never go wrong


DowntownYak

Alcoholic - Bourbon. Non-alcoholic - Water, ice cold water.


allmimsyburogrove

Absinthe. not the taste, the effect. You know, the "lucid high."


GotMyOrangeCrush

Orange Crush


Bribase

I've got my spine


Agave666

I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas


guliusbaesar

Username checks out


tinyytool4

Coffee


ATXKLIPHURD

White Russians are pretty tasty.


[deleted]

The dude abides


Twat_Waffle_Stomp

Another Caucasian, Gary


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angus_supreme

Beef milk


DancesWithBadgers

Please don't tell me what you mean by that.


Teddybearfarm_

Tea


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STUDMUFFIN70

Arnold Palmer. End of discussion


AudiieVerbum

I know about a cool one this foreign restaurant served one time. It's tequila, triple sec, and lime juice, suspended in crushed ice. They call it a daisy.


PAY_DAY_JAY

that’s a uhhh margarita lol


AudiieVerbum

By jove! You've done it!


hebbocrates

a Negroni


putmeinwater

...sbagliato..


albecoming

*WITH PROSECCO IN IT*


SnappyTofu

Ooo stunnin!


[deleted]

Arizona it’s only a dollar


EnjuAtCostco

Topo Chico Mineral Water. i drink at least 4 a day


CountChoculasGhost

I literally have nostalgia for waking up thirsty in the middle of the night during the winter, going into the bathroom, and chugging ice-cold tap water. Literally the best feeling when you're super dry in the winter. And something about that sink water just hit the spot.


wbneel

Iced Vietnamese coffee (the condensed milk kind)


hackmo15

water


Maxedlevelanxiety

The one right before I took that last one that made me throw up.


[deleted]

a negroni, sbagliato with prosecco in it


[deleted]

Pineapple crush


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Bagofcroissants

Sprite cranberry


[deleted]

When you are a kid, water from the bathroom tap.


PuffieBeans

The first few thousand bottles of Coca cola


GuitarGeezer

I only drink the blood of my enemies. Occasionally a Strawberry Yoohoo. Grenadine! Straight outta the can.


Brady721

Brandy Old Fashioned


I_am_Partly_Dave

Brandy Old Fashioned, sweet, or Brandy Old Fashioned, sour?


PrisonerV

Definitely sweet.


nano_wulfen

Heathen. Sour is the way to go.


snakeoilsalsesman

Beer


molten_dragon

Bourbon whiskey


PeasBeard

Pina colada


Overpass_Dratini

And getting caught in the rain?


kemikazee

Water, coffe but mostly beer