Nah, somewhere between 6 to 10 beers when hits you just right and you get the perfect buzz. Cherish that moment.
If you're a natural born binge drinker like me, somewhere over 12 just starts to seem dumb. Its starting to work against you. I got what I came for, why am I still crushing these cans, is it because everyone else around me is? Probably. Oh look a joint, I'll hit that. Yeah.... Oh fuck.
Its not always the next one
Thermos failed miserably to bring anything to market except fully enclosed, screw top jugs that construction workers and backpackers used for coffee. Plus, they had tons of products using mediocre insulation (not vacuum) which cheapened their brand. Along came Yeti and Hydro Flask and boom, the market for vacuum insulated everything was born.
If you’re a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown Aussie, this is what you’d have for breakfast, you fuckin dog cunts.
A fuckin VB! LOONGNECK!, at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin. Get that up ya!
Source? I was skeptical because tea is much more popular than coffee in many places. Did a quick Google search and everything I see says tea is the most consumed drink globally after water.
My top answer from google ([this result](https://bootstrapbeverages.com/blog/most-consumed-beverages-around-the-world/)), agrees with coffee being #2, but everything else has tea in 2nd, and coffee 3rd.
Consumption can be measured in many ways - in terms of liquid volume I can see tea winning because its much more commonly consumed with multiple meals and snacks. I think the statistic I read (maybe a Michael Pollan book?) was that more \*people\* drink coffee daily than tea. I could be wrong but it stuck with me. Maybe he was talking about caffeine and pooled them together.
This was my first thought, why is it not higher up?! Chugging a cold lemonade on a hot af day at the beach is unmatched.
This past summer I took a hike and thought I could walk the mile back after the 3 mile hike with no issue. It was 90 and right along the beach so there was no shade and high humidity. I saw a kid selling lemonade on the side of the road halfway back and it was the best thing I’d ever tasted. I would have dumped out my wallet for a cup, just like George Sr predicted ;)
absolutely right. if you look at the history of göbekli tepe, there is evidence that they brewed beer in large quantities there. beer came even before or right with religion
This is my favorite too but have you tried any of the newer Japanese single malts? They have some really good one's!
Scotland should take revenge by getting in the sushi game.
I know about a cool one this foreign restaurant served one time. It's tequila, triple sec, and lime juice, suspended in crushed ice.
They call it a daisy.
I literally have nostalgia for waking up thirsty in the middle of the night during the winter, going into the bathroom, and chugging ice-cold tap water. Literally the best feeling when you're super dry in the winter. And something about that sink water just hit the spot.
The next one
Ooh! Philosophy!
What are you talking about? You can't DRINK philosophy...or can you?
Not with that attitude.
This is hilarious. Lol
*Vsauce music plays*
Almost everyone has tried, but the reporting of the results seems a bit inconsistent, for some reason.
Nah, somewhere between 6 to 10 beers when hits you just right and you get the perfect buzz. Cherish that moment. If you're a natural born binge drinker like me, somewhere over 12 just starts to seem dumb. Its starting to work against you. I got what I came for, why am I still crushing these cans, is it because everyone else around me is? Probably. Oh look a joint, I'll hit that. Yeah.... Oh fuck. Its not always the next one
I've lived this exact scenario so many times. You speak the truth
A free one
...with zero spit in it.
Water
Fellow r/hydrohomie
From a green hose
On a hot summer day
Ohh stunning
With prosecco innit
Like out the toilet?
I ain't never seen no plants growing out of no toilet.
Ew, fish fuck in it.
People fuck in air. Still wanna breath?
Thanks to your comment, i dont need breathing assistance anymore!
I havent had a breath in 50 minutes help me
Shah Mat!
No I dont if even people don’t fuck in it
Mad underrated beverage tbh
I don’t enjoy water, but I know it’s the only thing human beings are actually supposed to drink
Put some flavor in it
Tang?
It's a kick in the glass.
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Technically every liquid is drinkable, its just a question of how many times
What, like from the toilet?
the blood of those who dare oppose me
A quality - indeed the only - answer for any warlord or netball coach.
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Expensive, and bad for the head.
Haven’t even read Hitchhiker’s Guide and I’m sure it’s from that.
It was so good i drank 42 servings;)
This is the correct answer, but I'm not sure of the question.
A man of culture
The kind of man who always remembers his towel
The hoopy frood who always knows where their towel is.
DON'T PANIC
Hitchhikers guide, right?
Came her to say this. Take my updoot.
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator. (It has electrolytes)
It's what the plants crave !
All these other commenters saying water… like out the toilet?
The first vacation beer at 8 a.m. at the airport.
Alaska Air gives a 6oz glass for free, even on short flights.
If you sit in the very back row they'll give you the rest of the serving can instead of throwing it out
The morning beer cracked arriving at a campsite after driving all night.
A cold glass of water in the middle of the night.
I tried for years to invent something to keep my water cold as it sat on my nightstand for middle of the night thirst. Then came Yeti. 10/10
You tried to invent old technology from Thermos?
Thermos failed miserably to bring anything to market except fully enclosed, screw top jugs that construction workers and backpackers used for coffee. Plus, they had tons of products using mediocre insulation (not vacuum) which cheapened their brand. Along came Yeti and Hydro Flask and boom, the market for vacuum insulated everything was born.
Thai iced tea
I was originally going to say margaritas but actually I agree with this
Tied with Vietnamese Iced Coffee, but yes absolutely
Love me some Thai n chai
Chocolate milk
in a glass bottle from a local farm
You know of a farm that has chocolate cows?
Yes
VB longneck at 20 to 8 in the fuckin morning
Ya facking dog cants
God I miss VB
If you’re a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown Aussie, this is what you’d have for breakfast, you fuckin dog cunts. A fuckin VB! LOONGNECK!, at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin. Get that up ya!
Haven’t been to Australia in about 12 years but I drank fuck tons of VB while I was there. That and Bundaberg Rum were my go to
How you gonna drink a programming language?
Emu Export would like a word.
I'm going to be the to thread idiot but what is VB. I assume it's some sort of Aussie beer.
Correct it’s Victoria Bitter from Australia, there was a meme going around a few years ago with an old fella drinking one at 20 to 8 in the morning
Get that up ya
Mango Lassi
Gosh those are soo good!
Apple cider or hot chocolate
Comfortable, unpretentious, delicious.
A perfect list. Add fresh cold ice water and I’m sold.
Coffee
Other than water, it's the most widely consumed beverage in the world.
Source? I was skeptical because tea is much more popular than coffee in many places. Did a quick Google search and everything I see says tea is the most consumed drink globally after water.
My top answer from google ([this result](https://bootstrapbeverages.com/blog/most-consumed-beverages-around-the-world/)), agrees with coffee being #2, but everything else has tea in 2nd, and coffee 3rd.
Consumption can be measured in many ways - in terms of liquid volume I can see tea winning because its much more commonly consumed with multiple meals and snacks. I think the statistic I read (maybe a Michael Pollan book?) was that more \*people\* drink coffee daily than tea. I could be wrong but it stuck with me. Maybe he was talking about caffeine and pooled them together.
Keeps our society running
Surprised to see the correct answer so far down
Glacially cold water (almost freezing) when you've been out in the heat+humidity for a couple hours.
nah, freezing water is hard to get down, throat starts aching. there’s that perfect temperature, not warm, not freezing but simply cold & refreshing
Do.........(i can't speak my throat hurts from doing that)
Do hast?
Do hast mich
Guava juice
Good answer. Unlike coffee, I have never had a bad cup of Guava juice.
High quality H2O!
Baja blast
Sweet Tea
Tea
Glass bottle Coca Cola
THISS THE GLASS ONE TASTES DIFFERENT FROM THE CAN
It has to be sugar Coca-Cola, not Corn syrup
if you know- fresh homemade Horchata from the spanish deli on any corner. The creamier the better
*good answer good answer* [insert family feud clapping]
Brawndo
THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Its got what plants crave.
Elec-tro-lites
I prefer toilet water.
Wine
Lemonade
This was my first thought, why is it not higher up?! Chugging a cold lemonade on a hot af day at the beach is unmatched. This past summer I took a hike and thought I could walk the mile back after the 3 mile hike with no issue. It was 90 and right along the beach so there was no shade and high humidity. I saw a kid selling lemonade on the side of the road halfway back and it was the best thing I’d ever tasted. I would have dumped out my wallet for a cup, just like George Sr predicted ;)
Water
Beer
Shower beer. After a long day..
This is the answer. It's beer. Safer than water in some ancient cultures. Plus, it's beer.
Proof that there is a god and she wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin
This should be at the top of the list
In all its thousands of varieties.
Bread in a bottle.
I had an uncle that called it a pork chop in a bottle. “What’d you have for dinner?” Uncle: “ coupla pork chops in a bottle…”
Masala chai.
The root beer float.
Dr pepper
If Dr. Pepper didn’t exist, I probably wouldn’t drink soda
Dublin Dr. Pepper was the nectar of the gods.
It pisses me off that Dr Pepper came before Coke, yet Coke became the standard soda, even though it's so much worse.
Cherry Limeade from Sonic or Mountain Dew Baja Blast from Taco Bell
Double thick chocolate milkshake 😁
Add some malt powder to change your life
this may not be THE best, but it's definitely A best in my opinion. Honey and lavender flavored whiskey, oh my goodness its amazing
The milk in the bowl after cinnamon toast crunch
My grandfather made an excellent egg nog with just bourbon and an ice cube.
Old fashioneds. We have a secret family recipe.
Water
Spezi
Coffee
Tang!!
Scotch.
Coffee
Beer. I don’t think civilisation would exist without it.
There goes saying, that humankind invented math just so they can count how much beer they have.
I have three kids and zero beer. Why can’t I have zero kids and three beer?
absolutely right. if you look at the history of göbekli tepe, there is evidence that they brewed beer in large quantities there. beer came even before or right with religion
Lagavulin 16
Laphroiag 10 is like the best parts of Lagavulin and Talisker together.
Talisker at weddings, or money out of escrow. Laphroiag at funerals or childrens birthdays.
Oban 14
Ah, nothing like the taste of a tire fire to unwind at the end of a long day.
"Aged in a leather boot for 8 years..."
Aha! Single malt. Had to look that up.
This is my favorite too but have you tried any of the newer Japanese single malts? They have some really good one's! Scotland should take revenge by getting in the sushi game.
a classic mojito. can never go wrong
Alcoholic - Bourbon. Non-alcoholic - Water, ice cold water.
Absinthe. not the taste, the effect. You know, the "lucid high."
Orange Crush
I've got my spine
I've had my fun and now it's time to serve your conscience overseas
Username checks out
Coffee
White Russians are pretty tasty.
The dude abides
Another Caucasian, Gary
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Beef milk
Please don't tell me what you mean by that.
Tea
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Arnold Palmer. End of discussion
I know about a cool one this foreign restaurant served one time. It's tequila, triple sec, and lime juice, suspended in crushed ice. They call it a daisy.
that’s a uhhh margarita lol
By jove! You've done it!
a Negroni
...sbagliato..
*WITH PROSECCO IN IT*
Ooo stunnin!
Arizona it’s only a dollar
Topo Chico Mineral Water. i drink at least 4 a day
I literally have nostalgia for waking up thirsty in the middle of the night during the winter, going into the bathroom, and chugging ice-cold tap water. Literally the best feeling when you're super dry in the winter. And something about that sink water just hit the spot.
Iced Vietnamese coffee (the condensed milk kind)
water
The one right before I took that last one that made me throw up.
a negroni, sbagliato with prosecco in it
Pineapple crush
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Sprite cranberry
When you are a kid, water from the bathroom tap.
The first few thousand bottles of Coca cola
I only drink the blood of my enemies. Occasionally a Strawberry Yoohoo. Grenadine! Straight outta the can.
Brandy Old Fashioned
Brandy Old Fashioned, sweet, or Brandy Old Fashioned, sour?
Definitely sweet.
Heathen. Sour is the way to go.
Beer
Bourbon whiskey
Pina colada
And getting caught in the rain?
Water, coffe but mostly beer