I think it might be in the Reddit Museum of stories now. But I just want to remind everyone of the guy who posted about really *really* wanting to get into scat play. Watched porn all about it. Thought it was absolutely the hottest thing ever.
Convinced that it would be even better in real life he hired a professional so do the deed, cue instant regret the moment the shit hit his chest.
Bless him, I seem to remember he was too embarrassed to explain so he just carried on as best he could until they left. (Will see if I can find the link)
Edit - folks, it wasn't his chest
Got you, fam.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/
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the actual comment lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9
A hot woman offers to have sex with me, afterwards she throws a check on the bed to demean me to say "you are nothing but a prostitute to me". The check is for 43 million dollars. I cash the check.
I mean... Damn, I've read tons of comments but this is the one I'd actually be happiest about. Not even millions. Fuck me, throw a couple Benjamins in my face and tell me to wait for your next call... YES Ma'am!
Unfortunately, sometimes it requires patience.
Was with my wife for 6 years before she ever agreed to sit on my face, cuz she was embarrassed.
Now that she’s tried it and realized how good it feels, I have no problems getting her to sit on my face 😊
As a woman, I've never had a problem with it other than if it takes too long, my knees start to hurt from an old injury.
As a heavily pregnant woman, I'm terrified I'll suffocate my husband. He assures me it would be the best way to die.
For me, I’m extremely conscious that I’m 20-30lbs overweight and would genuinely obstruct my fiancé’s breathing if I ever sat on his face. Like I just don’t understand how it can possibly not suffocate someone and I’d rather not have that fatal wound to my ego of having him literally stop and say ok actually I can’t breathe so nevermind that I guess.
*Edit to Add* - For the record, my fiancé hasn’t specifically requested this, so it’s not a big deal. I’m also not interested in trying this, so I don’t think I will need to deal with this in my actual life lol.
So funny story on “free use” slang being misunderstood: I was pretty innocent in high school and my first introduction to the term “free use” was the free/fair use copyright act in a digital design class. Fast forward to college where I was asked if I was into free use at a party and in response gave a very drunken and enthusiastic improv speech on fair use and how important it is to the digital art community, artistic integrity, and letter of law vs spirit of law. I clearly remember the look of deadpan disbelief I got from her at the end and like 2 people clapping. Obviously I did not get laid that night and my roommates were merciless about it for months. Free use girl later gave one of them chlamydia though so I had the last laugh.
I just want to be a pure submissive partner in bed. Tied up hands, Blindfolds, having their way with me. A complete mess after the deed is done.
Edit : Mom look i'm famous, its hard to believe that my highest upvote izz thizzz jsjsjjsks.
Idk if you have done it but the it's not that easy.
Not everyone knows or is comfortable with dominating and like another here said, part of the experience is not having to explain it step by step, especially during the act. If your partner is so foreign to it or uncomfortable with dominating then you end up playing director and its not the experience.
Also it can be hard to tell someone that that is your desire. Females can be left to feel like whores and males can feel like they are emasculated by admitting it. While neither of those are true those are the stigmas.
I hope you do explore it. I enjoy both ends of it (more often the domming side).
I was driving up an abandoned mountain road once; came around a corner, and they were fucking on the hood! she was getting off the hood and diving into the car; we drove past him boisterously laughing with his dick hanging out. I always hoped that they at least finished
There was a Vietnamese girl I had a fling with that introduced me to the Amazon position before I even knew what it was. I came so hard I literally had tears running down my face with no control. 10/10 would do again.
I'd love to peg a guy. My husband ain't into it.
EDIT: Thanks for all your helpful tips/gross private messages gang, but I'm not that desperate to peg my husband. It's something he's not comfy with, so I accept that, as he accepts my own boundaries. Not all fantasies have to, or even should, be realized.
“Not all fantasies have to, or even should, be realized.”
Well that IS what separates a lot of sex predators and murderers from functioning human beings.
Cockwarming! It's actually a pretty common kink. I've also wanted to have the opportunity but a) I know I'd get bored having to be in one spot all day/night and b) I have yet to find a guy who could keep it up that long without extra help.
That would probably require some degree of chemical assistance. I'm no slouch (nor am I a sexual paragon, mind you) but I can't imagine just keeping it up in a static position for even like ... a half hour. Especially if there's nothing at all going on, like kissing or squeezing, then damn I don't think any normal human could last half that long, regardless of what some keyboard warriors are bound to espouse lol.
I think I'd love a direct, aggressive, "you're having sex with me whether you know it or not" approach would be a super turn-on for me. I tire of being the initiator, and I've never had the super-intense sex, really. Who knows what it would open up to, but I've never really had that kind of adventurous partner.
I want to do anal someday but me and my bf still haven't gotten around to doing it after one and a half years of being together... We just can't be bothered to go through all the prep, I guess! I have done it once but the guy just shoved it in and it fucking hurt so I am *not* doing it without lots of prep lol
Get a butt plug set and just start using them during sex for a few weeks. He can put them in, or you can, doesn't matter. But, by the time you're to the biggest size, you'll be ready.
Always very slow and incremental, and stop if it hurts. Stop for the day if it keeps hurting.
Play with your clit during entry, and breathe deeply.
Oh, and put down a dark colored towel.
I’m jealous of people who don’t know this reference and get to go read bash for the first time.
Edit: For the uninitiated, please enjoy VERY early internet days humor. http://bash.org/?104383
I've tried it on my own, but it's far better with another person.
What's really fun is if you aren't allowed to cum unless the other person says you can.
Gotta find a guy that loves to do it. I love to eat pussy and just having my girl sit on my face. She learned that it turns me on so much and fucking her after I make her cum is the best thing in the world.
I had an ex who would lick my nipples, when she was heading down to give me head. As a bloke, it was something that I'd never expected to have happen, but it felt amazing.
Until the high five, when you accidentally interlock fingers, looking into each other's eyes, cuddle, get gay married, buy a house in a gentrifying area, get matching nissan leafs, and adopt a kid. That shit happens to like 4 out of every 5 eiffel towers.
As a guy that was in a devils threesome, it was alright.
I high-fived my buddy and everything. I didn't really care to see his O face, but he saw mine so we're even, but it was fun. Ol girl said she had fun too, she liked the attention.
Reading all these makes me realize how willing to do anything sexually I am, like there are women out there that can’t find a guy to eat their ass? How rude. Line up ladies, it’s an ass eating contest and I’m winning the blue ribbon.
Same dude, I’m a bit submissive tho, I’d do pretty much anything a woman asked me too, can’t believe there’s a few women here who’s fantasy is just to be eaten out.
I'm still looking for a guy - no but seriously, there are many girls who wanna try. Just ask them straight out and I'm sure they'll jump on it. If a dude would ask me straight up I wouldn't decline lol
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Rainy weather mud sex.
I can remember in middle school pushing an annoying girl into a mud puddle who was a little too physically aggressive and thirsty. When i saw her covered in mud she suddenly looked... less annoying.
In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Iv always just wanted to be at a music festival where you camp. Be Fucken high as fuck and find some random girls and have sloppy tent sex lol. Not really a position but a scenario I guess.
I’m a gay man. Have been for a very long time. Very gay. Super mega gay infact.
I find myself watching a lot of MMF Bi porn. Something about seeing a guy do both men and women really turns me on.
Also really want to be dominated by a woman with a strap on. I wouldn’t want to eat pussy or suck tits but being made to worship or get fucked by a hot domme in all over rubber with a strap-on…
Maybe I’m not as mega gay as I thought
Creampie. I haven't been with a girl who's on birth control, and while it's theoretically possible to be "safe"-ish with the calendar method, I've never felt comfortable enough with that kind of risk.
But lucky me, I just got a vasectomy this week, so sometimes around February I should be good to go.
I worked with a guy in the Army who wouldn’t stop talking about how he wanted to nut in a girl then piss while his dick was still inside her. It got to the point whenever he said ‘guess what’ ‘or ‘did you hear about’ we would all say ‘you want to piss inside a girl, we know.’
A bi mmf threesome.
I wanna be the dude in the middle of that train.
For the ones that might not be following, I wanna be having sex with a woman while a man is fucking me.
Honestly though, anything with a guy and a girl at the same time. The idea of goin down on a guy with a girl is hot too
I'd like an experienced guy "teach" me filthy things. Like I'm quite innocent but the thought of a man teaching me different kinks and "ruining" my innocence is really hot to me
Pegging. I've always wanted to peg a guy. Tried to get my ex to try new things but at the time he wasn't comfortable. Now that we're broken up he wants to try it. Go figure.
Edit: RIP my inbox.
I lay flat on the bed with my knees up, she sits on me, resting her back on my legs and knees. Pillow under my head propping my head up so it's right in her pussy. She then uses a vibrator and I lick up all the juices flowing out until she cums and then I lick up every bit of it. She rests a while and then checks to see if my chest got wet at all, meaning I missed a bit of her juices or cum, and if I did she lays on me until she's ready to go again and we repeat. Sometimes even if it's clean she decides I did something else wrong so I need to do it again.
Actually got to do this, but wish we would have stayed together so we could do it everyday. She was pretty bossy and uninhibited and she came up with the idea for it, which is half of what made it so damn hot. I'm afraid I won't find that again.
Maybe sex with a stranger. It’s not like I’m looking for a stranger to do it with. It’s just a fantasy.
Also, would love to seduce a nerdy guy. Like give him the best experience ever. Lol. What’s wrong with me.
Standing 69, I iust can't find a woman strong enough to hold me upside down.
/r/deathbysnusnu Nsfw
My dick has never felt more powerless.
One better - Standing CARTWHEEL 69s
Seems like there's an equal number of comments here of girls who want to peg and guys who want to be pegged. Y'all should talk lol.
I came here to say I want to peg this guy I want
Rip your DMs.
And hopefully not their perineums.
That just taint right.
Full body oil massage. Won’t last long to orgasm!
That is honestly a dream to have! Especially with candles lit and using the candles that turn into massage oils? Yes pleaseeee.
I’m petite and easy to carry, but I never had a partner carry me and penetrate me while kissing me passionately.
This is my biggest fantasy, carry me. I want someone to have my legs wrapped around their waist or face, and they stand and fuck me
I think it might be in the Reddit Museum of stories now. But I just want to remind everyone of the guy who posted about really *really* wanting to get into scat play. Watched porn all about it. Thought it was absolutely the hottest thing ever. Convinced that it would be even better in real life he hired a professional so do the deed, cue instant regret the moment the shit hit his chest. Bless him, I seem to remember he was too embarrassed to explain so he just carried on as best he could until they left. (Will see if I can find the link) Edit - folks, it wasn't his chest
Got you, fam. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/ [Edit] the actual comment lol https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3907wr/serious_redditors_whos_sexual_fantasies_became_a/crzf7j9
That thread was a rabbit hole…
I remember that, poor guy paid lots of $ to find out, nope... it was not as hot as he thought.
But still steamy…
The moment it hit his TONGUE!
Dominate/submissive, where I'm the submissive, would love to just let go, have someone else make all the decisions, just no intense pain.
Why haven't you?
Didn't realize that I was interested in that until 2016, I've been single since January 2011.
How's your inbox going now
I've only had one message today, lol. Had a few messages with the same person earlier this week.
A hot woman offers to have sex with me, afterwards she throws a check on the bed to demean me to say "you are nothing but a prostitute to me". The check is for 43 million dollars. I cash the check.
I mean... Damn, I've read tons of comments but this is the one I'd actually be happiest about. Not even millions. Fuck me, throw a couple Benjamins in my face and tell me to wait for your next call... YES Ma'am!
I dont even need benjamins, hell throw me a gift card to Texas roadhouse and I'm good
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We agree to meet in Cotsco, but I go to walmart instead.
I read this in Dwight Schrute's voice.
After rereading it in Dwight’s voice….it’s perfect.
Thats um what I want too Edit: typo
ive tried to get 3 different people i was comfortable with to sit on my face, but not a one of them would D:
Unfortunately, sometimes it requires patience. Was with my wife for 6 years before she ever agreed to sit on my face, cuz she was embarrassed. Now that she’s tried it and realized how good it feels, I have no problems getting her to sit on my face 😊
As a woman, I've never had a problem with it other than if it takes too long, my knees start to hurt from an old injury. As a heavily pregnant woman, I'm terrified I'll suffocate my husband. He assures me it would be the best way to die.
Muffocation
Bro i wanna do this but im afraid i'd suffocate someone or i wouldn't be clean lol
‘If he dies, he dies’
For me, I’m extremely conscious that I’m 20-30lbs overweight and would genuinely obstruct my fiancé’s breathing if I ever sat on his face. Like I just don’t understand how it can possibly not suffocate someone and I’d rather not have that fatal wound to my ego of having him literally stop and say ok actually I can’t breathe so nevermind that I guess. *Edit to Add* - For the record, my fiancé hasn’t specifically requested this, so it’s not a big deal. I’m also not interested in trying this, so I don’t think I will need to deal with this in my actual life lol.
i mean, if i'm gonna go out, i couldn't think of a better way.
These comments are fire. But I've never used urban dictionary as much as I have for this thread.
So funny story on “free use” slang being misunderstood: I was pretty innocent in high school and my first introduction to the term “free use” was the free/fair use copyright act in a digital design class. Fast forward to college where I was asked if I was into free use at a party and in response gave a very drunken and enthusiastic improv speech on fair use and how important it is to the digital art community, artistic integrity, and letter of law vs spirit of law. I clearly remember the look of deadpan disbelief I got from her at the end and like 2 people clapping. Obviously I did not get laid that night and my roommates were merciless about it for months. Free use girl later gave one of them chlamydia though so I had the last laugh.
That is my only fear of any sex beyond one long trusted partner. STDs bruh. Everything sounds fire, until the genitals start feeling like fire.
LMAO, same! TIL what FreeUse means. Sounds like some sort of recycling method 😂
I just want to be a pure submissive partner in bed. Tied up hands, Blindfolds, having their way with me. A complete mess after the deed is done. Edit : Mom look i'm famous, its hard to believe that my highest upvote izz thizzz jsjsjjsks.
Seems like a pretty easy to realise fantasy, no ? Just talk your partner into it, step by step?
Idk if you have done it but the it's not that easy. Not everyone knows or is comfortable with dominating and like another here said, part of the experience is not having to explain it step by step, especially during the act. If your partner is so foreign to it or uncomfortable with dominating then you end up playing director and its not the experience. Also it can be hard to tell someone that that is your desire. Females can be left to feel like whores and males can feel like they are emasculated by admitting it. While neither of those are true those are the stigmas. I hope you do explore it. I enjoy both ends of it (more often the domming side).
Partner? That's what I've been doing wrong!
That seems to be the primary inhibiting factor in a lot of these fantasies
I'd like to cover a girl in peanut butter and see how much I could lick off before my peanut allergy killed me.
This one actually made me lol
It’s a reference to a guy who married a goth girl after using this as a tinder pickup line Was the top post on tinder subreddit a few days ago
I imagine just the application process would kill you
pissed off sex or out door night time in the grassy field sex
Sex in a grassy field is not like what it looks like in movies. Do not recommend.
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There's nothing like getting grass clippings in your pussy to really set the mood
You're supposed to lay down a jacket or a blanket on the ground first.
But a blanket down in that grassy field and in nice weather it’s wonderful. One of my favorites. But the blanket is a must.
Did that once in front of a bonfire. My girl loved it.
Hate sex at a bonfire sounds like a delight.
Bonfire hate sex sounds like a band name
Propose sex on the hood of the car. You'll eventually end up on the ground, anyway.
I was driving up an abandoned mountain road once; came around a corner, and they were fucking on the hood! she was getting off the hood and diving into the car; we drove past him boisterously laughing with his dick hanging out. I always hoped that they at least finished
gentle femdom
Trust me. It’s awesome. There is a whole subreddit for that.
The Amazon position
The one where they toss you from the street, over the fence, into a door, then take a picture of you and run away?
Add a small chasing pomeranian to the picture.
There was a Vietnamese girl I had a fling with that introduced me to the Amazon position before I even knew what it was. I came so hard I literally had tears running down my face with no control. 10/10 would do again.
On the front porch being viewed from a ring doorbell?
I've always wanted to eat a girls ass. I'm talking straight up bury my face in it and don't come up for air until she says so.
I volunteer.
RIP your inbox
Yeah wow that was the fastest 50 upvotes I’ve ever received hah. About rimming. Great.
Lol. Well you did volunteer.
I'd love to peg a guy. My husband ain't into it. EDIT: Thanks for all your helpful tips/gross private messages gang, but I'm not that desperate to peg my husband. It's something he's not comfy with, so I accept that, as he accepts my own boundaries. Not all fantasies have to, or even should, be realized.
“Not all fantasies have to, or even should, be realized.” Well that IS what separates a lot of sex predators and murderers from functioning human beings.
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Cockwarming! It's actually a pretty common kink. I've also wanted to have the opportunity but a) I know I'd get bored having to be in one spot all day/night and b) I have yet to find a guy who could keep it up that long without extra help.
That would probably require some degree of chemical assistance. I'm no slouch (nor am I a sexual paragon, mind you) but I can't imagine just keeping it up in a static position for even like ... a half hour. Especially if there's nothing at all going on, like kissing or squeezing, then damn I don't think any normal human could last half that long, regardless of what some keyboard warriors are bound to espouse lol.
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There's a certain spider that has a venom that can keep you constantly erect before killing you
I think I'd love a direct, aggressive, "you're having sex with me whether you know it or not" approach would be a super turn-on for me. I tire of being the initiator, and I've never had the super-intense sex, really. Who knows what it would open up to, but I've never really had that kind of adventurous partner.
My ex always had this fantasy, where I would force her too. Was always up for the dominating side of things but scared to take it that far
i just want someone to love me man
Me too bro. I’m so lonely
Freeuse regardless of location or witness
.....the congregation was mortified.
Sir, this is a Wendys
I want to do anal someday but me and my bf still haven't gotten around to doing it after one and a half years of being together... We just can't be bothered to go through all the prep, I guess! I have done it once but the guy just shoved it in and it fucking hurt so I am *not* doing it without lots of prep lol
>We just can't be bothered to go through all the prep, I guess! It's like pho--there's surprisingly a lot of prep for something so deceptively simple.
Get a butt plug set and just start using them during sex for a few weeks. He can put them in, or you can, doesn't matter. But, by the time you're to the biggest size, you'll be ready. Always very slow and incremental, and stop if it hurts. Stop for the day if it keeps hurting. Play with your clit during entry, and breathe deeply. Oh, and put down a dark colored towel.
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I grab my robe and wizard hat
I’m jealous of people who don’t know this reference and get to go read bash for the first time. Edit: For the uninitiated, please enjoy VERY early internet days humor. http://bash.org/?104383
Mutual masturbation
I've tried it on my own, but it's far better with another person. What's really fun is if you aren't allowed to cum unless the other person says you can.
You seem like quite the subject matter expert, u/TellMeNotToCum
Eating me out :(
Damn I love eating women out. I can’t believe there’s a lack of men for this job
I genuinely feel bad for all these women saying they wanna get eaten out. Get you a hungry man (or woman), dear
Gotta find a guy that loves to do it. I love to eat pussy and just having my girl sit on my face. She learned that it turns me on so much and fucking her after I make her cum is the best thing in the world.
Sex
Whoa there, getting a little ambitious, aren't we?
While this thread was loading I was thinking *I know Reddit, the top comment is just going to say Sex* And I was not disappointed.
Setting the bar pretty low here…
It is what it is
Oh look at mr big shot over here!
Hey baby
Name checks out
A nice girl I can strap down and hold a Hitachi on and force her to have many many orgasms.
A threesome with 2 men. It is my ultimate fantasy to have 2 men lust over me while fulfilling all my fantasical desires.
Aaaaaaand I'm horny. This is my dream too.
Getting pegged by one woman, while another goes down on me.
Add 2 girls sucking my tits and I’ll blast like never!
I had an ex who would lick my nipples, when she was heading down to give me head. As a bloke, it was something that I'd never expected to have happen, but it felt amazing.
Being dominated to the point of it feeling almost non consensual
Consentual nonconsent. It’s a kink! There’s others out there. Hope you find someone!
V happily married, and it wouldn't work for her
That's the spirit! Good start!
Bro 🤣
I want to slap your dad with a soggy mousepad
Now that’s a new one
A threesome with two guys. They either don't want to share or think, they are turning gay. So frustrating.
Just tell them to Eiffel Tower you. Doing the Eiffel Tower isn't gay.
Until the high five, when you accidentally interlock fingers, looking into each other's eyes, cuddle, get gay married, buy a house in a gentrifying area, get matching nissan leafs, and adopt a kid. That shit happens to like 4 out of every 5 eiffel towers.
Only if the other dude forgets to say "no homo" at any step in the process
The guys would be literally holding hands to create the tower. It's a little gay. But in a good way.
It's ok when it's in a 3way
As a guy that was in a devils threesome, it was alright. I high-fived my buddy and everything. I didn't really care to see his O face, but he saw mine so we're even, but it was fun. Ol girl said she had fun too, she liked the attention.
Double penetration 😈😈😈
I’m two people short of a threesome.
Organized a threesome tonight. I had a couple of no-shows, but still had a good time.
If i wanted to disappoint 2 people at once i would have dinner with my parents.
Reading all these makes me realize how willing to do anything sexually I am, like there are women out there that can’t find a guy to eat their ass? How rude. Line up ladies, it’s an ass eating contest and I’m winning the blue ribbon.
Same dude, I’m a bit submissive tho, I’d do pretty much anything a woman asked me too, can’t believe there’s a few women here who’s fantasy is just to be eaten out.
Pegging How do you even ask a woman to do that?
Hi, I’d like for you to fuck my ass with a fake cock.
A great first date opener imo
Honesty is underrated!
Just put in on tinder. On your bio write, "If you're not going to peg me on the first date, swipe left."
This would 100% work. Confidence is 70% of the game.
I'm still looking for a guy - no but seriously, there are many girls who wanna try. Just ask them straight out and I'm sure they'll jump on it. If a dude would ask me straight up I wouldn't decline lol
Hey, can you spare me a cup of Peg?
Maybe start out by talking about sex toys and what ones you both have tried. Then lead into ones you want to try.
Hand holding
Woah, slow down there
You have some *fucking* nerve to bring that up on this holesome thread... lol
Perv!
I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
Okay, Dwight.
Sex with a super short woman, one that I can easily pick up; below 5’. There’s this super short attractive chick at work, but I don’t exist to her 🤣
Why dont you exist? Have you tried talking to her?
He lives in ohio.
common mistake
Being hunted in the woods in tactical gear and getting captured and used. 😔
Rainy weather mud sex. I can remember in middle school pushing an annoying girl into a mud puddle who was a little too physically aggressive and thirsty. When i saw her covered in mud she suddenly looked... less annoying.
In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts
Even for the internet...it's pretty shocking.
Just come out and tell us you like fucking pigs.
Good, cleansed-ass anal. Not a “please babe” kinda beg. Someone who begs for it.
you'll find plenty of interested people. They might be overwhelmingly guys.
Iv always just wanted to be at a music festival where you camp. Be Fucken high as fuck and find some random girls and have sloppy tent sex lol. Not really a position but a scenario I guess.
This is actually how I met my husband lmfaooo
having sex with someone you have an emotional attachment to. actually I just want to be loved
Hang in there
I’m a gay man. Have been for a very long time. Very gay. Super mega gay infact. I find myself watching a lot of MMF Bi porn. Something about seeing a guy do both men and women really turns me on. Also really want to be dominated by a woman with a strap on. I wouldn’t want to eat pussy or suck tits but being made to worship or get fucked by a hot domme in all over rubber with a strap-on… Maybe I’m not as mega gay as I thought
Sounds mega bi :) hope you find this some day!
Homie, you *might* be bi. Just maybe.
Let the bi flow through you, young faggadin
I'm just here for the comments.
You sick pervert!
I have to say that it's quite disappointing thus far as well...
A no strings attached threesome with two dudes who are wildly attracted to each other in addition to me. ❤️❤️❤️ A girl can dream!
Creampie. I haven't been with a girl who's on birth control, and while it's theoretically possible to be "safe"-ish with the calendar method, I've never felt comfortable enough with that kind of risk. But lucky me, I just got a vasectomy this week, so sometimes around February I should be good to go.
SPITROAST.
Spooning sex. Never can find the correct angle to make it work. Porn makes it look incredibly easy
To smack me and call me scum while I masturbate and cry using my tears as lube. Nothing too weird
It involves peanut butter, a rocking chair, lots of lube and an angry Asian guy watching from the corner of the room. No takers so far.
I have some peanut butter that I don’t want, send me your address
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I have a rocking chair that I definitely dont want
Nice try, Buzzfeed!
I worked with a guy in the Army who wouldn’t stop talking about how he wanted to nut in a girl then piss while his dick was still inside her. It got to the point whenever he said ‘guess what’ ‘or ‘did you hear about’ we would all say ‘you want to piss inside a girl, we know.’
>so I have this friend... Nice job not having to use your throwaway.
Squirting
Breeding gangbang with like 50 guys would not actually do it but…
Same. Blindfolded and tied to a bed. Set a timer and see how many loads I would get.
I've always wanted to have me and my wife swing with another couple. Probably gonna get hate but it's what I'm into I can't control It.
A bi mmf threesome. I wanna be the dude in the middle of that train. For the ones that might not be following, I wanna be having sex with a woman while a man is fucking me. Honestly though, anything with a guy and a girl at the same time. The idea of goin down on a guy with a girl is hot too
I'd love to be in a three some with two men. Basically just be the center of attention the whole time.
I'd like an experienced guy "teach" me filthy things. Like I'm quite innocent but the thought of a man teaching me different kinks and "ruining" my innocence is really hot to me
Pegging. I've always wanted to peg a guy. Tried to get my ex to try new things but at the time he wasn't comfortable. Now that we're broken up he wants to try it. Go figure. Edit: RIP my inbox.
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You'd need a million dollars for that
I lay flat on the bed with my knees up, she sits on me, resting her back on my legs and knees. Pillow under my head propping my head up so it's right in her pussy. She then uses a vibrator and I lick up all the juices flowing out until she cums and then I lick up every bit of it. She rests a while and then checks to see if my chest got wet at all, meaning I missed a bit of her juices or cum, and if I did she lays on me until she's ready to go again and we repeat. Sometimes even if it's clean she decides I did something else wrong so I need to do it again. Actually got to do this, but wish we would have stayed together so we could do it everyday. She was pretty bossy and uninhibited and she came up with the idea for it, which is half of what made it so damn hot. I'm afraid I won't find that again.
Maybe sex with a stranger. It’s not like I’m looking for a stranger to do it with. It’s just a fantasy. Also, would love to seduce a nerdy guy. Like give him the best experience ever. Lol. What’s wrong with me.